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When you start behaving like NEPA in your relationship, don't blame your partner for getting a standby generator oh.

A wise Christian husband who knows that his wife was created in the image of God does not tell his wife that she is becoming fat.

He says the image of God is Increasing.

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4get electric shock
�nothin shocks more dan touchin ur pocket nd can't feel ur phone afta comin down frm public trnsport ��

An elephant and a dog became pregnant at the same time. Three months down the line, the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six months later, the dog was pregnant again, and nine months on it gave birth to another dozen puppies. The pattern continued.

On the eighteenth month the dog approached the elephant questioning, "Are you sure that you are pregnant? We became pregnant on the same date. I have given birth three times to a dozen puppies and they are now grown to become big dogs, yet you are still pregnant. What's going on?"

The elephant replied, "There is something I want you to understand. What I am carrying is not a puppy but an elephant. I only give birth to one in two years. When my baby hits the ground, the earth feels it. When my baby crosses the road, human beings stop and watch in admiration, what I carry draws attention. So what I'm carrying is mighty and great."

Don't lose faith when you see others receive answers to their prayers in what seems like record time.

Don't be envious of others' testimony. If you haven't received your own blessings, don't despair. Say to yourself "My time is coming, and when it hits the surface of the earth, people shall yield in admiration."

Do not compare your journey to anyone else’s

Pray oh!
So that one prophet will not start telling you that your Glory is tied down in India and before you can use it he must travel there to go and bring it for you.
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There is no other way to keep yourself from being cheated by the Devil than to personally know God for yourself.

stanliwise:
Truth is apart from company like Andela, NIIT and some few company, many coding company are out there to chop your money abd teach you programming skill that would be useless to you after you have learnt it.

To learn true programming, you need good money and should apply in quality tech school like udemy and so. It's a difficult process without money.

thanks but udemy is online because I've download the application and they are selling anything u want to learn there

luc26:
World on fire season 1.

Is the series very interesting I've download it and still yet to watch it

please where can I learn to become a web developer in Lagos weekend classes please I don't really have much but I'm planning to change my career if u have any suggestions please let me know or WhatsApp me on 08086843386

please where can I learn to become a web developer in Lagos
weekend classes
please I don't really have much but I'm planning to change my career
if u have any suggestions please let me know
or WhatsApp me on 08086843386

*Do you know that in some African families there's a cooking pot which older than all the children in the house*

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emergingstars:
Single, searching, Muslim living in Lagos. Someone is searching for you

can we talk on WhatsApp

still available
WhatsApp me or call to negotiate

Phayteprecious1:
Mine was also around 6 this morning

why what the reason

Phayteprecious1:
Good morning, please o #35 was deducted from my glo line 3times this morning when I was trying to send an SMS. I called customer care, only to be told it's Xiaomi service center that deducted the money for iMessage palava(I don't even know) and they will continuously deducting #35 except I flash my phone. Please have anyone experience such?
Gptech,Grandmufti, Fibonacci2526 etc..... you guys should help me abeg

I thought I was the only one it also happens to me this morning around to 6 this morning
why
35 was deducted from my account 3 times

pls I still haven't gotten the MIUI 11 on my Redmi 7 or is my phone not listed to receive the update

still available for serious buyer

still available

Toma2:
Whats the storage and ram size

1gb with 16gb rom

Afoolala:
If u r willing to sell av name my price,am still going o resell

for which one out of the phone

Afoolala:
20k

too small I'm selling with the accessories

My fellow man!!!
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If your girlfriend breaks up ur heart, abeg don't curse her, she might be my future wife
Pity me and my children
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*IN UK*

_*SON:*_ Mum, someone gave me chocolates today in School.
_*MUM:*_ Waooo, l hope you say thank you ?
_*SON:*_ Yes mum.���

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*USA*

_*SON:*_ Mum, my friends sister gave me chocolates today in School.
_*MUM:*_ Waaaooooo that is good I hope you say thank you?
_*SON:*_ Yes mum. ����

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*IN NIGERIA*

_*SON:*_ Mummy, someone gave me chocolate today in School.
_*Mummy screams:*_ Haaaaaaaaaa Jeeeeeeeesu !!! Mokuuuu oooo omo yi ti pami o. When? Who ? Where ? How? [slaps] how many times [slaps again] did i tell you not to [slaps] collect something from strangers. Now go and drink Anointing oil and drink omi iyasimimo take sanctified water, to wash it down. Awon Ebi baba e lo ma ko ba. Oni jeku je omo ale. Egbon baba e lo fi jo.
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If an African say "I'm going to call you back in 5 minutes" my friend go and sleep.

Instead of joining cult
Why not join the military
You will carry Gun legally
Bad boys will fear you and
Your parents will be proud of you
And at the end of the month
You will collect salary...
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Your shoe is nice!!!
America: Thank you
British: I appreciate
Nigeria: Na 35k I buy am for Shoprite.����

U slept in the same bed with ur friend and in the dream u saw him/her chasing u with
cutlass,,,while u are running fast for ur dear life,,,u suddenly woke up and u saw him/her looking at you... And the next thing that comes out from his/ her mouth is "for ur mind u sabi run"
what will u do??
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Afoolala:
25k

for which device

Afoolala:
Is it available

yes

All still available

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