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Don't ask me, and don't ask google. Ask Retardeen Jonathan. Maybe he's a CAN fisherman. My guess!

What took them soooo long!?

These ones are yet underground-underdogs pastors. Them way still faaaaarrr! Them never even start to waka sef. Make them come Lagos where market dey flow. Awon Ole!

YES! I also see them dropping outa UCL!

*2face's voice* I say no be small tin oh!

Babangida Muazu Aliyu, you've done a good thing by providing alternatives to the riders but why your big-opolo eyes come dey chook like this na! So #350,000 is a subsidised price? That is a very FAT LIE SIR! You want to use the sweating of the masses for 2015 campaigns abi? Why not sell it @ #250,000 if you truly want to help the people?

No! It's photoshoped. 2nd to comment. WOW!!!

victorazy: Most u joke with everything in life?
If u don't hav anything to say u jst walk away!
I wonder if na Satan giv una mama bele!
No wonder people die mysteriously in Nig because we dnt knw what they've passed through the air "internet"

hey pls shut the Bleep up there! Is it only in Nigeria that people die mysteriously? E be like say you no get sense at all sef? Shey here resemble RCCG camp wey una go dey disturb us with fake sermons everyday? Not even on Sundays? Awon bigots oshiii!? But if na other religious group do am now una go don troll the thread with abuses and curses. Devil hammer una and the MOG

Messi no score this freekick more!

Valto: any live streaming link of this match?

kindly ask google.

YoungGame: mosquito abeg help me tell them o0...btw, wey your brother tse tse fly?

don't mistake me for a quito bro, I'm a NET. Ahhhh madrid suppose don score more goals oh! Wetin dey sup na?

man smith: WHAT KIND OF HEADLINE IS THIS

abeg help me ask dem oh!

OP and Mod una don high abi? Scores na 1-0 na up madrid! CR7

pDude: Why is this on the front page

ask google. And today aint even sunday yet.

See how dat gyal to*to* don swell up finish abi she dey pump am ni?

yuzedo: I remember being approached by a decent looking teenager for N200. He claimed he had misplaced his poor mother's money and looked so morose. Initially wanted to give him the money but decided to prod further. Asked how he lost it, etc. Offered to help beg his mom. He refused vehemently, claiming he had lost so much money recently she promised to disown him if he made that mistake again. By now i suspected the little tramp (i played far worse tricks growing up).. Eventually i asked him to fess up and he "confessed" he used the money to play video game. I looked at this obviously misguided kid and felt i owed it to society to try and rescue him before he became a full-blown thief. He seemed like he came from a decent-enough home. (Mind you, this story is extremely abridged, encounter lasted more than an hour)

Threatened him with death if he dared run ( i was hoping he'd run, i wouldn't have chased and killed him as i threatened), but the young lad wasn't even hardened. I asked he take me to his house and he was begging and crying, promising to turn a new leaf. I didn't budge.

On getting to their "modest" one-bedroom apartment (modest is an overstatement) i met his lovely mother, real beautiful woman you know money woulda fit her. She wondered who the f*ck i was. Explained myself, and the situation. The poor woman was just tired of life. Apparently the boy was doing so badly in school, his siblings were doing very well. He was a complete failure. Herself and husband, both poor teachers were doing every extra possible to provide for them, and their first son was being a damn f00l. His older sisters were mad at him. Revealing all the lies he had fed me and more. I promised to follow up on him for which the mom was very grateful and thankful that i'd take it upon myself to try and correct a lost boy... I mean, it is the entire community that raises a man, not just the parents as is the practice nowadays right?

..Fast forward a year later, i met him on the road and this new man comes to greet me confidently. Ask how he's doing, how's school, etc. He replies great great! Wanted to tip him but decided against it. nevertheless i was proud that my "snitching" had at least saved a soul...

Fast-forward another six months, i was with my girlfriend in the car and parked in an open place only to see this same motherf*cker begging the life out of someone who's car had broken down and was battling with overheating at 8pm, telling the man that he was stranded and needed N50 to get him to Ojota, the man said no problem i will drop you there when i fix my car.. The boy was angry, begging as if it was his entitlement, lying those same old lies he hasn't even bothered to polish after two years. He couldn't see me but i was following the whole scene very well up to the point he trudged off in righteous anger and disappointment.
..... I gave up on humanity that day. Person wey go useless go useless.

So sorry for the long post, here's a potato for all your troubles: 0

your own long pass di OP own sef

Nicey man. Me a fi gwan be a fadda someday too

We go beat dem 2-1 for their house with ronaldo scoring 1 and higuin 1 I don't know will score for barca. Viva Madrid

Omo this story long oh! @OP can you start again from here please!

CFCfan: LMAO . Tonto don suffer for NL.
It's impossible for a lady to have a 'toto' and a d*ick. However, one side effect of heavy steroid use by women is that there will be rapid increase in the size of the c.lit.

guy it's obvious you are a LEANER so you mean say you neva see that before? you dey fall my hand oh!

ladykilllar: You harsh ooo lol

I bet she/he got a toto and d*ick (I no mean tonto dickeh oh )join together. The day wey I saw dat kind tin enh, I nearly jet out of fear oh!

Stepehen Keshi should make sure this p*ussy/d*ck motherf*ckin b*itch joins our eagles squad. I swear she go bench Emenike

MsDarkSkin: LMAO@ niggabitch
and second DUH!!!!!!!!!

nigga what?

This niggabitch must be a f*uckin she*male

@Atiku. Make you come donate only 10000000 for me make I take package tins hold body.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Does the VC live on campus?! If yes, you and the other students should go to his house, vandalise his borehole and overhead tank, then kidnap his wife!! [/quote]lol omo see advice, all hail the Okijia alua continua

iv4fb: Its packaging now? Please let's not blame the prostitutes then

no mind dem! Dem no get di message. Pastor sef na packaging tins

M

Eeeeyaaaa *sad*

leffects: RCCG Open Heavens Devotion Monday 25 February 2013 EVANGELISM: WHAT PACKAGING? by Pastor E. A. Adeboye


MEMORISE: The woman saith unto him, Sir, give me this water, that I thirst not; neither come hither to draw. John 4:15
READ: John 4:7-15
BIBLE IN ONE YEAR: 1 Kings 5-8
Action point: The Gospel eradicates lines of enmity. Lead someone at war with you to Christ.

In today's bible reading, we see that our Lord Jesus Christ while sitting by a well asked for water from a woman that came by the well to draw some water. In other words, Jesus asked her for a favour. He used this approach to start a conversation with her. The lesson here is that although there are several approaches in evangelising, there is a right approach for each person that can easily deliver the message and win that soul to Christ. This requires you to be led of the Holy Spirit in order to know the right approach for everyone you meet. -

In addition, we see that even though the Samaritans and the Jews had no dealings with each other, the Lord Jesus broke the ice when it came to evangelism. John 3:16 says He came for the whole world and consequently He does not want any of His creatures to be lost. There are some Christians who have the opportunity to share the good news of the Gospel with certain unfriendly folks, but deliberately refuse to, because they prefer they died in sin and went to hell than hear the Gospel, become saved and go to Heaven. They are the brothers of Jonah! Don't forget that the Gospel should not only be preached to our friends and relations but also to our enemies. As far as the Gospel is concerned, there is no enemy other than Satan and his cohorts. Any enemy you preach to that yields to your message becomes your friend.

Moreover, we can also learn from the way Jesus packaged the salvation message. He made salvation so attractive that the one who had something with which to fetch water, soon began asking the One who had nothing to fetch water, to give her water. Jesus made her to know that there was superior water that could quench one's thirst permanently. On hearing this, she began to salivate. Many people fail to lead unbelievers to Christ because there is nothing attractive about the Gospel they are presenting to them. We need to ask the Holy Spirit to help us repackage the Gospel message in a way that it becomes irresistible to the hearers. On the other hand, in a bid to make the Gospel attractive, some people tell lies by saying: If you come to Christ, you will have no trouble, and you will have a smooth ride in life. It is not true! Problems will come but Jesus will help you to overcome. How attractive is that Gospel you preach?


http://earlydigest..com/2013/02/rccg-open-heavens-devotion-monday-25.html

WTF!

BlackPikiN: *Why we are moving traders to Katangowa, Lagos govt
*’Our Digital Village project’

BY UDEME CLEMENT

As a follow up to the story on the relocation of Ikeja Computer Village, our correspondent, during a visit to Katangowa Market, along Lagos-Abeokuta expressway, gathered that Katangowa is the proposed site where the Ikeja traders may be resettled.

In terms of size, Katangowa is bigger than the Computer Village, as the market covers about 26 hectares of land with most of the traders dealing in second-hand clothes. Katangowa shows a vivid picture of a disorganised setting. While the major entrance to the market from Lagos-Abeokuta expressway is almost taken over by street traders, a large portion of the market has been overtaken by refuse.
During the visit, some of the items seen on display in the market in large quantities were clothes, bags, shoes, curtains, belts and other textile materials. Also, many women and young girls were seen selling vegetable, fish, tomato, pepper and other food items in the market. While most of the dealers in textile materials operated in small shops, those trading in food items displayed their wares on the sidewalk thereby disrupting free flow of traffic around the market.

At the back of the market, which leads to Saint Peters Anglican Church, there were structures serving as residential homes.
Lagos State Commissioner for Physical Planning and Urban Development, Mr. Olutoyin Ayinde, said measures were being put in place by the state government to rehabilitate Katangowa and thus fast track the relocation of the Computer Villagers traders.


Computer Village, Ikeja, Lagos.
He told Sunday Vanguard: “To start with, the initiative to rebuild the Computer Village is in line with the policy of the state government to re-plan Ikeja. The place you have as Computer Village today was a residential zone in Ikeja and not built for commercial activities. But due to long years of military rule, we seem to have lost a sense of order and planning. Now the state government is working tirelessly to rebuild the place and put it in a better shape.

“Government discovered that the Computer Village is no longer conducive and started making efforts to move the traders operating there to Katangowa. On the other hand, Katangowa is not a virgin land. One part of Katangowa has residential structures, another has the market while the other part is the dump site. The issue of pre-qualifying bidding exercise was when the expression of interest from private investors was invited. The concept was to get investors to rebuild the Computer Village , not before relocating Katangowa to another place called Amikanle. Realistically, we must first go to Amikanle to build a new market and move the people from Katangowa there before rebuilding the Computer Village . This is the issue because it is not possible to start the project at Ikeja when the operators are still occupying that place.

“Also, there are vital issues involved in the Ikeja project that the government is taking into consideration, which makes people think that the project is foot-dragging. For instance, you must first go to Amikanle, to build a new market for traders at Katangowa to relocate to. After that, compensation must be paid to individuals who built structures in Katangowa Market, because you cannot just wake up over night to restructure a place, destroying investments that people put there without adequate compensation. For example, we had a case of the people in Oluwole Market in Lagos Island , where government followed due process and the owners of the place were resettled and also have a stake in the new development. So, when we evaluated all these, some of those who expressed interest initially during the pre-qualifying bidding could no longer cope. Beyond that, we do not want to put the project in the hands of incompetent investors who will abandon it half-way.

“The last time we visited Amikanle showed that the level of development there is so much and will not be wise to clear those buildings and put a market. Aside from that, the location may not be viable to move the market there. At present, we are looking at a new model of how all the activities can co-exist, for Katangowa to accommodate the existing traders, the dealers in computer and allied products from Computer Village and the residential area. From our experience, often times, people who claim to have funds to invest in mega projects do not usually have it at the time the projects are awarded. So, if government starts by putting something there to show commitment, genuine investors will be encouraged to come in. Already, the ministry has started the design of a Digital Village in Katangowa by the state government, which is estimated at about N500million.”

On if there are underlying interests within the ministry to handle Ikeja project, he said, “This is not a direct labour project, so there is nothing like personal interest. Financial challenge made some companies that expressed interest initially to back out, but we still have those who submitted their proposals with us. In order to select a credible firm with the required financial capability and technical-know-how to handle the project, we have engaged a Transaction Advisor, who will look at the request for proposals from bidders and give government expert advice on the best company to engage. So that the project, when finally awarded, will be well executed. The government is methodical in approach by following due process. This is what people should appreciate”.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/02/goodbye-to-ikeja-computer-village/

dat far place?