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Greetings to u all gentlemen nd ladies dat will view dis thread today or in future....

It pains me to say dis but I hav no option....

The fact is dat "there are no More new jokes on earth"
All the d jokes are already on nairaland....

I will be travelling to VENUS next week to fetch new nd funny jokes for u guys.....

Thank u very much for ur time.

akraym: Na this one funny pass

I don add Maggi to d thread be dat

larride: I trust Jojo Armani but na that hottprince i no trust. him fit dey plan coup like that.

he will neva succeed..... We have a very strong army.


*croaks my gun immediately

larride: piss on her head.

*shittz in her mouth

nice one

jackpot: *walks in and sees kids playing with snad, Zooms out*

u ar jst suffering from patau's syndrome.....

*slaps her twice

*thinking

Well not too good

More grease to ur elbows

Ebamma pls its not by force. Jst accept dis "u ar dry"

#shikena

larride: Farts silently

its allowed.



*farts loudly

Homar: no projans allowed .

I reserve my...

larride: Only madness can bring the best out of you.

Madness i hail

absolutely



Madness oooooooOoooooooOoooOooooooooooooooooooo

Lagusta: 9ce concept

my appreciation Sir

larride: Nice collections you got general secretary.

Up Projan, we rocks

we will forever conquer the jokes section

larride: Nice one my fellow mad brother.

on point Mr president

larride: When Mugolo turn Inec? I'd rather not contest if Mugolo na Inec, eddiot like him.

*gbam

larride: Nice one bro

thank u my President

Dage: mormoni....

abegi dis is not the religion section.....stop misusing sections.

Still waiting for the joke sha

God please punish dis poster for posting dis in dis section....


*senseless jhu

babarazy: fool of d first order *smh*

I know u hav watched legend of the sicker.......jhu

PretiEbony: shut up and listen to him

thank u my treasurer

*hugs her nd feels her warmth

Homar: bin was newly posted the captain of a special army force in the desert so on him coming to their base in the middle of the desert he noticed a camel was in the base so he asked his vice captain why the camel was there and he answered him that sometimes the soldiers have natural sexual urge that they need to satisfy so they need the camel . After 8 months on the desert with no woman bins urges were off the chart so he shouted to his vice captain bring in the camel which the vice captain did so bin brought a stool and sat on top of it and pounded away on the camel till satisfaction . After that he asked his vice captain bunminoguns weather thats how they do it ? Which bunmi replied no but we just take a ride on the camel into town were we meet women . ( bin fainted)

shaking my head

Wasted life

MOGUL.O:
Shut up!

Self acclaimed secretray like u!


Let the fight continue jorrrr!

e dey pain u ne??
We don't want it to be dis way. Our madness has not yet reached dis stage.....

*tries to make Mogul see reasons

Mormoni: When is a woman above a man?
Chidi: When the kitchen is upstairs!

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Mormoni: Why don't men trust women?
Chidi: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant.
"Men prefer thin women," said the skinny woman.
"Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?" said the fat one.
"No, your boyfriend told me that


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Mormoni: Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women?

Chidi: Breasts don't have eyes

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Mormoni: What's the difference between men and batteries?
Chidi: Batteries have a positive side.

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Mormoni: What do mice and men have in common?
Chidi: They both run around hunting for holes!

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Mormoni: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Chidi: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

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Mormoni: Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?
Chidi: Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

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Mormoni: What's the prove that men can focus two things at a time?
Chidi: Boobies

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Thank you all for viewing dis thread....

Respect large to my crew THE PROJANS

Na wa ooo!!! I don't support dis.... Voting is already in progress.

Capital no To dis system

sign
Secretary General of PROJAN

Very lazy ending indeed.....

More grease to ur elbows

babarazy: Thanks my man. plz, dont exchange words wit dat fool.

Amadioha! Look at dis miserable thing calling me a fool.....am not surprise anyways


*leaves thread immediately

Asaba man: ;DAnother madman in the house. *removes my boxers wear it on my head and start dancing asonto*

we are now frends my fellow mad man

*shakes his hand, removes my joysticks nd joins him to dance etighi

Asaba man: Is this part of the madness or u are just being stewpid? this is joke section man. go get a life. @joke, u try jaree. leave haters to hate on

who is dis buffalo?? Suffer life!!!

*shegs

u triedt smaaalll

More grease to ur elbows

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

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Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''


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This jokes came to you from the one and only Mormoni (PROJAN Sec Gen)

Some funny pics

You are very senseless!!! U copied all dese stuffs from somewhere nd paste em here to deceive us....slowpoke

*pisses on his head