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XwhY:
I want to thank everyone that has responded on this thread especially @ beblessedbaba, saintimakuh, mackin.

Thanks for your swift and useful responses.

I have gotten the job and resumed. You all shall never lack help whenever you need it.

congratulations man. Am also looking forward to getting a good job one day

vicky2077:
why are u after money like this? please, secure the job first. you will be glad at the end of each 30 or 31 days. I promised u!

this seems more of a stable answer

Dorammy:
Are you job hunting? Or needs extra income while working?

Here is an opportunity to work from the comfort of your home or office while doing what you love.

Just follow the link below, fill out the online form and if you are qualified you will be contacted.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCl3_p8Xu3YoDUK5zvEHKH-N0cqaKcdnF9hvGYFApyaZ_wyw/viewform?usp=sf_link

the link isn't functional

Wiseandtrue:
Employers don't promote professionalism!!!

They don't even recognize individual differences!!!

I don't get you

HeyCorleone:
I don't understand. What is the bad thing in working for others?

check the post you quoted properly

Then after graduation you go job hunting, you go for interview, then they ask you if you are a team player .
What's the point of sitting like this when you wil have to work with others

Horlaryinoni:
Hello guys.....I think I'm having serious issue with English right now which needs urgent attention please

What does it mean when someone said...

"Send your statistics "

Or

"Forward your details and statistics "

I believe the context has to deal with information that has already been gathered..

ifyalways:
Seen. All emails received. You'd get your winnings in a couple of minutes.

Bari22. Waiting for your email. Or account details.

ifyalways:
Seen. All emails received. You'd get your winnings in a couple of minutes.

madam good morning. I wanted to tell you how I feel right now but I still wouldn't put together the best words to express myself.
even though you may think you have put a smile on my face alone... This kindness I have gotten from you, other people around me will also benefit of it.
May wellness and comfort never depart from you.

ifyalways:
Seen. All emails received. You'd get your winnings in a couple of minutes.

madam good morning. I wanted to tell you how I feel right now but I still wouldn't put together the best words to express myself.
even though you may think you have put a smile on my face alone... This kindness I have gotten from you, other people around me will also benefit of it.
May wellness and comfort never depart from you.

Ctorch:
The list is inorder.

to be fair and honest. This is a well balanced appointment. I think his second tenur will be good

kayusely70:
One of the end products of the notorious and retrogressive quota system/federal character.

I tell you. Quota system is evil. Absolute evil

fergie001:
So, you don't need English to study Islamic Law?

Chai, Chief Justice of Nigeria?

Onye mere anyi ihe a

I mean having an English, F9...this is an indictment on ABU...
Professor Oloyede, comman confirm this oooo...

Let's be clear about something.
Up north the worries has never been about good grades rather "just go to school and get a certificate". Up north, the struggle is never about "can you speak good English" or the struggle against the "pull him down syndrome". Up north, even after lack of certificate, after all the Toronto certificates and very poor grades, the "UP NORTH" still controls a significant portion of Nigeria's wealth and resources.
Do you know why the north controls Nigeria even though they have the highest number of uneducated people? Because they don't seek to pull each other down unlike we the southerners.
While fellow southerners are supposed to protect and help each other to a common goal, all we do is fight and drag each other back.

Some of the northerners at the helm of affairs don't even have the qualifications that could match up people from the south

Let's be clear about something.
Up north the worries has never been about good grades rather "just go to school and get a certificate". Up north, the struggle is never against the "pull him down syndrome". Up north, even after lack of certificate, after all the Toronto certificates and very poor grades, the "UP NORTH" still controls Nigeria.
Do you know why the north controls Nigeria even though they have the highest number of uneducated people? Because they don't seek to pull each other down unlike we the southerners.
While fellow southerners are supposed to protect and help each other to a common goal, all we do is fight and drag each other back.

Some of the northerners at the helm of affairs don't even have the qualifications that could match up people from the south

ifyalways:
I wish you all the best in your endeavours.

I am currently surfing on freebasics. If it is OK with you,, can i quote you on a dead thread or here with my details tomorrow

ifyalways:
Moonwater
Please send me a pm on Wednesday morning for your 5,000 win.

thanks am really grateful. I was hoping I would be among the top but Nairaland has alot of writers. Thanks alot.. It's a great experience.

I still won't take this kind of job

GMbuharii:
Why did you draw Picture of lordofalligbos in tubu

you ppl tho

This is just for the internet ... For the views and likes.

luckize:
No reason. I just dont like Matrix cos I feel it's for women.

am hearing this for the first time

funmisticqueen:
Any human being that wants to body shame me. May you lose business opportunities like this man.IJN.

lol

chizidgreat:
Mine was last year in Port Harcourt o.
Finished my NYSC and needed an 'office' work to add to my little hustling.
Then, after submitting my CV in different schools and companies, I submitted to a security company too.
Omo, they called me immediately and training began, both lectures and practical training and punishments from soldier.
Then, after training, they told me what to submit, about 13 documents including an affidavit and two guarantor forms (you know why I'm telling you all these? Cos they say the pay ranges from 10k to 15k and son of man is submitting documents upon documents)
Well, I submitted, wrote exams and passed elegantly and waited to be called.
They did not call oh. Until later, I got another text from them to come for training.
I went back and explained that I have attended all the training and am waiting for job
They said they know but it's how they do it, they, that I will keep coming for training until there's an opening.
I looked at my NYSC certificate, looked at my beautifully Senate endorsed 2.1 certificate from UNN, looked at the innocent me that wants to do security work, checked my pocket and how much I spend from Agip to D- Line any day I go for training, looked at the thin old Akwaibom man at the reception; saluted him and the office and left.
Back home, I packed and left Port Harcourt for them, went back to Enugu and picked a M.Sc form
I'm happy to be back to school now
And security company is still sending message to their chi till today to come for training.
Mtcheeew

you made the right decision

Dothraki:
thanks, l did plasticity l and plasticity ll in my 400 and 500 level respectively. The handout was a copy paste from a textbok written in 1965. Filled with numerous calculations. There is almost nothing to understand or apply. It was pure mathematics. So we read to ONLY to pass exams. And after writing the exam. you forget everything.

I honestly dont know how anyone can justify these evil system. But after creating this thread i realized most people are only interested in getting good grades, find job and get the "engr" title without being able to do anything

Just as l submitted the atticle yesterday a friend of mine got certified by coren as a mechanical engineer, this dude have onlh worked in back since he graduated oooo. So therefore i see no reason to continue to argue. This thread have made me see how others think and its quite enlightening

the bitter truth about the Nigerian education system at the tertiary level

Bolt3:
My schools name is WPI. The Ethiopian girls are fine shar.

I believe you must be thru now. How was the experience at WPI

DEGREE2466:
what is Pareto efficiency?

A Pareto improvement is a change to a different allocation that makes at least one individual or preference criterion better off without making any other individual or preference criterion worse off, given a certain initial allocation of goods among a set of individuals.

It could also be further explained as the minimal notion of efficiency that does not necessarily result in a socially desirable distribution of resources: it makes no statement about equality, or the overall well-being of a society.

moscobabs:
So James Bond and Seun Osewa are in ur organisation

yes keh... 007 himself

Seun:
What's the temperature range of the device?

good what's the model of the phone you used to take this picture?

Jahahha

claremont:
Horrible practice with no dignity.

this sentence means a lot to me... It's a total summary of what is wrong with Nigeria today

daintyprincess:
Hi, Friday, yours?
Mine is test not interview

You have an idea on the format for the CBT?

I just want to gain more knowledge about interviews

Realslimshady:
Nice but is this how you talk to people in real life?

if you pay attention to every insult on Nairaland ehen... You will end up getting depressed.


To your question, buy her a perfume or body spray... Most married women don't use bodyspray or perfume. Not because they can't afford it, but, they always forget buying one after planning so much to get one when shopping.
There is a perfume called Embrace I think it cost just #700. And it smells nice

Op nice photoshop. Those babies look like the 3 elders painted white in Lagos state

daintyprincess:
Good day everyone.
Who was invited for a CBT test with Cordos?

And who has an idea on the format of the test

Please I need help with the nature of Cordos CBT test.

Thanks.

hi good morning. Please what date is your interview?