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I swear to God, I hate Nigerian policemen in black uniform. They have no compassion and sense of humour.. Their modus operandi isn't professional and they are mostly illiterate.. This could happen to anyone! I detest them with passion...,

Could remember when they caged me because of one stupid bicycle spring that cost for #300 naira. Something that could be settled within a twinkle of an eye.... I was denied access to call my parents.... Luckily for me, I knew someone among the black uniform....... Then I was 15years of age! imagine; a minor in cage cos of #300..

Behind the bar, I could hear som1 talking about taking me to prison the following day



God go punish Nigeria police!!

DOCTOR90:
add raw honey to d lemon u are using

OK....I'll give it a try.....any other options apart from the aforementioned? Thanks.

Good day all...
I've this reoccurrence ance that do surface MOSTLY at one sided chick. Although I do have just one or Two ance on the other chick. Its quiet appalling to see all treatments towards this ance seems futile. The Genesis of this ance is still a mystery to me.... But a friend recommended me to use funbact A; it works so perfectly well for him, but it unfortunately worsened mine. Thus leading to spots... I started using skinnel, tho it works and later, ance furiously surface . I decided to adopt d home method- using lemon.. Lemon seems to work just for d mean time... Infact, I'm just frustrated as I ostriches myself from friend and gatherings.... I've no access to any skin doctor... Please any recommendations is welcomed. Just recommend the product- I'm not familiar with chemical terms. Thanks

RandV
DOCTOR90 et el

please help...


It's gradually escalating to my forehead.. (I've an oily skin)

Brini:
loooooool!
Barrister Taylor himself...! na una ooo!

Ogami sir

These robbers sha....


RIP to the deceased...

Desperate Biafrans... Despite the fact that Nigeria was a mistake of 1914, is high time biafrans realized that clamouring for separate independent sovereign state is an illusionary dream that can Never be achieved.



Biafrans shouldn't repeat the mistake of July 6, 1967.




A short man hung his bag where his hand can reach.

Fabzgrace:
i really dont know, but you could visit a jamb office closest to u ane enquire

thanks dear, I really appreciate!

XavierG:
Which block is best in mellanby?

Don't want ground floor, preferably the first floor

Every block is constructively classic and conducive.....

Room A1- 30 =Topmost floor
Room A30-50= Middle floor
Room A50-90=ground floor plus some dungeons...


which category do u belong?


But I can assure u the topmost floor is d best.... It's filled with educative psychopaths; who overrun things during d day and make hell lot of noise.. And thus, they read like madt at night!!

AmbFitsaint:
Zik hall is equipped with a world-class gym centre. We also have the best cafeteria service in Nigeria

c hyping... for gym- kuti lead and second to none.... cafe- tedder lead.... I ain't sentimental this time around! After tedder, then I consider De Morris located around SUB.

Taylor184:
Proudly Zikite....
Proudly Kantagite...


Proudly Katanzikite



And to those given Zik or Indy,welcome to the best halls in the whole of UI...

To those given Tedder,that is the hall of quality...The hall with the best public speakers in UI,so if you were given Tedder,Taylor says Congratulations....

Sultan Bello hall,very cool and quiet... Condusive for reading...Bellites in da house, I hail ooo


Kuti and Mellamby....Make ano talk before Morgang go slap me .....



To the fresh queenites,just a matter of time before Una go start yanga.... Queens babes be forming TOO posh since 1900...



To my lovely Idiates,welcome sisters to my second hostel ...

And to Awoites,if you Knw u don't wantu have yam legs, abeg no choose top floor ooooo...U can ask awoites to confirm that....




Any law fresher in the house...And kantagites,add me on Watsapp 07018507651.....God bless you all

Tboy u too sabi naw ....if your hall na d best y u dey come charge ur gadgets for mellanby? una dey barely get water at times u knw? I only knw u guys for noise making ...dazzal

Fabzgrace:
Op, you really made a big mistake there.
There was also d same mistake on my dop 2 years ago, but instead of changing all my real dob, i only change the jamb dob. I mean,that was easier.
You were grossly misinformed and you made a big mistake but i dont see anyhow you can correct it since you've sworn an affidafit.
Sorry,but you have to live with it. Sorry sha.

Well, to be honest with u, I admit d fact that I was grossly misinformed... I've to live up with d mistake tho.... In terms of affidavit, I can still do that over and over again... if only I can still avert my jamb dob mistake... I'll endeavor to write a letter to my school, if probably they can re-edit my profile.


Can I still make a correction on my jamb DOB?



Please if u any any idea, reply asap. thanks in anticipation.

Political science ought to be inclusive!

Hmmmmm....

'Islam' is a cancerous disease that has gradually escalate and overwhelmed the mentality of an average islamist. Religion in general, has done more harm than good. After all, it's the opium of the deluded masses.....

Keneking:
First , you need to improve on your writing skills before we can address your points.

Second, what denomination do you belong? I mean where do you worship?

Third, describe your physique. I mean give a vivid description of your physical shape? This is important to compare with the demands of the market at this point.

Fourth, 27 years of age is way to young to enter into marriage. From your expression, it suggests that you want to go into that institution due to peer pressures and societal expectations.

Fifth, your argument about an angel and devil is not ideal in this context. If I get you, it appears that you want someone else but urgently require approval from Nairalanders to engage in such unholy act.

By the way, don't you think it is sin to engage in an illicit affair with a man whom you are not married to

Don't judge, u judged
Advice, no advice

And worst of all, asking questions upon questions and eventually, u end up judging...


*Improve on how to follow instructions *

You can never satisfy them shaaaa........!!!

The sexual incompatibility is something that u should least consider prior marriage. Remember, u just can't get it all. Perhaps, his orientation towards the sex ish will gradually unfold. Just give him time and try to endure. You're very lucky to have a man with such features (which u mentioned), sex shouldn't be a basic for your acceptance to tie the knot.

The truth is....

U can't get it all!

Hmmmmmmm..... RIP to dem all!

shakur07:
Nuffin to prep for oh. Wen ah no b fresher!!

Shakur, Shey cuz u dey on 7.0 u no wan reply your boy messages ba?

PHgirl:
@morgang, which uni? If you don't mind.

uni Ibadan

Taylor184:
Withdraw from your so called prestigious University,tear up your admission letter,obtain another Jamb form,write another putme...And dont make the same mistake again!!

LoL.... aswear u are high on Pepsi!

PHgirl:
Why don't you tell your parents? They could be able to help out.

Hmmmmm.... perhaps, that will just aggravate issues..... I'll find a way and tell.... just scared of the unknown..... thanks

Here we are in Nigeria, spewing endless lamentations about a honourable man being 72, and his inability to rule us. Little did they know that, age is just a number which doesn't quantifies one ability or inability to rule. Likewise certificate, which is just like a mere paper which doesn't quantifies one ability or inability to rule.

Age too old or too young, certificate or no certificate- all we care for is good leadership, and which can be ensured through 'Change'.



sai GMB.

LARRYDKING:
Who is/are ur adviser(s) in thr first place? They have caused more harm than good in ur life. Anyway, just try to live up to ur new age, i bet u will survive it.

Survive it? hmmmmmmm*


Thanks bro.....

PHgirl:
I would say, "you should have corrected it earlier", but then, that's all in the past and I have no idea what you should do right now. Try to live up to your new age. Sorry.

The whole thing about the registration saga is just too quick.... And then, I was just too focused and prepared towards the forthcoming jamb...

Mum & Dad knew nothing about this.. Still dunno wat to say if they eventually found out....





Leaving up to the silly expectation. '93

kumpharm:
IT'S LATE brother... You could've corrected the 'uncorrectable mistaken age' after the UTME by going to Jamb office.. The deed has been done already, Live up to your new age..

You right dear.... just can't believe I'm 22years old now

This thing is absurd honestly