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RomanceRe: When A Lady Asks About Your Real Age. by Monocrotophos: 12:07am On Sep 29, 2016
the best way to reply is: i am above 18. i found this working for years.
You can also say: that's classified... it adds more mystery to their expectations.
Jokes EtcRe: A Bird Just Pooped On Me, What Does It Mean? by Monocrotophos: 3:29am On Sep 24, 2016
it means ure going to be STINKY rich...
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Monocrotophos: 3:26am On Sep 24, 2016
976: when u name ur dog General Buratai...
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Play A Game 'A Thousand Ways To Die In Nigeria' by Monocrotophos: 3:24am On Sep 24, 2016
977: when lalasticlala didnt post any topic of snake on front page that day, silient... the snake. is behind u...
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Eats Like A PIG by Monocrotophos: 3:18am On Sep 24, 2016
if she doesnt want to change after pleading with her and correcting her its better to leave the relationship. its a clear sign of trouble ahead esp in marriage, u dont want to end up fighting each other in ur future home.
AgricultureRe: See What I Found In The Dead Palm Tree On Our Home Garden by Monocrotophos: 3:00am On Sep 24, 2016
SweetJoystick:
Smh na termite you no know the English name?
its not termites they are grub (larval) of a particular beetle i hav forgotten the name of the particular species. they like laying their eggs on dead bark of trees especially this tree. they are highly nutritious too. in case of strandedness, scientist advice to eat beetle as one of the safest non toxic source of energy to prevent starvation. e. g. beetles as the above.
CelebritiesRe: Unbelievable! See What This Woman Wore To Her Own Wedding (photo) by Monocrotophos: 12:01am On Sep 20, 2016
see the man too like ewu. una no see dat one too
RomanceRe: Three Ways To Attract A Woman Without Speaking To Her by Monocrotophos: 1:03am On Sep 13, 2016
la click la lai Mohammed talk true
RomanceRe: .... (Picture included) by Monocrotophos: 11:41pm On Sep 10, 2016
rubbing the girl with his ATM card
TravelRe: Kenyan Police Chopper Crashes (Photos, Video) by Monocrotophos: 12:21am On Sep 09, 2016
comfirms thay kenyan's are built for running instead of flying.
RomanceRe: She Wrote Her Phone Number On A 1000 Naira Note by Monocrotophos: 9:40pm On Jul 23, 2016
That is how u will miss the rapture, small sign u cannot figure out by ur self.
RomanceRe: She's In Love With Her Boyfriend's Friend by Monocrotophos: 9:30pm On Jul 23, 2016
Kuku advice her to sell the guy papa land join that one for they reasonable
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Nigerian Soldiers Dressed Like Tree To Battle Boko Haram by Monocrotophos: 9:09pm On Jul 18, 2016
these are snipers, they hav the job of painstakingly waiting for an opponent to appear so they can take them down, sometimes dey can wait on one spot for hours. they try as much as possible to blend in with the environment so as not to give their location to the enemy. camouflaging with the environment is one way to be an affective sniper..in the army, youre taught this as a course.
NYSCRe: Corper Tonia's Mother Got Her Through University Through Her Petty Business by Monocrotophos: 7:59pm On Jul 16, 2016
forget money dey inside dat business o, me weh don graduate since they think to start fry puff puff and akara for street. i do d logistics money load dat business... besides Bible don talk say in all labour there is profit.
RomanceRe: This Woman’s Bedroom Selfie Has Gone Viral – But Can You Spot The Bizarre Reason by Monocrotophos: 3:22am On Jul 13, 2016
omg she cut person finger dey chew
AgricultureRe: Ways Of Tackling Army Worm by Monocrotophos: 8:48pm On Jul 04, 2016
you cannot call an insect pest infestation a virus unless they are actually spreading virus, from your picture we can deduce that these insects are defoliator, we cannot begin spraying regime until you have fully identified the exact insect pest eating your crops then chemicals can be suggested to you and required dosage. pls go and identify the exact insect nuisance disturbing your field.
AgricultureRe: Ways Of Tackling Army Worm by Monocrotophos: 8:43pm On Jul 04, 2016
you cannot call armyworm a virus, its an insect pest, pls first identify the actual insect that is defoliating your crops then you can know the right chemical to use with dosage prescription.
AgricultureRe: See The Big Scorpion I Killed On My Farm by Monocrotophos: 3:50pm On Apr 28, 2016
spoils of war!!!!
RomanceRe: 5 Seduct!ve Words To Make A Woman W*t In 2mins, Still Unbelievable by Monocrotophos: 12:56am On Apr 25, 2016
la click la saraki
RomanceRe: Europe Is More Obsessed With Beauty Than America by Monocrotophos: 12:50am On Apr 25, 2016
post picture here for proper assessment before we can comment!
Jokes EtcRe: See What Happens When You Keep Calling Your Boyfriend Baby by Monocrotophos: 1:20am On Apr 22, 2016
anybody notice those people for back they laugh. e b like say this guy na their regular craze man
Jokes EtcRe: Photo: Epic Conversation Between Amazon And A Customer by Monocrotophos: 1:18am On Apr 22, 2016
but for Nigeria e go bi like say mak u order for hammer from jumia, take a cab, locate customer care and fire anyone of their head with this hammer, then next thing return the hammer becuz it is broken. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: The Moment You Declare Love To An Igbo Girl by Monocrotophos: 1:13am On Apr 22, 2016
odikwa very risky
Jokes EtcRe: Does Female Soldiers Go To War Front Atall? by Monocrotophos: 1:12am On Apr 22, 2016
no they are the chefs and cooks behind close doors!
Jokes EtcRe: See Photoshopped Engagement Picture Of Wizkid And Linda Ikeji (see Photo) by Monocrotophos: 1:10am On Apr 22, 2016
this is what happens when you give an ibera man andriod phone use.
RomanceRe: Chidimma Confirms To Be In Love With Flavor by Monocrotophos: 1:04am On Apr 22, 2016
baby mama loading...
RomanceRe: Awww See What These Two Lovers Are Up To. (pic 18+) by Monocrotophos: 1:00am On Apr 22, 2016
i swear if u waste my data with such useless trend i will find you and i will catch u!
Jokes EtcRe: OMG!! See This Hilarious Post by Monocrotophos: 12:06am On Apr 11, 2016
La click la virus

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