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*WHO IS A PARENT?*
Well, I will answer the above question using the noun *PARENT*

1. P – A parent is a *PRIEST:* You should ensure the family altar is alive and also show your kids the path to God.

2. A – A parent is *AVAILABLE:* Jesse Jackson said, “Your children need your presence more than your presents”. In other words, they want your company more than what you provide for them.

3. R – A parent is a *REFERENCE:* Be the primary source of information and advice for your children, as such, you must always interact with them.

4. E – A parent is an *EXAMPLE:* Some time ago, someone told me how a parent called the school the child was, to ask if someone can be allowed to write the examination for the daughter. The truth is that the parent who made that call is not a good example. Tomorrow that child will also engage in cheating and cutting corners to make it in life. Moreover, be conscious of how you behave in their presence, what you wear, the way you drive and the kind of music you listen and dance to including the television programmes you watch. Remember action speaks louder than words.

5. N – A parent is *NEUTRAL:* Don’t show favouritism amongst your children as it will lead to jealousy and unhealthy rivalry.

6. T – A parent is a *TRAINER:* The Bible says in Proverbs 22:6 as follows, ‘Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old, he will not depart from it”. The training starts when they are still children not teenagers. As such stop the procrastination and begin to train them now.

So parents, it is my heart's desire that this information will enable us to become better parents as we put them into practice.

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*Emeka's Sugar mummy is someone else's wife, Emeka bought her flowers � and she repackaged and gave them to her husband, who, pretending to take them to the office, repackaged and gave them to his girlfriend.*

*His girlfriend is Emeka's fiancé...*

*The fiancé finally repacked and gave them to Emeka.*

*Emeka is now holding the flowers he bought himself and saying, "this looks familiar..." �*

*Well,*

*1. In physics it is called "Circular motion" �*

*2. In Philosophy it is called "Karma" ��*

*3. In Chemistry it is called "Chain Reaction"*

*4. In Computer science it is called "Looping" �*

*5. In Life it is called "what goes round always comes round" �*

*6. In the place of worship it is called "Back to sender"*

*7. In Psychology it is called "Familiar Spirit" �*

*8. And in Nigeria it is called "Inside Life".*

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���Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1��� "And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died,�� my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth these signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily... thou art not thy boo's boo, thou art a side chick." Verse 2... ����"Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed." Verse 3: "Behold babe, I stand at thy door of your hostel and knock, if u hear my voice and open thy door, I will come in and eat with you, dine with you and share thy gifts I have for you."�� Verse 4: ���"Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for any girl for peace I will grant to him." Verse 5: ��"Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14�� that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever does not make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 months assignment."...����� �‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️

Dear CORONA VIRUS,
I want to beg you in the name of Allah, please don't listen to the empty boasts of our Nigeria leaders. Our leaders don't know what they are saying. How can they say they are ready and prepared for you?
Abeg Sir, na lie, na slip of tongue. Just yesterday they said they have voted N680m to prepare for you, just imagine!! How much is that?
Sir, Look at how your Younger brother, Lassa Fever, is dealing with our people, your brother is already in 28 states of Nigeria unstoppable talk less of you.
Dear CORONA VIRUS, your birth place, China, with all her sophistications couldn't withstand your anger.
*China is overwhelmed,
*WHO is overwhelmed,
*Advanced countries are scared,
*Nigeria is boasting.
(Snails do not attend a meeting of Animals with horns).
Please in the name of God ������, don't come here, we can't handle you, we don't have the money, we don't have any hospital, no Power, we don't even have hand gloves and nose masks, our Doctors are afraid of you.
Our Government is joking.

Thank you sir,
God bless you.

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I almost fainted… I begin to wonder who gave birth to me….
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I have Never Seen A Bride Or Groom Going To Urinate On Thier Wedding Day, Abi Dem Dey Wear Pampers?�

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Heartbreak � is wen you see your boyfriend who promised to buy you an iphone8 Dancing at a Roadshow to win a Tshirt�������

Igbo's love money, we agreed. Hausa love cow, accepted. Calabar love sex, no wahala. Yoruba loves what please?

*Yesterday in the church our pastor ask us to do something crazy to our God na so I go outside and off dey church generator na bad tin I do*

*Word of exhortation*
Always be proud of who you are, and not ashamed of how someone else sees you. You can't please everyone, and you can't make everyone like you.

*Word of exhortation*
Always be proud of who you are, and not ashamed of how someone else sees you. You can't please everyone, and you can't make everyone like you.

*SEVEN DANGEROUS PEOPLE IN AN ORGANISATION YOU NEED TO KNOW AND HANDLE THEM WITH WISDOM AND  KNOWLEDGE*:


As a Leader, beware that at one stage or the other in your church, business or association, you will find yourself dealing with the following groups of people. If you don't have wisdom to deal with them, your position and efforts are in danger.


1. *THOMAS GROUP* -They walk with you but they don't really believe in you. Though God can use you in front of them, they are not easily moved they take time to believe in you. These people can delay your vision and they are also not aware they are also delaying themselves. It's a struggle and a burden to lead people who don't believe in you.


2. *JUDAS  GROUP*- They walk with you but they have issues with you when God begins to bless you. They are not happy when things of great value are given to you. In short they are jealous of your success. When elevation comes they will say we are poor in the work place but the Boss is driving a BMW 5 series but we have people that are struggling financially in this workplace. They want you to drive a probox which will make them happy. They have serious issues if your life becomes better and better. They talk as if you don't  care about the poor. Hear these Leaders,  anyone  who is jealous about your prosperity in your workplace tomorrow he will betray you. 


3. *ABSALOM  GROUP*- You give them opportunity to teach or lead and he begins to see himself as the Leader of the place, he believes he can teach and lead better than you. When he leads, he leads to prove a point that he is better than you,  he won't even mention you in his conversation. He works behind you to steal the hearts of people so that people will follow him. He will make people to feel they are neglected in your position. He will tell people he is there for them to help them anytime they need help. This one he is in competition with you , he believes he can be a better Leader than you . Tomorrow trust me he will split your followers. 


4. *KORAH  GROUP*- This one will challenge your authority, he believes you are at the same level with everyone and he has issues when others give honor to you. He will say you are honoring this man too much. He has issues when you give instructions, he is rebellious and dangerous because he sees you as someone who is at the same level with him. He believes everyone is professional and everyone is educated so what is so special about you . 


5. *HAM  GROUP*- This one he will expose your unclothedness, the day you find yourself in a shameful act, He will tell everybody your weaknesses and he will be happy to expose your disaster . 


6. *GEHAZI  GROUP*-He is with you but he will be collecting money from behind your back. He takes advantage that he is close to the Leader and use that to collect things from people. He borrows money from people and he does not pay them back. He goes to people to ask for financial assistance and make people feel you are not taking good care of him as he serves in the house. 


7. *DEOTREPHES GROUP*- This one is too dangerous, he is famous in the workplace/group/association, he has power and influence and has a voice amongst the people. He speaks malicious words behind your back . He is poisonous, he can come with stories that can totally destroy your image as a Leader. He can come up with serious lies that cause people to leave your group. He will come with stories that you are using their money , you are sleeping with women and using charms to sustain your position. His stories are very harmful and dangerous. 


Therefore I pray that God will give you to deal with all these, because,  no Leader can rise to higher level of his calling until all these have been dealt with in his environment.

DEAR CLASS MATES�
Some of us didn't further our education after secondary school some of us further to university some of us got married yet some of us are not married. Some of us are still struggling with life, some of us are already settled �.
Some of us are still finding it difficult to eat two square meals in a day. Some of us have traveled abroad. Some of us went back to village, some of us have seen real hell and still facing hell and some of us the last time we sat in a classroom was the last day we wrote our secondary school exams, in Short life is not cool to everyone.�
The fact that u are settled and doing well doesn't mean others are in the same page with u when ever u call or run into ur old classmate, let the conversation be simple!! That we are still alive should be a thing to celebrate ✌.
Stop making ur friends feel less valued because u are married, Engaged or done with school.
Life is filled with ups and downs.
Life can turnaround�
Never forget that you once had a best family in the ojike memories secondary School ,and eziachi secondary School of secondary School, remember how we all used to be.. remember who used to help you out in exam Hall..
Remember that most of the exams we wrote back then was not just about your intellectual effort but the collective efforts of your fellow classmates.
Just remember how we used to fight for each other and even answered present for each other in our absence in class.
What about how we helped one another during the compound work days?
This is the time you have to pay and show your classmates some love now that you are in a better position.
You can stretch your hands and be a blessing to your fellow classmates instead of mocking them simply because you're in a better position than them..
Life is not predictable.
Be Nice and stay alert and firm..
ONE Love ��

You dey follow shout "School na scam" but ordinary to fill teller for bank you dey sweat. You're busy writing Eleventeen thousand, one hundred and onety one. Better goan register for the coming Junior waec
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Bank will send u Message on ur Birthday day.... And still charge u #4.00.... It's their Birthday? �����

I don tire for all this Yoruba women sef.......Naso I wan go visit someone for toll gate at Ibadan. On my way going, I felt so tasty then I saw a woman selling Zobo! I asked
her in English if its cold? I notice that the woman
does not understand English . Nah so I come ask her in Yoruba ( in Ibadan accent) "Mama, soboyin tutu?" Nah so d woman reply," Ori e lo buru, OBO IYARE LOMA GBONA IWO OMO RADARADA YI, Plz shey nah abuse I abuse d woman�