omoadeleye:
Tasha already paved way for this

dicksj93:
thats the only option to consider bro...declaring him dead and designing a funeral poster...

Elchappo:
Since he aint certified dead, there is nothing they can do for now...

But if u want to go round it, declare the man dead, make his funeral poster, then proceed to the court to get a letter of Administration.
With that u start the process provided his next of kin is around...

TonyeBarcanista:
for recession?

Snoggy: Please, how can I make men chase me?

Snoggy: Please, how can I make men chase me?

We did a small poll during one of
our extended lunch sessions-that
of asking who’s the “man of the
moment”. All we men came up
with various stories of our winning
over women. Some success stories
included approaching like a
gentleman, talking her into his
charms within minutes of meeting
and dropping compliments with
panache much before dropping
her home. But not one story was
about how they made those
gorgeous lasses chase them. And
the prettier sex agreed too: they
love it when their man is not so
easy to get and they have to chase
him. So we devised 10 simple ways
to make the ladies swoon and
follow us!

Make Your First Impression
Count

DO NOT fumble. The fact that most
guys act nervous on the very first
date itself kills the entire essence
of the purpose. There can be
nothing worse than not having to
say anything to each other the first
time you come across a woman.
Act confident and don’t say
anything stupid to show that you’re
braving a storm inside your head.
Let her take cues, guess answers to
your questions and call it a night
leaving her wanting to know more.

Be A Challenge

Instead of doing the hard work,
create situations where she has do
the chasing instead. Don’t be the
desperate, needy, and always-
eager-to-please guy. Come across
as a powerful guy, who has a lot
going on his life and wouldn’t go
after a woman. Instead, build the
mystery factor and draw them
towards you.

Ask The Right Questions

You are doomed forever if your
opening statement is “Do you have
a boyfriend”. Period. Women
generally think of us with a one-
track mind, and this is your chance
to prove them wrong. Never get
into silly questions or details.
Instead, ask her what’s her
equation with pets. Or what’s her
favourite genre of music and that
you could play the song once she
agrees.

Don’t Linger

Too much of anything is bad. And
trust us, women don’t like men
hovering around them all the time
and “Baby’-ing them. Give them the
chance to yearn for you. Stay close,
but stay away. Let them come after
you when you make yourself
scarce. In other words, use
absence to make her heart grow
fonder.

Pay Attention To Small Details

Buying her a bouquet of roses
everyday or dropping
obvious compliments aren’t going
to earn you any brownie points.
Women are suckers for details. Tell
her how her dress reminded you
of your favourite love story writer,
or drop her a text about how she’s
in your thoughts even when you
are not around. She will definitely
come back for more of those.

Know Where To Draw The Line

You like her, she likes you back.
Next thing: You ask her out on a
date. And again. And again. Stop
doing that right away. Give her the
chance to miss you. If she asks you
out for dinner one night, play
around a bit. Tell her you are not
sure, you might have to check. Of
course, don’t keep refusing her
every time; else you might lose the
bird in hand. Figure out the real
way and you could be the real
boss!

Test Her

In an interview, the balance strikes
when both parties have doubts and
both their doubts are clarified. Do
not go on blurting out everything
about yourself without asking her a
single thing. Find out what her likes
and dislikes are, and whether she
fits the bill too or not. It’s crucial to
do so, as this gives women an
assurance that you are equally
interested to take matters forward.
Add a pinch of humour to the
questions and you are on the right
path, my friend!

Know The Difference Between
‘Cocky’ And ‘Funny’

If you can make a woman laugh,
she will be yours. And we don’t
doubt this fact one bit. But there’s
a huge difference between being
funny and being cocky. Don’t ever
try to demean her (especially in
front of others by trying to prove
how sarcastic you can be), or she
would never be yours. Crack her
up with good humour and that will
keep her thinking more about you.

Hold On To Your Cards

Transparency is good. But mystery
is better. At least in when it comes
to wooing women and let them
follow up on that front. Don’t be an
open book. Build some suspense
and create some mystery. These
are foolproof ways of creating
attraction-an attraction so strong
that she can’t resist chasing you.

Stop Chasing

There are only few ways that you
can be different. Don’t go chasing
her like any other guy out there.
Let her take the first step, for a
change. Use the above tips and
make sure you are not the one
standing outside her balcony every
night like Romeo. It’s time for
some role reversal, bro!

donphilopus:

Even if Brazil wins this game, Germany would deal with them at the Semi Finals!

The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) met at an undisclosed location in somewhere Kano, for a crucial meeting and have decided to call off her almost 5-month-old strike.

The chairman Dr Nasir Faggae while speaking after the meeting, enjoined all the students to go back to their various institutions, as lecture commences immediately. The chairman while thanking the lecturers for their anticipation through out the industrial action urges them to try as much as possible to resume lectures on monday, the 25th of November.

After the meeting, some of the VCs who spoke with our correspondents assured us that their lecturers are ready to go back to school.

The VC of Uniben later thanked everybody and urged the FG to try and do something in the educational sector, so as to avoid future occurence of strikes like this.

The chairman used this medium to beg the students to go back to their respective schools, as lecture commences on Monday.

After a crucial meeting held at Bayero University Kano (BUK) today, the National President of the Academic Staff Union of Universities, (ASUU) Dr. Nasir Fagge said the federal government and the union have finally reached a compromise and the strike has finally been called off sequel to the fact that their needs have been met by the federal government.

He urged students to go back to their various schools and start work, and also lamented that the lecturers should resume work too but they should not teach the students until Arsenal wins UEFA Champions League.

In his final statement, he said students should go and learn a trade or venture into farming. After all, farming is the main occupation of our fore-fathers; and leave ASUU and FG alone to continue their "SEASON FILM".

Banned by sexkillz in Politics for Going around a ban. Ban expires on 7:22pm On Jun 16, 2016

donphilopus: Buhari must be with us till the END of the race, it's TIME for changes, Thank God we've gotten all the neccessary THINGS for changes.

I'm an aficionado of APC, the nitty-gritty is that we must surely win the election come 2015, and we need a fabulous Government.

We amalgamated just to achieve a goal, and that goal must be achieved.

PDP would be hapless come 2015, provided we are not disenfranchised.

orelove4liff: Source? Am not surprised cos it is coming frm d North. Anoda form of bokoharamism. She married 11yrs ago and she is now 20? How old was she wen she got married,9?