₦airaland Forum

hardbody:
You can't even count to save your sorry ass

ur jealously is ur beginning of ur wisdom. call dss

TinaAnita:
Dream on. Fourth to comment indeed

yellow fever keep attacking me

the first time I enter fourth to coment. lalastilala

see this one .i started masturbating at the age of 15. I stopped at the age of 26.

my guy go collect loan from bank he spend almost 3m for wedding hoping say them go give am sumtin on wedding day.bro all they do na to chop and go. the guy won mad.up till now he never recover

hmmm. no speech

all the hard men were killed either on top of their girlfriend or with their girlfriend

bbn ninja.I'm not hating but all I get to understant is that, the organizer of this program gather people wey no get job, force them to buy mb, recharge your decorder. to conclude it all, boys n girls kept in one apartment , sleep wake up , eat n collect AC .live as they like, collect free massage n kiss n handle.my dear nairaland. before they release 25m ,these guys made not less than ,$9m in 4 month. the high time we receive small sense then our problem of unemployment will end. if u don't make use of the 100 mb u bought very well, thats how u will keep donating money to unknown people just like the way my guys carry their hard earned moni go dash mmm

give that girl two medals. one for being an idiot. the second one is encase if she lost the first one

a lady has nutin to offer his boyfriend except sex. if u ain't ready to give in Bleep. don't engaged ur self in friend ship till u get married

I heard her said his future hubby should not wake her up by 2am..OK she too should not wake him up by 2am if her heat period comes cos he love sleep tok

I thought we had these noise makers that use to defraud innocent people called yahoozee. only one Russian dude defrauded both the politicians, banker, pastors, yahoo boys, governor n uncountable business men. all these idiot that use to send me that my ATM has been block due to bvn problem that I should contact that useless pastor James. he should better wake up or go learn work from ponzi

dollyjoy:
Most seemingly "big girls' live very depressed lives. They just manage to keep up their fake lifestyles to avoid mockery from folks like "ME"


I'd rather cut my cloth according to my size!!

hmmmm so u know them all

Tonto dike with WizKids, Toto dike dump Churchill sorry, Churchill dump Toto dike...dat pussy strong no dey act like IBO girl .maybe na half IBO half afonja.or she dey hide dey smoke SK or captain black

bedspread:
ADVICE: IF YOU WANT YOUR MARRIAGE INTACT Keep your Marriage off Nairaland Keep your Marriage of instagram Keep your Marriage of twitter

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another one, keep ur marriage off Facebook

within this Short period of acting presido he is busy to fix things right and never juncated to China or another country

even thesis no long reach like this

Soreza:
WE SHALL ALL DIE ONE DAY OR THE OTHER, RIP BRAVE BOYS U DIE FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVED IN,for Nigerian military WE SHALL SEE.

U are nothing but a dullard, maybe u are . Bokoharam in disguise form. I wonder why dey never track u down. Devil destroying ur own nation. Shame on
u

Another name for commando is come 'and' do

Rwanda for come the show if na Lil kesh_ejefuku or Rihanna and faith evans.. The one wey go sing about nyash and the one wey go open Bobby or boobs for them after the show.

I want break the record, by proposing with a private jet. On the traditional wedding with a hover craft. On wedding day with C130 aircraft.. Hope the CNN will not rest that very day..

joseph1832:
Why?

The reason is because, the genetic is not the same and secondly, they are not the same species

These days now, no even try say u want tell ur babe say u quit the relationship.. She go just tell u make una stroll for the last time. If u get brain na just postpone am. Or she go just reach near public place, the next thing u go hear her shouting thief.. Oboy the kind beating wey u go receive for ur life na only God go safe

Na so I sent one hey too for 1 month she no reply, see how devil take give her meat for dream.. She come find sales girl job for my area... Not knowing that I'm d owner of the supermarket.

I hear say space no dey for hell again...another hell. Is still under construction...i even hear say the new one go get small factory fitted oven and volcano red hot fire...but they will be giving 1month leave to come tell people on earth to repent because the hell is in economy recession . that if this one full, there is No much fund to build another one. The feeding and upkeep money will not be giving out anymore. If you are a porn star, ritualis, corrupt man, doing all sort of bad bad thing.. This is a msg to u.. If u don't want lucifer to kill you again if u come close him . things are hard now. Even devil dey complain. But God pass am

terrorist use them as a shield to prevent military operations and keep bombing people's village and killing their family, na them love their life pass? . Even soldiers die for others to leave, so the Chibok girls can die for Nigerian to be safe again.. Period

nnachukz:
How heartless can one be? Took away souls you can not create? Took away lives that unfortunately found themselves in this situation? Took away innocent people?
Our support for this man is becoming another thing else. I hope you say exactly this if your siblings were there?

U are so pathetic, if terrorist use u as a shield to prevent military operations and keep bombing ur village and killing ur family, hope u will be happy because na u love ur life pass. Even soldiers die for others to leave, so the Chibok girl can die for Nigerian to be safe again.. Period

Oboy I dey lagos now, within one weeks I don spend 30k..i no use am drink, I no use am follow woman, I no smoke, na only transport chop am.. Just from Sabo yaba to Mary land is 150..place wey no reach 7mins..the one wey dey fear pass na taxi..all of them na fraud.. But na lagos sha.. I hail una. I dey leave tomorrow self to kaduna. But it's an experience to me oo

muaa:
In Teebills voice; 'this should have been me and Omawumi oo"

Abi in tee billz voice, this could be me and tiwa ooo