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EducationRe: Complaint On Harrasment Of Students By The Dean Of Uniben Faculty Of Law by MosquitoLaps(m): 5:06pm On Feb 13, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol yes o!

Na the mumu man. I wonder why he made such a rule.[/color]
I guess Prof Atsegbua is helpless in reining him in.
I jus pity una wey dey d Faculty.
EducationRe: Complaint On Harrasment Of Students By The Dean Of Uniben Faculty Of Law by MosquitoLaps(m): 10:01am On Feb 13, 2016
So na dis man ban us from receiving lectures @ Law Faculty? huh Naijaboiy, iffa swear for pesin, e go affect pesin o.
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. White House Fun Facts by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:18am On Feb 13, 2016
OP, give us fun facts about Aso Rock. Wetin consyn Agbero wit overload? huh
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by MosquitoLaps(m): 10:39pm On Feb 12, 2016
Hi. I'm sorry to inform you that my team mate (Carlson 001) and I (representing UNIBEN) won't be available for the debate on Saturday. We're sorry for any inconvenience caused. Good evening.

Cc Naijaboiy Fynestboi
CareerRe: Is My Boss Forcing Me To Marry His Only Daughter? by MosquitoLaps(m): 1:56am On Feb 11, 2016
Op, you're not straight with us.
from your concluding statement, it shows that you are already in love with this girl, but you want us to believe the opposite.

For the records, I don't believe in this typical fictional Nollywood story you posted here.

if it is true, bros, my advice is this:

If u lyk, siddon dia mek pant dey wear u. grin
e consyn u.
EducationRe: Ten Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender 2016 by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:19pm On Feb 09, 2016
pretydiva:
Uniben should be on dat list. Dey resumed November last year. 1st semester exam begins dis month
Help me tell them o.
UNIBEN uses only nine months for an academic session. this current session ends in July.

Silly bloggers and their half baked stories.
EducationRe: Ten Universities With The Fastest Academic Calender 2016 by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:14pm On Feb 09, 2016
MadCow1:
Ofcourse UNIBEN will never be on any better list. angry angry angry


But if na list of University with the most Yahoo Boys, UNIBEN will top the chart.

List of Universities with the most Armed Robbers, UNIBEN.. The entire Ekosodin na Armed robbers den.

List of Universities with the most Witches and Wizards.. UNIBEN.. Na them dey host Witches & Wizard NUGA games every years.





Tufiakwa.. angry

If Alsatian Dog enter UNIBEN, e go graduate as Ekuke. angry


Quote me and say Nonsense and Benin Witches would use your destiny to play Ludo. angry
grin grin
Sharrap dia, mate!

We resumed before UNIZIK by two weeks. (7th November 2015)
And first semester exam starts on the 22nd of this month.
So where's the trash you're spewing spilling out from?
PoliticsRe: Niger Republic President Campaigns With Buhari's Photo by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:45am On Feb 09, 2016
mynd1:
Chai Wailers/Ipods no go like dis news.
God bless PMB
God bless Nigeria. grin
grin Wicked girl! But on a serious note, that doesn't guarantee victory at the polls na. How many of the populace knows who Buhari is? Quite the enlightened few.
PhonesRe: WhatsApp Increases Group Members To 256 Maximum by MosquitoLaps(m): 6:14pm On Feb 08, 2016
awesome99:
You should create another group for Duta nd Duta alone, it's great
God forbid!
RomanceRe: Naughty Usernames On Nairaland. by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:42pm On Feb 07, 2016
PhockPhockMan:
Your moniker naughtier.
bros, na ya own craze pas o. grin
RomanceRe: Naughty Usernames On Nairaland. by MosquitoLaps(m): 1:54am On Feb 07, 2016
grin you lots forget my moniker. Phockphockman and Born2fuck are the naughtiest. grin
PhonesRe: WhatsApp Increases Group Members To 256 Maximum by MosquitoLaps(m): 5:41pm On Feb 06, 2016
lildrop:
I no kuku dey use whatsapp bfr









I still dey enjoy my 2go grin
grin grin
when u wan upgrade na?

On a serious note, group chats become annoying when some idiot goes ahead to add that insane robot. called duta.

My Infinix battery drains faster than Insane Bolt.
Foreign AffairsRe: Anti-islamic Bills By US Create "Environment Of Panic" by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:00pm On Feb 03, 2016
madridguy:
Trouble sleep yanga go wake am... American ain't know anything, Middle east people cannot live outside their soil, you scattered their homes just for your own interest now you must amend your law to suit them.
Even with your analogy, you know it's not possible.
The West have been accommodating enough to allow non-Christians to live and work within their borders.
Agitating for a change in national laws to suit those of the immigrants means an erosion in historic tradition and values of the hosts.
The supreme laws of the United kingdom of Great Britain were crafted based on their unique national feelings.

Immigrant agitation, vis-a-vis sharia law is ultimately a recourse to ideological and religious colonialism.

I stand with the Americans on this one.
Foreign AffairsRe: What Eritrea’s Polygamy Hoax Tells Us About The State Of African News Media by MosquitoLaps(m): 6:16pm On Feb 03, 2016
So you mean to tell me that the Standard Newspaper is owned by the Standard Group? huh
Close down the newspaper already.
Dishing out fake stories all about the continent is a shame to journalism.

But wait o, I secretly wished that the Eritrean story was true sha. grin
Who no like beta tin?
Abi Lalasticlala, how u see d mata? grin
Foreign AffairsRe: The Demonization Of Vladimir Putin by MosquitoLaps(m): 6:05pm On Feb 03, 2016
I tell you. That guy's craze is of a special breed. you can even see Appleyard and NairaMinted caught in the mix. grin Wait until Missy89 sees this. grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: The Demonization Of Vladimir Putin by MosquitoLaps(m): 6:04pm On Feb 03, 2016
I tell you. That guy's craze is of a special breed. you can even see Appleyard and NairaMinted caught in the mix.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Seekers, Take A cue From Lionel Messi by MosquitoLaps(m): 6:29pm On Jan 31, 2016
Space booked. grin
PoliticsRe: New Electricity Tariff: Buhari May Face 1st Labour Showdown As NLC,TUC Spit Fire by MosquitoLaps(m): 1:49pm On Jan 30, 2016
Let them keep spitting fire where were they when plans were made to increase tariffs? Now now dia eye open? yeye people.
PhonesRe: Have You Seen The World's Most Useless Phone? Say Hello To Nophone by MosquitoLaps(m): 5:49pm On Jan 24, 2016
wetin I go waste my money for, no bi on top dis yeye fone.
PoliticsRe: Channels TV: EU Reacts To Pro-biafra Group Secession Agitation by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:56am On Jan 21, 2016
This jobless OEAS people again?
Una no go rest? huh

See ehn, after all the agitations, y'all will come together--From the North to the South--and we'll look for ways to make Nigeria great.

For now, continue misbehaving.
E go soon clear for una eye sey na regionalism better pas secession.
PoliticsRe: Shooting Of Unarmed & Peaceful IPOB Protesters Caught On Camera! by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:48am On Jan 21, 2016
Op, well done o. No pictures, you want me to click on a link abi? huh God is watching you in 3D.
Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Hit By Financial Crises, Slashes Salaries Of Fighters by MosquitoLaps(m): 9:02pm On Jan 20, 2016
EgusiSoup:
why are you feeling guilty conscience, cos i'm did not mention any name. undecided
Are you afraid of mentioning names?
Don't hide behind that mantra of "I did not mention names"
We all know who you're referring to.
Just hold off. Respect that office abeg.
Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Hit By Financial Crises, Slashes Salaries Of Fighters by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:14pm On Jan 20, 2016
EgusiSoup:
but a the burukutu burantashi goro chewing drunk dullard pampers wearing cow globe trotting fulani senile dullard still wouldn't want to release Nnamdi Kanu and Obasanjo from the PDP hot network of juvenile deliquencious rationale. huh
No offence, mate, but for your mind now, u don talk something abi?

Its interesting how you use such adjectives to the leader of YOUR national Army.
Very pitiful.
Foreign AffairsRe: "Muslim Women Must Learn English Or Be Deported" - British PM. by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:52pm On Jan 19, 2016
Really? Are we really going to entertain this foolishness? huh
Foreign AffairsRe: "Muslim Women Must Learn English Or Be Deported" - British PM. by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:43pm On Jan 19, 2016
tunshe:
Islamophobia!

It could have been better stated that all immigrants must learn English.

Whether they learn English or not, a devilish mind will always heed to the call of Devils.

It has nothing to do with Islam, perhaps he meant Arabs.

Statement like this isn't different from that of Donald trump,hence, UK government has no justification debating on his stance.

Ignorance,intolerance and religious sentiments are the symptoms of those who judge the action of a few on a multitude.

Islam is peace, it takes objectivity to accept.
It also takes objectivity to see that Islam is evil.
Bros, if u no get wetin to talk, park well abeg.

We're tired of hearing same old crap.
RomanceRe: The Difference Between Men And Women ( Hilarious Photos) by MosquitoLaps(m): 11:49pm On Jan 10, 2016
EOOJ:
dont mind some of these gals jare... Most of dat stuff are so unecessary. Dem just dey form wetin i no know o cheesy
grin grin
I jus taya
RomanceRe: The Difference Between Men And Women ( Hilarious Photos) by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:00pm On Jan 10, 2016
grin grin grin
so damn true!
especially on the bathroom aspect.
the only things you'll find in my bathroom are my shore, powder, cream, hair cream... and that's it.

I went to sleep over at a female course mate's place, and boy, what I saw ehn!
and she told me she needs to buy more!
PoliticsRe: FG To Remove State Of Origin by MosquitoLaps(m): 3:37pm On Jan 10, 2016
Great news. I've been an advocate for this for a long time. But does the removal of state of orijin really make us one? Most times , I think tribalism is deeply rooted in our ethnic nationalities.
PhonesRe: Hacker Reveals How To Extract Pin Of A Smartphone From Any Selfie. by MosquitoLaps(m): 3:28pm On Jan 10, 2016
Wait o, for the guy mind, hin don talk something o. what's with the rambling when I barely understood what he was saying? by the way, who uses Iris as a security code in Nigeria? No bi pattern and password we dey use? huh How u wan use hack am by eye laser Printer?
PoliticsRe: What You Don't Know About The Legendary ALABUKUN POWDER And Its Maker by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:38pm On Jan 09, 2016
As far back as 1918!?

Na wah o.
And I didn't see it in the market in 1919 when I wanted to treat malaria. grin grin grin

Mods, please, move this topic to the right section, please.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Blast Di'ja For Her Choice Of Outfit To Glo CAF Award Last Night(pic) by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:32pm On Jan 08, 2016
The thing wrong with Nigerian youths today is lack of focus, and the effect of unemployment.
Because, I just wonder how Dija's outfit to an event puts food on their table.

I mean, you lots should just focus on improving your lives and the well being of this country, and leave the celebrities to do their thing!
Haba! Is it because Dija doesn't bash fans?

Jobless peeps looking for cheap attempts at fame.
Mtcheeew.
EducationRe: You Won't Believe What This Student Wrote On Her Exam Paper (hilarious) by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:29pm On Jan 08, 2016
If I were the marker or examiner ehn! In fact, lemme not say the kinda mark I'll give to this student

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