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Gentle Naaz: My man u r a compound disgrace 2 ur family. Wetn b ur career? Abi u go study rubish cos 4 skul wan come gt beta job. Go ur village go do farmology

Not being able to read is a very serious disease, look at a community disgrace calling someone a compound disgrace.
Reading is a skill acquire it.*SMH*

cramjones: Already I have discredited you:

1. Are you telling us you want to join a drug gang as a form of threat? You want us to be under duress to give you a job?

2. Secondly, you are supposedly looking for a job and all you care about to tell us is the minimum salary you need? Who does that? Why not tell us your qualifications and your special skills?

3. Please my friend you are free to be in a drug...Remember there is no justification for crime and going by your above post...I don't even think you will be a good employee! There is a lot of room for improvement on your side.


THANKS!

CRAMJONES

well just because u didnt read d above posts does not mean u just open ur mouth and spill out s.hit, read properly b4 u comment.
thanks.

Thank you Mr Jarus for the kind words and compliments. I read Environmental Biology in school and finished with a second class lower. I have not been called up for any interview yet and often times I lay it down to the fact that I graduated with a second class lower in a less glamorous course of study but the truth is that I know what I can offer as an individual.

When it comes to skills, the only one I have is the ability to write. However, in these months I have been Idle, I have been cheated countless times all in the name of writing for people. No one wants to pay, and those that will pay can only part with paltry sums barely enough to pay for the internet research time. If I have been able to land a writing or editing job with reasonable pay, I won't be in this situation today.

Regarding having patience, I wish I could do more than this. You are right with my Graduation and NYSC timing but Sir, I simply cannot afford to go into next year without anything doing. Who knows, I could even be thrown out of the current place am staying anytime soon as the guy am staying with is already showing negative vibes and going back home will only kill my parents a little further.

Painfully, I see people I am much better than academically landing positions all over Abuja (both government and private parastatals on a daily basis).

am in lagos right now,dont even know what to do now

Umartins1: any branch of FirstBank in Lagos will do. Just give it a try.

Well based on experience i'll advise u go to the Island, i mean their head office, i u know u dont want any issue wif d transfer .

Avast: after payment or before payment

It definitely gonna be b4 payment ..

folajoko: You guys should help us confirm if they will still paste the second batch na

Got info from a reliable source that the 2nd list would be released on Friday 30th of November 2012.

Nicole Delien is tired of sleeping, This 17-year-old teenager from North Fayette, Pa., has a rare condition called Kleine-Levin Syndrome -- or "Sleeping Beauty Syndrome" -- that makes her sleep 18 to

19 hours a day.

And when she does wake up, she is often so tuckered out that she is in a sleep walking state and doesn't remember doing basic things like eating, according to KDKA-TV.

Nicole's somnambulant state has been so severe that she once slept through the holidays, awaking one day in January when she finally opened Christmas gifts alongside her family, according to ChartiersValley.Patch.com.

"She's never really adjusted to it," her mother, Vicki Delien told the website. "She's 17 now and it really upsets her. She's missed out on a lot."

Delien told talks show host Jeff Probst that the teen has sometimes slept 32 to 64 days in a row, waking only in sleepwalking mode to eat.

Kleine-Levin Syndrome is incredibly rare, only affecting about 1,000 people worldwide and its very hard to diagnose.

http://www.ipaidabribenaija.com/entertainment/more-in-entertainment/weird-news/item/11756

brainy02: Yes they have started oooooo and also the payment advice for sch fee is now going toooo. So once u have been cleared u can go print out ur payment advice and also ur admission letter

Please do you know wen d acceptance fee will be closing?

obizzy: the predegree is for one academic session...pls after dat do we enter 200l or 100l??...and if i put futa as my second choice in my utme during the course of the pogrammme,wat are my chances of getting it..and anoda one..can i change my course after i pass the predegree..pls som1 shed some light on my following questions..ild appreciate

After d pre-degree if u pass d cut off mark u'll be accepted into 100l, u'll have to make FUTA ur 1st choice in dis fort coming UTME exam, and u'll also have the opportunity of writing their PUTME, meaning if u pass d PUTME, and pds u'll have 2 admissions.Sure u can change ur course after d pds, but u'll have to work hard to get it, meaning u need high marks, prayers and God's favour, and u can also do d PUTME and gain admission tru PUTME which is still d same thing.

dapreacher: had 58% nd av bin given my courses MTS/STA(Maths/Statistics i fink) Akure tomoro for d screening...fanx to d guys dat helped on here(Monkvirus nd others)..God'll help y'all too

God bless u bro, and i wish you good luck and all d best bro. Pls bro dont go there and fail.

akanb4real: pls can i use my certificate of origin as my letter of identification? need real reply fast guys

Dont rili understand wat u min.

obizzy: Heard screening wud start 27th of november,, dunno hw true it is sha

Screening has started today 19th of November 2012, and payment of d fees would start immediately after u've been screened, everything closes 30th of November 2012. So hurry up and dont waste time.

johndarey: @monkvirus Bt pls z it only one course because for others m seeing something like mcb/bch and so on like dt...z it only FWT in ha own case? Pls is it also possible 2 change d course later on b4 part 1 or dt is wat she'l study 4 ha degree?..tnx once more

well she can change the course to her course of choice latter on, but it'll require high grades and hard wrk and also God's favour. All she has to do is start talking to one of her key lectures as soon as she is through wif her reg.

olorunnisola001: monkvirus, which school u de? how far about your admission?

johndarey: Monkvirus m sowi 4 disturbin u bt pls hlp me check d bracketed course code given 2 ha...d code dt follows skl of agric n agric tech...tnx

Guy ur are not disturbing me at all, just that i find pleasure in assisting people, (FWT) means Forestry & Wood Technology. Hope i answered ur question?

johndarey: Tanx @monkivirus...pls i jst entered my sister's form no 2 check d course code in d bracket bt t brot sm1else's name.i'm gettin confused.the form number is 4278

Just checked it now for u, d name on both sides reads OLAYINKA CHRISTIANAH IFE.
So wat else are u talking about or is dat not ur sis name?

beephresh: Exactly woh am sayin, anoda list is coming

sure.

beephresh: Scored d same and I wasn't picked
Though I knw I'll still be picked sha

I know of a guy who scored 54% and has not yet been picked, so wat do u want him to do?

beephresh: Ur sister dah scored 42 was picked too

I guess she was damn lucky...

olorunnisola001: when is d screening gonna take place??

screening starts on monday 19th November 2012 which is tomorrow and payment of d sch fees follows immidiately after u've been screened. Also payment of school fess ends on 30th 0f November 2012 by 4:00pm, meaning any payment after d deadline is at ur own risk. Good luck.

johndarey: Checked 4 my sis n i saw admitted into skl of agric n agric tech...z dt d course or name of a faculty covering many courses? She chose microbiology.

She was choosen into dat sch because she did not meet up to d hidden cut-off mark, so instead of discharging her, since she scored above d general cut-off mark she was accepted into dat sch.

olorunnisola001: when is d screening going to take place

It starts monday 19th of November 2012 thereafter followed by payment of ur sch fees. Payment of d sch fees closes 30th of November by 4:00pm. so hurry up wit ur fees (120 k)

Gbengaslc: @monkvirus pls I scored 54 nd I chose biochemistry but on my admission letter I saw you have been admitted in the school of sciences (MTS/MTS) pls which course is it.

Well not really sure about d meaning of MTS it may probably mean Mathematical Sciences.
But when u go for screening u'll know the full name of the course. Lest i 4get congrats.
And mind u screening starts on monday 19th November 2012 which is tomorrow and payment of d sch fees follows immidiately after u've been screened. Good luck.

Good news guyz, the long awaited admission list/letters is finally on their site as u can follow the link below to check and print out yours. Donnot 4get to post ur testimony here. Good luck
http://www.futa.edu.ng/FutaPortal/pdsudsaddmissionletterlogin.php

Dabida: I sc0red 42% agricultural xtensi0n and ec0nomics/forestry and wood techn0l0gy.. Ani h0pe?

The list will be out soon, chill. You will know when the list is out maybe you're qualified or not. There's no cut-off mark on their website. So relax guy

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. And every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his room-mate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one-hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color of the rainbow. Grand old trees graced the landscape, and a fine view of the city skyline

could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Then unexpectedly, a sinister thought entered his mind. Why should the other man alone experience all the pleasures of seeing everything while he himself never got to see anything? It didn't seem fair. At first thought the man felt ashamed. But as the days passed and he missed seeing more sights, his envy eroded into resentment and soon turned him sour. He began to brood and he found himself unable to sleep. He should be by that window - that thought, and only that thought now controlled his life.

Late one night as he lay staring at the ceiling, the man by the window began to cough. He was choking on the fluid in his lungs. The other man watched in the dimly lit room as the struggling man by the window groped for the button to call for help. Listening from across the room he never moved, never pushed his own button which would have brought the nurse running in. In less than five minutes the coughing and choking stopped, along with

that the sound of breathing. Now there was only silence-deathly silence.

The following morning the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths. When she found the lifeless body of the man by the window, she was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take it away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped

himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the world outside. Finally, he would

have the joy of seeing it all himself. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Epilogue. . . . You can interpret the story in any way you like. But one moral stands

out: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.

Guyz just chill a little more for the admission list to be posted on line.
If all thing being equal u might see it by night fall but if not so then u get to see it by monday.

Avast: i heard the list is coming out today

Possibly.

daleke: Pls i got 46% in d test.any hup of admission

Am afraid i dont know oooooo. But a miracle can happen.Just wait for the admission list/letters to be released.

Avast: is the list out?

[quote author=Avast]is the list out?[/quote
Nope the list is no]t yet out. Just chill a little bit more, hopefully by tuesday or atmost wednessday.

olorunnisola001: I heard there is no chance for pds student to get school hostel. Is this right?

Yeah very right. You have to get accommodation of your own or if u av a frnd who can accommodate u luck u.

omidan21: Pls,what advance science stuff.kindly expantiate.

it is a diploma programme and certificate awarding programme dat qualifies you for Cambridge exams and d rest and also gives u d opportunity of gaining admission into year two in FUTA.(just like OND) . [size=20pt]PURCHASE OF ADMISSION FORMS
Application forms are obtainable from the Office of the Administrative Secretary, Centre for Continuing Education, Federal University of Technology, Akure at the rate of Five Thousand Naira (N5,000.00) only for Diploma Programmes and Two Thousand, Five Hundred Naira (N2,500.00) only for all other Programmes.[/size]
IF you are interested in d form, u can post ur email address here so dat i can send u an ebook containg all d info u need to know about the programme. And also if u are still interested in d programme, pls u'll have to do it ontime cos d form will close any moment from now.

johndarey: u meant 2 write 3rd of december?

Yeah, thanks for pointing out dat typed error. PDS students start lecture 3rd of December 2012.