Politics › Re: BREAKING: Tambuwal Survives, Narrowly Defeats APC In Sokoto by Moukandjo: 2:11pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
I like how our daft gorilla descendants are already campaigning for northerners in 2023 because they know they have no chance under the sun of winning anything! It's clear that even the south south won't vote for a gorilla descendant because deep down, they know the kind of human beings they are!  |
Sports › Re: Messi Leaves Argentina Team After 3-1 Defeat To Venezuela by Moukandjo: 7:03am On Mar 24, 2019 |
olaolaking: I think I have to stop here since you are still finding it difficult to understand. This your last says is not showing that you understand this thing at all.
The Zidane and co you are talking about performed outstandingly and credibly well AT BOTH CLUB AND NATIONAL TEAM. This is different from who performed only at club level and consistently Please note the word CONSISTENTLY - for about ten years, failed to lift the national team. He had played with different good players for the national team in the past, but he did not do anything special.
This is about reality on the ground not about what we like. Your love for the guy makes you not to see the other bad side where he needs to improve Your hate for the guy is actually making you not to notice Messi has played a key role in taking his teams to FOUR finals in international tournament (one WC & 3 copas) & was the best player in 2 of those tournaments (WC 2010 & 2015 Copa! In one other (2007 Copa), he scored the best goal, won best young player & was in the top 3 for the best players in that tournament alongside Robinho & Riquelme. You think say e easy? Or what else do you mean by consistent? Even if he plays trash in all the finals, where are the teammates to do the job like the teammates of Pele, Maradona, Zidane & even c.ronaldo did for them? I'm shocked you did not take up the challenge of giving us names of players you call GOATs who singlehandedly won trophies for their teams like you want Messi to do so we'll bust the myths quickly! Abeg just mention one & the tournament! Tell me what special thing Maradona did in the 2 international finals he played?What did c.Ronaldo do in 3 of the last 4 UCL finals he played (twice against Atleti & the last one against Liverpool)? He played absolute trash, but the other teammates stepped up to do the job! What did he do in the Euros final? Did he even play? But did you see what his teammates did to mighty France in France's backyard? By the way, go & check Argentina's win ratio & even number of goals scored with Messi & without Messi in the last world cup qualifiers & see how bad it is! In fact, there was a period in the qualifiers when Messi was the only one that had scored for Argentina for months if not years! Point remains Messi has tried! 1 WC final, 3 Copa America finals & being best player in each of those tournaments is not beans! Let the teammates help Messi too like teammates of other greats have done! |
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Pretty Lady At Her Birthday Party But She Turns Him Down. Photos by Moukandjo: 4:56am On Mar 24, 2019 |
Gofwane: in the bedroom? you try sef. Na through text message i go propose. If she says yes, we will go to the market the next day and buy ring. If she says no, i go call my goons make we go beer parlour drink booze with the money for the ring. propose to woman over the phone! See as e even talk! E say if she no gree... Why she go gree for man wey mumu enough to think she so worthless to him wey him dey propose over the phone, when no be say them dey very very far apart? She suppose gree because you be the JayZ or you be Jeff Bezos na! Or you be C.Ronaldo na! Nawa! |
Sports › Re: Messi Leaves Argentina Team After 3-1 Defeat To Venezuela by Moukandjo: 12:07am On Mar 24, 2019 |
olaolaking: My point still remain. I will perform if you put me in the midst of good footballers. If messi cannot lift another team except bacca, then he is not great.
The great players turn bad team to achiever.
If everything is centered on good team, then Messi is not great. Not until he bring result to a bad team. Until then he is just good but not great Tell me one of these legends you call GOATs that "single handedly" won a trophy for their national teams! Zidane? Pele? Maradona? Just mention one & we'll bust the myths & propaganda for you now now, especially that Maradona's own! |
Sports › Re: Messi Leaves Argentina Team After 3-1 Defeat To Venezuela by Moukandjo: 10:22pm On Mar 23, 2019 |
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Sports › Re: Messi Leaves Argentina Team After 3-1 Defeat To Venezuela by Moukandjo: 10:14pm On Mar 23, 2019 |
olaolaking: What do you mean by "I go fit"? So the players that played against Venezuela were the ones played in the previous world cups and other competitions.
Now mention the big players in the Portuguese team and their big clubs and how they are so much command respect. So that we can confirm your fact. Then I will name the big players in the Argentines team, their club, and how the fans so much believe in them in their various departments Oga, like I told you, it's not about having big name players wey some don expire. It's about the right balance from attack to defence & also in terms of the right mix of experience & youth especially of their starting line ups! Germany now doesn't have much big name players but their team is way more balanced than most other teams! You can't be telling us Argentina has Dybala, Higuain (shey in reality, Higuain na player?), Aguero, Icardi, Tevez, Di Maria etc to play with Messi in attack when the reality is Messi will still most likely start alongside Maxi Meza & Christian Pavon in attack! Even if Messi plays with a maximum two of these "big name" forwards in the starting 11, goal keeper, defence & midfield nko? Where is the balance? Rui Patrício Ricardo Pereira Pepe José Fonte Raphael Guerreiro Bernardo Silva Adrien Silva William Carvalho Joao Mario Goncalo Guedes Cristiano Ronaldo (c) This is Portugal's line up against Uruguay that sent them home in the last WC! See how balanced the team is from back to front irrespective of "big names"? Now give us Argentina's starting line up against France that sent them home & tell us how balanced that team was! |
Sports › Re: Messi Leaves Argentina Team After 3-1 Defeat To Venezuela by Moukandjo: 1:59pm On Mar 23, 2019 |
cr7lomo: Which two times did they win?? And hu told u he dint appear in the final?? And hu was Portugal's best player that tournament with highest goals and assists?? @bolded, Nani was their best player in their last Euros. Forget propaganda! Nani had same number of goals & assists with c.ronaldo despite him not being the point man &, most importantly, he didn't run away in the final! He was massive in that final against a whole France in France's backyard! |
Sports › Re: Messi Leaves Argentina Team After 3-1 Defeat To Venezuela by Moukandjo: 1:54pm On Mar 23, 2019 |
olaolaking: Mr man calm down. Messi have been scoring goals repeatedly in bacca even when others are fumbling. But what you have said still means that messi can only play well when other players are good.
As for Portugal apart from Ronaldo mention other players they have that are commanding so much respect in their clubs like that of the Argentines.
Yet, Portugal had not done so bad in the past 7 years. Sometimes they even pulled surprises.
One of the most reliable strikers in the world is in the Argentines team and overall have more better players in Europe than the Portuguese.
If a player of that profile of Messi can not play well in the Argentines team of today, then mention the country in the world you think have so much players, I mean all round better than the Argentines That's a fat lie! Portugal have a better midfield & a far better defence than Argentina which makes their squad way more stable than that of Argentina! Argentina just has forwards & how many forwards can play at a time when Messi will already take one space? If I ask you to name two players (including the substitutes) that you know aside from Messi that played today against Venezuela, you go fit? |
Sports › Re: Messi Leaves Argentina Team After 3-1 Defeat To Venezuela by Moukandjo: 1:37pm On Mar 23, 2019 |
Witlee: What has your messi won except for the finals of World Cup? The truth is messi is a very very good player but his success hovers around Barca
He should leave his comfort zone (Barca) and show us (the true lovers of football) that he is the greatest
Give ronaldo that arrgentina team and see wonders Give Messi that dedicated Portugal team & see wonders! Portugal defeated France IN France in a freaking Euro final WITHOUT c.ronaldo & you're still pushing the propaganda that that Portugal team is not good enough? Can this Argentina team do what that Portugal team did? |
Sports › Re: Messi Leaves Argentina Team After 3-1 Defeat To Venezuela by Moukandjo: 1:26pm On Mar 23, 2019 |
ILoveToFuCcK: If na Ronaldo dey that Argentine team, with that quality they would have achieved more than they are currently achieving, but you see that short imp called messi.. He will blame higuain and retire as usual.. I'm sure he blames olosho pυssy for his inability to last long while knacking  Sharap abeg! Una don come! Portugal don't have "quality," yet they defeated a whole France IN France WITHOUT the chicken who ran away feigning injury, ba? The only Euro final he played in 2004 against a lowly Greece for the second time in that tournament, we know how the disgrace ended! |
Politics › Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Reacts To Violence In Kano, Slams Governor Ganduje by Moukandjo: 1:21pm On Mar 23, 2019 |
tsinzu: Ogundamisi makes sense for once, I am pleasantly surprised At least, he made sense for "once." But how come you & the other PDP sycophants NEVER make sense, even for once? |
NYSC › Re: Buhari Signs Bill Stopping NYSC From Posting Engineering Graduates To Schools by Moukandjo: 1:33am On Mar 23, 2019 |
Bbbwings: For once in his life, the dullard has increased his IQ by 1 While yours is still subzero!
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Romance › Re: She Cheated On Me Again and now she is threatening me by Moukandjo: 1:25am On Mar 22, 2019 |
barbwire2: So I met this girl in school through a female friend, the friend was my neighbor though. So one night she invited her friend over for a nite and after that night the girl in question started asking me out and she made sure that i cut ties with that my neighbor. We started dating afterwards nd wd both broke up from our current relationshipz then. But after a month that was when my wahala started, her phone got spoilt some days to her birthday and i gave her mine to use in order to post pictures and invite friends too because she wanted to celebrate it, little did i know dat she was sending nudes and also wanted to go fetch with a politician in town to raise money for the birthday. After i found out she cried and pleaded for forgiveness nd truth is i myself i cried cause I was devastated, but I still forgave her and even sponsored the birthday myself. After dat three months after i went through her gbwhatsapp and discovered she hid some chats, I was able to decode the password and lo and behold she has been sending nudes to several other men and even traveled on a Sunday to havs unprotected sex with one of them and she was planning on going again, the same Sunday she left my room claiming to go to church. I was shocked in my anus. She cried and begged but I found it hard to forgive her which I eventually did but it took me months to get over it because sometimes i would just chat her up and tell her it's over because I can't harbor the pains anymore, she would plead nd beg and she even involved my friends and my siblings to help her beg. Hmmm. E no easy. I got over that and warned her that the next time she repeats same I would post her nudes online and tell the world both on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter anx and even here on nairaland. But she assured me she had changed. Now my greatest fear was that because she was into pageantry and she currently is the face of culture and tourism for one of these pageantry stuffs she would find it difficult to resist this men that will always ask for sex before any sort of sponsorship. Hmmm. Hmmm. During the ASUU strike we all went home and i was relieved that she would stay clear from these useless men but omo right there at home she still cheated again o. She met her childhood friend and he came to visit her, and whilst they were together in the house alone she threw herself at him and started kissing this dude. And in her chats she was like she couldn't hold herself back anymore, she was soo into him and had to kiss him.. Darn. I was heart broken for the umpteenth time. I called her friend who stays in the same street with her to help me describe the dude and the discription was pathetic. Soo my girlfriend is a LovePeddler and a nympho? I couldn't believe dis. Darn.. I confronted her and all she does is beg, cry, fall sick. Just as usual. Am so done with her cheating ass but she keeps begging. My ex is willing to take me back but this my girlfriend aka olosho is calling and threatening her. See me see case o. Wetin man go do... You be real barbwire! I think the best thing will be for you to forgive her & continue with her since she's been pleading with you! She has been cheating by mistake & I can tell she still loves you very much & is the right one for you! Forgive & forget, please. |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Parks Car On Expressway, Romances His Girlfriend. Nigerians Angry by Moukandjo: 12:03am On Mar 22, 2019 |
I don't understand why people are insulting her because she opened her bumbum on the express! A lady who is not a virgin, is NOT different from her! They're freaking the same! If as a guy you claim virginity doesn't matter to you when it comes to choosing a wife, you shouldn't condemn her & also shouldn't have a problem marrying this lady! It's simple! |
Politics › Re: Buhari, APC Begging Atiku Not To Go To Court - Buba Galadima by Moukandjo: 9:52am On Mar 21, 2019 |
tropaz: Everyday I wake up and realise the president of my country is Buhari, I feel very bad. Does Buhari being president also make you feel like committing suicide? |
Health › Re: I'm 18 But My Dick Is Not Growing, Please Help!! I'm Really Depressed by Moukandjo: 2:28am On Mar 21, 2019 |
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It is well with you!
Unfortunately, Manna don't need compliments or likes to comment, not after your numerous hate-filled mentions boy! Check our Profile picture again for the umpteenth time Mr Dike! UNFUCKWITHABLE![/quote]I swear, you're the most sensible & mature Nairalander! All the plenty hate you get from our daft PDP sycophants & IPIGs no dey move you at all! You go sha comment how you feel without necessarily insulting anyone & replying their baseless hate! You too much, Abeg! |
Romance › Re: I Unknowingly Infected My Girlfriend With Gonorrhea. Advice needed by Moukandjo: 2:29am On Mar 20, 2019 |
AnonymousXYZ: Baby has accepted the proposal too  Relieved... Just pray it ends here, and well. I'll never CHEAT again. An eye opener. Thanks all Hope if she cheats just once too, you'll forgive her as easily as she's done? Wait o! E be like say you no really confess o! |
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP File 5-Ground Petition, Resuscitate Certificate Scam Against Buhari by Moukandjo: 1:58am On Mar 20, 2019 |
Neoteny: The funniest part of this election are all the idiots echoing PDP by shouting "worst election" and "rigging" without a single evidence.
What actually befuddles them is how millions of votes come from just a few states from the north.
Atiku is desperately clutching at straws and will do anything to get to Aso Rock, including some imaginary fraud in the elections in contrast to the testimony of international and national observers.
Also, the US and UK will never congratulate a fraudulent victory, as in the case of Venezuela the PDP is quick to always refer to.
The rest of the idiots grabbed on to Atiku's wishful thinking of some impossible court judgment to shout rigging, when almost all of the parrots did not vote at all.
Atiku has hit a wall where his stolen dollars cannot buy him a way out....and his latest stance goes to show relying on Onnoghen was part of the Dubai plan all along.... Don't mind those daft IPIGs aka gorilla descendants from the landlocked part of town! I still don't get where the rigging they're shouting is coming from. Were they expecting the shameless international thief to defeat a whole Buhari? Where will his votes come from? If not for the SW that's claiming one sophistication I don't understand & gave the PDP so much votes (I don't know how voting a demonic PDP that has messed the region up for so long proves sophistication), the distance for even dey more ridiculous! The daft gorilla descendants claim they love the shameless international thief so much & they couldn't come out enmasse to vote for him! They were busy giving thousands of likes & shares to pro-Atiku posts on Nairaland & obeying the sit-at-home order their Lord & personal saviour, Nnamdi Kanu, & expecting the votes to come from shuku okike alabiabia! All we can do now is to watch the dunces wail profusely till 2023! |
Celebrities › Re: Uche Okoye To Wizkid "Let's Have Sex, Please" - Nigerians Blast Her by Moukandjo: 1:40pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Lordofthewest: This useless yam leg girl igbo girl again begging our afonja brother for sex...una no get shame? You better leave us IPIGs alone with our flat head & yam leg!
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Celebrities › Re: Simi Calls Out Pastor Kingsley Over Claims Of About Single People by Moukandjo: 8:09am On Mar 19, 2019 |
maiyee: what simi is trying to say is that pt Kingsley, is putting the blame and responsibility on women, instead of raising men to exercise self control over their bodies, women are told to have self control for herself and the man.
Not disputing the fact that what he said is very correct, but this shouldn't be the emphasis or solution to sexual immorality, ever one should exercise self control for him/herself and not expecting someone else to exercise self control on his/her behalf. in the end we will all be judged equally, God mayn't say because you are a man or a woman, I will pardon you for this sin... BTW are men not supposed to lead!
And she is correct marriage is not a reward for good behaviour... That particular church program was meant for ONLY women & only women were supposed to attend the program. That's why he was directing his talk to women on that day. He also has church programs for only men where he directs talk to men only. And plx, what do you & Simi mean by "marriage is not a reward for good behavior" & how does it relate to the point Pastor Kingsley was trying to make? Abeg we need some explanations! |
Health › Re: Chinese Doctor Ling Zhipei Performs Remote Brain Surgery On Patient 3,000km Away by Moukandjo: 2:06am On Mar 19, 2019 |
victor8269: But the brain in Aso can't be handled without a physical touch. His condition is critical You sef dey find useless likes & shares from the daft gorilla descendants from a certain landlocked part of town, ba? Sorry, boy, you were late. One of your fellow IPIGs already cracked the Aso Rock joke on the first page & has received all the available likes & shares from the remaining daft IPIGs! |
Family › Re: What Is It With My Wife And Her Past Boyfriends? by Moukandjo: 10:47am On Mar 18, 2019 |
We have told men countless times that the most important thing you should look out for in a woman is her body count & probably the number of people she's dated! The best thing is to marry a woman who has ZERO body count (a virgin) & almost completely avoid any mumu attachment to one past boyfriend because na sex dey usually cause all these mumu attachment! But una no go gree. Instead, una go dey form one mumu liberal "her past doesn't matter." You better not stop your wife from seeing whoever she wants! You know these things before you go carry am put for house! O'n pe!
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Travel › Re: Black Box From Crashed Ethiopian Airline Arrives Paris For Investigation(Pics) by Moukandjo: 12:47pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Man Kneels For Nnamdi Kanu In Israel For Blessings (Pics) by Moukandjo: 11:45pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
IPIGs mumu die sha! |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode To Okorocha: 'Judas Of Igboland, Stop Crying' by Moukandjo: 3:54pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
NaijaRoyalty: And Ganduje is a saint So our IPIGs still full Nairaland with their useless likes & shares!  Almost 300 likes! Nawa o! Oya our daft IPIGs, please do what you know how to do best: Like for Atiku; Share for Atiku; Quote for Buhari!  |
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye With Bukola Saraki In New Photos by Moukandjo: 9:13am On Mar 14, 2019 |
JasonScoolari: I just love Bukky Saraki. He is no doubt one of the best Senate President. The guy got charisma and Ooze confidence. A young handsome politician, waiting patiently for his time.
God bless ABS. Na so una whine am, over hype am into oblivion! And una still dey whine am even inside that "oblivion." IPIGs wicked sha! |
Travel › Re: Onitsha Petrol Tanker Accident: 53 Dead (Video) by Moukandjo: 4:35am On Mar 14, 2019 |
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Travel › Re: Boeing Grounds Entire Crash Aircraft Fleet by Moukandjo: 4:20am On Mar 14, 2019 |
Cletus77: Nigeria is not even on that list sef..yet they have rushed and banned too..
People been killed everyday in Kaduna and Zamfara..Dem say na aviation sector wey no dey function sef be their problem IPIGs must always display their bitterness! Don't worry, because of you, we will vote the beloved Atiku together in 2023 to reduce the bitterness that's always emanating from the landlocked part of town! Cheers, man! |
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Nigerian Govt Bans Boeing 737 Max Planes From Country’s Airspace by Moukandjo: 7:48pm On Mar 13, 2019 |
couragemurphy: Quite difficult to please Nigerians sha....... just imagine most of the comments here They're actually the pained daft flat-headed gorilla descendants from the landlocked part of town who haven't been able to get over the loss of their hero in 2015 to a Buhari they hate so much, & now again the loss of their beloved shameless international thief in 2019 to the same man! |
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Nigerian Govt Bans Boeing 737 Max Planes From Country’s Airspace by Moukandjo: 7:39pm On Mar 13, 2019 |
I trust our daft IPIGs! Na now the dunces go begin enter the 737 max simply because of their blind hate for the Buhari wey ban am! Some of us will actually be glad if you take that option anyways! |
Politics › Re: Abba Kabir Yusuf Heads For Victory In Kano - Dailypost by Moukandjo: 11:27am On Mar 11, 2019 |
Gucciboss: That video of Ganduje collecting bribes shows that he is morally bankrupt. A morally bankrupt person is dangerous to any society. If the the president of your village endorsed a man that killed you brother, will you still support the president of your village?
What do you mean by 'the president they love dearly'?
How can you love someone that dines with the person that raped your wife? Does it make sense to you?
Do people love without common sense?
My point is simple, if half of the kano people voted for a thief, you can't say that kano people detest criminals.
In logic, only when an outcome is above 75% that you can generalise Does that mean Kano people love thieves if you claim they don't hate thieves since half of the voting population is voting the incumbent Ganduje? Once again, simple answers, please! The longer your posts are, the more unintelligent it is. Keep it simple, please. |
Politics › Re: Abba Kabir Yusuf Heads For Victory In Kano - Dailypost by Moukandjo: 10:40am On Mar 11, 2019 |
BaaleOko: [s]That's rich coming from a region of sheepish apes and intellectually challenged mo.rons whose futures and destinies have been swiped like credit card by a frog eyed thief with his empire of stolen mandates, loots from the treasury of a whole state, and the collective intelligence of a whole ethnic group in his pocket(you know whom I'm talking about), bullion van, cheap ethnic baiting, and stomach infrastructure machineries was all the frog eyed thief needed to zombify and scam a whole region of supposedly "sophisticated" people, the same Gandollar you have painted on a bad canvass was hailed by many of you APC sycophants not too long ago in the build up to the presidential elections when Buhari raised Gandollar's hands up in endorsement, with some duplicitous pundits like you supporting Gandollar to win the gubernatorial election even with the glaring bribery case on him(the records are there)... Now all of a sudden una don change gear and are singing another hymn because Gandollar is getting his fair share of justice at the polls... all of a sudden he's no longer the "misunderstood guy that Buhari endorsed". You yorubas are just pathetic scums, we see through all your theatrics, Tinubu don carry una political destiny build him empire for his generation to enjoy while the masses suffer in the South West, yet una dey point crooked fingers at PDP and South East politics, like your case isn't worse! God punish you there, Oloribu oshi[/s] My flat headed IPIG friend, na so the thing pain you reach?  Can you type all this trash without crying?  Cheers, boy! |