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u knw ryt @suto |
Hahah nice one |
Teacher: what are the people in Moscow called? Sagir: they are called "mosquitoes" LWkmd |
hahahah! My dead kam |
Newly married man saved his wife's phone number as RAYUWATA(My life), after 1 year he change it to MATATA(My wife), then after 2 years he change it to MAIDAKINA(My housewife), after 4 years he change it to MAMANBABY, after 6 years to MASIFATU(Mrs Nagging), and after 9 years to MAIYA(Witch)..... what do u think the name would be in 20 years? |
naija 4 real |
booqee: see beefing!abeg jhoor miss booqee |
wetin concern booqee with joke ? Mtswwww |
Jide was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi. JIDE: u get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes JIDE: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in btw the slice. ABOKI: (happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told) JIDE: u get egg? ABOKI: yes customer JIDE: fry 20 egg put am btw the bread. ABOKI: okay customer JIDE: u get sadin 4 inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes customer everytin dey. JIDE: put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day) JIDE: u don finish? Oya press the bread for me. ABOKI: see am customer, i don prepare am finish. JIDE: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME |
on point! Nice one |
awesome childhood
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choi!! I am disappointment. Haba @poster why ar u wasting ur brain like dis |
bin gbabo, ur name is synonymous with baboon. So u ar a baboon |
bin gbab, ur name is synonymous with baboon. So u ar a baboon |
I hear tho |
Osama10: Is this for real?sure |
jojo u ar a bush rat |
My frend u ar stupid! Is dis a joke or some kind of sh*t |
This gal don turn Russian by force
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bunmioguns: @amimadyes sir |
bunmioguns: |
dopeJemi: dis thread shud be buried in MALItanx bro |
easy: squareheadedmeaning ![]() |
searching everywhere for the so called thng named joke |
When NIGERIANS loot money, they keep it in SWISS BANKS; When they're sick-They go to INDIA or GERMANY;When they want to invest looted Fund... AMERICA; When they want to buy Mansions - LONDON/CANADA. They go to DUBAI for shopping and PARIS for holidays. When they want to repent - ISREAL OR SAUDI ARABIA. But when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA. I beg, help me ask them; NIGERIA na CEMETERY? |
mattsteve: front page pls...u shlda seen d look on my face b4 i burst into lafta.it shall be well with u |
? Mtswwww
