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[quote author=m.k.o2005]If truly you are a christian,see below what the Christ you follow is saying to you :
''But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;-Mathew 5:44
God bless us[/quote]Na upside-down den dey read dem bible lol!

JABOO55: MY EXPERIENCE IN DODAN BARRACKS OBALENDE WAS SWEET N MEMORABLE!BORN N RAISED IN D BARRACKS LIKE VECTOR WILL SAY. D BARRACKS CAN BE D UNITING FORCE OF NIGERIA IF WE CAN PICK FRM COEXISTENCE OF LIFE IN D BARRACKS.U CAN HARDLY PICK UP TRIBAL ACCENT IN D BARRACKS.MY BARRACK IS NMORE LIKE D CLEANEST AND BONNY CAMP (CANTONMENT)AS WELL.VERYBODY HAVE A COMMON TONGUE IN PRONOUNCIATION N ALL.D BARRACKS HAVE DIA OWN WAY OF LIFE DIFF FRM D OUTSIDE VICINITY.EVERBODY IS A BROTHERS KEEPER OUTSIDE D BARRACKS.A BARRACK CHILD HAVE D ATTRIBUTE OF A TOUGH SKIN,NO FEAR N ATTITUDE,U CANNOT TREATEN A BARRACK BOY BE U AREA BOY OR WARRI BOY.I RILI HAD FUN IN MY 18 YEARS IN D BARRACKS.A YORUBA BOY CLD NOT SPEAK HIS LANGUAGE EVEN IN A YORUBA TOWN SAME TO OTHERS INCLUDING ME.THERE WNT BE ENUFF TIME TO TELL D SWEET STORY AS IM ALERGIC TO TYPING ON MY BB PHONE.BUT MY MOST MEMORABLE EXPRIENCE IN D BARRACKS IS DURING D TIME OF GIDEON ORKAHS COUP,IT WAS LIVE IN OUR BARRACKS BECOS DATS WHERE D PRESIDENT RESIDES N ALSO WHERE FRCN IS AT.IT WAS A FREIGHTENED EXPERIENCE.WHEN ABACHA WAS PRESIDENT WE ALWAYS GATHER AT THE ENTRANCE OF STATE HOUSE TO BID FAREWELL TO HIM N HIS CONVOY.D GUY WILL JUST USE NEWSPAPER TO COVER HIS FACE COUPLED WIT HIS SINATURE GOGGLES.WHILE IBB WAS FREE MINDED AS HE WAVED BACK WEN WE BID HIM FAREWELL.THERE WAS A POINT HIS ESCORT WILL STOP N START SPRAYING RA CASH FOR US(CHILDREN).MY EXPERIENCE AREAWSOME N MANY BUT WILL LIKE TO STOP HERE...

bros I share the same experience mhen! It was damn fun. Remember the basketball team 'Dodan Warriors'? In my time, we use play soccer on the road(called babangida road or abacha road) to state house and do other entertaining stuffs.

Donlouise: if u no grow up 4 barrack and u no smart 4get u no go smart again 4lyf.
I rep mczone. Marcathy police barracks onikan. Do guyz noe dat d famous vector d viper 1ce lived in marcathy police barracks.

yeah to all ma McZone bois I dey troway salute oh! VEC, JoeSlim, Henry, etc and all ma chicks I dey rep oh!

Marchathy is one of dem cool p.o barracks in lagos. Ijeh police barrack na hin dirty pass. If you enter warders barrack awolowo rd you vex comot cos e be like slum. Dodan barrack irep!

wasak: i be correct barrack boi o...i lived frm 0-15 years until popsman resigned...mehn it ws fun. even wen i went to a boarding ssec skul...i ws olways praying for sstrike or break so i go fit return hme go play wit my friend...'world scatter'....'police and thief'...@ ikeja military cantonment lagos.and aw kan i eva forget the bomblast of january 2002...mehn unforgettable xperiiience as me,my mama and sistas ran for our dia lives....it wasnt easy o...w@ of d women fighting?? leaking dia secrets...or d men wu go to mammy market to drink out their lives and start falling in d gutter...jus so many memories...i rly miss ol ma frnds tho...i also remember d wey we organise futbol competitions among oursleves and call it 'form'...blocks playing against themselves...no b small tin o...or dose barrack ashawo gals wey dey go do ashawo for outside??...w@ of dose times when a thief is caught and baptised wit general beating? naked them and parade them thru awt d barracks

Are you from Aluu barracks?

Ninilowo: CBQ···········Ikeja military cantonment all the way.
The place wey pidgin be lingua franca. Children ceremonial dress na kpata or boxer. Big girls dey come from dilapidated buildings con dey form for oshodi. Boys na real hustlers for maryland. Women too dey gossip like say tmoro no dey. Women main occupation na to sell roasted fish n fry garry in some cases. Na there u go see children bearing the names of days of d week such as Friday, Monday,etc. Na there I first hear say pipu dey bear Tuesday as name. Life for nite na anoda thing at Mami market where burukutu and suya de rein. After some cups of burukutu u go dey hear tory of First word war from d old sojas dem with different song. Better rifle dey, better suya dey,ogogoro dey, burukutu dey.

lol......so you never hear talk say pesin dey bear saturday?

Odunharry: I didn't stay in face-me-I-face-you but in the barracks for 17yrs, cheii..it almost as worse as slap-me-i-slap-u....
too many children in one room...

Child A and child B from different family go fight, e den turn to JTF vs BOKO Haram. Come see as dem dey trowey person from step go down. Na dia husband dey settle am, the next morning e go continue.

Trust some women,them get phd for gossiping.

How about time to bath? chai,you will see like 5 people at the bathroom at same time. Na barracks naa, nobody send anybody.

Paying nepa bill wasn't a big deal there.,kitchen too cos each room has a kitchen.

The most annoying one na when dem pour you either pepper water, fish and meat water or even zobo water wen you dey play ball for down..na water make dem use wash plate or cloth worse pass.

The children there are stubborn and wicked too o. when 4yr old pikin piss for your head you go know say though water na water, piss different from rain.

How about washing and drying of clothes, chai dat na something else..you just need to stand at the entrance of the barrack, you go ask weda here na laundry or barrack.

If you are a wicked and stingy person, barracks boys go show you something, if you send any pikin rice 100,beans 50 and 2meat, na dia your own finish o..na rice 60, beans 30 and 2 meat e go buy come or make him come lie say money loss. trust na, you no go fit do anything.

What about pipu make dey smell film and food..oh my God! some children na expert...e get one make dem dey call Wale, dat one dey smell film o from 2nd floor as you dey put the film the bobo don enta your house like rat.. the oda one Hassan chaii, as you dey put food for table him don enter.

it was fun and i can tell you i still miss my old pals..we have pipu from different religious and ethnic backgrounds. We mix and relate easily. we played all kind of play when we were young, we go to school together, house to house to eat during xmas and new year and dem must roger us b4 we leave(tax collector).lol.

once upon a time in dodan barracks('93 to '95, obalende, ikoyi, lagos. Omo no be small tin oh! You go see where pesin dressed to impress dey waka jejely behind dem blocks dem, before ein know e hear "praaaapapapashaaaaashooo" omo na shyte water dey flow come down from damaged sewage shyte carrier

Mhen I can't forget when IBB was still head of state, anytime baba dey come state house it always fun. Na so we go stay for side road dey cheerup! Dat time na #20 dey before #50(highest denomination). Dem dey throw us #20 and short bread biscuit. Those days sweet weller oh!

Paul John: Ronaldo is good,Messi is BETTER.. May you not be a Ronaldo in Messi's Generation... Claim it if you like

fvck MESSI

I be una papa, halamadrid

The entire style play of Ac Milan is pathetic. Another goaaaal!

Toktee: No bro, u got it wrong,valium 5 will make them sleep only tonight,2morow they will wakeup with left over,let them go on permanent journey

una eyes go clear if game change now this game highest na milan 1 barca 3. Who go win?

Chimerase: see wetin u wn write here "fvvck" if u try dt ordinary fuvvck muki nwa go change am

abeg make una go park for joke section, na big boys dey there.

WTF see goal

Kai! This game naa die walahi kwa

johnsluv: Pls can sumone send dat thrash video 2 me plsss...my bluetooth is on

fix your head up your @ss and see if it fits You and the video, with the artists

goldfish80: You got me rolling to hell dude

lol......roll on mhen!

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]Why london why not borno?[/quote]this is a dumb question











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abbeyty: ode,must must be blind then, how many pretty girl have you got in your entire village ? you guys can't just comment without tribal talk

don't mind dat dude, he's ibo

Lovely chick happy martial life!

The drunken fisherman is at it again! After pressure by stakeholders abi? I know, I know the clueless retardeen can't take decisions on his own. He's a coward!

KBEST3: Sai masu gida

sai masu kasa gabadaya

bethnals: Ko da me ka zo an fika

Allah kwa ko da oyel su kazo munfisu dan ubansu

anydek: It is good for APC, that PDP came up with this tactics to frustrate the merger, it will definitely give APC enough energy and time to come with something better than this.

they should change it to PPC (progressive people's congress).

Get the fu..ck outta here with that bullsh*it

[quote author=Ejiné]I beg to differ.
Infact, I think the turban made her look even more classy and African.

Think Erykah Badu.

Mmmmmmmh [/quote]abeg no mind all these nairaland okiri babes! They must see sumtin to discredit about in anytin their fellow ladies wear. Dem no go let we wey dem(celebrities)dressed to impress comment oh! Na so so gossip dem dey do here. Make dem post their mumu picture make we see nau! #EkpaBabes

One night stand on my mind puna*ni juice on ma mind pretty pu*ssy on ma mind chai girls girls girls, you got what I want!

Kamanda: You should be singing Mukaila Ajasin's "I'm wrong,I'm wrong.You know it"

wayrey Who be mukaila again? You think say I be local man like you I'm way too advance mehn

What about madam, widow, first lady, perm sec patience ebelebebo jonathandull? What has she won?

Congratulations! First to comment, dancing and singing michael jackson's bad *yeah u knw I'm baad, I'm baad, u knw me, u knw me 2x*

*Sawa sawa sawa le, sawa sawa sawa le, ashawo. Kporkpor kom, kom kom, kpamkolokpam*

Genni bwest small oh! See karen booby mehn. Imagining my di*ck in-between.

Manure una be fooooooooooOoooools oh!

abdulkayus: omo mehn, mikel na player

player wey no fit score, not even a penalty

Freecoco abeg you fit tear shirt but no pull bra oh! The oracle go vex and if e vex na hin be say rvp go score. Abi u wan act mojo ni