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Education / Re: Zainab Aliyu Completes NYSC (Photos) by Moukandjo: 9:59pm On Jul 16, 2020
DamnnNiggarr:
cheesy
I don't know why I hate this woman(Abike Dabiri) with passion,
I hate her to the extent that I don't even want to hear her or associate with her.

Very arrogant and disrespectful,
One of the most tribal bigot I've ever seen in my entire life.
Spit on her good-for-nothing, useless face. angry angry angry

Anyways, congrats to you Zainab Aliyu.

But thunder would have fired your ass in the hands of Abike Dabiri, if you were to be Igbo or Niger-delta
No dey join Niger Delta with your yeye talk because nobody hates them; everybody loves them. Let it end at "Igbo."
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Vs Merkel: White House Orders Withdrawal Of 9,500 US Troops From Germany by Moukandjo: 8:52am On Jun 07, 2020
eDeity:

25 thousand soldiers almost the size of the entire Nigeria Army? Hope you're OK bros?.
No mind the guy! "25k is the size of Nigerian army" grin grin
Most annoying thing is he won't accept he yarned crap! The guy na known dullard for here na, bros! You no know?
Politics / Re: Wizkid Drags Buhari And Trump On Twitter by Moukandjo: 6:14pm On Jun 01, 2020
Weedsmoker:
Trump is one hell of an overhyped shit,his greatest asset is his bad and loud mouth.

This protest has really put his leadership skills to test.
Nobody actually overhypes Trump except the daft, irrelevant gorilla descendants from Easternbull who Trump doesn't even know exist.

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Buhari’s Government Totally Irresponsible, Has Failed Woefully - PDP by Moukandjo: 11:29pm On May 23, 2020
Urchman200:
the same Ambode u guys said he did not do anything?reason y he did not complete his tenure, u guys believe everyone must be stupid right?
And you think they're wrong by including you among the very stvpid ones when you don't even know the governor of Lagos when Ebola came around?
Family / Re: Don’t Kill Your Husband. This Is How To Deal With Him If He Is Cheating On You by Moukandjo: 12:13am On May 21, 2020
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
I just hope you never encounter me or someone like me
And I hope you never come across someone like me also! Just for your own good! Because cheating won't even be the worst thing you'll face. wink

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Family / Re: Don’t Kill Your Husband. This Is How To Deal With Him If He Is Cheating On You by Moukandjo: 12:04am On May 21, 2020
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
a strange man groped me in public
I always carry a Swiss knife around
in rage I whipped it out and aimed for his privates
I sliced his dirty prick really bad and I think he nearly lost it but it was saved
I was arrested and of course I had to pay for his treatment, the idiot police didn't even consider the fact that I acted in self defense
anyway my family came through for me and paid him off a hefty sum to drop the case
I have absolutely no regrets and I would do it again if any nasty, perverted motherfucker tries to sexually assault me
only this time, I'd make sure I'd completely hack his filthy prick off

Why you no just use the knife chook am for neck make him die then see whether you for no turn to barbecue for there within minutes? Carry your swiss knife go yaba market when e dey hot na & see whether boys no go grope you & your knife on top!
I pity all these kin people wey dey like form hard girl. See her mouth like "i will burn him alive"....E remain small make your eye clear.

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Family / Re: Don’t Kill Your Husband. This Is How To Deal With Him If He Is Cheating On You by Moukandjo: 11:54pm On May 20, 2020
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
pray you never run into me
If I run into you, you probably won't last 1 week alive, not just with me. No jokes!

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Family / Re: Don’t Kill Your Husband. This Is How To Deal With Him If He Is Cheating On You by Moukandjo: 11:51pm On May 20, 2020
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
Story. Very useless article and writer. Imagine how pathetic you'd look reaching out to the girl to beg her to stop sleeping with your husband. I have too much pride and I'd rather pour acid on my husband's face after all I made the wedding vows with him.

Let him dare cheat on me first

I will burn him alive while he's asleep

I honestly pity the man that'd end up with me because I can kill if I ever get hurt

I've sliced off a man's prick before and I can do even worse than that


Na mouth you get! 0de...

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Crime / Re: Northern Girls Trafficked To Enugu, Raped, Impregnated, Babies Sold - Al-Jazeera by Moukandjo: 4:47pm On May 04, 2020
The smelling gorilla descendants from Easternbull are at it again.
Nawa.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Mohammed Nagodi Dies In Kano. Photos by Moukandjo: 3:20pm On May 04, 2020
Pubichairs:
cheesy

The Chinese doctors that came to Nigeria..of what importance are they to this present situation

We haven't heard of them for long...

APC stray dogs ...I believe u guys have answers to it
I think the gorilla descendants from Easternbull as well as the daft PDP sycophants might have an answer, bro.
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by Moukandjo: 7:38am On May 04, 2020
Nnamdi Kanu, the gorilla descendant from Easternbull.
May his soul rest in the bosom of shuku okuko alabiabia.

Politics / Re: Nigeria To Repay IMF $3.4bn In 5 Years by Moukandjo: 11:10pm On May 01, 2020
bolaayenimo:
So if PDP wins in 2023, they will pay all these debt?
It's not even possible for that satanic & demonic party to return to power.
Ineffectual buffoons like the drunkard from otuoke & that shameless international thief being in power has taught us some lessons.

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Romance / Re: South African Lady Calls Nigerian Girls 'prostitutes' And Calls Out Nigerian Men by Moukandjo: 4:27pm On Apr 24, 2020
Sailorsoldier1:
This Ibo man is stupid for being rude to d lady at first... If he doesn't have money then he shud fucking leave it for us that have d money to fly her over
No mind the mumu man.
He carry their usual jam-talk go where them give am beta word.

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Romance / Re: South African Lady Calls Nigerian Girls 'prostitutes' And Calls Out Nigerian Men by Moukandjo: 4:19pm On Apr 24, 2020
She should only insult the gorilla descendant from Easternbull that slid into her DM & not the entire Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by Moukandjo: 6:22pm On Apr 20, 2020
Yankee101:
Your brother Kyari is gone

I hope you're eating well, washing your hands and exercising?

I like how pride makes people like you lose out on opportunities. I see folks like you in interview rooms all the time. Full of pride and lose the job

Oga, all these doesn't explain how concatenation explains paucity of cerebellum. grin
Explain am, abeg... grin
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari’s Burial: Momoh Defends Presidency, Says Mourners Cant Be Chased Away by Moukandjo: 6:21pm On Apr 20, 2020
Yankee101:


And you don't believe they were taken abroad?

Do you know where kyari has been? Do you know which exact day he died?
You're still lying shamelessly again... grin Nawa o!
Where did they fly Buhari & Kyari to, oga paucity of cerebellum? grin Instead of you to just apologize for your shameless & dirty lies, you wan turn am to agidi? grin
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari’s Burial: Momoh Defends Presidency, Says Mourners Cant Be Chased Away by Moukandjo: 4:38pm On Apr 20, 2020
Yankee101:
Someone please tell this man his arse kissing is becoming too obvious
Commenting on everything. Even Buhari condemned it and stopped attendees from entering aso rock
Is Buhari not supposed to have been secretly flown abroad like you lied to us a few weeks ago? grin
Politics / Re: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by Moukandjo: 4:36pm On Apr 20, 2020
Yankee101:


Yep. He's losing his vigour

I'll give you more time

There's more hunger ahead
grin grin
Which vigour, mr paucity of cerebellum? grin
Na you no gree tell us how concatenation explains paucity of cerebellum na! You dey runaway dey go recharge. grin You have lost your vigour grin
And dont forget you still need to apologize for the disgusting & shameless lies... grin grin
Politics / Re: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by Moukandjo: 3:58pm On Apr 20, 2020
Yankee101:
A good time to check on you
Bawoni
Your egg don soft finish?


Nobody dey follow you do that one, oga. grin
Just tell us how "concatenation" explains "paucity of cerebellum". grin
Phones / Re: A Nigerian Man Rejects 5G Phone Worth N370K by Moukandjo: 1:01am On Apr 16, 2020
Only people from Easternbull can exhibit such daftness
Politics / Re: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by Moukandjo: 5:57pm On Apr 12, 2020
Yankee101:
[s]instead of you to humbly beg me to help you with that govt job you've been using all your savings to pursue, na insults get you? The same Buhari I'm calling incompetent and you're defending has added money to my bank akant. What have you benefitted?[/s]

Mr paucity of cerebellum, how does all this long
talk stop you from apologizing for your blatant & shameless lies about Buhari being flown abroad? How does it stop you from explaining how "concatenation" explains the most idi0tic statement ever according to Google - "paucity of cerebellum"? grin

Politics / Re: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by Moukandjo: 5:45pm On Apr 12, 2020
Yankee101:
Hunger never reach you finish. You still get mouth. A few more days, mind you, you will be on lockdown till July

You wan jump to another thing again. Focus too hard for you. Finish one talk first then we enter next one.

How does making $5bn stop you from apologizing for your blatant & shameless lies about Buhari being flown abroad How does it stop you from explaining how "concatenation" explains the most idi0tic statement ever according to Google - "paucity of cerebellum"? grin

Politics / Re: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by Moukandjo: 4:48pm On Apr 12, 2020
Yankee101:
[s]I intentionally gave you several days to soak up your government's competence and response. I feel so sorry for you I can't even insult you. It will not be fair to spit on a man while he is down. Mind you, it will only get worse.How much have you received? I got $1200 plus other incentives, what are you getting? I hear groups of 200 thugs are stealing from Lagos to Ogun state, people ready to sleep with others for N500. Please gimme your great knowledge and justify APC once more. I chop for pdp, I chop for APC too. What have you chopped till today?[/s]


Shut up your smelling mouth, mr paucity of cerebellum.. grin grin See your mouth like intentionally grin You wan jump to another thing again. Focus too hard for you. Finish one talk first then we enter next one.

How does making $5bn stop you from apologizing for your blatant & shameless lies about Buhari being flown abroad How does it stop you from explaining how "concatenation" explains the most idi0tic statement ever according to Google - "paucity of cerebellum"?

Celebrities / Re: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by Moukandjo: 12:27am On Apr 11, 2020
Weedsmoker:
Vanity upon vanity crew will soon be here to give their verdict.
Just say na wetin dey your mind before. No dey project am to another person, guy...
We know that style.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: India Lifts Ban On Chloroquine Export After Trump's Threat by Moukandjo: 10:36pm On Apr 07, 2020
9jaDoomCountry:


[s]Yes we are foolish and jobless. You are wise and gainfully employed yet your country chose to elect or rig a half dead man to lead over two million people. A man with no personal achievement in life.

Trump will not ban your country when a terrorist apologist like bohari will open borders for all manners of individual to come and collect visa on arrival. Tomorrow he will release hardened murderers and call them repentant boko haram. Next tomorrow he will issue them international passport along with dare devil blood sucking jihadists and they will be looking for a way to enter US .

And when a living president said no you find fault with him because he is not reasoning like the cattle herder you have as president. Yes , leave us like that.[/s]
2015 & 2019 election pain go soon kill these pdp sycophants grin You think you can force yourselves to love Trump to annoy others? grin We sef love Trump especially because he doesn't even know or care about the gorilla descendants from Easternbull who are forcefully attaching themselves to him.
We are forever grateful we voted out an incompetent ineffectual buffoon in 2015 & refused to vote a shameless international thief in 2019.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: India Lifts Ban On Chloroquine Export After Trump's Threat by Moukandjo: 10:27pm On Apr 07, 2020
OSUigboFlatHead:

Is India white?
Is Nigeria black?
Do you suffer from color blindness?
It's not their fault, baba. Gorilla descendants from Easternbull no dey get sense grin

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: India Lifts Ban On Chloroquine Export After Trump's Threat by Moukandjo: 10:23pm On Apr 07, 2020
Edusouls:
Foolish and jobless Nigerians here praising trump while he doesn’t even give a simple worth about Africans, just banned Nigerians from immigrants visa, called Africa shithole country, yet to visit any African nation as president, an open racist with dangerous ego and unstable behaviour, low self esteem is one worse disease we blacks are suffering from..
But our dumb gorilla descendants from Easternbull who are the main butt-lickers of Trump think Trump cares about them when he doesn't even know they exist.
Politics / Re: No Licence For 5G Network In Nigeria –FG by Moukandjo: 12:40am On Apr 05, 2020
Ivimilly:

Then you should be ashamed of yourself in short you need to tender an unreserved apology to your sponsors and all the lecturers that lectured you, your department and the university at large because you must be the possible worst case scenario to ever come out of the university.

Not that I believe your audio Kpali anyways cheesy
You no funny.
Travel / Re: Nigerian In Philippines Displays Relief Items Given To Him By Government by Moukandjo: 11:25pm On Apr 02, 2020
InvertedHammer:
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Most of you voted for Buhari. So shut up and enjoy the ride. This is not the time to deny the catchy 4+4 and NextLevel. Osibanjo is taking care of SW after all he is their son. Isn't that why they voted for Buhari? I can only laugh. grin grin

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Yeah, bro. We'll always be glad we voted out an ineffectual buffoon who colluded with his minister to scam innocent Nigerian youths of our hard earned N1k in the 2014 immigration job scam.
He no fit give us money, he still dey scam us for the little wey we get again. Nawa o.
Tell am say we still dey wait refund wey him promise us.
Travel / Re: Nigerian In Philippines Displays Relief Items Given To Him By Government by Moukandjo: 11:13pm On Apr 02, 2020
IYANGBALI:
stop making excuses for governments unless you are part of them. This government is evil.
And the past governments have been....?
Politics / Re: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by Moukandjo: 11:56am On Apr 02, 2020
Yankee101:



Hunger never ki you?
Do you know the meaning of productivity?

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Mr paucity of cerebellum, is that why you ran away & refused to answer simple questions all the while? grin Or you went to search for evidence to back up the daftest statement ever: "Paucity of cerebellum"? grin Even Google thinks you're the daftest ever for making that statement... Only you one for this world, kai... grin

And Mr paucity of cerebellum, aren't you going to apologize for shamelessly & disgustingly lying that Buhari & Kyari aren't in Nigeria? Have shame small na. grin
I dey wait your apology.


Once again, make I repeat my questions so that e go easy for you because you sabi divert wella.

1)So what percentage does your own "a lot" start from so we go know how to tackle you properly. ,D
2)In China, the number of deaths is 50% for those who are above 70 years & 50% for those below 70 years. What's your opinion on that? (I didn't ask you to compare with Nigeria. If you have no opinion on it, pass grin
3)Let's agree a lot of young people are not dying. Are a lot of old people dying from Corona virus in the first place? grin
4)Why did you insinuate Buhari has a lower chance of surviving Corona virus here in Nigeria when the death rate isn't different if not lower in Nigeria? ,D

5)And most importantly, you still need to tell us how "concatenation" explains "paucity of cerebellum"
Why you dey dodge? Olodo... We dey wait grin

Politics / Re: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by Moukandjo: 1:03am On Mar 29, 2020
Yankee101:


M


My dog is back after a long time off. grin I thought you'd committed suicide after discovering that
only you dey stvpid enough for this world to talk "paucity of cerebellum," according to Google. grin
And Mr paucity of cerebellum, aren't you going to apologize for shamelessly & disgustingly lying that Buhari & Kyari aren't in Nigeria? Have shame small na. grin

Make I repeat my questions so that e go easy for you because you sabi divert wella.

1)So what percentage does your own "a lot" start from so we go know how to tackle you properly. ,D
2)In China, the number of deaths is 50% for those who are above 70 years & 50% for those below 70 years. What's your opinion on that? (I didn't ask you to compare with Nigeria. If you have no opinion on it, pass grin )
3)Let's agree a lot of young people are not dying. Are a lot of old people dying from Corona virus in the first place? grin
4)Why did you insinuate Buhari has a lower chance of surviving Corona virus here in Nigeria when the death rate isn't different if not lower in Nigeria? ,D

5)And most importantly, you still need to tell us how "concatenation" explains "paucity of cerebellum"
Why you dey dodge? Olodo... We dey wait grin

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