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@ macgreat
Well brewed, yeah! but definitely not 4 u, ask d bar-man for yours.
@ Missy B
Yeah, i can see that.  Remember, i've got enuf to go round so why don't you try one?

@ Missy B
then u're in d right place,
How many bottles do i offer you??
Don't be shy, i've got enuf to go round.

My guy, wetin dey disturb you neva get name.

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@ Missy B
yeah, wats ur favourite drink?

I think you should first understand d right usage of words.

Ooo. . . .!
Opelovely na nairalander sef!
190 na wa 4 u o, na so ur own wan take happen?

Then you throw d ones you can't eat away!

Women, you can't live with them. . . . but you can eat them.

Damn, are you dat much of an a**hole?

Does The Ring On A Married Woman's Finger Really Scare Men Off?
Yeah! It did, some centuries ago but now, i think it kinda does d opposite.

Some kain question 4 nairaland dey tire me sef!
Na wa oh!

Give her some, sack her and then act like nothing happened.

This is earth bro, anything is possible!

Over wrong dey worry am sef!

I prefer just that; between big and small boobs.

Well, it depends on who does d slapping, if a lady, slaps my wife, i'll disrupt the hair pulling, take my wife home and try to understand what the video clip i watched was about.
If a guy slaps my wife, i'll re-construct him then detain him in my wife's name.

Why cast a spell when you can kill one or both of the couple and they would be broken up forever, never to make up

**yawns**

One down, many more to go!

One down, many more to go!

Maybe, when they come 2 visit u, you ignore their presence and begin 2 clean ur house, you can't blame dem 4 running away if dat's d case. Check it!

She may still be having a hard time accepting d fact that she and her ex are done or it may be her own way of reacting to you forgetting to get her stuff and yelling at her, either way, try not to forget to get her stuff, yell unnecessarily and other stuff dat provoke dat statement. If she continues to make dsame statements, you sit her down and let her know that her ex is her ex and you are you but if she needs time to get her act together, you can give her dat. If she asks 4 time and she doesn't come back, move on! In cases lyk dis, i believe no bread is better than half.

This is a phase, you'll soon overgrow it and find out just how tasteful life without her can be!

Stale news!!!

The guy is obviously tryin' to express his love in the best way he can so, cut him some slack. If you ain't interested or think he's moving too fast, sit him down and let him know.
There's really nothing to it!

10 guys in 18 months??
That's like an average of 2 months per guy!! (not including the guys she can't remember "clearly".
How can a girl not remember someone she slept with??
And then she lies about it??
Don't know man, this don't weigh right.