@ Jegbadon,

Thanks for the update; do accept my felicitation.

No doubt, with you inside there; we have no worries that you'll help us make findings on what LAFARGE intends to do with those of us on their waiting list i.e At least, for us to face our worse fear - Not minding the disappointment that is likely to come with it.

Once again, CONGRATUPLEASURE!!! Go and excel, brother.

@Eeyore,

It seems to me as though JEGBADON is having this kind of feeling that he has gone past this level of relating with some of us that are still in the waiting list of LAFARGE! I don't think it cost him (Jegbadon) anything more than "10 minutes" to give the needed update if he really wants to associate with the house any further - I might be wrong.

In the absence of negativity, I implore him (Jegbadon) to kindly thread the path of ONYEKA and BARONCY by updating the house i.e Being the most current CANDIDATE that was invited by the management of LAFARGE - As far as this forum is concerned.

Eeyore, my pal! Don't worry, we'll soon hear from JEGBADON. May be he is trying to put some other necessary things in place; just may be.

Let's be hopeful.

@ Jegbadon,

I'm happy for you and those other members of the house that are through with the whole interview stages.

To those on the waiting list, you'll get there.

@Eeyore,

Much as I share your pain, I wish to inform you that you are not alone in the waiting game. If applicants
personalities, current job status, qualification and years of experience actually matter as Onyeoka has made
us believe; Lafarge wouldn't have shortlisted all concerned like they did in the first place.

Do I need to remind you that this same organization claim to have placement for even the inexperience, in their
website? Why would the management of such establishment now start engaging in selection of calumny if I
may ask?

Besides, the decision of Lafarge to have sent you a result, after the test, means that you are still relevant; they
would have wasted their resources on you if they considered your journey over with them.
If you'll trust in your ability and have this strong conviction that what is yours will definitely come to you then,
you'll worry less. Like I once said to Jegbadon: "if you are destined to work in Lafarge, surely, you'll get called".

It is too early to say you are OUT, brother. Never say never for, you might be wrong!

Kind regards, pal.

Jegbadon my maaaaan!

Why are you bringing class struggle into this game of ours now? Much as I understand your curiosity, I wish to
remind you that, larger percentage of those that were examined by the same company are yet to be interviewed.

"COOLU TEMPER!" i.e if you are destined to work in LARFAGE, your call up can only be delayed but for sure, you'll get called.
Until then, I appeal that we make do with EEYORE's page rather than making those that are yet to be interviewed feel so unsafe.

Besides, we'll not have to go through the rigour of reading through different templates on a particular topic. It is my prayer that God
reward our efforts beyond expectation.

No hard feeling, brother.

@ Eeyore,
It is obvious that you are having a prolapse; just that I can't really tell, which of your body parts is being affected the most - It takes a gibbon to identify a troll. I'd expected you to paste that awkwardly echoed text message of your for house to see; at least, to drive home your point.

@ Jegbadon,
Don't get it twisted; I'm not dyslexic. The timing of the information supplied by "BUKA" (king of the clowns); as well as his claim that he was expressly told in a text message that he passed, actually impaired my judgement about you - The interval between the time he posted the topic for discussion and that which he used to alert the house of his status was rather too short.

Of course, you won't blame me for raising the consciousness of the forum members; owing to the fact that those fifth columnists in the house never see anything wrong in taking advantage of the innocent applicants at any slightest shot - Pardon my blunder; it's never intentional.

The decision to declare any applicant successful, in any given test, lies solely with the employer; based on the overall performance.

Jegbadon, I'm very sorry if my comment hurt you so badly; really I am. Do accept my apology.

Hi there,

"Eeyore" and "Jegbadon" or what did you guys call yourselves. It's my advice that you guys stop deceiving innocent forum members!

Do you have to be reminded that DRAGNET has no business with you? Why on earth would DRAGNET send you a text message without first forwarding such to the client that engaged them in the service of conducting the test? And, by the way, why are you guys the only ones that got text from dragnet? YOU GUYS MUST BE OPERATING IN ANOTHER REALM.

Do I have to remind you that DAGNET will not send any text message without backing it up with e-mail? I wonder why they'll put you on hold for mail!

Did they send any text message to applicants after conducting the first test for FIRS?

I PUT IT TO YOU GUYS THAT YOU ARE BOTH SCAMMERS!!! No thanks.

@Kingchaps,

What's wrong with you? Please, don't tell me that JOB SEARCH has
suddenly made you a frustrated fellow. How could you be so harsh on
your fellow job seeker like that? What's wrong with you just correcting
her without raising dust?

Please, let's be civilised in our approach; it is not the poster's fault that
we have set of unresponsive leaders at the helm of affair in this country of ours.

Please, just take things easy with your fellow members in the house.

Kind regards.

@tsegin,

Relax! Deloitte is not just an organisation but a reliable one at that!

If FBN and CBN could conduct their APs throughout the federation
within a day; with series of complaints though, let's give the benefit
of the doubt to an organisation that has made clear that only selected
venues will be used - For itch-free conduct, I supposed.

Let's keep our fingers crossed. Until then, never you part with any money
in the name of FIRS AP.

Kind regards.

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!
It's high time we told the mummy's pets in this effable house of ours that this
forum is meant for MATURE MINDED PEOPLE.

If you know that all you could do is blowing your tactless ego via this house
by making the reasonable ones feel bad, I think you better find a childish channel
through which you would do that successfully. This STONE goes to those who love
to toy with the feelings of the honourable members of this house.

To the humble ones, GOD will visit you - When God wants to miraculously bless you,
HE will ridiculously turn things around in your favour. Expect your miracle.

Kind regards.

@ afanda,

Do not offend me with the kind of consolation you are given to a responsible
fellow who asked the most common sensual question by saying: "HIN OWN NO
GO PASS YOU"! Will God come down from HIS throne to give his own to him,
"abi, no be man like you hin go send to am?"

Better go and face your EFFC connect alone!

And, to the up and doing members of this effable house; always run through
the profile of any member that seek assistance on INTERVIEW before redering
such - that is, if the fellow is somebody like "afanda" that will never inform the
house on openings until it gets to interview stage i.e dare not give such sup-
porting hand. "IF YOU DO ME n I DO YOU, GOD NO DEY VEX".

May God help us all.

Kind regards.

@Buso4,

Don't you know that the real corruption in Nigeria of today is "FARIDA WAZIRI"
or, how do we justify her devilish decision to have conducted the "AP" before
the deadline for submission of APPLICATION as demanded in the dailies?

Good country indeed!

@duttybarb

   For you to have said you got 2.1 thus:
"I GOT A 2.1 AND IN MY EXPERIENCE, THAT IS what GETS THE RESULTS. I AVE NO CONNECTIONS AT ALL ONLY GOD AND EVEN IF I DID MY GRADE WIL DETERMINE THE LEVEL OF SUCCESS OF THEIR HELP. EMPLOYERS ARE FOR GRADE AND EXPERIENCE. I KNOW I AM RITE AND U KNOW I AM RIGHT. U PEOPLE SHOULD STOP TRYING TO FIGHT ME AND GET REAL ITS the TRUTH. I HAVE BETTER OPPOPRTUNITES because OF MY AGE, GRADE AND EXPERIENCE, SHINE UR EYE O!", I salute your courage for being so bold to make it clear to us that you never merited the grade you are carrying about!

 I wouldn't have responded if you had said you earned 2.1; rather than winning it with whatever thing you refused to let us know about.

 I encountered many DESPERADOS like you during my school days; let's see where "GET IT BY ALL MEANS SYNDROME (GIBAMS)" gets you in life - Until then, keep winning!

 No hard feelings!

@duttybarb

For you to have said you got 2.1 thus:
"U PEOPLE ALWAYS DISAPPOINT ME. LOOK WE ARE ALL NIGERIANS. THERE ARE UNDERGRADUATES THAT COME TO THIS WEBSITE, THESE ARE THINGS THEY NEED TO KNOW. I LEFT SCHOOL LAST YEAR AND JUST FINISHED SERVING. I GOT A 2.1 AND IN MY EXPERIENCE, THAT IS what GETS THE RESULTS. I AVE NO CONNECTIONS AT ALL ONLY GOD AND EVEN IF I DID MY GRADE WIL DETERMINE THE LEVEL OF SUCCESS OF THEIR HELP. EMPLOYERS ARE FOR GRADE AND EXPERIENCE. I KNOW I AM RITE AND U KNOW I AM RIGHT. U PEOPLE SHOULD STOP TRYING TO FIGHT ME AND GET REAL ITS the TRUTH. I HAVE BETTER OPPOPRTUNITES because OF MY AGE, GRADE AND EXPERIENCE, SHINE UR EYE O!", I salute your courage to been so bold to make it so clear to us that you never merited the grade you are carrying about!

I wouldn't have responded if you have said you earned 2.1; rather than winning it with whatever thing you refused to let us know.

No hard feelings!tfeqn6

@poster

"who told u am not employed?who told u am frustrated?",

Then, how come you found it difficult to raise the meagre sum that can take you to ENUGU from LAGOS
with ease?

To be a good liar, you must have a very sharp brain to cover up wharever loop-holes that arouse!

I mean no harm.

@poster

How many people did you inform about the TEST?

You guys should learn how to respect the members of this reputable forum!
It's only a selfish dude like that's capable of giving positive response to your
curiosity; as for me, may you never change!

Best of luck.

@Bankole01

If it is true that M.K.O financed many coups during the dark days of the Military
then, he must have done what he needed to do as a businessman to remain in
business.

Don't tell me you do not know the role DANGOTE is playing in the current polity.
Would DANGOTE had succeeded in becoming what he is today if he had not cont-
ributed to the success of "PEOPLE DESTROYING PEOPLE's" agenda that resulted
in the mass rigging of "1999 GENERAL ELECTION"?

Let us learn never to talk evil of the DEAD for, we will be with them ONE DAY!

My father said to me at a very tender age: "LANRE! Do not search for the faults
of others; do not have evil thoughts about anyone - Instead, look at your own
faults and try to put them in order. Above all, speak in a nice and humble way!

I doubt if this make any sense to you.

Remember, i mean no harm!

@Bankole01

     If it is true that M.K.O financed many coups during the dark days of the Military
     then, he must have done what he needed to do as a businessman to remain in
     business.

     Don't tell me you do not know the role DANGOTE is playing in the current polity.
     Would DANGOTE had succeeded to become what he is today if he had not cont-
     ributed to the success of "PEOPLE DESTROYING PEOPLE's" agenda that resulted
     in the mass rigging of "1999 GENERAL ELECTION"?

     Let us learn never to talk evil of the DEAD for, we will be with them ONE DAY!

     My father said to me at a very tender age: "LANRE! Do not search for the faults
    of others; do not have evil thoughts about anyone - Instead, look at your own
    faults and try to put them in order. Above all, speak in a nice and humble way!

    I doubt if this make sense to you.

    Remember, i mean no harm!

@aderonke12

Phb's cut-off is 50% and not 30% as you have posted; this info of yours
made many applicants worked below their ability in the last AP conducted
in Port Harcourt. I mean no harm i.e it's just to call your attention to the
damage this postulation of yours done to many applicants that felt 24 out
of the 70 questions could make them set of phBeing fellows!


@ehie007

"Na wah for you o!" Still talking of expo at your MATRIMONIAL AGE.
Don't tell me you'll still need to find expo for the INTERVIEW after
scalling through the hurdle at hand, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY; I mean no
harm!

BEST OF LUCK!!!!!

@poster

I want to believe that you are working there at present. If all
you have is the hope of being called in their so called "CURRENT
RECRUITMENT EXERCISE", be warned that A BIRD AT HAND WORTH
MORE THAN 'ONE MILLION' IN THE BUSH!

I have come to recognised the fact that some CORPORATE BODIES have
no business in the BANKING Sub-SECTOR; they tend to derive much joy in seeing
helpless JOB SEEKERS wasting their precious time attending "AP & INTERVIEW"
of the numerous PLACEMENT they must have alloted to their cronies before
the knowledge of the public - And, that is why they have endless stages of
RECRUITMENT PROCESS!

Compatriot, if all you desire is picking a career in the BANKING SECTOR; i'd
advise that you think OCEANIC & FIRST INLAND - You have no course to
wait endlessly for an offer that might come nobody's way.

Just a friendly advice, Photocopy no easy -Apology to 9ice!

@poster

Since the interview is for Accounting position, i'd advise that you take the
professional aspect of your field more seriously; all that matter to your
would-be employers is how relaxed you can be when you are doing
what you made them believe you could do best.

Best of luck.

@og2711

Is it up to "6 weeks" that FCMB conducted test @ Tender Foot?


@poster

A reliable source made me understand that the result of that
test is yet to be released i.e I stand to be corrected.

@ifugo ife,
I'll suggest you never let your cell get out of NETWORK COVERAGE for just a minute; the one of last year came within a month after the 'AP' RESULT.
Time cometh when no man can work again!
Kind Regards!

@missphil,
You didn't really explain the factors that actually made you give the guy an easy ride. It is one thing for a lady to be humble and it is another for her to give the impression that all that matters to her is marriage and marriage alone!
If i may ask, what other things; aside the fact that the man is loaded i.e just as you are doing fine - made you think he is the best man for you?
The greatest arm anyone could do to him/herself is to deceive him/herself - An injury done to oneself has no remedy!
My candid advice is that you stop involving the guy's younger sister as you claimed to have been doing and; for once, try to swallow your pride, call him and have a thorough discussion with him - PLEASE, while discussing; make sure you DOWN-PLAY any tone that has to do with marriage and see what his reaction will be.
Be free to get me updated through this medium for the next line of action.
I pray that GOD give you the courage to remain strong and loving in the face of DECEIT!
I salute your equanimity.
Kind Regards!

Yap! The result was finally pasted on Friday, 14th of March. Only 79 applicants got through the hurdle; due to the fact that the earlier standard of 30% CUT-OFF MARK was raised to 50%!
Best of luck as you take a step towards the IDEAL BANK.
Kind Regards!

If you are the decent type, no guy in his right senses will ever get tired of you!
Everylady makes her kind of man act as gentle as expected of a REAL MAN - You started getting it wrong the day you bend your principle i.e If you have said an emphatic "NO!" at the earlier stage, why saying "YES!" later, It shows that you do not really know what you want in your kind of man!
For every step you take in life, there is a price to pay! May be you are just reaping what you have unconsciously*******.
No time is too late for a change i.e Search your heart and sin no more!

Dear hephem,
I love your boldness! May GOD continue to give you the wisdom required to scale through the hurdles of life. Amen!
Since all you need is the format for banking test, I'll advise you try lay your hands on GMAT 2005 EDITION - It tends to have those questions that are similar to the CONVETIONAL BANKING TEST.
You can also get the 2007 EDITION for an elaborate details on how best safe time!
Your courageous effort is highly commended.
Kind Regards!

Guy Man,
You shouldn't have brought the TEST info. to the public in the first instance; always learn how to keep secret the SECRET it is meant to be - THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT!
The forum is meant for open minded fellow that have high sense of commitment to the betterment of all and sundry!
End Of Story!
Kind Regards!

Lady Stellose,
Thanks for that brilliant gesture of yours as I pray that GOD, in HIS infinite mercy, continues to be your guide. Amen!
As per the CV stuff, I can't remember when I actually took mine to their office - it is kind of big surprise to me when I got the I.V!
HE that watch over ISRAEL neither sleep nor slumber; GOD will surely do wonders in our life - just believe!
I'll give your advice a trial tomorrow.
Kind Regards!

Fellow Landers,
Please, I just got an INVITATION for an APTITUDE/COMPUTER TEST from the "INTEGRATED LOGISTIC SERVICES"; anybody that has clue on what their TEST looks like should kindly be of help to his "brother-man".
The test is billed for Saturday, 16th of February, 2008 at their (INTELS) Km 16, Aba Road Office.
Your urgent response will go a long way in saving many things!
Kind Regards!

"Time cometh when no man can work again!"
Of the truth I tell the whole HOUSE, this colleague of ours (he-cares) truly cares - indeed he does!
May GOD give us the required strength to carry on in the face of rejection, intimidation and other inimical vices.
To my numerous colleagues I say: THE TOUGHER THE STRUGGLE; THE SWEETER THE VICTORY!
See you when we all get there!
Kind Regards!