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Religion / Re: 'Jealousy The Last Class Before Becoming A Witch' Seen On A Lorry (PHOTO) by Monkers(m): 10:43pm On Mar 29, 2019
prodigyhenry:
That's very true jealousy is one of the reasons why people do the craziest things. Even something as complex as religious war has its root simply in jealousy. Jealousy can make you do anything. And there is never a good jealousy

God said he is a jealous God

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Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Said I Should Do This Or.... by Monkers(m): 3:04pm On Mar 28, 2019
Mutemenot:
Better knack her now or else she's gone n u 'll regret it forever . She's not a wife material, d only thing preventing her from steady fvck is cos of her virginity which u 're aware of .

Fact
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Fuels Pregnancy Rumours As She Praises Uti's ''carrot'' by Monkers(m): 9:59pm On Mar 27, 2019
Bonebreaker:
as long as its not a cucmber it shld not be praised

Hahahaha
Career / Re: Police Officer, Uju Okeke Promoted Today. Shares Photos by Monkers(m): 9:20pm On Mar 27, 2019
Apple2:
She's just so fine. If she will marry me embarassed

Cow
Politics / Re: Peter Obi, Rewane Bismarck & Raji Fashola At A Function: Can You Caption This P by Monkers(m): 5:34pm On Mar 27, 2019
scribble:
I used 70 million to design website because na yahoo boys do the website for me and Tinubu's own sef dey inside.

Power is not only rocket science. It is nuclear science. I thought if i plant a few green grass on the PHCN line, it will be better.

Planting a green grass on a phcn line will light up
Politics / Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Arranging Aisha Buhari's Hair (Photo) by Monkers(m): 4:43pm On Mar 27, 2019
enemyofprogress:
Dogie style just dey hungry me walahi

Hahahaha character dey finally
Crime / Re: Lady Raped, Half-unclad Corpse Found In A Bush In Enugu State. Graphic Photo by Monkers(m): 4:22pm On Mar 27, 2019
[quote author=Chimaokigwe post=77034299]There are fingerprints on that body
There is semen on the body.
There are DNA deposits in the areas of pressure where the rapist struggled with the victim.

Those fingerprints in the body registered for BVN
The BVN have accounts that can be traced.
The fingerprints on the body can be traced to the BVN.

With less than 400k, those fingerprints can be picked and run against the CBN database for BVN holders.
The names, addresses and details would pop up.

Obtain semen samples from the most prominent male names which showed up in the BVN database and match it with the semen found on the corpse.

No need to start to look for the owner of the DNA. Use his BVN to remove like 5k from his account and send him like 4 alerts. He would come running to the bank and they would arrest him there. Bait him to come to you.

Solving crime is not rocket science, we are just cursed with unseriousness in this country. The country is being run like Nairaland. No improvement, no innovation. Abject stagnation. [/quote

Are you a cia
Crime / Re: Court sentences killer of ex-Ondo deputy gov’s daughter to death (photo) by Monkers(m): 1:36pm On Mar 27, 2019
Firstorderwizard:
village people nawao

A deputy gov's daughter fell in love with a poor guy, a rare opportunity only seen in nollywood movies yet village people no allow the guy enjoy his life. This days I don't bind and cast village people, I rather pay my monthly village dues to be in their good books.

Hahaha good books gat me
Romance / Re: Statements/words You Frequently Hear In Prostitute's House Or Brothel by Monkers(m): 12:46pm On Mar 27, 2019
Obainoneandonly:
a friend of mine took me to a joint last two years after telling me about this superb ashi chick dats new in the joint.
we got there saw the girl and she was super hot,he told me dat he Will have her first which I agreed.....while they went inside to do d needful ,all of a sudden one very fine, yellow,endowed lady approached me and whispered in my ears "bros come I go suck your prick,give you lap dance and Bleep you from back" I followed her without hesitating and had a mind blowing experience....my guy and d girl later came out and started looking for me,called my number, for where,I dey on top of toto.......after I came out and d Lady saw where have been all dis while she approached d girl and they had a verbal ultracation

Hahaha

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Romance / Re: Statements/words You Frequently Hear In Prostitute's House Or Brothel by Monkers(m): 12:44pm On Mar 27, 2019
The guy na baba

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