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In madness we trust

U triedt small @poster




Vote for me as the next secretary general of PROJAN

Even for my dream I no fit do dis not to talk of reality





Vote for me as the next secretary general of PROJAN

No wahala VP
Don't 4get to vote for me as d next secretary General

lol MR president

On point our VP

Vote for me as the next sec. General

Larride all the way

*votes for larride immediately


Vote Mormoni for Secretary General PROJAN

My vote goes to jojo Armani



Vote for me as the next secretary genaral of PROJAN

jojo armani vs Vicky for VP PROJAN

I still remain d only aspirant or rather candidate for the seat of secretary general

UP PROJAN

In madness we trust

odizzy: pls dnt leave a broda behind!!!! Wia is she, my joystick vry alart

u are free to join bro....

*points at her

larride: See those two ripe mangos, i want to drink mango **running after lolaabokuko unclad with my joystick so erect**

Life is GOOD

Madness i Hail

*joins d chase immediately

Nice one tho

I am Mormoni general secretary PROJAN

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atleast I have d brain to copy

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larride: grabs his arms and cut his joystick with my machete.

starts playing with d joystick nd leaves d eggs for larride

Sh*t! Wat a bleep

Acidosis: Cult group? ? ?

*run out of thread like a m*d man*

oshe!
*blocks his way

Heads for his joystick immediately

larride:



True talk my fellow

VOTE FOR ME AS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF PROJAN.

no wahala my fellow....u nd bunmi will settle things

larride: thanks for the eggs, running after okada man

on point fellow mad man

delight101: wch one u talk all mouth and no action complain alot bt empty veesel :Pwch one u talk all mouth and no action complain alot bt empty veesel

oshe! U must be epileptic

try reading it 5 times

sutoboy: na fowl eggs?

or Bin gbagbo Eggs?

figure it out for urself

That awkward moment when u were trying hard to push a pull door.

Drop urs

sutoboy: no comment

suto is mad

*gives larride the eggs

*starts chasing dogs

larride: LARRIDE, THE ANGEL AND OVRIKPO

After Sunday service, i returned home, find some food to eat and then slept off. I had a dream. I was with an Angel discussing some issues about LIFE. then i saw OVRIKPO coming our way, the ANGEL stopped him and the following conversation ensued

ANGEL: WELCOME
OVRIKPO: YES, THANK YOU
ANGEL: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
OVRIKPO: WHY YOU WAN KNOW?
ANGEL: I'M THE ANGEL THAT GUIDE THE GATE OF HEAVEN
OVRIKPO: AND SO? ABEG I WAN ENTER
ANGEL: BEFORE YOU GO, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
OVRIKPO: NA WETIN?
ANGEL: IF YOU ARE GIVEN $500MILLION AND 40MORE YEARS TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND ENTER HELL FIRE, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
OVRIKPO: CHOI WEY THE MONEY, I GO COLLECT THE MONEY, THEN I GO HIRE ALL THE FIRE FIGHTER AND FIRE BRIGADER FOR WARRI MAKE DEM COME QUENCH HELL FIRE










THE ANGEL FELL INTO COMA

nice one

Don't ever look down on madness, only the mad people knw d gr8 joy in madness

*sights a car nd shouts at it*

U will never understand me until u join us here on NL

*slaps one man on okada*


Madness I hail

nothing dey shake us!!!

We are too strong for any useless crew.


I am Mormoni (General secretary)

larride: Wetin u know about madness?

Madness if a way of LIFE, LIFE is GOOD with Madness
In Madness we TRUST

Madness all the way

Good larride! We must get dis coward today

larride: Here is the machete, I will have his joystick, me wan eat meat.

thank u larride...I must play game with his joystick today..

Dnt worry larride I will give u d eggs

sutoboy: tell her, let her knw that u re all crazy in there

dats prestige boi

sutoboy: oh i see


u think say mad man no dey fear death?

i pity you!

calls out for a machete from larride