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muaa:
In Teebills voice; 'this should have been me and Omawumi oo"

Abi in tee bliss voice, this could be me and tiwa ooo

Penalty shoot... But Nigeria 4=3 Germany

Python na domestic animal, abeg who get the ans.. I don't eat snake but if anyone kill snake around me, I giv the person kudos. One snake bite can lead u to the grave.

deymoh:
Nollywood Actress, Crystal Okoye also known as UKWU Venza appears much gallant and boastful of her butt as she always flaunt it in almost every photo she shares.

The photos below will convince you:


http://www.9jacodedgist.com/2016/07/actress-crystal-okoye-is-damn-too.html

Padded ass mtchewww

JaredNormak:
PMD and Nigerian Army are a disgrace to military men.

Catholic Church Boys Scout and Assemblies of God Royal Rangers can definitely do a better job combating terrorists than our military.

U are the most clueless and dullard that I have ever seen on NL.. U can't differentiate Niger Republic and Nigeria. Moffos. Na ur type go piss for trouser when Nigeria mil man aske u simple question.

Otanjere mgbe oche

Otanjere mgb' oche

For this hard situation na hin this ijot dey show us watch... Who him don eep?.. Last to comment

This is pure fraud, I just read someone is flying and at d end I only saw a man lying without shirt on a passerby. These blogger this days can lie eeeh

wittyt98:
lwkm!! ... as I see the baby mama I shock even the angels of God way day my side shock buh dem just day do like say nothing day happen


u sure say obo no wear pant for eye the day him meet this babe?

Relax man, conji na bad tin.. After Davido don sing his trash with that his frog voice finish.. He Get drunk, so everylady in that event looks beautiful in his eyes. That's why that lady got the opportunity to trap him because he is drunk by then

The police be like make hole open make I enter

Check out for geonee s5

durubrian:
lol.....
the babe stopped sharing the PULANI with him

After Tonto track (hi) fan blast her and she never take courage to release another one.. How come she thinks that acting and singing is the same thing.. she just quit because she sang rubbish.. Leave d banj alone bro. Let him do his thing

Hadez:
Happy birthday baby

To those "bashing me" I am not going to reply because I know the reason why most of you are pained is because I refuse to reply pms here on nairaland. I think I now know how it works.

If a girl ignores you, then the next thing is to trying bashing her maybe you will probably get her attention. Well I am beautiful and If you don't like it go and hug a moving train. You are all entertaining me because I am just laughing at the comments here

This wouldn't make me reply all the pms still. Loosers

Make I finish sipping my kunu, if you are beautiful can ur father mold fine boy like me?

Lordabas:
Smh. It's really true women have fish brain.

One bottle of origin for u.. u make me lmao

make una forget that thing, woman sabi spit trash when they get annoyed.. my girlfriend hurt me without apologizing... I pretended to be OK for over 2 months. I then do her the worst wey no man fit do him girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen, she threaten to deal with me o, but as man wey get liver, I no shake. After she come remember wetin she do for 2 months ego, na she come dey beg o...but I have nutin to do Dan to accept her apology.

Who girlfriend don eep, if no be S*x. I don't see anything special girlfriend fit giv me. They are consumer and not an income. Who girlfriend don eep, if no be S*x. I don't see anything special girlfriend fit giv me. They are consumer and not an income.

Someone is lelaxing on colota, u tagged him dlunkard.. I never like police o, but this is a lie..

Mysterious planet may destroy Earth this month, says scientist
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A mysterious planet that wiped out life on Earth millions of years ago could do it again, according to a top space scientist. Some scientists believe that the apocalyptic event could happen as early as this month.
Planet Nine, a new planet reportedly discovered at the edge of the solar system in January, is said to have the potential to trigger comet showers that can bomb the Earth’s surface, killing all life, says Daniel Whitmire, of the University of Louisiana.

Planet Nine is a hypothetical large planet in the far outer Solar System , whose presence, scientists believe, would explain the unusual orbital configuration of a group of trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs) that orbit mostly beyond the Kuiper belt .
The astrophysicist says the planet has a 20,000-year orbit around the sun and, at its closest to us, it knocks asteroids and comets toward Earth.
Fossil evidence has suggested most life on Earth is mysteriously wiped out every 26 million to 27 million years.

Whitmire claims that Planet Nine’s passage through a rock-laden area called the Kuiper Belt is responsible for the “extinction events.”
Conspiracy theorists in the ’80s and ’90s previously claimed a red dwarf planet called Nibiru or Nemesis, which orbits too close to Earth every 36,000 years, was behind the events.
Now some are convinced there will be a collision or a near miss before the end of April.
Nemesis or Nibiru was widely dismissed as crackpot pseudo-science — until Planet Nine was identified in January by the California Institute of Technology.

News reports suggesting that humanity is about to be wiped out by a mysterious planet are almost certainly incorrect, according to certain quarters, who insist that there is no clear reason to think that destruction is coming. They stress that the planet hasn’t even been confirmed as real, yet, let alone suggestions that it could cause doomsday.
To this group, Planet Nine is an as yet unconfirmed planet that could sit on the edge of our solar system, and astronomers are currently hunting for it . It is thought to be 10 times the size of Earth and sits 600 times as far away from the sun — but has as yet only been hypothesised based on the unusual motion of other objects at the far end of our solar system, writes Andrew Griffin in Independent of London.

“But that has not kept some people from proclaiming that it is real and is about to destroy all life on Earth,” he adds.
Mike Brown, one of the two main people involved in the claims about Planet Nine, tweeted to confirm that there is no reason to think that Earth is about to be destroyed.
“Hey, so, fun fact? Planet Nine is not going to cause the earth’s destruction,” he wrote on Twitter. “If you read that it will, you have discovered idiotic writing!”
“The idea appears to have come about because of a combination of ideas about Nibiru or Planet X, a planet that some believe has not yet been found or has been wilfully covered up and will crash into Earth and destroy it. That belief has been widely discredited,” Griffin insists, adding:

“It seems to have combined with an idea suggested by scientists last week that Planet Nine’s strange orbit was involved in the periodic mass extinction events that some believe can be seen on Earth. The planet might trigger comet showers that hit the Earth and wipe out life, proposed a new paper by retired astrophysics professor Daniel Whitmire – but there is no reason to believe that such an event is going to happen this month, or any time soon.”

LALASTICLALA abeg push this to front page..

AbuMaryam1:
Make sure you de check ur BP.

My dear, I don't know weda they knack DE gea jazz, he no dey even see when the ball dey enter net

I no fit watch am... I just Jeje respect my self comot for viewing center... The 2nd and 3rd goal is really shameful.. But I'm still loyal.. Man u 4life

I'm a victim o, but I learnt my lesson when I can't concentrate again.. When im thinking of marriage, 4 among the girls that I'm dating will come into my mind, I will be like should I marry chinenye? No charity, ooooh,. Chinenye sabi bang pass charity...or mercy..mtchewww She too like money... Let me think of amaka, she is gentle, caring, beautiful and humble.. That's how I become confused and not only these four, I still have like 6 of them making it ten.. Sometimes if I load 1500 in my fone, it won't last 2 days.when month is coming to an end, I use to switch my phone off. Cos, this one will complain of money for handouts, I'm hungry in school.. I want buy cloth, I want subscribe my phone. All these make me looks confuse and sleepless night.. I then decided to visit winners Chapel(shalom) to cancel the evil spirit that is to tormenting my life.. But since then, my life never remain the same.. I have only 1 gal friend and 2 side chick..i do care for the 1st, but the remaining 2 side chick are just like fwb

bigfree:
My sister, I think you didn't understand me well. If any of our daughters is pregnant outside marriage, she and the child become our responsibilities. We don't accept gifts, visits, child support, money or what have you until she is married accordingly

If na my family, dem go pursue u go meet the person wey give u belle.. If my family member come mistakely see the he goat and him no co-operate wella, na to castrate him o

She even try to help the less prevelage ones.. If na agbani darego she go prefer spending it in massage and makeup room than giving it out

Since gene get 1 daughter, wetin she want marry again for, na to dey invite young blood with huge John to knack her wen she is in d mood.. She dey secretly do sugar mummy

UANI.. University of Amadioha Nkporogwu imo state... Very high prominent men, their children attend dat school

They want knack the dead guy for nyash. Maybe na wetin d herbalist tell dem na so dem go take blow,I'm sipping zobo

mohaMADbuari:
Fearful zombie soldiers always setting peoples hut ablaze.

They are quick to report when they have less casaulty but deny vehemently when they are being decimated by the superior bokoharam guys.

Very dumb and irritating zombie idiaats

Boko will behead u soon.. Shey na ur brother's, u wailing wailers cos dey are defeating them.. Iranu

I'm Just hating women in d govt, dey are just heartless like female armed robbery.. If dey want to sell money, no be hia ooo

These set of ladies doesn't have anything to offer in this earth, in d economy, in d society rather that sexulity.... I wonder why dia brain main frame is encrypted with exposing their body in d public.. Male brains are authentic that's why it's hard to see a male expose his dick on social media. No amount u will pay him to post his dick on social media, except porn stars.. But pay a lady few dollars see her show her everything to the world..