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Maybe she's waiting for her wedding day(the "i do" kiss).
You know, many girls are now all about the wedding day/night.
You should wait till then.

@ post
Just how old exactly is your mom?

@ truphie
Abeg, i need kidney o.

A year or two max, but if she wants one earlier, i won't deny her one.

You are welcome onboard Nairaland, please undo ur seatbelt for take-off cos u're gonna xperience the most fun as we approach 8million miles in da sky.Feel free to let it out!
Don't mind all dat gibberish, the point is; welcome to nland and as sum1 posted earlier, "people leave you because they are not joined to you" nland never leaves.

@ Free
you'll give it for "free" lol
nice user name.
@ post
if after careful deliberation,consideration and proper consultation, i find donating my kidney to her "a worth-while investment", then i'll invest my kidney.

I love you: friendly form of address to show extreme likeness for sum1 e.g
i love my brother.
I love my friend e.t.c
I'm in love with you: an intense feeling of deep affection or a deep romantic attachment to someone e.g
I'm in love with my gf
i'm in love with dat girl and i want to marry her e.t.c
They may sometimes mean dsame things or different things depending on who is saying it and who is hearing it, in other words, your bf could be saying "i love you" but actually mean "i'm in love with you" or could just mean exactly what he said. That's up to u 2 find out!

I'll take dat as a statement, not a question.
Let's just say you're thinking aloud.

Sorry o!
No wahala intended.

Well. . . . .
So wad up??

@ THE AMAKA
Nice!!
But dat's the previous one.

A good ass-whooping could do the trick.

@THE AMAKA
Yeah post the pic.

You only mentioned one con, and dat's
she's just a jambite.
BTW, did u find out all these things only after testing her sexually?
How does someone dis dumb end up in a bank

You don't mean it, do you?
Were u rily hurt dat bad??

This poster created dis topic in October 2006, abt 2years plus ago, she might have dated d guy and broken up with him already!

Ignore them.

Well. . . . . . . . . .

@ Chukudibab
5 years
Now that's child abuse no matter how old you are!!

Gudluck!
Wish u many more un-nabbed escapades, and wish ur future wife same too.

I would forgive and forget her.

Start doing bad.

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Now, i think dat's enuf n's to go around,
can sumone with d power please shut dis thread down?!?!
Thank you!

Have u talked 2 him abt it?
If u have and u see no changes, chic. . . . . .Hit the road!

@ THE AMAKA
You've got a comprehensive list dere.
@ post
Godmother definately makes the top ten list, i'll produce the runner-ups as time goes on.

Thanks Bro.

A hotel manager goes to eat in d cafteria and then picks a sit next to two cleaners, half way into their meals, a fairy appears to them and asks them to each make a wish;
1st cleaner: i wish to be on holidays in the bahamas with lots of girls and lots of booze.
And off he went!
2nd cleaner: I wish to be in a mansion with a lot of cars an fancy things.
And off she went!
After they had left, the fairy asked the manager his wish;
Manager: i wish to see those two cleaners back here cleaning the rooms b4 i get to my office!