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HealthRe: Ekiti Government Speaks On Coronavirus In The State As American Man Dies by Moukandjo: 6:13am On Mar 19, 2020
CanadaOrBust:
That was actually India’s first case from Italy - it was not specified. I’ve now amended it. The rest are accurate.
But the point is, they had their first Italian case today, the very next day they banned flights from Italy.
NIGERIA WAITED 3 WEEKS!
India had her first case from China on January 30 (you cunningly keep saying January without the 30! wink)

South Africa had her first case after 9ja, March 5, yet instituted bans b4 9ja.

Just be honest, WE SHOULD HAVE INSTITUTED BANS LONG LONG AGO!!

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Italy reports 475 new coronavirus deaths in one day
Indias first case from Italy was specified, bro. You just needed to lie to drive home your point. grin
And don't mind me, bro.
January 30 = February, not January anymore. grin
You really need to apologize for lying, bro. grin
So if India "banned flights from Italy" the next day, how come a 3 year old baby came in with Corona virus almost 1 week after the supposed ban? Abi the flight wey the baby take sneak in?No need to force that lie, bro. They didn't "ban flight from Italy" the next day. grin
You also need to tell us how long it took India before it banned flights from the China that gave them their first case.

By the way, I dont understand why you mentioned Thailand banning flights from Italy that they haven't gotten as much cases from. That's the real cunning, bro. cheesy
You go like remind us how long it took Thailand also to ban flights from the China that gave them many of their cases?


South Africa instituted ban after they'd already discovered how many cases of Corona virus in their country? Remind me abeg grin
HealthRe: Ekiti Government Speaks On Coronavirus In The State As American Man Dies by Moukandjo: 4:06am On Mar 19, 2020
CanadaOrBust:
Actually the man is right.
Ok, let’s compare:

INDIA:
On 2 March, the Indian capital of New Delhi confirmed India’s first case, an Indian national who had returned from Italy.
On 3 March, India suspended all visas to nationals of Italy, as well as visa to foreign nationals who have travelled to Italy on or after February 1, 2020.

THAILAND:
On 4 March, Thailand declared that people travelling from Italy must be quarantined for 14 days after arriving, with no exceptions.

ROMANIA:
On 8 March, Romania declared that people travelling from Italy must be quarantined for 14 days after arriving on a connecting flight or by road, with no exceptions, and suspended flights from Italy from 9 March.

SLOVENIA:
10 March, Slovenia barred entry to foreign nationals travelling from Italy.

AUSTRIA:
On 10 March, Austria barred entry to foreign nationals travelling from Italy.

NIGERIA;
On 28 February 2020, Nigeria confirmed its first case, an Italian man who tested positive at Lagos University Teaching Hospital. He entered Nigeria from Milan on 25 February.
BUT NIGERIA DID NOT BAN TRAVEL FROM ANYWHERE UNTIL MARCH 18 2020!!!!!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH US??!!??!!??!!
Your first statement self na lie. No need to factcheck the rest.
Who told you India's first case was March 2, when they already had the virus as at January?
India already had the virus from China as at January. Tell us when they banned flights entirely from China....
And I don't understand the useless travel ban they imposed on Italians or foreign nationals who traveled to Italy when their own citizen can still bring in the virus from Italy just like the first case they got from Italy. A 3 year old Indian still brought in Corona virus from Italy to India as at March 7th sef.

By the way, as for the rest, when you're comparing, tell us the first case of Corona virus there & when they banned flights from all countries with high numbers of cases, not just from Italy. Don't just give us dates to suit your argument.

And I expected you to help the guy I quoted tell us the date South Africa banned flights everywhere & how many Corona virus cases they had then since you claim the guy is right.
HealthRe: Ekiti Government Speaks On Coronavirus In The State As American Man Dies by Moukandjo: 12:18am On Mar 19, 2020
Antichristus:
May the Buharis, family members of state governors, senators, et al be infected with the deadly coronavirus and wiped out of existence for not keeping the border closed when even the HIV-stricken South Africa has closed its borders to different countries including UK and USA.


Nigerians see your life...this is the guy you voted twice into power. Now, he's open the floodgates of death to visit you and your kindred.
You must be a pained GEJ/PDP sycophant.
Naso them dey take close border?
How many cases of Corona virus do you think South Africa has now & when did they shut their borders?
Because una too like mumu comparisons just to display your incurable 2015 & 2019 pain & insult your country.
HealthRe: Ekiti Government Speaks On Coronavirus In The State As American Man Dies by Moukandjo: 12:13am On Mar 19, 2020
SciLab:
Do you Nigerians want to know the truth?

This virus has been in Nigeria far earlier than it was reported.

Many undetected cases of the virus are currently roaming free in the populace.

It is not realistic to pretend that Nigeria has only 5 cases, there are more out there currently spreading the virus. Expect the case incidence to rise in few weeks.

Zimbabwe's president is very educated and lettered. They have not recorded a single case but they've proactively declared a state of emergency and shut their borders but Buhari was busy throwing gworo into his mouth as the number of cases grew from 1 to 5 and to unknown (x) with many potentially undetected cases out there.

That is the benefit of electing educated leaders, not certificateless cattle rearers. Illiteracy should be declared a crime against humanity.
Liar! Which border did Zimbabwe shut? Naso them dey take shut border?
You no need to lie just to downgrade Nigeria & insult Buhari. You pained Jonathan/PDP sycophants disgustingly lie too much.
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Ladies Attracted To Bad Boys? by Moukandjo: 1:31am On May 11, 2019
Cinderallagirl:
Good guys are boring and predictable, always saying I love you I love you, we want the one that will say Bittch am gonna fvck you and never call you again, because in our mind we want to feel we can make him fall in love with us, maybe we can make him change we thought , then he treat us bad but we stay, we continues to stay, it the way humans are wired we always want what we can't have, always reaching. And of course it doesn't help that badboys have this charisma about them. ( am just saying my mind oh, this isn't General, it just my personal opinion)
@bolded is damn wrong! It's actually the way dumb ladies with no iota of self respect are wired!
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Ladies Attracted To Bad Boys? by Moukandjo: 1:27am On May 11, 2019
jaxxy:
People just like abit of excitement and unpredictability. Treating a gal or guy good all the time can be counterproductive based on human reasoning they automatically take u for granted, a fool or naive. Alil bad treatment or spanking don’t hurt nobody. undecided

Atleast till they can actually appreciate the value of what u do.

I once treated a gal nicely she complained I’m too good, I told her I’m not as good as I’m acting and she accused me pretending and she wants to see the beast. So I tried to bring out the hulk bt he wudnt come out. Lol
Where & how do you people meet & even agree to date these dumb ladies with no self love & respect?
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Ladies Attracted To Bad Boys? by Moukandjo: 1:21am On May 11, 2019
deafeyez:
Sorry to say this but majority of the women all love the bad guys.

The bad guys approach women telling exactly what they need to hear.

Women love men that can keep conversation and that is what those bad boys are known for.

I once had a friend as such, you dare not leave your woman with this guy, he will f**k her.

Used his trick on a married women and they are all over him.

I used one of his trick on a new girl today and she can't take her eyes off me.

Almost all women love these bad guys who may not dress badly.

Its always natural.
If this is true, all those women are plain dunces! No dignity at all! Na them we dey call fish brain & truly a lot of them are like that!
Even if the so-called trick dey work for single ladies, what in the world will make a married woman fall for one nonsense trick & spread her legs wey no be say the boy fine like Usher Raymond con get Dangote combined? Once again, all those ladies he was able to get are plain dunces!
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Ladies Attracted To Bad Boys? by Moukandjo: 1:14am On May 11, 2019
olsome:
Go and marry virgin oooh!!! Do you want to marry a lady a bad guy has smashed all sorts of doggy style? a lady that does not pick your calls in the past, and now she is 30 years doing usher in church, and you are in a hurry to do traditional wedding with her... Are you a dumping ground? Get money and look for virgin abeg...

That's is why as a nice guy, make sure you marry virgin, else the ladies the bad guys have finished sleeping with, even aborting for, may now be the to-be wife you are running up and down for, looking for wedding hall and bride price.

We have virgins!!! Let the bad guys bleep as many girls they want, look for virgin so you won't feel cheated...
But a lot of guys dey form woke, claiming virginity doesn't matter! Something that should be the first criterion when looking for a wife even before you checkout the character or spirituality! Na them know sha!
PoliticsRe: Kate Ekechi Becomes First Black Female Mayor Of Enfield In UK by Moukandjo: 12:47am On May 11, 2019
LazyGold:
I am not Chest beating, he said Yoruba are local Mathematics champion and that's why I told him that a Yoruba student emerged the top Student in a Mathematic Exam in the World and was honoured by the British council just to let him know we are not local like he said.
You're seriously taking time to explain to plain mor0nic gorilla descendants whose heads & brains have been flattened from birth & you think they'll reason logically with you? Look at this picture below & tell me why you want to make sense to such extremely deluded plain mor0ns?
Let it rest, bro!

PoliticsRe: Kate Ekechi Becomes First Black Female Mayor Of Enfield In UK by Moukandjo: 12:20am On May 11, 2019
aribisala0:
The first black female mayor was Lydia Simmons

The first Nigerian female mayor was Lola Ayorinde 1999.

There was no noise because it is natural no biggie

Eboes and lies

Eboe founded the internet

Angelina Jolie shops in Onitsha market

Orji Uzor Kalu is so rich he banks with the World Bank
Bro, you dey mind our daft gorilla descendants who all they know is to beat their empty chests like the gorillas that they are?
SportsRe: Yaya Toure Has Retired From Football - Agent by Moukandjo: 12:14am On May 11, 2019
So all those Mourinho sycophants & other Guardiola haters that claim Guardiola didn't want Toure because he's black, so you no fit advice your clubs to go for the Toure immediately after Guardiola release am & he had to retire just a season after leaving City? Nawa o!
CelebritiesRe: Banky W And His Wife, Adesua Etomi In Paris by Moukandjo: 1:56pm On May 10, 2019
Naso them dey hug everyday. No fights at all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Eintracht Frankfurt: Europa League (1(4) - 1(3)) On 9th May 2019 by Moukandjo:
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ajax Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UCL Semi-Finals (2 - 3) On 8th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 11:37pm On May 08, 2019
Alcacer47:
epl team knocked out bundesliga's best team, epl team knocked out Dutch's best, epl team knocked out French Ligue's best as if that wasn't enough epl still knocked out your overrated la liga best team and ure here shamelessly spewing trash... I'd advise u eat humble pie cool cool cool
Let's give it to the EPL for this season! Man Utd for even comot Barca if only they took advantage of the good chances they had in the first 15 minutes at Camp Nou.
The Seria A was also always entering UCL semis & final until a certain tap-in merchant went there to depreciate the quality of the league. Now Seria A no fit enter semis again! The Seria A should be behind the Dutch league now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ajax Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UCL Semi-Finals (2 - 3) On 8th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 11:32pm On May 08, 2019
mvem:
..why do everyone just hate Liverpool winning it...why!!!...wetin Liverpool do you ...you must be a man utd fan...let the best team win that day
When them dey support you yesterday, you cry?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ajax Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UCL Semi-Finals (2 - 3) On 8th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 11:19pm On May 08, 2019
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Omo if Tottenham win UCL, Poch will definitely be the best coach in the world after spending nothing & going through important stages of their season without their best player while Klopp & Liverpool will be trolled so hard for failing to win yet another final after all the mouth, & na that one dey pain pass! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ajax Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UCL Semi-Finals (2 - 3) On 8th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 11:10pm On May 08, 2019
Onozboy:
Which home?? Are you from England
I tire o!
SportsRe: Liverpool Players Celebrated Barcelona Win Inside Their Dressing Room by Moukandjo: 1:49pm On May 08, 2019
AroleOduduwa2:
I’m Liverpool in out and I will never slander a player like Messi who is arguably the best ever to kick football. You wrote all those trash just so you can prove Ronaldo the tap in merchant is better than football genius, you were under your bed crying when the football god put your underwear rapist in his rightful place last week.
Bro, no mind the guy! Na wetin tire me for the sycophants of the tap-in merchant! Instead make them let Liverpool players enjoy their limelight, them dey involve the tap-in merchant who pikins don pursue comot for UCL since!
SportsRe: Liverpool Players Celebrated Barcelona Win Inside Their Dressing Room by Moukandjo: 1:47pm On May 08, 2019
Anagha123:
All this barca fans. Sorry for yesterday ooo. Please accept my condolence.
We're not too sad, man! We're just irritated that instead of celebrating the heroics of Origi, sycophants of a certain tap-in master who carried bad luck to Juve all in the name of "new challenge" are masturbating all over here & trying to make it seem he was part of Liverpool's victory yesterday! Give Liverpool players enjoy their limelight & leave the tap-in master who was sent packing by kids out of it.
SportsRe: Liverpool Players Celebrated Barcelona Win Inside Their Dressing Room by Moukandjo: 1:41pm On May 08, 2019
mixta140:
Maradondo did it in Mexico 86
Who told you he did it alone? You better quit that old misconception & checkout what the rest of that squad did! Naso them dey "single handedly" win team sports, ba?
SportsRe: Liverpool Players Celebrated Barcelona Win Inside Their Dressing Room by Moukandjo: 1:26pm On May 08, 2019
Anagha123:
Messi didn’t achieved anything with Argentina, actually his compatriot Maradona - the greatest Argentinian player ever, and maybe the greatest who ever played football alongside Pele, said that Messi is like a “teddy bear” and he never been so right about that.

I have never seen so hyped player like Messi, If Messi goes to play in Italy or England, he would never score more than 25 goals per season! Spanish league is so non-competitive and non-tactical!

If you say to me that Messi is the greatest, I would name at least 10 players who are or were better than him (RONALDINHO, ZIDANE, RONALDO NAZARIO DA LIMA, PELE, MARADONA, KAKA, ROBERTO BAGGIO, HENRY, PLATINI, CRUYFF).


RONALDO still remain the GOAT.
2014 world cup best player is over hyped but a certain tap-in master who ran away when it mattered most in the Euros finals like a chicken when men like Nani were dying for the team is not overrated, ba?
You c.ronaldo sycophants funny die! grin
PoliticsRe: Insecurity In North Worse Under Buhari — Northern Elders by Moukandjo: 1:19pm On May 08, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Sarcasm I believe.
What's the Sarcasm there? You don't know Ango Abdullahi & his gang are anti Buhari & pro PDP?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 1:13pm On May 08, 2019
Damfostopper:
say what you like...... Ur Messi can't reach Mr Champions League level...... you thump Manchester United out.....you gat ur payback yesterday
So you're blatantly agreeing you're a hypocrite for claiming "misery loves company"? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 1:46am On May 08, 2019
Damfostopper:
huja de puta da gringo ....



misery loves company
Don't be a hypocrite! "Misery loves company" is the only reason why a non-liverpool fan like you is celebrating the exit of Messi simply because your tap-in merchant has been bundled out!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 11:19pm On May 07, 2019
RealityShot:
it is not Barcelona.. It is MERCI that its fans keep comparing to CR7.
Is c.ronaldo in the finalhuh You suppose dey follow we Barca fans shame, instead, you dey carry your flop wey carry bad luck go Juve come here!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 11:02pm On May 07, 2019
Damfostopper:
where did the person you quoted mention C. Ronaldo..... Ohhhhhh yu just want to drag Mr. Champions League aka Ronaldo into ur misery.....


oh I forgot.... misery loves company..... focus on ur miserable pains and leave Ronaldo out of it.....


you dumb fvck
Mor0n, he doesn't need to mention the tap-in master directly; na the kind comments wey him mumu fans dey always make. It's easy to detect una!
Are you that angry I mentioned the tap-in master? As you dey scroll through this thread, you didn't see your fellow mor0ns mentioning the tap-in master who carried bad luck to Juve in a thread when people dey celebrate Liverpool's magichuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 10:55pm On May 07, 2019
Jokerman:
Congrats Barca fan for winning "penaldo went out before us" trophy..... grin grin
Messi & Barca were total flops just like they've been in the UCL after Pep left except in 2015 when Neymar also came to the party.
At least, we won't ever be hearing all those "Pep won the sextuplet simply because of Messi" crap again from Mourinho & c.ronaldo butt lickers!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 10:40pm On May 07, 2019
Koolking:
I still stand on my assertion, Messi can not play good football outside Spain hence his plan retirement in Spain to keep his fans drooling.

He has never been better outside Spain. Roma last season after leading 3:1, Liverpool this season after leading 3:0.

World cup tournament outside Spain, he's been an underdog.

G.O.A.T title by fanatic fans was used by Liverpool to make Asun. Who is the boss now, Origi
Sharap! Just carry your c.ronaldo sycophancy comot for here. We're celebrating Liverpool's historical comeback & you dey chook your flop here. Is he playing in the finals? Do you know the last time Juve were eliminated in the UCL quarter finals before he carried his bad luck there?
Messi flopped today, e no mean say make you carry all your past bitterness towards the guy come here.
By the way, Messi was best player in 2014 world cup & got to the finals. So quit that "he hasn't done anything outside Barca" crap.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 10:21pm On May 07, 2019
Jokerman:
Who cares?? I will score against eibar and getafe next week, and also bottle COPA America this year and my fans will expect me to win ballondor grin
I thought Pep was winning the sextuplet simply because he had Messihuh If I hear you sycophants of Mourinho & the tap-in master talk that thing again ehn?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 7:02pm On May 07, 2019
Beedude:
Pellegrini greater than pep? Now I know who am quoting. Enjoy urself, even David moyes and Gary Neville are better than pep
You dey mind that one?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Moukandjo: 6:58pm On May 07, 2019
OGHENAOGIE:
pelegrini is still greater than pep in man City...what pep has done Ferguson has done,same as wenger who went a whole season unbeaten with arsenal,conte won this league in his ist season...so wat so special In pep...he is a good coach one of the best in this generation like mourinho,kloop,ancelloti,zidane...the hype is unnecessary even zidane who conquered Europe thrice in succession wasn't hype like this...
My guy, Di Matteo is still greater than Mourinho in Chelsea! How you see am?

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