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Let's be clear about something.
Up north the worries has never been about good grades rather "just go to school and get a certificate". Up north, the struggle is never against the "pull him down syndrome". Up north, even after lack of certificate, after all the Toronto certificates and very poor grades, the "UP NORTH" still controls Nigeria.
Do you know why the north controls Nigeria even though they have the highest number of uneducated people? Because they don't seek to pull each other down unlike we the southerners.
While fellow southerners are supposed to protect and help each other to a common goal, all we do is fight and drag each other back.

Some of the northerners at the helm of affairs don't even have the qualifications that could match up people from the south

ifyalways:
I wish you all the best in your endeavours.

I am currently surfing on freebasics. If it is OK with you,, can i quote you on a dead thread or here with my details tomorrow

ifyalways:
Moonwater
Please send me a pm on Wednesday morning for your 5,000 win.

thanks am really grateful. I was hoping I would be among the top but Nairaland has alot of writers. Thanks alot.. It's a great experience.

I still won't take this kind of job

GMbuharii:
Why did you draw Picture of lordofalligbos in tubu

you ppl tho

This is just for the internet ... For the views and likes.

luckize:
No reason. I just dont like Matrix cos I feel it's for women.

am hearing this for the first time

funmisticqueen:
Any human being that wants to body shame me. May you lose business opportunities like this man.IJN.

lol

chizidgreat:
Mine was last year in Port Harcourt o.
Finished my NYSC and needed an 'office' work to add to my little hustling.
Then, after submitting my CV in different schools and companies, I submitted to a security company too.
Omo, they called me immediately and training began, both lectures and practical training and punishments from soldier.
Then, after training, they told me what to submit, about 13 documents including an affidavit and two guarantor forms (you know why I'm telling you all these? Cos they say the pay ranges from 10k to 15k and son of man is submitting documents upon documents)
Well, I submitted, wrote exams and passed elegantly and waited to be called.
They did not call oh. Until later, I got another text from them to come for training.
I went back and explained that I have attended all the training and am waiting for job
They said they know but it's how they do it, they, that I will keep coming for training until there's an opening.
I looked at my NYSC certificate, looked at my beautifully Senate endorsed 2.1 certificate from UNN, looked at the innocent me that wants to do security work, checked my pocket and how much I spend from Agip to D- Line any day I go for training, looked at the thin old Akwaibom man at the reception; saluted him and the office and left.
Back home, I packed and left Port Harcourt for them, went back to Enugu and picked a M.Sc form
I'm happy to be back to school now
And security company is still sending message to their chi till today to come for training.
Mtcheeew

you made the right decision

Dothraki:
thanks, l did plasticity l and plasticity ll in my 400 and 500 level respectively. The handout was a copy paste from a textbok written in 1965. Filled with numerous calculations. There is almost nothing to understand or apply. It was pure mathematics. So we read to ONLY to pass exams. And after writing the exam. you forget everything.

I honestly dont know how anyone can justify these evil system. But after creating this thread i realized most people are only interested in getting good grades, find job and get the "engr" title without being able to do anything

Just as l submitted the atticle yesterday a friend of mine got certified by coren as a mechanical engineer, this dude have onlh worked in back since he graduated oooo. So therefore i see no reason to continue to argue. This thread have made me see how others think and its quite enlightening

the bitter truth about the Nigerian education system at the tertiary level

Bolt3:
My schools name is WPI. The Ethiopian girls are fine shar.

I believe you must be thru now. How was the experience at WPI

DEGREE2466:
what is Pareto efficiency?

A Pareto improvement is a change to a different allocation that makes at least one individual or preference criterion better off without making any other individual or preference criterion worse off, given a certain initial allocation of goods among a set of individuals.

It could also be further explained as the minimal notion of efficiency that does not necessarily result in a socially desirable distribution of resources: it makes no statement about equality, or the overall well-being of a society.

moscobabs:
So James Bond and Seun Osewa are in ur organisation

yes keh... 007 himself

Seun:
What's the temperature range of the device?

good what's the model of the phone you used to take this picture?

Jahahha

claremont:
Horrible practice with no dignity.

this sentence means a lot to me... It's a total summary of what is wrong with Nigeria today

daintyprincess:
Hi, Friday, yours?
Mine is test not interview

You have an idea on the format for the CBT?

I just want to gain more knowledge about interviews

Realslimshady:
Nice but is this how you talk to people in real life?

if you pay attention to every insult on Nairaland ehen... You will end up getting depressed.


To your question, buy her a perfume or body spray... Most married women don't use bodyspray or perfume. Not because they can't afford it, but, they always forget buying one after planning so much to get one when shopping.
There is a perfume called Embrace I think it cost just #700. And it smells nice

Op nice photoshop. Those babies look like the 3 elders painted white in Lagos state

daintyprincess:
Good day everyone.
Who was invited for a CBT test with Cordos?

And who has an idea on the format of the test

Please I need help with the nature of Cordos CBT test.

Thanks.

hi good morning. Please what date is your interview?

daintyprincess:
Good day everyone.
Who was invited for a CBT test with Cordos?

And who has an idea on the format of the test

Please I need help with the nature of Cordos CBT test.

Thanks.

hi good morning. Please what date is your interview

If you pay too much attention to your failures, you may never rise above mistakes.

It's never late to start to start a business or vocation

TissuePaper:
Archi is not 6 yrs, or is it?

if he spends 5 years in the University he may start erecting building wey go dey collapse. But give the nigger 8 years in school, he will erect structures capable of challenging the Pyramids of Giza

folajoko:
I studied architecture

I thought architecture was 7years bro..

goodman556:
Please responsible comments, Working under someone is it needed to make a good boss??

it will help you gain experience and also funds to save.
If you don't work for someone, how do you want to generate your startup capital??

clusay:
i will
pray hard for me

shraaababbaba mulayin kin tin maraaakin receiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

stefanbanach:
You can't be depressed at work if you are jobless.

that's an ironic twist to it lol

clusay:
Please house I just got an invite from bua sugar. Help out with possible ways to prepare for it. Questions and solutions. Any hint I will appreciate . thanks

please kindly share your experience when through

I can only suggest federal schools... You can try University of Abuja

Alphaman007:
Hello.. I was sent an email inviting me for interview by goldson consult.. I would like to know how legit it it.. Thanks

I have been waiting for an invite uptill now. Nonetheless, if I were you I would place a call through to the number to ascertain some things. It's just save cost and stress

ICT! ICT brought improvements with the introduction of Automated Teller Machines. Just take a walk to any ATM and effect your withdrawal using your credit cards. That's not all, you can effect other transactions on it. These are few instances technology has brought positive improvements and comfort into our lives and businesses. With our teeming youth population we can improve or develop better and efficient inventions. Digital currency, manufacturing phone accessories, graphics design, programming, geographical mapping of streets and remote areas within Nigeria in for quick and easy location. All these could be done using our cell phone or a laptop provided there is a united ambition and goals. Because where many assembles for concise common goals, discoveries and success is always the aftermath.
Taking item 2, which is paid volunteer service, I would like to state before going further that for every service rendered, it comes with an expectation of payment in one form or the other. This thus serves as motivation. We have all witnessed what self sacrifice of being a volunteer can summon forth. The young lady who was recently employed as a member of the ICPC board of Directors, 27-year-old Hannatu Muhammad from Jigawa state gained experience as a result of volunteering. While being provided the opportunity to volunteer and serve humanity, our teeming youth population also get to learn and gain experiences from and about different societal setting.
As a result of conflict and unrest in some northern part of Nigeria, there has been a need for volunteers who will care for those affected both emotionally and physically in order to brighten their lives and give hope. These volunteers will complement the efforts of the staff already on ground who can not solely cover the large territory affected by violence.
Also there are various vaccinations that people miss out on as a result of inadequate staffing of health officials and the remoteness of various communities. These volunteers could be employed to fill these gaps.
What I am saying is the Human Resources section will be a hiring body who gathers volunteers to help different organizational set up. This will also to a large extent help our unemployed population gain problems solving skills. I believe if I am employed, I can conviniently facilitate this engagement with a better drafted step
Taking the last item which is item 3; Market analysis of consumer products, I would like to chip in this... "Just because someone calls you a failure doesn't mean you are a failure. You only become a failure when you decide to see yourself in a cloak of failure. Nigeria is not a failed state, it's just a "slow thriving" country". I decided to borrow this quote of a Nairalander to paint a perfect piece of our market. No product fails, it only needs the perfect market and the right branding. You see, while a producer is supposed to market groundnut in the southeast he decides to market it in the north where it abounds in surplus. While a woman with a larger quantity of palm oil is supposed to market her products in the far northwest region, she is somewhere in Ewan, Edo state, selling it cheap; oblivious of what she could gain only if she could take a bold step a move a little up north. Information isn't cheap and this is where our youth could come into play. Youths could be engaged to gather information and such information could be sold to those engaged in a particular market.
The man who moves his cows through the thicks and farmlands while avoiding cattle rustlers. Could make huge sales at less cost with a ranch. He would need an idea of where and how to set up a ranch. This is information and information sells. The woman who trades cocoa could make more gain and be recognized in the international market but she had no idea how to proceed about it. This is where I come in with varying ideas of past and future vision of how economic systems should function to the optimum.
I have a Senior School Certificate qualification and First School Leaving Certificate. Also, with a Bachelors in Economics and masters in Economics in view, my problem solving skills is undoubtedly unlimited and when merged with a team of young vibrant professionals, I believe we can achieve a greater goal. I believe if I am employed, I would contribute and develop not only your establishment but the teeming Nigerian labor market.