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pikins...what your grandfather did to Nigeria.no gud ooo.but I will not curse you sa.



judgement belongs to God

ishiamu:
They will soon label it a paid crowd watch out,

Sai Gej

Long live the president

rented as usual

u sure this is crowd abi river?



if true is crowd


Then GMB is Nigeria President

we are still going to Vote him



oooooooohhhhbi!!!!




Vote Buhari/Osinbajo

ECSpee:
Is that your respective age in brackets?

yes ma

SIMPLE MATHEMATICS
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we buy petrol for N97 per litre. Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other things being equal, what is the expected price of petrol per litre?
Jonathan: N87.
Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: Buhari what is d answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so our change formular is: If N119 changed to N49, then N97 will CHANGE to N27.
Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE.

liar

Today 19th of January is our Birthday.Nairalander please say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US



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how that con tey become news?



who no go impress before






GEJ till Febuhari 14th jare

I will never allow that.... but my wife responsible for all our expenses for our introduction cos nothing on me then








bride price must be paid by the groom. while dowry is paid by the bride in india and China

I trust my people..those small people wey u even see there are the one who never see The Nigeria President before....hiss!!!!

ikun njo'gede....ikun nredi

Op u omitted ...Luther King's College Ileogbo.Osun state



















pls adjust

op please show us the diffirent btw Fedral and State universities oo

helinues:
Will be 31 by June.. though Nigerians find it hard to tell their real age but as for me, no big deal.. If you asked my age to insult, go ahead. it is still part of learning.

31 or 13?



please correct the figure if it's a mistake ooo

owu iya gbon........show me her money please

wise7:
creative,but fifa no go gri make dm play ball ontop da tin

bro they called it pitch not stadium...ok

frontpage pls

MuguliciousMUGU:
Dear Dele Momodu,

do you know that USA is a developed country where they don't lack anything atall, so even the old can rule and still make some changes, but NIGERIA is still a developing country, we are still behind that is why we need a young leader, i mean a young leader, who would bring development and changes to nigeria, we need young intelligent brains and not old illiterate brains, that way nigeria can compete with USA by 2020.

Tank U

yours faithfully,
mugulicious MUGU




meanwhile GEJ TILL 2019... Young and handsome brilliant leader...

mugun is really your read name...I think I see the mugunarism in you

nurey:
I don't know much about that nissan quest, the first generation has one sliding door while the second generation has two and very beautiful but a first hand review has been given on this forum and the car was voted as ok.

me too like the car because its beautiful

My younger brother...he sponsored me tru out my University and I remember I promised him to do more than what he did for me ..but he never wait to enjoy the sweetest of this earth.


I lost him on Esther day in 2006



''iku doro''
Rest in peace Aburo.....I see him in my dream at least 4 times in a week

nurey:
Give us your budget and or model years you are looking at, but as I am looking at it, toyota sienna will win hands down.
I also use a toyota sienna 2000 model, I will be back with first hand review later.

bro what about Nissa quest 2000 model?

in my home town Ileogbo


we call it 'parandindin'.

OBJ to Femi Fani-Kayode:

"Femi (FFK) is my boy, give him food anytime, he will sing a different song"- OBJ

Hamed Makaffi.......after 4years as kaduna state Governor





aye gbogbo yin o ni da!!!

stop spending on ladies

My encounter with Adebimpe the facebook Girl By Onihaxy

I totally disagree



whre are the hausa presenters

SAME problem I had during my wedding in 2012 .Thank God I have friends that forced me to dance in a funny and hard way...I was drunk and I was not ashamed of anything .I just dey jump like frog .