...Loose against Liverpool and be sackd, Club Directors 2 dia Coaches...

harbiola1: Lol, 1 question, 1000+ people, No answer. God have mercy!

He who luvs GOD does not 'argue' religion. U beta wise-up hence u perish. PEACE

Mek i go read d thread nw

Big4wig: Abeg I was in a car travelling to lagos so the girls in front of me were discussing

Mary: kate u cant believe were we spent the holidays last month

Kate: pls tell me about it

Mary: we took a plane to France, we were in first class, i was "sitting close to the pilot", they were serving us many things like cake, meatpie, soft drinks, palm wine, suya, roasted yam,etc. later heat was cashing me so i had roll down the window, then i started to see everybody on the ground, i saw our house, i even saw that your brother

Kate: that means u enjoyed alot on the plane oo

Mary: yesoo

Kate: we too travelled to canada the journey was sweet if not for d time the plane tire less so we had to park and call mechanic to change it, later there was go slow, our pilot came out and started shouting for other planes to move, another time fuel finish one of the waiter had to take jerry can to go and buy..

#BIGWIG

What a DRY joke ! SMH

sкчscrαρεr™:
tenkz. i'll go there to buy a condom for my 42inches blokus. I haff goes to many farmersy but they don't have my size. my ashawo friends haff been quarrelling with me that I have not been parolnizing them but I am afrading to catching Hiv.

Mek thunder fire grammar! #gboza#

Not funny

Pls kindly reconsider n send me d questions pls: morgan4truth@yahoo.com

Father Inlaw issued dis.
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
SECTION A
I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir. I am _____years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, then continue.

SECTION B
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain
how you can give respect to your father in-law
or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer?
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No. If YES, for how long? If the time of
their marriage is less than your age, explain
why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?

SECTION C: Answer the following by
Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.

LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT. SECTION D
1. When can you be free for interviews?
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum?
4. When can I interview your church pastor
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in National newspapers to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:................ Sign again...............

Sent dem my cv yesterday but all bounced back, even to d mail i saw on their website yet to no avail.

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Federal Government says it has deposited the
N200bn promised as funding to universities in
an account with the Central Bank of Nigeria.
The Senior Special Assistant to the President on
Public Affairs, Dr. Doyin Okupe and the
Executive Secretary of the National Universities
Commission, Prof. Julius Okojie, confirmed this
on Tuesday.
The amount is for renewal of infrastructure in
the nation’s public universities.
Okupe, who featured on Channels Television
programme ‘Sunrise Daily,’ said from the
government’s perspective, everything that
needed to be done had been done.
According to him, many of the demands of the
Academic Staff Union of Universities have been
agreed upon at the 13-hour meeting the union
had with President Goodluck Jonathan which
ended in the early hours of October 4.
“At the end of that meeting, the government
proposed that everything that has been agreed
should be put in a Memorandum of
Understanding and that the two parties should
sign. But the leadership of ASUU declined and
said instead of that, they would rather have a
letter expressing everything that has been
resolved therein, and that will suffice for
them.”
Okupe stressed that the attitude of the ASUU
leadership showed that the seed of discord and
evidence of bad faith already existed.
“It is unfortunate that somebody died but
notwithstanding, that cannot be a justification
for delaying the implementation of an
agreement for 21 or more days.
At a briefing in Abuja, Okojie, who also said
the money had been deposited in CBN, noted
that the Coordinating Minister of Economy and
Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala,
had confirmed to him that the money had
been deposited in the CBN.
ASUU had requested evidence that the money
had been released as a condition to suspend
the strike.
Okojie, who claimed that ASUU did not seek
clarification from the commission, however
said, such money could not be distributed
directly to universities.
“You don’t disburse such funds to institutions;
it is not earned allowance. The minister of
finance said since they opened the account,
the money had been deposited there. If there
was any doubt, NUC is here they (ASUU) could
have asked the question,” he said.
The NUC boss also revealed that government
had directed vice-chancellors of federal
universities to extend the resumption deadline
for lecturers to December 9 to allow ASUU
members to attend the burial ceremony of
Prof. Festus Iyayi.
Iyayi, a former ASUU president died in a motor
accident on November 12 while going to Kano
for the union’s National Executive Council
meeting.
The Supervising Minister of Education, Nyesom
Wike, at a briefing in Abuja on Thursday, had
warned that any lecturer that failed to resume
on or before Wednesday (today) would be
sacked.
But Okojie claimed that government was not
aware of the burial arrangement when the
deadline was issued.
“Council has been directed to shift the
deadline to December 9 to allow those who
have travelled to come back. That letter was
only received yesterday from the burial
committee which I also forwarded to the
Minister of Education”, he said.
Okojie promised that lecturers that resumed by
December 9 would be paid their salary arrears.
“For those who resumed by December 9, their
salary arrears will be paid. We can’t pay
someone who is on strike salary. In a
democracy, those who want to work should be
allowed to work,” he added.
Okojie, who admitted that ASUU and the
Federal Government discussed the issue of
renegotiation, maintained that it was not
supposed to be included in the Memorandum
of Understanding as demanded by the union.
According to him, either of the parties could
call for renegotiation at any time.
Asked why the non-victimisation clause was
not included in the MoU as pointed out by
ASUU, Okojie said the issue was not discussed
at the meeting with the President, so could not
have formed part of the resolution.
He wondered why the union turned around to
raise the issue when it “never arose” at their
meeting.
The NUC boss claimed that ASUU went away
after the meeting with the President with the
mind that strike would be called off on Friday
only “to come back to say you (government)
didn’t include it.”
“We are saying that if there was an issue, it
would have been resolved. To come back after
three weeks means we are going back. The
issue of non-victimisation clause never arose,”
he insisted.
He, however, promised that the government
would not victimise anybody for his role in the
strike.
“Government is not going to victimise anybody.
Because of the mood that day, nobody thought
about it. The President shook hands with
everybody on that day. The letter was written
that night, they also vetted it.
“Government will not victimise anybody. If any
government is going to do that it is not
Jonathan’s government”, he assured.
But ASUU President, Dr. Nasir Fagge, who said
the decision had not been communicated to
the union, expressed doubt about the sincerity
of government.
He wondered why government instead of
responding to the letter of the union went
public that it had deposited the N200bn in the
CBN.
He said, “What they are doing is that they will
tell you something when in actual fact they
have not done anything. There were previous
times when they will call the public on a
matter only for us to find out that it has not
been done. If they have done it, what is wrong
in them answering our letter? Why are they
going to the public when we that they are
supposed to respond to we don’t know.”
http://www.punchng.com/news/weve-deposited-n200bn-varsity-funds-in-cbn-fg/

Is dis topic on FP?

kayce19: The company is definitely PZ Cussons. U didn't make the 50 % cutoff for both verbal and numerical. U are complaining that they even give u another rare opportunity to rewrite .Many don't av dat. Its a known fact that anybody that want to enter PZ must pass Saville online test.

U myt be right on d Coy name. But just wondering though

Gud people! Just witnessed dis 1 today, i received an Invitation from 1 of d biggest cosmetics company in Nigeria (Name withheld), for another round of test further to d previous 1 we wrote (Numeric & Verbal Analysis). To my surprise, on reaching dia i was selected along two oda guys on the condition of writing only a 'Numeric Test'. Owing dat we did not do well in dat 1 but did well in d Verbal Analysis. But other guys for the same test were to write both tests (Numeric & Verbal Analysis). Though only half of the people dat wrote d 1st test wia invited to rewrite it. PLEASE has anybody in d house ever experienced dis before?

OK

Mek i comment?

Mannastoress: Some graduates in Nigeria are ILLUSTRATES and have no vision. i use to see in nairaland where people will post a question asking that he/she have been invited for an aptitude test in a coy and if anybody know how much the company pay as salary are you just after the salary, are you even competent enough to get the job, what are your skills, they never ask

What! Pot calling kettle black

Mek i read d post abeg

Gud people! Just witnessed dis 1 today, i received an Invitation from 1 of d biggest cosmetics company in Nigeria (Name withheld), for another round of test further to d previous 1 we wrote (Numeric & Verbal Analysis). To my surprise, on reaching dia i was selected along two oda guys on the condition of writing only a 'Numeric Test'. Owing dat we did not do well in dat 1 but did well in d Verbal Analysis. But other guys for the same test were to write both tests (Numeric & Verbal Analysis). Though only half of the people dat wrote d 1st test wia invited to rewrite it. PLEASE has anybody in d house ever experienced dis before?

Does glo have daily subscription, to confirm dis with?

Ok ooooo #dust nyash, den exit thread#

ewizard1: Etisalat on Your~Freedom. BRB with details

Following ASAP

It has emerged that under the agreement
reached between the All Progressives Congress
(APC) and members of the faction of the
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), any member
of the National Assembly and state assemblies
from the ruling party who wishes to cross over
to the APC will be given an automatic ticket to
re-contest the 2015 elections, if he so desire.
Also, the agreement between the APC and the
PDP faction showed that the five PDP
governors that have joined the APC will be
given the powers to control their state
structures.
The same offer was also made to other PDP
state governors wishing to defect to the APC in
the future, while all members of the ruling
party who cross over to the APC will be free
and eligible to contest for office as members of
the executive committees of the opposition
party at all levels.
Five of the seven aggrieved governors of the
ruling party – Chibuike Amaechi (Rivers), Aliyu
Wamakko (Sokoto), Rabiu Kwankwaso (Kano),
Abdulfatah Ahmed (Kwara), and Murtala Nyako
(Adamawa) – along with other members of the
splinter group, had declared their intention to
leave the PDP for the APC on Tuesday.
Their decision was the culmination of talks
between both sides and the execution of a
Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) that
spelt out the terms for members of the PDP to
join APC.
A senior APC source, who spoke to THISDAY on
the details of the MoU, said the terms gave the
PDP governors who chose to join APC the right
to control their state structures and also
guaranteed automatic tickets to members of
the federal and state assemblies to contest the
2015 elections.
“Also, with the registration of members of the
APC coming up in December and the national
convention and state congresses coming up in
December and January next year, all the
lawmakers wishing to contest will be given
automatic tickets, unless they opt out.
“Even in Katsina State, former Head of State,
General Muhammadu Buhari, accepted to allow
Governor Ibrahim Shema to control the state
structure of the APC, if he agrees to cross over
to the APC.
“You know this is an open invitation to the PDP
state governor, because there is no way the
PDP can win Katsina State again,” the APC
source said.
But in a bid to rationalise the decision by five
of its former aggrieved governors, along with
other members of the ruling party to join APC,
the PDP yesterday insisted that there was no
merger between the faction of the party,
stating that what happened was carpeting
crossing by its disloyal members.
In a statement by the National Publicity
Secretary, Olisa Metuh, PDP said: “What
happened was not a merger. You can only talk
of a merger where there were two distinct
parties. In this case there is only one party,
the All Progressives Congress (APC). The so-
called New PDP was never a party.
“This was established on October 10, 2013
when a Lagos High Court gave judgment against
the New PDP and on October 11, 2013 when
the Independent National Electoral Commission
(INEC) wrote the New PDP to say that the
Alhaji Bamanga Turkur-led Peoples Democratic
Party was the only recognised party by that
name.
“From the above, it is quite clear that there
hasn't been a merger but an opportunistic
carpet crossing by disloyal elements into the
All Progressives Party.”
Metuh commended President Goodluck
Jonathan for advocating and adopting dialogue
in the face of anti-party activities by some
members of the party, saying: “The fact that
the President, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan,
agreed to dialogue with this group was because
of his magnanimity and large heart as a leader.
“He demonstrated time and time again that he
is the epitome of humility and a father to all
members of the PDP and indeed all Nigerians
who are willing to go the extra mile in
engendering reconciliation. It does not mean
that this was a group recognised by law”.
According to Metuh, “The repudiation of the
action of these fringe elements by some who
had associated with them betrays the fact that
this was a rushed action motivated by blind
ambition and vain glory.
“And lest anyone thinks that the Peoples
Democratic Party is diminished because of the
departure of people who were in reality fifth
columnists, we would like to draw attention to
the fact that a tree that has been pruned of its
underperforming branches grows better and
blossoms with new life. This is the case in
biology as well as in politics.
“As for the All Progressives Congress, we
congratulate them on their new entrants, but
we would also like to recommend to them the
wise words of Chinua Achebe from his seminal
work 'Things Fall Apart'. Achebe said: ‘A man
who brings home ant-infested gays should
not complain if he is visited by lizards’.
“The Peoples Democratic Party is losing no
sleep over this carpet crossing because
disloyalty is a habit and it’s only a matter of
time before men who are disloyal to their
mother would become disloyal to their step
mother.”
In a related incident, the Adamawa State
governor yesterday disclosed that after due
consultations with his supporters, they had
unanimously agreed to jettison the ruling PDP
for APC.
Nyako, who was speaking during a
stakeholders’ meeting of his supporters
convened at the Government House, Yola, said
by implication, he is now the new leader of the
APC in the state.
Nyako said in accordance with the agreement
reached with the leadership of APC, he
automatically has become the leader of the
party by virtue of his position as the
incumbent governor of the state.
He said series of meetings and consultations
with his political associates were held on
Tuesday and he was advised by his supporters
to take over the leadership of APC in the state.
Nyako advised his political associates and
supporters to register with the APC,
particularly those desirous of contesting the
2015 general election under the platform of
the party.
The governor also debunked insinuations that
his first son, Abdulaziz Nyako, will be
contesting in the next election in the state
under the APC, stressing that none of his sons
would contest any election in 2015.
Meanwhile, despite the decision by one of the
aggrieved governors of the PDP, Sule Lamido
of Jigawa State not to defect, he has likened
the PDP national chairman to the polio virus
that has eaten deeply into the fabric of the
ruling party and by extension into the veins of
all Nigerians.
Lamido was speaking yesterday when he
received the former Head of State, General
Abdulsami Abubakar, who called on him in his
office.
According to the governor, PDP is in a
shambles as a result of the focusless leadership
style of Tukur who has no idea of how to move
the party forward.
He said even his colleagues who had recently
moved to APC did so out of frustration.
“Most of them had worked for the
advancement of the PDP in their states but
instead of the party to show appreciation, it
ended up sending people packing
unceremoniously,” he said.
Lamido extolled the virtues of Abubakar,
describing him as a democrat to the core
especially for his role in handing over power
to a democratically elected government.
Responding, Abubakar said Nigeria is at
crossroads and would need the prayers of all
to survive.
The military head of state warned that Nigeria
would not survive in an atmosphere dominated
by rancour and violence.
He urged all Nigerians to dissipate their energy
on peace, because democracy would not thrive
without peaceful coexistence among the
people.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/apc-to-give-automatic-tickets-to-defecting-pdp-lawmakers/165487/

Morgan1092: Hi house! i applied for QC Manager at PZ Cussons Aba Soap plant. We took Saville online test on Verbal and Numerical Analysis some time last month. Just dis evening i received an email inviting me for round 2 test on Tuesday 3rd December .

PLEASE is dia anybody in d house who has taken a test recently on PZ, ur ideas n contributions on what to expect will be highly appreciated. Thanks in advance

Anybody in d house plssss

kreal: @morrgan...pls hw did u aply... I wish to submit my cv dere too...i av som experienc in soap nd detergents.

I posted hard copies of my CV n application to dia mail box wen d advertised for vacancy.

Hi house! i applied for QC Manager at PZ Cussons Aba Soap plant. We took Saville online test on Verbal and Numerical Analysis some time last month. Just dis evening i received an email inviting me for round 2 test on Tuesday 3rd December .

PLEASE is dia anybody in d house who has taken a test recently on PZ, ur ideas n contributions on what to expect will be highly appreciated. Thanks in advance