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Jojo Armani: nice one. Me likey.Thank u Lord for allowing me to view dis thread.

hahaahah on point our VP

"an 1hour ago" plss I need to see ur English teacher.....dis is serious!!!!

This ebamma or wat ever no go ever post better thing

*cries for him in Igbo

bin gbagbo: u are welcome my lord, but the name is now BG. . ..

I know very well MR Bin Gbagbo alias BG


*tries to show my madness

slimchi2k2: @mormoni
okay sir

*smiles*

slimchi2k2: funny

tanx bro


Plss dnt 4get to vote for me as secretary general of projan when d time comes.....


Once again a big tanx

na wa oo! Bin u triedt smaaaalll

More grease to ur elbows

Larride u must pay oo.....u suppose show example

Vicky abeg no too dey vex, remember u ar a Politician

PretiEbony: Nice one

thank u beauty

~vicky~:
not funny
mtcheew

bad belle

lolz.... Thank u all especially Mr bin gbagbo for dat reward

Larride bad oooo... I pity bunmioguns

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you."
"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."
"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you."
"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny.
"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'."


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hottprince: Once d votes for sec general for PROJAN bgins u shal hav our votes

I am most grateful

Bazza is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Bazza his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Bazza always takes the nickel.

One day, after Bazza takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Bazza, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Bazza grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

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Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," says his mom, "Of course not."

After Little Johnny runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his friend, "It's OK, we can keep playing!"


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Chidi comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"

"What do you mean, Chidi? Is it shaped like a peanut?"

"No," says Chidi, "It's salty."


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Chidi's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.

Chidi says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."


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A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating."

The teacher says, "No, I said, 'fascinate.'"

Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life."

The teacher again says, "No, the word is fascinate."

ChidI yells from the back of the room, "My mom has such big boobies that she can only 'fasten eight' of the 10 buttons on her shirt."


VOTE FOR ME AS THE NEXT PROJAN SECRETARY GENERAL

VICKY AND BOOQEE

Vicky and booqee walk past a flower shop and see booqee's boyfriend buying flowers. Booqee sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."

Vicky says, "Don't you have a vase?"


LARRIDE AND BUNMIOGUNS

Larride finds an old bottle in his garden. He uncorks it and a genie emerges.

"As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," says the genie, "But, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy Bunmioguns shall receive twice over."

"Let's see. My first wish is to live in a 10-story luxury mansion." The genie claps his hands, and suddenly the larride small bungalow transforms into a beautiful house. He looks over to see Bunmioguns, his most hated enemy and next door neighbor, standing in the doorway of his new 20-story mansion.

"Now I want 50 of the most beautiful women imaginable," says larride. Larride's wish is granted, but he is annoyed to see Bunmioguns surrounded by a harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive.

"For my final wish," says larride, "I want to lose a testicle."

Don't forget to vote for me as Sec gen


*leaves thread without notice

I think I will prefer to be d poster....the father of all animals

I think I will prefer to be d poster....(he father of all animals

I think I will prefer to be d poster.

I neva knew u were like dis Homar... U don fall my hands aswear.... Very dry!! Someone shuld pls wet dis thread even with saliva abeg its too dry.

Secretary general of da critics and also candidate for secretary general of the great PROJAN

PretiEbony: Dats cool. Erm...i think we can work together . So i take the office of a treasurer . Vote Pretiebony for PROJAN treasurer

correecctt!! U no get problem

larride: Kissing and licking those sweet mango's

LIFE IS GOOD

buhhahhahahahhahaahahahahahaha

I don dey madt ooo

Jojo Armani: dont worry u will get my vote.

tanx VP

Jojo Armani: thank u pretty and mormoni.

u ar welcome fellow

*smiles nd farts silently

hottprince: den I hereby pronounce u as d actin sec general of DA CRITICS.
positions left Treasurer n P.R.O

thank u Mr President


I pledge my loyalty



Vote for me as the next PROJAN sec gen

bin gbagbo: next time pray before you open a thread

tell him abeg

I always go for d post of secretary general be it in projan or in dis thread....

I love critics

nice one MR president





Madness forever