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OK, Kontinu

A quick reminder of our take a month ago

The EPL wishes to announce the death of our brother, friend, uncle, father, grand father and great grand father. Methusaleh MANCHESTER UNITED, who passed away after a brief sickness.

Funeral Arrangement as follows:
Saturday September 25th
Opening of Mourning house at his residence ASTON VILLA avenue.

Saturday September 2nd
Body leaves EVERTON memorial hospital Mereyside.

Saturday October 16th
Body arrives his home town at LEICESTER CITY village.

Sunday October 24th
Lying in state at his family compound in LIVERPOOL.

Saturday October 30th
Body leaves TOTTENHAM stadium London city to the cementry.

Saturday November 6th
Body arrives at his brothers cementry at MANCHESTER CITY to be buried.
Choir at the graveside to be led by Choirmaster Guardiola.

Saturday November 27th
Closing of Mourning house at CHELSEA STADIUM � �.

Tuesday November 30th
Thanksgiving Service at St. ARSENAL Catholic Church, London.
Mass to be conducted by LONDON General Choir.
Officiating Priest: Very Rev Fr. Arteta
Mass Servers:
Bukuyo Saka
Smith Rowe
Sambi Lokonga etc
Catechist Lacazette to assist in the Mass

Invited guest:
YOUNG BOYS
VILLAREAL FC

Signed:
Sir Alex Ferguson
Chief Mourner [/b]

coded01:
Records were shattered here tonight...

Amazing records scripted by Liverpool

1. Liverpool are only the second side in English top-flight history to win consecutive away games by a margin of 5+ goals without conceding themselves, after Manchester United in February/March 1960.

2. United have suffered their heaviest ever defeat at home to Liverpool.

3. This is the first time they have lost by a five-plus margin at home since February 1955 .

Why... Why Ronaldo?

Juventus sold fake CR7 to man u

CR7 in the mud

Itsrm:
Doesn't seem like selflessness to me. He was never going to pass till he took a heavy touch and had no choice but to pass.

You got eagles eyes my brother, the last touch before he passed the ball was heavy and the ball was off him then had no choice than to pass.

Our academy boys dey make me proud
3 goals from cobham

MarveworldG:
When God is involved

Yes oh

How CCTV saved man from going to jail after lady asked him to eat her but when he refused, she accused him of rape

A man escaped going to jail narrowly after a CCTV footage saved him from the evil machination of a bitter lady at a house party in Melville.
According to the whose name Mokoena Sekhonyana Jobohe, the lady in question complimented his looks and “began following him while he mingled with folks” at the party.

Jobo claimed that while looking for the bathroom, he opened one of the doors in the house and saw that it was a bedroom, and the lady who was following him pushed him in and tried having sex with him.

However after he pushed her away and exited the room, she began screaming that he was trying to rape her.

Jobo wrote; ‘‘Met This chick at a house party in Melville South Africa. She said I was handsome and started following me as I mingled with folks. I didn’t pay any attention to it until I walked towards the hallway looking for the bathroom.

When I opened my new of the doors it was a bedroom, she shoves me in and quick slammed the door, locked it and hit the lights. I wasn’t feeling her like that so I pushed her off me and tell her to chill. She kept trying to kiss me and and I then over powered her and turned on the lights. I told her I’m not feeling her like that and to back off. I unlocked the door and when I came out the bedroom sweating and angry her girlfriends were in the hallway. They said where is she??

She then comes out of the room screaming “he tried to rape me!!” Immediately these guys started jumping me. I was screaming she came at me!! I started fighting who I could. The police were called and the chic was crying and screaming! They show up and handcuff me then started man handling me. The owner of the house came running out screaming “where did this happen?” She screamed “in the first room before the bathroom” he then said I have a camera in there that’s my office!

The camera records videos and audios let me show you officers. The chick immediately stopped crying. As I stood there in cuffs, I waited for them to come back. When they did, the officer said uncuff him and arrest her! The men I was fighting immediately apologized. That was my last party on the 16th of December 2019.”

ALEXAPLAYME:
Bodo 6--1

FIFA must investigate this

BlueAngel444:
Glad we are winning

How far Oga Madam, long time no see

BlueMann:
Ah

Scummies dey chop am 2-0??

Airmark, Apostle Skimple and co., any plans for a late night parry?

Make una dey standby o

zeusis:
we definitely have a party next door

Skimpledawg:
Party is a must

Man u don do u APC
A ll
P arties
C anceled

But party much happen on Sunday, it is unescapable

Pls can someone give Ludo to Mendy mak he do use am to keep himself busy

airmark:
Is Boathand an elite defender?


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You ppl will not kill me, is he dancing "breakdance"?

Paston Daka?
Whoah

iamoyindamola:
Nice one
They will start building from foundation

What is nice there?
Don't u know Newcastle will displace your team out of top erm... erm.... 6

.BREAKING:
Newcastle sack manager, Steve Bruce.

OK
Kontinu

FergieRaww:
Which City ??

PSG still blew them away.. it's Bayern's title this season and i feel Chelsea will go far but Real might surprise everyone

Oga, stay in one place

Wetin Rudiger dey smoke sef?
£400k per week?
Abeg make he go if he wan go.

timbros:
Goals scored after GW 8

Liverpool 22
Chelsea 16
Man City 16
Man Utd 16
West Ham 15

Tell me what is wrong with our attack. Consider too the opponents these 5 teams have met so far and tell me who is least likely to score more goals.

No one is arguing that our attack needs massive improvement, however I can't remember when last we blew teams away like 2009/10 season.

The league is very tough now. Lesser teams close up shop making life difficult for bigger teams. Even Man City nowadays scrape out 1-0 wins.

The Liverpool Havertz10 hail as attacking team relied on penalty to score us when we fall back to defend after James red card. Take away the 5-0 win over Watford and Liverpool's goal scored is similar to the top 5 listed above.

What exactly do you guys expect from Chelsea attack? Hattricks every weekend?

Yeah, they expect Bundesliga scoreline in every match.

thorrvik55:
Since TT came, was there ever a time our attack was sharp?

Last season, Chelsea's highest goal scorer in the PL was Jorginho with all his goals coming from the penalty spot.

U guys are making it seem as if last season we were blowing teams away and this season the attack is now blunt

Thank you jare, last season out of top 10 we scored the least of goals aside arsenal and Everton and I just don't know what the complain is all about as if we are the least goals scoring team this season, this season alone proves we are the best in term of goals scoring if we compare the the team we have faced to that of Liverpool's that has a little goal diff than us.


20/21 epl table

raumdeuter:
Which teams did you meet? God will direct that your TT towards Bayern this season. No be today e dey chop am

This man wants to loose his belt again

Ok

Havertz10:
have some shame, liverpool plays attacking football, tuchel plays pragmatic football

Sorri sir, I thought goals that won you games I never knew FIFA has changed the rules to 'attacking footbal'

Liverpool defence with Virgil van dijk (€85m) conceded 3 goals against Brentford.

Something that chalobah, Christensen and sarr that cost 0$ did for fun.

You can't hate the blues.


#copied

Games taken to keep 30 clean sheets for Chelsea:

51 - Petr Cech ✅
54 - Edouard Mendy✅

We've got black Cech in our team

maik99:
Me i'm just happy for DDG sha..mans gotten lot of stick
all these lamentations no new

for the viewing center wey i watch match no man utd fan was sad we lost

the rival fans too did not see any need to troll

we go dey aight when Ole comot

macjireh:
unfortunately mendy's reward is in heaven as wicked men refused to honour him

We too should honour him, (I mean the board)
How on earth that the wages of Mendy is half of what Kepa receives.

can't believe dis

ON THIS DAY: In 2006, John Terry was forced to go in goal for Chelsea as both Petr Čech and Carlo Cudicini picked up injuries vs. Reading.

Captain. Leader. 'Keeper.
#CFC