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larride: My fellow MAD MAN

This is indeed a story.

MADNESS IS THE WAY FORWARD

thank u mad man. how ur own come start na??


I respect madness

No time to check time my dear.


*starts searching for searchables

Onyiclassic: my God three mad men want 2 rape me,am dead 2day
*cryn n shoutn 4 help*

my frend better focus nd do d ryt thing.
*kisses her twice, slaps her boobies and starts eating flies




In madness we trust

No be small thing oo

larride: looks left, right, front and back, farts thrice and takes to my heels

correeeccctt!

Onyiclassic: @bin n larride,pls am very sorry let me go pls
*shoutn 4 help*

Mormoni d overrated Mad guy pulls down her panties



Madness is the way forward

Where is booqee na?? I want a taste of dat sample




Madness!!!!!

teewhye: ;DIf una cee beta cane for una smellin behinds,next time una hear ma.... Una no go wait hear am finish....

Mad boy

teewhye: *smh* bunch of imbezyms

olodo

shakara4u: man d chop man

mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeew

oh! Srry oo No homo

Tascocent: Dos dayz of sisi pelebe, ekana gowan, aboki suya (prepared wit Rat), wearing kanvaz on native, mummy and daddy play. ..................now adayz children no enjoy at all.

aswear

fluid26: I disagree! If you say 90% of boys are right-handed, then the left breast should be under more pressure...hence should be smaller!

fluid or wateva u call urslef... Ur sense no common

larride:

ehen

#gbam I trust BG

I am a person dat has no patience wen it comes to food, nd my skul happens to be unimaid. The only place u will be served food immediately is in d restaurant, nd u knw food dere is costly. I Mormoni as a local champion from Yola in Adamawa State no dey carry last! I go to dese restaurants during the first 15 days of any month, but as time dey go, guy man don dey enter reserve.... The only way out is to start eating from d fast foods around nd oda local joints.... Due my impatience, I couldn't stand waiting in d fast food my frends introduced me to.... So I collected d guy's number so dat I can make order 20 minutes b4 my arrival. I also collected d number of one woman Wey dey fry akara so dat if my broke high I go turn to her... The problem now is how to order 4 my meal wen I am with my female frends nd oda guys around my area... I usually scatter bread nd egg for dat fast food nd den follow it with pure water... So anytime I call d fast food, I will ask him to make SANDWICH ( I used to indicate weda half or full) because na one loaf I dey scatter... Me no dey joke 4 dis one oo. Anytime I call my akara woman, I go say keep BURGER for me ma (meaning bread nd akara) na #100 akara nd one loaf Wey I dey scatter 4 dat side.... The thing come red for me one day Wen my frend said she wants to eat burger with me (I come dey sweat like die), my temperature come rise, shitt come break inside my belle.... Na dat day I run mad till today!

There is joy in madness

Xymc...:
Hahaha...mutuwata

akwai Kura

bin gbagbo: mad madder madest!!!

i m proud to be mad.. .

the mistake people make is they think madness is a disease,

no, madness is a way of LIFE!!

THERE IS JOY IN MADNESS!!

#gbam no doubt BG

larride: How did i get here? Someone should please show me the way.

look left twice, front once, back thrice, right once nd den speed out like BG's fart

larride: If you want to be like the elders, you need to bow to the elders and learn from them. What we elders will see just sitting down even if u climb iroko tree, u no fit see ham. Give respect those respect is due

I AM LARRIDE

don't worry u will be my P.A

Madness we hail!!!

Dancing etighi naked

shakara4u: MORMONI DOESNT HAVE A PIX

WAT AMA GONNA SAY?

BOOQEE ORYA BORROW HIM ONE

na u suppose borrow me one ai

hahahahahah dis must be a female tree

Polo Young: Next time u drop a joke that will bring a smile if not that of laugh

yezzur

Polo Young: Guy i ges u are 4rm one of this mumu VILLA

I won't insult u cos u look tired nd sick already. Go to ur mum okay?? She will nurse u well I believe

mtswwww waste of semen

Me like it, u try smaall

*slaps myself nd walks out gently

Two mad men organized to run away from a mental Hospital. They started planing and agreed that they will go 2 d gate, beat up the watchman then open the gate n run away.... When they reachd the Gate, the watchman wazn't there and the gate was wide open...they said ''SHIT our plan has failed lets go back we'll try again tomorrow''

Am proud to be one!!
There is joy in madness

Easyyyy??

realsammie: op u try joor

thank u joor

Thosedays of Gandoki fighting Hambama.
Thosedays of edet, kunle, gbenga nd co

Jojo Armani: just dey show ur self.

i just know de reason why u dey show ur self.(Ur personal text in ur profile).

*praying*
baba God pls forgive me for viewing dis thread. i promise I will neva view any thread dat has dis guy's name. I ask dis in Jesus name i pray. Amen

lmao! Go nd masturbate okay??