₦airaland Forum

Hmmmm. Am in d Local Govt right now.

fuckerholic:
Yes I so much believe but who will give them ? See these women don't think about anyother thing than to marry rich hubby and start pushing out children..they don't have future other than to give birth..they don't have orientation not to talk of reorientation even the ones on nairaland here ranting can't even dream big and know that that is a missing field no woman have delved in and at such will be very rewarding for any woman that ventures into giving seminars,lectures,teachings and orientation.Disorientation is the order of the day to them..they are simply brainless even the so called learned ones among them..I have spoken

hmmmmmm ur signature baaaaaaad. I like that too nd many men does. Nd dats anoda problem to relationship.

deebrain:
as well as deliverance.

That is why the population of those without a man in their lives keep increasing.

Today many of them eyes go dey tear. They can snatch another woman's guy if one is not careful.

thats called ojukokoro

Xynthialuvy:
yea,u re right.

ar u one?

dseries:
Morndew, wil d gal nt buy groundnut oil 2 fry the stew or is she goin 2 boil it, n wunt she put sait and onion in the food?. Pls increase the moni 2 #600 instead of #500. Or in case of miscellaneous if d guy nid 2 buy raincoat, jst increase d moni 2 #700

it is assumed those things ar already in d ause.

madjune:
The part- you play jamz on your phone. Lol.

What if NEPA take light and phone battery red?

That na "look look" val.

lol, you must have planned na.

kraftsta:
Nice one bro...buh u forgot to share d moni make some remain for cond*m naa

it is believed that the dude already have cond*ms or they dnt need it.

darepoju:
nice right up bro..
I like d idea. ..

but wait o... if una use the whole #500 take chop u no go give her transportation fare?... abi na treck she go waka u back house..?

nice observation bro. It is believed that the lady does not leave far.

vision2050:
Op, you study Econs? see how he manage #500. You be arsene Wenger partner.

Op did some elective economics courses while in sch.

yuzjet:
For sure.

But u still don't want to agree that OP is talking from experience!

well if you say so.

bukatyne:
Married

ok. God bless ur union.

bukatyne:
The thought that counts and I rather laugh on okada than cry in RAV 4

So love and cherish a loving atmosphere

wow, ar u hooked?

yuzjet:
Abegiiii..... This OP is talking from experience joor! Like u can't get it.....

the Op think about issues alot hence his wonderful breakdown for broke guys. Mind you, a guy broke today might not be tomoro.

bukatyne:
@OP:

Nice one..

They can try buying N100 oranges and squeezing the juice in a cup

Fry yam & make sauce with fresh pepper and onions

Look for a nice outdoor place and play music.,x

ya baby bt can u be happy with this also?

yuzjet:
The topic sounds great!

@OP.... U've been doing dis in ages, don't tell me u're only broke dis Val season?

Anyway, thumb up..... Love the broken analysis.

But get your rubber ready just in case something will happen after u both finishes eating the rice.

#ThatsMoreImportant.....

#HappyValebration!

lol. The op is not broke to that level. Just want to let ppl know they can enjoy val also even if they are broke.

Princecalm:
and how many of them do we have nowadays

thats true sha. Our ladies ar not helping matters.

Princecalm:
Well, not all girls will be happy with that as they will be expecting gifts.

a good nd understanding lady will know that tomorow matters.

emmyrichie:
Must one celebrate val? is it by force?

hmmm. Some ladies feel negleted if u dnt show dem love that day.

lomprico:
I dont know why in this part of the world its the guy that runs around for valentine If u go to the west, both the guys n ladies all shop for their loved ones for val gifts, (and na dem bring val come here o) but here in naija na the guy sole priority to buy gifts or do something. Shm.

many women in Nigeria need reorientation.

Though Valentine day was not intended for romantic relationships, but over the years lovers have hijacked it as a day of celebrating their love for one another and it seems it will forever remain so.

On valentine day, many people expects gifts from their lovers and maybe for the guy to take them out. (this is a Nigerian mentality though, as many western and developed nations have surpassed this ”na man suppose take woman out” attitude). But due to the harsh economic condition and youth unemployment, valentine is sometimes not enjoyed by the poor and low income earners

Here are ways to go about the valentine day if u don’t have money or broke.

On that day, try to do something no matter how small. On that day, clean your house in a new way possibly, some romantic arrangement with your lover’s pix or pix of both of you together, hanged/pasted in diferent places in your room.

Lets assume you have 500 Naira with you, you can buy meat #200, two cups of rice, where i stay its #50 per cup, tin tomatoes and fresh one #90 and maggi #10 amounting to 400. Ask her to boil rice make stew with those foodstuffs that day. Allow her wear one of your T-shirts while she do the cooking then buy soft drinks with the remaining #100.

Enjoy the meal together with laughter, teasing, and feeding of each other. Please compliment her cooking.

If you are opportuned to have a tv/dvd watch some romantic movies or play music, If you don’t have, play some party jamz with your phone so both of you can dancefor some hours and thereafter play some heart touching cool music (blues) like:
Forever – Paul Play
I swear – boyz to men
I swear – westlife
Don’t brake ma heart – Banky W
Because you loved me – Celine Dion.

After the music, sit together on your bed, look into her eyes, hold her hands and let her know how your world have not remained the same since you met her, how you wish to see her grow old with you, how you cherish every moment you spend with her, that she owns your heart alone. Let her know that tomorrow will be better than today, that you will pay her patience and love with hardwork to give both of you a better future. Let her know its not by mr. Bigg’s, shoprite, Tantalizers etc, but by what you truly feel down your heart and soul.

Retire to your bed late at night and spend the night the way you wish.

Happy Val in advance friends.

Source: https://enlightennigeriablog./2015/02/13/how-to-celebrate-val-with-your-lover-if-you-are-broke/

All of u consoling this gal dnt even bother to check her profile. This same gal that told us she is a gay. So u expect the guy to marry a gay abi?
You did not tel this forum how you have been cheating on him.
Serves tou right. As for the suicide pls do thay quickly. Nonsense.

Euckybaby:
hmmmmm

why hmmmmmm

Euckybaby:
What?

He shud look for shoes nd go.

A man that had no shoe and Nigerians gave him a mandate. But today he cares no more abt us. Our sisters are kidnapped, our brothers are killed, corruption is as high as dollar price, our democracy now suffers epilepsy. And many half brains insult an acomplished old man for saying the truth.
I try daily to reasons to vote this directionless man bt i cant find any. Pls all those shouting GEJ till 2029 nd supporting GEJ i like to challenge any of them to a debate to tell me why i shud vote Jonathan.
Am seriously waiting. Mods, Seun take Note.

perry2020:
I so love this story.i hate cheats

Hi, my mail still begs for ur attention.

God ar u seeing all these? And many who support all this stupidity frm this drunkard claim they worship God. To be sincere GEJ is a total failure.

beetruth:
Someone listed 17 you disclaim 2 and ask for proof or stfu?
Typical APC response
Have you been to his house on bourdillon for you to know otherwise? Or just hear to defend what you actually know nothing about.
A word of prayer for you- may God run your life the way LASG has been run for these years along with the way GMB ran this country before and the way he plans to run it again. Amen.
Wish people should learn to speak the truth at all times and not speak for these polithieves in anyway.. May God who sees the heart the heart of all Man give us his preffered chioce

amen and Amen. I rather be lagos than this present Nigeria. I also prefer a corruption free govt where koro, fayose, ffk and other psychiatric patients hold my life to ransome.

kate3:
If God want to bless a people, He give them a good leader like Goodluck Ebele Jonathan but if God want to punish a people he give them a bad leader like Buhari. I know that God will not punish Nigeria. Buhari must fail.

jonathan a good leader? Even doh u know nothing you can help urself theres still time.

Adamo84:
He loves us and that's why God has raised somebody who is not perfect but better and far better than the shoeless, clueless and drunken fisherman to replace him come General March 4Buhari. Yes, We can!

Yes we can.

God, pls if u love me nd my unborn children, give this man a chance.

Bridgetown:
We want stay dey break melon. Man suppose fit buy fanta na.

hw much is fanta? Dat u cant afford.

goofyone:
Following. We here dey look for val too

Then do the needful drop your details