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RomanceRe: if Ur father gave this reason for not accepting the girl u want to marry by monkvirus(m): 9:02am On Jul 31, 2015
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CareerRe: Microsoft Nigeria Sacks 34 Workers In Phone Division (Out of 40) by monkvirus(m):
shit happens. wow i made fp. MTN everywhere u go.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by monkvirus(m): 3:55pm On Mar 31, 2015
bigt2:
wow.! I feel like the boss. Thanks man. Glad to hear that. cool
No u re the BOSS................. wink wink
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by monkvirus(m): 5:36pm On Mar 28, 2015
bigt2:
find a nylon bag capable of retaining the heat created by the laptop. Now make sure the power inlet is enclosed too. This done, power ur lappy and leave it to shut down by itself. The problem may be solved by so doing cos ur graphics card will overheat and hopefully get reflowed. Let's know how it goes...
ur trick worked well, thanks bro.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by monkvirus(m): 6:16pm On Mar 15, 2015
bigt2:
i think he disabled the antivirus permanently. This is risky o, or what ya think Tol?
helo bro, i'm stil expecting ur lil old trick 4 my lappy. tnx.
ComputersRe: Help My Ram Is Failing... by monkvirus(op): 11:10am On Mar 15, 2015
fleexee:
buy white ram lol. make sure its kuruuu.


grin grin grin grin cheesy
nd u expect dis 2 b funny? how pathetic.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by monkvirus(m): 8:37am On Mar 15, 2015
helo house, i av dis sony vpcee35fj laptop, all of a sudden d ram stoped working, i removed it, cleaned it & replaced it bk bt my lappy didn't boot up, i went 2 buy another one, none wrked ( i made sure thew were d exact speed d system needed). pls note dat each time i power on d lappy d led lights+ cpu fan wuld come up. pls wat can/should i do?
ComputersRe: Help My Ram Is Failing... by monkvirus(op): 8:17am On Mar 15, 2015
so could it be frm d ram slot(d 2 of dem)? also an engineer sugested dat i should heat up d vga ic. pls i nid ur advice. tnks
ComputersRe: Help My Ram Is Failing... by monkvirus(op): 4:46pm On Mar 14, 2015
i av changed d ram, bt none powered it up.
ComputersRe: Help My Ram Is Failing... by monkvirus(op): 1:25am On Mar 14, 2015
pls i nid answers.
ComputersHelp My Ram Is Failing... by monkvirus(op): 5:41pm On Mar 13, 2015
pls i nid ur help, i bought dis SONY VPCEE35FJ laptop in febuary witout a RAM, so i got a new RAM 4 it, i worked perfectly 4 a while, den after a while my system won't boot up, althoug d power button wuld com up + d cpu fan wuld also com up even d dvd wuld start wrking bt d system wunt jst boot, i tried cleaning d RAM nd inserting it bk, well at times it wrkd bt at times i wuld'nt. pls wat do i do?
EducationRe: What Do I Need To Establish A Secondary School? by monkvirus(m): 6:12am On Nov 10, 2014
ahika:
So there are other different ways (and there may be more). Anyway, thanks for the insight
uwc.
EducationRe: What Do I Need To Establish A Secondary School? by monkvirus(m): 7:50pm On Nov 09, 2014
ahika:
I don't think this is an incorrigible fact Sir
dats d fact, except d sch is nt govt approved or u approve it using an educationist doc which is wat many people do.
EducationRe: What Do I Need To Establish A Secondary School? by monkvirus(m): 4:27pm On Nov 09, 2014
IRRESPONSIBLE:
Wow!
Don't have one right now. Will PGD in Edu do?
yh Edu im pgd or masters is acceptable.
EducationRe: What Do I Need To Establish A Secondary School? by monkvirus(m): 10:20pm On Nov 08, 2014
well i tink u nid 2 get an Edu degree. But u can get an Edu degree in masters. In Ogun state nd Lag, u cant establish a sch witout an Edu degree, it d no1 requirement 4 sch establishment.
EducationRe: Universities In Benin Republic Aspirants Let's Meet Here by monkvirus(m): 7:29am On Dec 06, 2013
veronix: Hi everyone, this is the info you need Concerning university.
Admission fee: 5500 naira
Acceptance fee: 5000
Hostel fee per semester: 16500
Tuition fee: 130,000/session for science, technology and law courses.
120,000 for social science and art courses
Liberary fee: 10000/ session
Technology fee: 10000/ session
Caution fee: 10000/session
Students id. Card: 500
Nigérian embassy card: 3500
Students orientation fee: 3500
And other little expenses.
Resumption date:6th january 2014
Matriculation date: 15th january

If you are ready to resume with them, u can send me mail.

My fee is 5000 naira
But this list is for which school in particularhuh
PhonesRe: Reasons Why Everyone Needs An Android Device by monkvirus(m): 8:08am On Nov 27, 2013
Nice.
PhonesRe: Reasons Why Everyone Needs An Android Device by monkvirus(m): 8:06am On Nov 27, 2013
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EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by monkvirus(m): 10:50am On Oct 23, 2013
brainy02: With great joy and happiness to see that alot of people are coming to share their happy story of admission after several trial at one point or the other.....

Take ur registration serious and snappy cos this is the only hurdle btw u being a full student or loosing the admission, God forbid.

You need my help, you need explanation on how u can go through a itch-free registration process up until u get ur MATRIC NUMBER all F.O.C i mean free-of-charge then dont hesitate to call me up or add me on 2go
tel: 0818-921-8421
2go: brainy0002
pls help me check this for a frnd, yct1335236 ayodeji suleiman, computer science.<part time> we"vwe checked the site but its nt there. Thanks.
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by monkvirus(m): 10:48am On Oct 23, 2013
guy ANDROID: You can check your admission status through this link
http://portal.yabatech.edu.ng/admissionindex/main.php

Please use your default browser to access it, be it mobile or desktop.

Please don't use opera mini, as it will not display the link.

Or send your full name and department to my whatsapp number. I will help you to check if you're having difficult accessing the site.

Note: I'm not always on this thread, so if I don't reply on time, know the cause of it.

GL all
pls help me check this for a frnd, yct1335236 ayodeji suleiman, computer science.
ProgrammingRe: Aptech Or Niit? by monkvirus(m): 2:10am On Oct 17, 2013
Nice
EducationAdmissions Into Pre-degree Science (pds) Programme For The 2013/2014. by monkvirus(op): 6:49pm On Jul 24, 2013
ADMISSIONS INTO PRE-DEGREE SCIENCE (PDS) PROGRAMME FOR THE 2013/2014 ACADEMIC SESSION
Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admissions into the PDS Programme of the University
for the 2013/2014 Academic Session



ADMISSIONS WILL BE INTO THE FOLLOWING SCHOOLS:

i. School of Agriculture and Agricultural Technology (SAAT)

ii. School of Engineering and Engineering Technology (SEET)

iii. School of Earth and Mineral Sciences (SEMS)

iv. School of Environmental Technology (SET)

School of Management Technology (SMAT)
School of Sciences (SOS)



ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS:

Candidates should possess WASC, NECO, GCE or NABTEB at not more than two sittings with a minimum of Credit passes in English Language, Mathematics, Physics and any two of the following subjects relevant to their discipline: Chemistry, Biology/Agric. Science, Economics, and Geography. Credit pass in Economics is compulsory in the School of Management Technology.



QUALIFYING TEST:

Candidates for Pre-Degree Science Programme must perform to a satisfactory level in a Computer-Based qualifying test to be conducted on Thursday, 17th and Friday 18th October, 2013 at 8:00 am at the e-Test Centre, Federal University of Technology, Akure, Ondo State.



Candidates are expected to visit the website of the Federal University of Technology, Akure www.futa.edu.ng. for the results of the qualifying test as from Thursday 24th October, 2013.



DURATION:

The programme is full-time, and will run for one academic session of Two (2) Semesters.


REGISTRATION AND COMMENCEMENT OF LECTURES:



Candidates who successfully complete the programme and meet the cut-off mark for the course applied for as determined by the University Admissions Committee as well as meet the JAMB cut-off mark would be admitted into 100 level of the University undergraduate degree programme in relevant discipline in the 2013/2014 academic session.

ACCOMMODATION

Limited accommodation will be available on first come first served basis.

METHOD OF APPLICATION:



Candidates are to pay application fee of fifteen thousand naira (N15,000.00) excluding bank charges on e-transact platform in any bank that is on e-transact platform.



Candidates are to complete and print the PDS Application Form online after payment by logging on to the Federal University of Technology, Akure’s website www.futa.edu.ng and click on the online PDS Application Form.



Submit the Online application form and print out a copy of the examination schedule slip.



The application opens on Monday, 10th June, 2013 and closes on Tuesday, 15th October, 2013.



All candidates are requested to bring along the following items to the e-test venue:



i) Depositor’s copy of bank teller(s) indicating payment of FIFTEEN THOUSAND NAIRA (N15,000.00) Application Fee in candidate’s name.

ii) Completed Application Form (downloaded from the FUTA website).

iii) e-test scheduling slip which must contain a registration number.

iv) Copy of e-transact receipt obtained from the bank.

a. The venue of e-test exercise is the Electronic Test Centre (eTC) “Obakekere Campus” Federal University of Technology, Akure.

Candidates are NOT allowed to bring cell phones or electronic gadget(s) into the e-test hall.
Any candidate who fails to present himself/herself for the computer based test will NOT be considered for admission.
Candidates are requested in their own interest to have a feel of (practice) the computer based test by visiting http.//test.jketc.net .



The underlisted helplines could be contacted for clarification on issue bordering on the e-test: 08164487268; 07052976224 and 08165661045.





CLOSING DATE FOR SUBMISSION OF APPLICATION FORMS

All completed online application forms with the required relevant documents should be submitted to www.futa.edu.ng not later than Friday, 25th October, 2013.







Signed

Director,

Centre for Continuing Education,

Federal University of Technology, Akure.
TravelWorld's Largest Building Opens In China. by monkvirus(op): 7:48am On Jul 14, 2013
2013-07-14 00:14:00
Boasting its own artificial sun and a floor area three times that of the Pentagon, the "world's largest building" has opened in southwest China to mixed reviews from its first visitors.
The towering 100-metre (330-foot) high New Century Global Centre, which is said to be big enough to hold 20 Sydney Opera Houses, recently opened its doors Chengdu.
The complex, which Chinese officials say is the world's largest standalone structure, is 500 metres long by 400 metres wide, offering 1.7 million square metres of floor space.
But the first wave of visitors were divided over the attractions of the structure, which houses 400,000 square metres of shopping space, offices, conference rooms, a university complex, two commercial centres, two five star hotels, and an IMAX cinema.
"It lacks creativity," said one visitor on Sina Weibo, China's version of Twitter.
Another visitor poked fun at its name.
"Why is everything in Chengdu called 'global'," the poster said.
However, some Internet users were impressed with the complex, which opened on June 28.
"It will become the new landmark of Chengdu," said one poster.
The Global Centre has a marine theme, with fountains, a huge water park and an artificial beach, accented by the undulating roof, meant to resemble a wave.

http://mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/world/worlds-largest-building-opens-in-china/
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by monkvirus(m): 6:55pm On Jul 13, 2013
jdbabzy: Ladies! Ladies!! Ladies!!! Plz let's stop all d fighting okay. We're here to help one another, ain't that right? Anyways, I'd like to find out d date for d post utme exams. I really need dis info ASAP. Thanks y'all.
1st of all I ain't a lady okay?
2nd am nt fighting wit any1 am only trying 2 make dem understand somtins.
3rd stick to d thread nd u'll get a d info u nid, as for now notin cos of d strike.
Thank u.
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by monkvirus(m): 4:36pm On Jul 13, 2013
oladoya: who is this monkey-virus self? Do they write to you or were you requested to come and answer the questions? The magnanimous and pertinent ones on this thread have not, are not and will never complain of answering any question that is being trown to them. So if you are irritated, i think you can visit Kidwap.com and evacuate this thread. No offence...
I know ur type also, nd moreover our elders have said it " d truth is bitter" And judging by ur comment u should b in ur early twenties, d@ was clearly seen in ur comment. I know about 2 to 3 persons who just read & followed dis thread last yr (i mean d one created 4 2012/2013) & got all d info dey needed witout making 1 comment & now dey re in YCT. Hope u got d@ baby?
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by monkvirus(m): 4:21pm On Jul 13, 2013
Habidab: I dnt thinks anybody needs your help whatsoever in anything on this thread but if you help you are doing it becoz of God the one who created you and I
Our elders have already said it thst d truth is always bitter, well I am nt condeming anybody or looking down on anynody, but w@ am trying 2 say is d@ as prospective students they should cultivate d habit of reading d@s all. Am nt condeming anyone as u have put it.
Thank u.
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by monkvirus(m): 4:13pm On Jul 13, 2013
tosnat: There is a better way of making your point known.
If yu feel so irritated then dont visit the thread anymore.
Let them be pls.......
I know ur type, well itz been said "the truth is always better"....
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by monkvirus(m): 11:03pm On Jul 11, 2013
l just keep wondering, is it dat som pple have difficulty in reading or wot? Any sensible person who reads atleast 2 to 3 pages of dis thread will get all Info needed witout askin a single question about d official jamb cut-off mark, I have dis particular utme mark am I gud 2 go?, do yct accept 2choice? nd other silly questions like d@. It just keep irritating & annoying me wen I read/see questions as such from prospective students *yuck!!!* pls think & use ur brains as students, u dnt need 2 b spoon fed.
Thank u.
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by monkvirus(m): 6:58pm On May 05, 2013
Nice 1 brainy, gud job i must say. Kip it up bro.

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