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Romance / Re: Should I Make A Move On My Best Friend ? by Moukandjo: 7:02am On Apr 06, 2019
mystiquerebirth:
It's sad knowing that premature persons with zero empathy are here. A fool is known when he opens his mouth.




It's not about immaturity; it's about everyone on social media now trying to form one daft savage at the slightest opportunity because na savagery dey reign now.
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo And Husband, Sunmbo, Returning Home With Their Baby by Moukandjo: 7:18pm On Apr 04, 2019
magicminister:
This is disrespectful
Referring to her as wizkid’s ex whilst she’s long move on from wizkid and settled down with her own family, doing something for herself without wizkid’s help is really really disrespectful.



We are all someone’s ex!




For your mind, this nonsense for be news if them no attach "Wizkid's ex" to her name, ba? Who the hell knows her & her husband?

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Education / Re: Poor Condition Of Hostels Of University Of Nigeria, UNN, Enugu Campus (Graphic) by Moukandjo: 9:39am On Apr 04, 2019
The last person wey get mind sh*t for this toilet na him I dey wonder o!
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo And Her Husband, Sumbo In Maternity Photo by Moukandjo: 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2019
francmoda:
Nice description!! It annoys me when i see "Wizkid" associated with her as a person.
It annoys you? If she no date Wizkid for her life, this nonsense for be news in the first place talk less of making front page? Whether they mention it or not, your brain don already automatically see her as Wizkid ex which na why you opened the thread in the first place.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Set To Marry by Moukandjo: 12:51pm On Apr 01, 2019
iamawara:
Better cover ur man babe. E-snatchers dey everywhere
I don't understand all these "keep your man away from snatchers" talk! Is a man a dunce that he doesn't know what he wants? If you're a good lady, any freaking man that can be snatched doesn't deserve you!
Politics / Re: Tinubu At 67:tinubu Attends Match Between Ex-super Eagles Players & Team Tinubu by Moukandjo: 12:20pm On Apr 01, 2019
DeRay98:

grin grin bullets
Where the "bullet" dey You wan disgrace yourself, abi?
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo Welcomes Her First Child With Husband, Sumbo (Photos) by Moukandjo: 3:27pm On Mar 31, 2019
Blacksavage:

Na chop i chop be the matter.
Abi u know weather dem dea hang ur future wife leg now..
Lol
That's why I'm making virginity my first criterion when looking for a wife! After she pass that one, we can be looking at other important attributes.
Agriculture / Re: Man Harvests A Very Big Cassava. Photos by Moukandjo: 11:46pm On Mar 29, 2019
Ijaycool:
Lol,
Lord purify my heart and ears...

I didn't know why I rushed with speed to this thread, I almost injured myself, then I understood cassava really meant cassava, like cassava, normal cassava as we use to know.


I need prayers.

Not today Satan, it's almost weekend.
Lord keep your daughter clean


Modified: I think someone misunderstood this comment, I wasn't rushing to see the 'big cassava' I was rushing to see the 'stupid man' who decided to show cassava... Someone DM-ed me, I replied, next thing in my mailbox is picture of a peniss, felt irritated and disrespected . Well I think that was a joke taken too far. I am not interested in that, thanks.
Ijeoma, go & sin no more!
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Affirms Fayemi’s Election, Dismisses Eleka, Pdp’s Appeal by Moukandjo: 3:27am On Mar 29, 2019
Excelboi:
We are not bothered with Ekiti. We dash APC that one. What we are after and we must get back is Kano state and we are not bargaining it for anything. Tribunal must boot out Ganduje with all force. The judgment go loud, them go hear am for outside world.

Meanwhile, Adamawa in the bag today. So many APC zombies were in severe pains...
Oga, I love how you're looking for every means to make your self happy after the humiliation of Atiku & Obituary at the polls! Take heart! Don't delude yourself too much; APC will still retain Kano at the end of whatever court process even if a lot of APC supporters don't want APC in Kano too!

Actually, the main concern of every major APC supporter is the defeat of the darlings of our deluded & daft gorilla descendants from the landlocked region: Fayose, Saraki & the shameless international thief, Atiku, & that has been achieved 100%! If you can upturn any of these cases in court, then you can think you've gotten one over APC! Any other thing is not too important! A lot of APC supporters for example, want Yahya Bello to lose despite him being in the APC, & that should tell you one thing!

Now repeat after me: Sai Buhari! grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Buhari Launches Pension Plan For Self-employed Nigerians by Moukandjo: 2:49am On Mar 29, 2019
EntreSalary:
See them..... If the government no do anything, na wahala but if government decided to do something, Naija people the dumb gorilla descendants from a certain landlocked region will still complain. Are Nigerians those dumb gorilla descendants cursed?
Fixed, bro!
And for your question, they obviously are!
Celebrities / Re: Precious Chikwendu On Barbara Nneka Onwuzuligbo Who Died After Cosmetic Surgery by Moukandjo: 2:36am On Mar 29, 2019
GavelSlam:
Which of them is FFK's yellow sisi?
Na the second babe from the right o! Me sef shock! Her bleaching even pass Bobrisky own!

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Romance / Re: Soldier Calls Out His Younger Brother And His Slay Mama Girlfriend by Moukandjo: 2:27am On Mar 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


They're making such a big deal about it like he's on a yacht or luxuriating under an exotic waterfall cheesy
Maybe I'm the slow one, but I'm not getting what the hoo-ha is for. He's out swimming, big flipping deal!
That explains it all!

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Romance / Re: Soldier Calls Out His Younger Brother And His Slay Mama Girlfriend by Moukandjo: 2:16am On Mar 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
That looks like "cheap" fun. I was expecting to see a feast fit for a king. The brother is overreacting imo.
And 10k will be enough for a king's feast, ba?
For your mind you dey do savage!
Who be this?
Politics / Re: Raymond Dokpesi Calls Buhari 'A Parasite' by Moukandjo: 11:53am On Mar 28, 2019
TwoBottles:
The end of Buhari will be tragic, he will pray for death but it will elude him. All his wealth will not give him succour.

Emeka Sylvanus, leave Buhari's end to him & tell us how your own end will be!
Politics / Re: Raymond Dokpesi Calls Buhari 'A Parasite' by Moukandjo: 11:48am On Mar 28, 2019
Generalnomercy:
Buhari is the worst parasite in the history of Nigeria.

This is a man that have never employed a fly in his life.

A man that only lives on federal money, a man that had no verifiable business nor source of livelihood....


Wretched and useless con man before he stole GEJs mandate with Jega the thief...
Sifia pains till 2023! grin
Take heart, boy.

Education / Re: Stephanie Idolor Is A Scam—man Who Visited Success’ Mom Narrates What Happened by Moukandjo: 12:09am On Mar 28, 2019
ukeleh:
This success case, what is the big deal about a rude child who says "if they say dem stubborn I go show dem say I stubborn pass them.
You should already know by now that Nigerians are thrilled by crap!
Now na one daft "ant" joke dey reign online! All another child might need to trend now is to crack the daft "ant" jokes & let it go viral, & you see Nigerians running around the child! No be this same country wey Nigerians dey hail one stowaway boy for trying to enter London through a plane's wheel well, wey be say Governors turn am to celeb dey follow am snap!
I just weak for us mehn!
Celebrities / Re: Nina Says She Wasn’t Initially Attracted To Miracle by Moukandjo: 1:22pm On Mar 27, 2019
francis5051:
Dis girl looks to cheap
Can you get her?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And His Plus-Sized Female Fan Do Doggy On Stage (Pics) by Moukandjo: 12:58pm On Mar 27, 2019
tohyorsih:
worthless woman angry
Actually, any lady who isn't a virgin, wey no be say her only sexual experience na rape, is worthless!
Business / Re: CBN Drops Interest Rates By 50bps To 13.50% by Moukandjo: 3:48pm On Mar 26, 2019
Election gimmick! We will not fall for it! I am Obediently Atikulating!
Romance / Re: "Big Joystick Is Life" — Busty Slay Queen Scientifically Explains Its Benefits by Moukandjo: 3:37am On Mar 26, 2019
IamD18:
This is why I keep saying that virgin ladies are the best, they are blessing to humanity, not non-virgin ladies parading around with their lagoon pussay.

Tell me, why and what will make a virgin lady say this kind of thing on social media.

Spit on non-virgins, they should be wiped out of this earth.

Spit again on them. A virgin mosquito has more value than non-virgin ladies.

Oga mi! This is the truth!

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Crime / Re: Debby: Lady goes missing after traveling to Abeokuta to meet Ayo, online friend by Moukandjo: 1:17am On Mar 26, 2019
chuksanambra:


Speak up, don't be a coward.

Any Igbo man who displays cowardice is a bastard.
Shukudi, it's too late in the night to beat chests!
So according to your logic, the greatest ibo man ever, Ojukwu, is a BASTARD for fleeing like a chicken out of the country, abandoning his pigs to die for nothing on the war front! Interesting!
Romance / Re: He Had Sex With My Friend And I Did Same With His Friend Too by Moukandjo: 12:56am On Mar 26, 2019
Guys, abeg, make virginity your first criterion before other positive attributes when looking for a wife because you no know where these ladies don carry their honeypot reach o! No go dey form "woke" claiming the past doesn't matter! E matter die!

With a virgin, you're almost 100% sure you're avoiding Okafor's law happening to you. You'll also be 100% sure you're avoiding a former community honeypot who's trying to reduce her oloshoism because of marriage or even a mor0n like this lady who can easily have revenge sex with your friend & e no go mean anything to am!
Celebrities / Re: ‘Poor People Are The Most Ungrateful’ – KBK On Success And Her Parents by Moukandjo: 1:50pm On Mar 25, 2019
I no wan sound like say I dey hate but Naija too like to dey do things because e dey trend at that particular moment. We see children like this everyday around us who need whatever help they can get, but we no go gree! Na until e enter instagrant trend we go dey form philanthropist!

Where all these people wey dey give a freaking 100 scholarships (& counting) to this girl dey when Aunt Landa, our God sent angel here in Nigeria, dey find these same people to help her cater to millions of other children like the success girl in need under her care?

Anyways, make person shut up before some i-too-know say make I no tish anybody how to spend their money!

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Politics / Re: Kwankwanso And Tambuwal Sabotaged Atiku?? by Moukandjo: 9:35am On Mar 25, 2019
Jarus:


lol. just because SW did not give herd vote of 90% to PMB, you're angry.
I swear, e dey pain me small! It doesn't have to be herd votes, honestly, but not that PDP (PDP o, wey we know wetin them don take SW eye see) go dey follow APC wey come get the entire 6 governors share equal votes.

See ehn , if to say PDP get like 2 governors for SW, I swear, them for win the entire region landslide! Na gragra & incumbent power with small rigging wey APC take win marginally for here na! If na unknown party dey follow APC drag like that, we for understand say the "sophisticated" voters wan try something fresh, but not a PDP that we know wetin them don do this region in the past! Which kin dumb "sophisticated" voting be that?

Abeg, I no wan hear say them sophisticated again!

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Politics / Re: Abia Election: APGA Chairman Asked To Resign Over Poor Performance by Moukandjo: 5:26am On Mar 25, 2019
YorubaBigot:
shut up!

Something is fundamentally wrong with the avearage yoruba man. Why do we yorubas like to pokenose in to other peoples matter especially the ibos? Dem swear for us?

You accuse igbos of being a one party region, how about south west? Are we also not a one party region sinec 1999 when we were all AD except occasionally when PDP comes to rescue some states from abysmal performances where our leaders have shamelessly introduced us to gbegiri politics and odourles fufu camapign. In last four years, the SE region had 3 different parties in active governance namely APGA, PDP and APAC compared to SW that was dominatly APC except ekiti which has since gone back to apc, yet you dare open your stinking mouth to accuse igbos of being one party region.

This our silly mentality and hollier than attitude of we yorubas must stop. If only yorubaland can think outside the box and embrace another party like ADC APGA, the better for us instead of putting all our eggs in one basket in the name of apc



Okwudili Livinus, my brother from Isiala Ngwa North, Israel, fact is PDP & other parties have actually shared the SW almost evenly since 1999 except Lagos where the demonic party haven't found a way to penetrate!

In the SW, there's been AD (6 states), LP (1 state), ACN/APC (6 states) & PDP (5 states) as governors. A lot of other small parties like SDP, ADP, ADC etc don't win gubernatorial elections but they gather very huge number of voters in these elections in SW!

Even as close as PDP is to APGA in the landlocked region, the gorilla descendants on the other hand will rather stick blindly to the PDP to the extent that they'd already massively voted for OBJ & PDP in 2003 before they even realized that their most revered Ojukwu, the flatheaded coward who was shot in the buttocks while abandoning his extremely gullible pigs in the warfront, was also on the ballot under APGA.

Truth is in a presidential election, Atiku, Kwankwaso or even Ganduje contesting under the PDP will defeat a very revered Ojukwu in the SE if he contests under his APGA! Maybe in a Gubernatorial election only in Anambra or Imo, Ojukwu might defeat these northerners, but in a presidential election? Forget it! They'll defeat him mercilessly in the East!

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Politics / Re: Abia Election: APGA Chairman Asked To Resign Over Poor Performance by Moukandjo: 3:58am On Mar 25, 2019
Amuocha:


Have you seen the league?
Bauchi Gone
Oyo Gone
Osun Gone
Imo Gone
Kano ( heading to tribunal)
Plateau ( heading to tribunal)
etc

The party is on a downward spiral. All goodwill which Chief Oyegun built is been thrown away steadily. grin
Even the presidency is gone because Atiku is going to the tribunal!

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Politics / Re: Kwankwanso And Tambuwal Sabotaged Atiku?? by Moukandjo: 12:55am On Mar 25, 2019
Jarus:


Oga, SW votes have more to do with evaluation of Buhari's performance than tribal affiliation. Iya Lati the pepper seller in my neighbourhood does not care Osinbajo is a Yoruba. She probably didnt even know the name of Buhari's running mate. Her only criterion is, things have become more expensive under Buhari and she is angry with him.

I know many people in the SW whose vote against Buhari was because of this. This was the criterion by vast majority of SW people I know that told me they were going to vote against Bugari.

If that's the case, they should stop claiming the "sophistication." They are not sophisticated in any way! They even come add short memories join!

If they were "sophisticated" enough like they claim, they'll have known that even Okonjo-Iweala dey warn about impending & the inevitable hard times!
Oil that used to be as high as $80/barrel months to Buhari's resumption went as low as $29/barrel within Buhari's first 6 months! How can "sophisticated" people expect prices to come down with such looming disaster & little reserves to reduce the effect?

The "sophisticated" people are not sophisticated enough to know that just in December 2014, GDP was well over 5% but by May 2015, still under PDP, e don fall to just 2.35%! Wetin "sophisticated" people think say go be the effect?

To the "sophisticated" people, their governors owing multiple months of Salaries under PDP & even PDP FG needing to borrow to pay salaries did not bring suffering but the Buhari wey bail their states out TWICE (without being obligated to do so) to pay salaries na him bring suffering! The Buhari wey dey build them railway, na him bring the "sophisticated" people suffering! The SW no even serious!

If na by price of things, are "sophisticated" people who think a shameless international thief under the PDP not supposed to know that prices of everything increased drastically too when the same PDP assumed office in 1999?

Even if you want to vote out Buhari, shey "sophisticated" people suppose go back to a party that has messed the region up for years? A party that denied them their allocation for years simply because they didn't like an opposition governor? Once again, what happened to voting the more intellectual Moghalu, Durotoye or Sowore if they are really "sophisticated"?

Make them no worry, I just hope the numerous lovers of Buhari in the North give the SW APC presidential candidate the exact same slim margin of victory in the SW that the SW gave Buhari over Atiku & claim they're evenly sharing votes because they as northerners are sophisticated too & let me see how the SW APC candidate go take win the election when SE & SS vote massively against them! Nonsense!

The should not claim any mumu sophistication again here mehn!

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Politics / Re: Kwankwanso And Tambuwal Sabotaged Atiku?? by Moukandjo: 7:01pm On Mar 24, 2019
saintandsinnerz:

Yes, you're right, the Igbos will never vote for a Yoruba candidate as it is now. So if your plan is pit Osibanjo against a Northerner in 2023, forget it Igbos will massively vote for the Northern candidate. You hate them and yet you want them to vote for your kinsmen? Stop crying indirectly, of course, Igbos will vote for a northerner.
It's really not a problem, man! I will most likely even vote a northerner ahead of a Yoruba man in 2023 because a lot of SW seem not to have sense too.
I don't understand what dumb "sophistication" the SW is claiming that will make the SW give a shameless international thief like Atiku the huge amount of votes that he got in the region even when the APC has their beloved son with the magical touch, Osinbajo, aka Starboy, on the ballot under another party! We dey claim say we get sense but I no just understand us sometimes! I mean, if the SW really want to claim sophistication, what happened to voting the more intellectual & youthful Moghalu, Sowore or Durotoye? Why did it have to be against a party under which the SW have all the powerful ministries as well as the infrastructure they're benefiting, in favour of a PDP who did almost nothing for the region in 16 years & even deliberately tried inflicting suffering on its people by seizing the allocation of a SW state for years simply because you don't like the opposition governor? I really don't understand!
Truthfully, if we are to forget banter, the SE even tried for the APC than the SW considering the SE had almost no stake in the APC! Buhari got more votes than he expected from the SE & way less than he expected from the "sophisticated" SW! If no be say Buhari himself na bloc votes, the APC for lose this presidential election with a disgraceful margin! How can the SW be voting against their Starboy, Osinbajo IN HIS OWN POLLING UNIT? Nawa for my SW people, I swear!

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Politics / Re: Kwankwanso And Tambuwal Sabotaged Atiku?? by Moukandjo: 2:27pm On Mar 24, 2019
olujastro:
It should be easy to understand voting patterns across the country but it seems intelligence is a rare commodity, especially on Nairaland.

Firstly, no northerner alive can defeat Buhari in the north. That has always been a known fact (one not obvious to PDP because it's full of dumb people).

Secondly, majority of Nigerians are politically informed so they vote for the candidates, and not the party (except the politically blind people who prefer to reelect a failed PDP governor because APC is a "satanic" party to them).

In summary, the people of Sokoto, Kano, Bauchi, etc. chose Integrity over Kleptocracy in the presidential election; and voted differently according to the credibility and performance of their various state governors.
Shikena

Modified: Let me take the chance to tell you what the very predictably dumb PDP will do in 2023.
They will pick another northern presidential candidate thinking northerners vote for fellow northerners, while APC will likely pick the most credible candidate it has from the South (West). Again Nigerians will vote for credibility and performance and APC will win. grin
But you know say e get one particular set of people from a particular landlocked region you can classify as the dumbest ever that'll be the only ones in the south who would vote for a northern PDP candidate in 2023 even if PDP present Shekau against someone like Osinbajo?
Make I give you hint: Na those same people wey be say just because they want to forcefully attach themselves to Israel, they'll delude themselves & tell you the equivalent of the Israeli prime minister's name, Netanyahu, in their language is Iwuanyanwu!

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Tambuwal Survives, Narrowly Defeats APC In Sokoto by Moukandjo: 2:15pm On Mar 24, 2019
ChristianNorth:

You mean Nigeria next president will burn his chances?
Atiku we know! Atiku is our next president!
We will be Atikulating in 2023!
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Tambuwal Survives, Narrowly Defeats APC In Sokoto by Moukandjo: 2:15pm On Mar 24, 2019
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Tambuwal Survives, Narrowly Defeats APC In Sokoto by Moukandjo: 2:14pm On Mar 24, 2019
DAVEZONIGLTD:

To do what?
APC is finished after Buhari/ Osinbajo Regime.
Tambuwa is contesting for Presidency in 2023 under PDP.
Since you know all these, why were you & the other PDP sycophants deluding yourselves in the first place that a thief or anyone else would unsit a whole Buhari?

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