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Guyz, is it still possible to download with X-get on Mtn? If it is, pls can anyone help me wif d proxy?? My no. Is 07031654506 & my e-mail is ikeokoli05@yahoo.com. Thanks alot

Where do you get all these crappy ideas from??

Female circumsion makes it difficult for girls to reach the climax during sex. Once dated a lady who was circumsized and Men, she was work!

Well, depends on which "public" you mean.

Maybe u're used to gettin' "IT" from girls you feel nuthin 4 dat when u find d girl u feel sumthin 4, u go haywire and begin to light up lyk a christmas tree. I mean; you called d last girl everyday 4 God sake! afta jst meetin' her d previous week, i'm sure even her mum doesn't call dat much!
Moderation is d key, i'm sure d oda gals u hang out with can lecture u on dat. Try 'em!

@ mama-gee
is dat your idea of romance??
Very. . . . . . . .romantic!
LOL
Would really like lyk to get 2 kno ya, so, imma mail ya, do i get 2 do dat?

@ poster
u alright??

Now dat's ma kinda woman!

Wetin u wan do am?
Chain am to ur bed?

Na wa o
so when d guy been dey give u all these things 4 free, you been think sey na father xmas him be?
How old do you have to be b4 u understand that nothing goes 4 nothing?
Well, use ur brain, the guy record the details of d things him dash you?

No you don't need help, you're just plain cynical.

No you don't need help, you're just plain cynical.

You don dey lose weight??
You sure sey no be HIV/AIDS??
You and people like you should be stuffed into a building and the building burnt to the ground!
You never dey shocked yet!
I wonder who dey create una type because God no dey do this kain work.

Sumtin doesn't right. . . . Hold on, imma get the dogs.

As much as is necessary.

No Money, No Honey.
Gbam!!

@ Onilude
Guy, if na her, your own don be oo. . .
6ft no deep enuf!

I tire ooo. .

Eyaaa. . . .
Na so e take happen?
Pele oo. . .

@ Onilude
Are you talking 'bout d michelin i know of as in "michelin89" Or is there anoda michelin on nairaland??

Calculate everything, including the credit you used to call her and the t-fare u've given her then send her the bill!
It's clear u're gonna lose her, don't lose your money too! If she wants to pay, let he pay in full! What is worth doin' is worth doin' well.

I think u've found a friend of your lyf, most r/ships involving two of the same person usually don't last long, i think because there is no "vibe" - you think & act like the person, nothing to teach oda and nothing to learn 4rm each oda. Quite boring from my point of view.

50k?!?!
Men, are you dat much of a screw up??

@ poster
so what??
These newbees sef!

I think a picture of you wuld do d trick.
Welcome to Nland- Newbie!

@michelin89
Nice try!
No she doesn't but she does sound like ayilara.H!
And, next tym you try to conceal an insult, you rily should do better, at least ayilara.H would, why you dey fall him hand?

Eyaah. . .
Maybe we're too hot for 1,2,3 or 4 girls to handle.

People!
Meet the male version of michelin89!

Na wa o!
Na question be dis??

Na wetin she tell you?
Na wa o!