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Romance / Re: Should I Make A Move On My Best Friend ? by Moukandjo: 7:02am On Apr 06, 2019 |
mystiquerebirth:It's not about immaturity; it's about everyone on social media now trying to form one daft savage at the slightest opportunity because na savagery dey reign now. |
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo And Husband, Sunmbo, Returning Home With Their Baby by Moukandjo: 7:18pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
magicminister:For your mind, this nonsense for be news if them no attach "Wizkid's ex" to her name, ba? Who the hell knows her & her husband? 1 Like |
Education / Re: Poor Condition Of Hostels Of University Of Nigeria, UNN, Enugu Campus (Graphic) by Moukandjo: 9:39am On Apr 04, 2019 |
The last person wey get mind sh*t for this toilet na him I dey wonder o! |
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo And Her Husband, Sumbo In Maternity Photo by Moukandjo: 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2019 |
francmoda:It annoys you? If she no date Wizkid for her life, this nonsense for be news in the first place talk less of making front page? Whether they mention it or not, your brain don already automatically see her as Wizkid ex which na why you opened the thread in the first place. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Set To Marry by Moukandjo: 12:51pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
iamawara:I don't understand all these "keep your man away from snatchers" talk! Is a man a dunce that he doesn't know what he wants? If you're a good lady, any freaking man that can be snatched doesn't deserve you! |
Politics / Re: Tinubu At 67:tinubu Attends Match Between Ex-super Eagles Players & Team Tinubu by Moukandjo: 12:20pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
DeRay98:Where the "bullet" dey You wan disgrace yourself, abi? |
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo Welcomes Her First Child With Husband, Sumbo (Photos) by Moukandjo: 3:27pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Blacksavage:That's why I'm making virginity my first criterion when looking for a wife! After she pass that one, we can be looking at other important attributes. |
Agriculture / Re: Man Harvests A Very Big Cassava. Photos by Moukandjo: 11:46pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Ijaycool:Ijeoma, go & sin no more! |
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Affirms Fayemi’s Election, Dismisses Eleka, Pdp’s Appeal by Moukandjo: 3:27am On Mar 29, 2019 |
Excelboi:Oga, I love how you're looking for every means to make your self happy after the humiliation of Atiku & Obituary at the polls! Take heart! Don't delude yourself too much; APC will still retain Kano at the end of whatever court process even if a lot of APC supporters don't want APC in Kano too! Actually, the main concern of every major APC supporter is the defeat of the darlings of our deluded & daft gorilla descendants from the landlocked region: Fayose, Saraki & the shameless international thief, Atiku, & that has been achieved 100%! If you can upturn any of these cases in court, then you can think you've gotten one over APC! Any other thing is not too important! A lot of APC supporters for example, want Yahya Bello to lose despite him being in the APC, & that should tell you one thing! Now repeat after me: Sai Buhari!
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Politics / Re: Buhari Launches Pension Plan For Self-employed Nigerians by Moukandjo: 2:49am On Mar 29, 2019 |
EntreSalary:Fixed, bro! And for your question, they obviously are! |
Celebrities / Re: Precious Chikwendu On Barbara Nneka Onwuzuligbo Who Died After Cosmetic Surgery by Moukandjo: 2:36am On Mar 29, 2019 |
GavelSlam:Na the second babe from the right o! Me sef shock! Her bleaching even pass Bobrisky own! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Soldier Calls Out His Younger Brother And His Slay Mama Girlfriend by Moukandjo: 2:27am On Mar 29, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:That explains it all! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Soldier Calls Out His Younger Brother And His Slay Mama Girlfriend by Moukandjo: 2:16am On Mar 29, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:And 10k will be enough for a king's feast, ba? For your mind you dey do savage! Who be this? |
Politics / Re: Raymond Dokpesi Calls Buhari 'A Parasite' by Moukandjo: 11:53am On Mar 28, 2019 |
TwoBottles: Emeka Sylvanus, leave Buhari's end to him & tell us how your own end will be! |
Politics / Re: Raymond Dokpesi Calls Buhari 'A Parasite' by Moukandjo: 11:48am On Mar 28, 2019 |
Generalnomercy:Sifia pains till 2023! Take heart, boy.
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Education / Re: Stephanie Idolor Is A Scam—man Who Visited Success’ Mom Narrates What Happened by Moukandjo: 12:09am On Mar 28, 2019 |
ukeleh:You should already know by now that Nigerians are thrilled by crap! Now na one daft "ant" joke dey reign online! All another child might need to trend now is to crack the daft "ant" jokes & let it go viral, & you see Nigerians running around the child! No be this same country wey Nigerians dey hail one stowaway boy for trying to enter London through a plane's wheel well, wey be say Governors turn am to celeb dey follow am snap! I just weak for us mehn! |
Celebrities / Re: Nina Says She Wasn’t Initially Attracted To Miracle by Moukandjo: 1:22pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
francis5051:Can you get her? |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And His Plus-Sized Female Fan Do Doggy On Stage (Pics) by Moukandjo: 12:58pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
tohyorsih:Actually, any lady who isn't a virgin, wey no be say her only sexual experience na rape, is worthless! |
Business / Re: CBN Drops Interest Rates By 50bps To 13.50% by Moukandjo: 3:48pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Election gimmick! We will not fall for it! I am Obediently Atikulating! |
Romance / Re: "Big Joystick Is Life" — Busty Slay Queen Scientifically Explains Its Benefits by Moukandjo: 3:37am On Mar 26, 2019 |
IamD18: Oga mi! This is the truth! 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Debby: Lady goes missing after traveling to Abeokuta to meet Ayo, online friend by Moukandjo: 1:17am On Mar 26, 2019 |
chuksanambra:Shukudi, it's too late in the night to beat chests! So according to your logic, the greatest ibo man ever, Ojukwu, is a BASTARD for fleeing like a chicken out of the country, abandoning his pigs to die for nothing on the war front! Interesting! |
Romance / Re: He Had Sex With My Friend And I Did Same With His Friend Too by Moukandjo: 12:56am On Mar 26, 2019 |
Guys, abeg, make virginity your first criterion before other positive attributes when looking for a wife because you no know where these ladies don carry their honeypot reach o! No go dey form "woke" claiming the past doesn't matter! E matter die! With a virgin, you're almost 100% sure you're avoiding Okafor's law happening to you. You'll also be 100% sure you're avoiding a former community honeypot who's trying to reduce her oloshoism because of marriage or even a mor0n like this lady who can easily have revenge sex with your friend & e no go mean anything to am! |
Celebrities / Re: ‘Poor People Are The Most Ungrateful’ – KBK On Success And Her Parents by Moukandjo: 1:50pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
I no wan sound like say I dey hate but Naija too like to dey do things because e dey trend at that particular moment. We see children like this everyday around us who need whatever help they can get, but we no go gree! Na until e enter instagrant trend we go dey form philanthropist! Where all these people wey dey give a freaking 100 scholarships (& counting) to this girl dey when Aunt Landa, our God sent angel here in Nigeria, dey find these same people to help her cater to millions of other children like the success girl in need under her care? Anyways, make person shut up before some i-too-know say make I no tish anybody how to spend their money! 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Kwankwanso And Tambuwal Sabotaged Atiku?? by Moukandjo: 9:35am On Mar 25, 2019 |
Jarus:I swear, e dey pain me small! It doesn't have to be herd votes, honestly, but not that PDP (PDP o, wey we know wetin them don take SW eye see) go dey follow APC wey come get the entire 6 governors share equal votes. See ehn , if to say PDP get like 2 governors for SW, I swear, them for win the entire region landslide! Na gragra & incumbent power with small rigging wey APC take win marginally for here na! If na unknown party dey follow APC drag like that, we for understand say the "sophisticated" voters wan try something fresh, but not a PDP that we know wetin them don do this region in the past! Which kin dumb "sophisticated" voting be that? Abeg, I no wan hear say them sophisticated again! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Abia Election: APGA Chairman Asked To Resign Over Poor Performance by Moukandjo: 5:26am On Mar 25, 2019 |
YorubaBigot: Okwudili Livinus, my brother from Isiala Ngwa North, Israel, fact is PDP & other parties have actually shared the SW almost evenly since 1999 except Lagos where the demonic party haven't found a way to penetrate! In the SW, there's been AD (6 states), LP (1 state), ACN/APC (6 states) & PDP (5 states) as governors. A lot of other small parties like SDP, ADP, ADC etc don't win gubernatorial elections but they gather very huge number of voters in these elections in SW! Even as close as PDP is to APGA in the landlocked region, the gorilla descendants on the other hand will rather stick blindly to the PDP to the extent that they'd already massively voted for OBJ & PDP in 2003 before they even realized that their most revered Ojukwu, the flatheaded coward who was shot in the buttocks while abandoning his extremely gullible pigs in the warfront, was also on the ballot under APGA. Truth is in a presidential election, Atiku, Kwankwaso or even Ganduje contesting under the PDP will defeat a very revered Ojukwu in the SE if he contests under his APGA! Maybe in a Gubernatorial election only in Anambra or Imo, Ojukwu might defeat these northerners, but in a presidential election? Forget it! They'll defeat him mercilessly in the East! 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Abia Election: APGA Chairman Asked To Resign Over Poor Performance by Moukandjo: 3:58am On Mar 25, 2019 |
Amuocha:Even the presidency is gone because Atiku is going to the tribunal! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Kwankwanso And Tambuwal Sabotaged Atiku?? by Moukandjo: 12:55am On Mar 25, 2019 |
Jarus: If that's the case, they should stop claiming the "sophistication." They are not sophisticated in any way! They even come add short memories join! If they were "sophisticated" enough like they claim, they'll have known that even Okonjo-Iweala dey warn about impending & the inevitable hard times! Oil that used to be as high as $80/barrel months to Buhari's resumption went as low as $29/barrel within Buhari's first 6 months! How can "sophisticated" people expect prices to come down with such looming disaster & little reserves to reduce the effect? The "sophisticated" people are not sophisticated enough to know that just in December 2014, GDP was well over 5% but by May 2015, still under PDP, e don fall to just 2.35%! Wetin "sophisticated" people think say go be the effect? To the "sophisticated" people, their governors owing multiple months of Salaries under PDP & even PDP FG needing to borrow to pay salaries did not bring suffering but the Buhari wey bail their states out TWICE (without being obligated to do so) to pay salaries na him bring suffering! The Buhari wey dey build them railway, na him bring the "sophisticated" people suffering! The SW no even serious! If na by price of things, are "sophisticated" people who think a shameless international thief under the PDP not supposed to know that prices of everything increased drastically too when the same PDP assumed office in 1999? Even if you want to vote out Buhari, shey "sophisticated" people suppose go back to a party that has messed the region up for years? A party that denied them their allocation for years simply because they didn't like an opposition governor? Once again, what happened to voting the more intellectual Moghalu, Durotoye or Sowore if they are really "sophisticated"? Make them no worry, I just hope the numerous lovers of Buhari in the North give the SW APC presidential candidate the exact same slim margin of victory in the SW that the SW gave Buhari over Atiku & claim they're evenly sharing votes because they as northerners are sophisticated too & let me see how the SW APC candidate go take win the election when SE & SS vote massively against them! Nonsense! The should not claim any mumu sophistication again here mehn! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Kwankwanso And Tambuwal Sabotaged Atiku?? by Moukandjo: 7:01pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
saintandsinnerz:It's really not a problem, man! I will most likely even vote a northerner ahead of a Yoruba man in 2023 because a lot of SW seem not to have sense too. I don't understand what dumb "sophistication" the SW is claiming that will make the SW give a shameless international thief like Atiku the huge amount of votes that he got in the region even when the APC has their beloved son with the magical touch, Osinbajo, aka Starboy, on the ballot under another party! We dey claim say we get sense but I no just understand us sometimes! I mean, if the SW really want to claim sophistication, what happened to voting the more intellectual & youthful Moghalu, Sowore or Durotoye? Why did it have to be against a party under which the SW have all the powerful ministries as well as the infrastructure they're benefiting, in favour of a PDP who did almost nothing for the region in 16 years & even deliberately tried inflicting suffering on its people by seizing the allocation of a SW state for years simply because you don't like the opposition governor? I really don't understand! Truthfully, if we are to forget banter, the SE even tried for the APC than the SW considering the SE had almost no stake in the APC! Buhari got more votes than he expected from the SE & way less than he expected from the "sophisticated" SW! If no be say Buhari himself na bloc votes, the APC for lose this presidential election with a disgraceful margin! How can the SW be voting against their Starboy, Osinbajo IN HIS OWN POLLING UNIT? Nawa for my SW people, I swear! 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Kwankwanso And Tambuwal Sabotaged Atiku?? by Moukandjo: 2:27pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
olujastro:But you know say e get one particular set of people from a particular landlocked region you can classify as the dumbest ever that'll be the only ones in the south who would vote for a northern PDP candidate in 2023 even if PDP present Shekau against someone like Osinbajo? Make I give you hint: Na those same people wey be say just because they want to forcefully attach themselves to Israel, they'll delude themselves & tell you the equivalent of the Israeli prime minister's name, Netanyahu, in their language is Iwuanyanwu! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Tambuwal Survives, Narrowly Defeats APC In Sokoto by Moukandjo: 2:15pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
ChristianNorth:Atiku we know! Atiku is our next president! We will be Atikulating in 2023! |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Tambuwal Survives, Narrowly Defeats APC In Sokoto by Moukandjo: 2:15pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Tambuwal Survives, Narrowly Defeats APC In Sokoto by Moukandjo: 2:14pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
DAVEZONIGLTD:Since you know all these, why were you & the other PDP sycophants deluding yourselves in the first place that a thief or anyone else would unsit a whole Buhari? |
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