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[quote author=99/100]The op must be s-t-u-p-i-d for posting this nonsense.
Atleast i'm wise enough in other word not dummy to believe this garbage.[/quote]Stop showing ur lack of home training in d public. Mtchewwww

Your Excellency, I bring you good tidings. I
want to thank you for this generous gesture of
yours which has made it possible for me to
breathe the air of freedom again, and to
reunite with my family, especially my wife
Hafsat, who had dwelt in her own prison
throughout my incarceration.
I decided to write you this letter the very first
day I learnt that you had made up your mind
to set me free. That was weeks before my
eventual release. I know some of my words will
sound unpalatable; but I am a soldier in whose
squadron flattery is hardly a virtue. Obviously,
this freedom makes me happy indeed but your
motive, at least the perceived it, tore my heart
to shreds. I heard it is all about 2015, and not
that I was unfairly incarcerated or that a court
of competent jurisdiction had acquitted me.
However, I maintain even now that I am
innocent of the crimes I was accused of and
condemned to death for. I am not the only
one to rise from the dead. Your wife, Patience,
also died and returned, remember?
I am scandalized by the political undertone in
the broth of my freedom. I was once the most
powerful military officer in this country but
now, from what I gather, you have reduced me
to a pawn on the chessboard of politics? In the
past, generals paid me compliments; but time
changes everything.
Mr President Sir, please permit me to call you
by your pet-name Jona. I understand that
everything you do these days has 2015
imprimatur, but bringing me into the realms
of politics is not a wise idea.
Let me refresh your memory a little, if you
would let me. I was incarcerated in connection
with the murder of Mrs Kudirat Abiola. Of
course just as your popular picture as
politician who is respected among his
neighbours in Otuoke sticks on you like glue,
my reputation as a daredevil and fearless
intelligence officer precedes me. My creation,
the Strike Force, is the deadliest Abuja, has
ever known. Oh, I am so proud of its
accomplishments. Strike Force made a snake in
a garden shudder in fear during our time.
Some even said that we had a crocodile pond
into which we threw uncooperative people,
usually NADECO members or stubborn
journalists. But I can assure you no one has
pointed out the pond since we left power.
You see, I do not know how many books you
have read Jona; but I have even memorised the
Holy Qur’an. As a Muslim, it fortified my belief
that in spite of the desire of those who wanted
me dead, I would be free; may be not as
quickly as I was discharged and acquitted but
obviously anytime soon.
Why did you release me Jona? Almost all of
those who learnt of my release that fateful
Friday morning hung my freedom on 2015.
They say you are obsessed with it and that you
would unchain the devil himself to realize your
goal. But I am what the Americans call a goon,
you know? I know nothing but soldiering.
Forget my grandstanding at the Oputa Panel. It
was military strategy. I knew in my military
wisdom that a million SANs would not free me
if I did not take my destiny in my own hands,
with facts and warts. Lawless people don’t
change overnight. Without any prejudice to the
lawyers in this country, Jona, I can say without
fear of contradiction that my tactics hit a
chord, with and I believe that is why I am
here. But mark you Jona, I Al Mustapha, have
no political value in my region, the north,
which you are trying to reach out to but which
you have also offended in no small measure.
Northerners will hardy forget how you ignored
the Boko Haram insurgency until it got out of
hand. Unofficial sources claim that close to
800,000 people, most of them northerners,
lost their lives and property worth billions
destroyed by the insurgents. The insurgency
has resulted in northerners losing their
positions in the armed forces; mediocrity now
reigns. To me as a former Chief Security
Officer, your initial inaction depicted a total
loss of control. You were a lame duck, even in
your first term. So what’s all this elaborate
orchestration for 2015?
But don’t mind my position, Jona. Time on
death row has taken the winds off my brains.
Never mind Yerima Ngama, your minister of
state for finance, who told people that my
sharp reasoning still amazes him. Ngama is not
a psychiatrist. He probably never paid any
attention to my behaviour while I marked time
in Kirikiri. I had been confused. Sometimes, I
greeted people with a clenched fist; while some
other times, I smiled, like General Gowon does.
At other times, I saluted in military fashion.
You would have noticed too, Jona, that my
choices since coming out are dangerously
flawed. I greeted everyone in sight: TB Joshua,
Fashehun, Otokoto, Ganiyu Adams and Tokyo,
to mention a few of them. I make no
distinction between the living and the dead,
just like I have not adjusted to life outside
prison. I even sought Abiola out only to learn
that he is deceased. In that miasma, I paid first
homage to the Kano Sate Government instead
of my people in Yobe. It would have served me
just as well if I had driven straight to Gashua
and shook hands with Shekau!
Mr President, I am saying all these because
personally I know that where the north is
concerned, I am a political paper tiger. Like
Larry Hagman of the famous soap Dallas, I am
the man that people love to hate. I lack the
political value you ascribe to me, and if you
released me to score a political point in my
region, you have only taken a fool’s gambit.
But I’m sorry; I can’t help your 2015 dream.


Yours faithfully,
Al-Mustapha.


http://dailytrust.info/index.php/opinion/1679-letter-to-president-jonathan-by-al-mustapha

Pipsland78: You will soon laugh in super falcons.
Messi, Neymar, Mikel Obi and all the other talented footballers - and in deed athletes generally - were guided by their dads so long they remained minors. So why should Kelechi's own be any different.

Dis stars pops u just mentioned chose a gud club for dia kids. Where he will be nurtured n help in developing his skills, and not a Pop who is after mega money clubs dat kills young stars.

Rexyl: what you can do is uninstall some applications or clear the data volume of some applications

Started working. Thanks for ur concern

mimicue: Flirt. Being flirty will help keep you out of the friend zone because it will remind the girl that you're attractive as well as a good friend. When you see or meet a girl you like, make brief eye contact and smile. Strike up a casual, flirty conversation and see how she reacts. If you avoid her eyes and act nervous, she's going to go into overdrive working out what on earth you mean. Girls react mainly on body language and emotions. If you make them feel happy, they'll see you as fun and caring. If you creep them out, they will get nervous - in the options between fight or flight, flight is the most preferable.


Relax. Chill. Don't put pressure on yourself or her by thinking of her as the girl of your dreams. Try not to stress about what will happen if you make a bad joke or say the wrong thing. She may be just as nervous, and small mistakes will likely go unnoticed or will simply be ignored. Don't worry if flirting seems difficult at first. The more you talk to girls, the more relaxed you'll become. Girls often are the most jumpy because of the thousands of different responses their brain puts together at every word. They stress over picking the right one, and that sets them so flustered that they'll barely notice the bad joke from trying to relieve your awkwardness.
Enjoy interacting with this attractive, friendly girl whose path crossed yours. While you don't want to stress yourself out, remember that the final goal is to get her to like you. Don't say things that will seem too forward or offensive. Mostly, the same girl is getting to like YOU.
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Compliment her. If you really like someone, you probably appreciate a lot of things about her. Why not let her know? If anything is different or new (her hairstyle, nail polish color, shirt, etc.), make note of it. The more unique the compliment, the better received it will be.


Most girls like being complimented on something that makes them distinct, not something that plenty of other women have. If you compliment her appearance, try to be original, perhaps by specifying a particular feature. Better yet, compliment her personality or skills. If you're not sure what's good or bad complimenting, read How to Compliment Girls.
Don't tell her she's beautiful too often. If she's very pretty, it's likely that several other guys have already mentioned it to her; it may sound trite after a while. If you're going to compliment her, stand out by making comments about her personality, how good she is at something, how she does things, etc. Complimenting her appearance too much may make her think you're shallow and maybe that you just want to have sex with her, and you don't want to give that impression.
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Impress her. There's no one-size-fits-all solution here. What impresses one girl might make another roll her eyes. Your best bet is to be yourself. Demonstrate a unique skill, talent or something difficult to do that you're proud of, something that sets you apart from the crowd. Not only will this make her feel good about you, but it can boost your confidence, too.



Okay @op I don't know if this will work on a Nigerian girl but try ur luck

Nnah! dis ur mata long ooo! E go even tire d OP to read d way e tire me.

tensor777: Why the desperation there. I don't get it. If she falls for money then she is just a runz babe who likely has plenty of men she is chopping from. From the guy's gifts it is clear is he is a romantic want something more serious than a fling. which is all he would get from a runz babe.

Dude tek it or not, 4 9ja babes! MONEY answereth all things

...If a guy got married b4 his GF, dats DISAPPOINTMENT, but if she got married b4 him , dats because he was not yet READY ... #Sobs#

1. Give ha money
2. Give ha another money
3. Give extra money
4. Give more money
5. Finally give ha mega money

Then she's all urs

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Lol all this guy 29 posts is all about US number stuff.Bros just put am for your signature na.

Em no sabi how na. Teach am

I. T. Gurus in dis forum pls ur advice is urgently needed.
I am a chemical engineering graduate, who is looking towards building a career in I.T, atleast to create another area of employment for my sef wit d rapid development of I.T globally and also to champion d level of unemployment in Nigeria. I will need ur ADVICE on which area to go for in I.T.
Before now, I already have a Certificate in Basic Computing (i.e. Intro. To Computer, Windows, Ms Offices, Graphics on Corel Draw n Database 5) which i have been very active on. I will highly appreciate ur contributions, advice and criticism as well. Thanks in advance

ASUU strike: NO it can't.do not try anything funny cos MTN guys are everywhere.

Bros tell me wetin funny na @ whatsapp 08064260026

And all u cud do was open a thread? Huh?

The MOD's u can as well help me out.

I. T. Gurus in dis forum pls ur advice is urgently needed.
I am a chemical engineering graduate, who is looking towards building a career in I.T, atleast to create another area of employment for my sef wit d rapid development of I.T globally and also to champion d level of unemployment in Nigeria. I will need ur ADVICE on which area to go for in I.T.
Before now, I already have a Certificate in Basic Computing (i.e. Intro. To Computer, Windows, Ms Offices, Graphics on Corel Draw n Database 5) which i have been very active on. I will highly appreciate ur contributions, advice and criticism as well. Thanks in advance

Medical experts in d house how effective is water guard?

Somethings are better left alone #my thought though#

chikayere: Try reseting it, but first, backup all ur useful apps and phone contact and any other useful thing stored on ur phone.

It's now working, i restarted my device after deleting my messages . Thanks for ur reply

My tecno p3 kip displaying 'Text message memory full', i hv deleted all d messages in my phone yet to no avail. Advice needed ASAP

My tecno p3 kip displaying 'Text message memory full', i hv deleted all d messages in my phone yet to no avail. Advice needed ASAP

My tecno p3 kip displaying 'Text message memory full', i hv deleted all d messages in my phone yet to no avail. Advice needed ASAP

Omoh! Dis story long ooo

Google knows it all

Mcbussy: Lol....if him like,make him dey smell burnt beans,I no kuku ask anybody for any favour in return for cheat.I have never done dat and I never will. those of u sending emails and posting pins,sorry I won't reply or add you on bbm.

The "smooooth" that I intended to give the cheat didn't reply,so case closed.

Make una try dey manage the airtel bis.

Bros u get hard mind lyk dis? Join all d beg i beg u here

Mcbussy: the problem with this cheat is that its long and complex....it involves proxy configurations.i cant post it here cos it took me quite a while to do d hacking and i cant start sending it to everybody individually.pls guys,bear with me and keep managing d airtel cheat....i originally intended to assist d individual that i replied,but its obvious she's no longer interested cos i didnt get her reply.

the problem is,when u give guys cheat after enuf hardwork of hacking it.....it ends up going viral and then blocked.

Bro i understand ur hardwork, but i assure i will do beta. Just extend d cheat to me. Thanks in advance. Whatsapp @ 08064260026, email: morgan4truth@yahoo.com #waiting #

networkgenuis:

Guys just be careful. I smell something.

Something d burn? Hmmm!

Magic Bishop: And what makes you think that Obama's Administration is not solidly backing this group alongside the Wahhabis of Saudi Arabia and including most of the northern elders?

Do you think the American Govt is interested in seeing peace in your country or around the world?

America has promoted and engaged in many conflicts globally than any Nation.

They are truly the world's number one terror group.

In conjunction with their Arab buddies they have used Islamic terror to destabilize countries just as they used anti-communist and pro-conservative groups in Latin America, Asia and Africa in the 60's. The world is becoming less ideological and politically lazy so they opted for religious fanaticism in their bid to destabilize upcoming and emerging Nations like Nigeria to derail their progress. You will wonder of what interest will social and political instability benefit the white house and wall street; well the answer is simple and is glaringly obvious with the emergence of China.
There cannot be two bullies on the block. China has competed with the west for the world's natural resources and markets to which the west is not able to match. With prosperity to other regions, America can not sustain their fattening and greedy levels of consumption.

All this is a ruse.

GEJ has had more intel from Israel than from Obama's White House in tackling and checkmating these fanatics.

The raid on stock piles of weapons on a residence owned by a Lebanese national was gotten from a Mossad tip.

The interception of Iranian shipments of artillery rounds at Lagos ports destined for the volatile north and also the Gaza strip via Egypt was as a result of the Israelis tipping their Nigerian counterparts.

Israel has been monitoring Niger, Chad and Nigeria since the fall of Gaddafi and emergence of Al Qeada in the western Maghreb.

GEJ is smart to send a message to that stooge Obama by cleverly visiting Israel on security talks.

Bros u try to type dis tin ooo. Kai! see wetin Shekau n America cause.

And how d HELL did dia confirmation concern Nigeria? Huh?

Mcbussy: the problem with this cheat is that its long and complex....it involves proxy configurations.i cant post it here cos it took me quite a while to do d hacking and i cant start sending it to everybody individually.pls guys,bear with me and keep managing d airtel cheat....i originally intended to assist d individual that i replied,but its obvious she's no longer interested cos i didnt get her reply.

the problem is,when u give guys cheat after enuf hardwork of hacking it.....it ends up going viral and then blocked.

Bro i understand ur hardwork, but i assure i will do beta. Just extend d cheat to me. Thanks in advance. Whatsapp @ 08064260026, email: morgan4truth@yahoo.com #waiting #