Saving lives since 17Bc
Just shower
apply without drying the water
and thank me later!

Not new. We are Africans and also Nigerians know how to cope with any challenges.

I do the 3 together.

Here in Ibadan, the heat no be here!

To worsen the matter, IBEDC come dey use our light play ludo.

If you live in gated compound, sleep on top of a metallic tank..

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Not fair N not funny at all... I sweat furiously N get scared in wonder if it's abnormal for me... Lol

Odikwa risky

When you have Children and they cannot sleep at night and Nepa does not bring light after you have paid their exorbitant bills and you have to "run' Gen overnight ,you will understand why people people call this country a........

We still got hammaathan here

Terrible here... Over 41°c. Everything is hot, from bed to tile to shower.

It's cold here .

And to think that NEPA isn't helping at all at least the Ac would have be of help.

As for this Ox fan here, the heat even overpowered it, the thing will just be blowing hot air.

Las Las I sleep naked and on tiles. God help us

Its really awful...Rashes trying to set in

One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.

Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.


But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.

I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.

I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.

The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.

Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,

"I know my right!"

This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.

Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.

If your lawyer is shouting,

"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.

It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.

Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria.

I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.

That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.

I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.

I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.

I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.

Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.

If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.

Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.

Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.

Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.

Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.

Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.

Avoid people who talk too much.

Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.

Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.

Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.

Stop saying things like,

" Do you know who I am?"

"I no dey fear anybody!"

"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"

Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun

So hot when I sleep , I have nightmares

i bath 2-3 times in the night now, and it affects my sleep and that of the kids, especially now that my gen is faulty, at times i doze at work because of lack of sleep...last night i could not bear it i have to go meet my neighbor to connect my plug head to his gen...i cannot come and kill myself with pride..who pride epp? my wife was like dont stress them me i no want know...the guy complied and i slept soundly and even spent some time in the other room! hhahahahaahahaha

Heat? No heat here in Jos. Cold strong winds blowing.

In my Area light is 247, in fact, they don't take light i swear.


I no dey feel the heat at all

Make hell fire come
It can't be worse than this

Rechargeable mist fan and a good brand split unit can do wonders so me not feeling it..

Bbbwings:
Make hell fire come
It can't be worse than this

.....bro in ur widest imagination dont even think about hell or compare it...hell is forever and a total separation from God and his presence...abeg we no need that exaggeration

Not easy oooo.

I have resort to always wear gown or skirt with only panties for now.

No jeans till further notice.

scoundrel:
I sleep during the daytime in a pool of my sweat. When the environment is too hot I stay outside under shade or take a quick shower. The dry season is affecting NEPA too since they take and bring light every thirty or forty minute interval. To sit and watch a movie to take my mind away is futile because continuous electricity is never guaranteed.

No water to run the Dams I guess. It's not easy without electricity.

The heat is something else, is no just funny,
Pity people when Dey bleach or those that small , that one na double Wahala for death body

The worst part about my own case is I have a cough, I can't drink cold water to chill my biosystem. Person go wake up from sleep, e go be like say them pour am hot water. This heat is too much!

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It's almost driving me crazy.. Edo state is the worst

Thank God for AC.

mbahdi:
Always sliping naked on d floor.tiles or carpet.na him sure pass.sliping on bed dis season sud b added to 1001 ways to die after living in Nigeria.

Beds are super warm. Even sitting on Leather chairs is a big issue, very hot.