MzNelly:

lol..do you prefer to referred to as dumb or clueless as one-time Nigerian president?

MzNelly:
Buy me books

This chick is a smart nigerian girl
Guy beware

Geenickel:

i see......

it depends on your intentions for th chick.

Nigeria is a joke

MzNelly:
Buy me books

why

Geenickel:
Are u writing on how to get a Nigerian babe,and.......friend zone her.....
...or."how to build a lasting relationship with a Nigerian gal....
"we've got them.....we need to keep them....
"centre on this.'

I am responsible for what I post not what you understand.

No story telling...

This tips gives an edge to for you to get any nigerian girl either she is a runs girl or decent girl..

#Buy her something:
no matter the class, girls will always be girls.

If girls like anything then its gifts..

Have you been eyeing that girl?
You want her to be your side chick?

Then t his will work well this valentines..surprise her with a gift..

#Teach her something:
Its a natural phenomenal every body love to learn something new..

Every nija girl like a handy guy!!

Just like on nairaland where you use (.) to book space then comment later on..

Teaching her something allow you to book a space in her heart before you introduce your intention.

#Tell her something:
Tell her a something that's supposed to be a secret about you..

This will make her feel like she knows a part of you that nobody knows..

Note: This doesn't have to be true because if you guys have issues later on her girlish attitude will not stop her from using it against you..


#Take her somewhere:
Cinema,club,concert,award show,your house...etc

Just make it worth the while and filled with good memory.


#Excite her:
Make her want to do things...
So that it will only feel normal for her to want to have sex with you..

Encourage, motivate her..(Don't stress it sha because that is the job of guy in her friend zone)

#Be generous with compliments:
Every girl like to be in the spot light..
Make her feel like she stands out mostly when she is not then she really stand out generous in such a way that it normal..

(After all this tips let her know your mind, if she bounce you give her space move on)Remember she can be friend zone you forever$$$$$$$o if she bounce you move on... Another girl will fall so you don't have to fall.

Bonus: use words I know we are not dating but I get jealous when.....
(To make her feel you are jealous)

The most interesting part is that she will see it coming buh she just can't help it buh fall.


Feel free to add yours.

Oh yea

Kenneth Waltz, the founder of the neorealisttheory of international relations, uses a set of five criteria to determine great power: population and territory; resource endowment; economic capability; political stability and competence; and military strength....



4 to go we must get there..
(economic capability; political stability and competence; and military strength)


AMEN

A chronology of key events:
circa 800 BC- Jos plateau settled by Nok - a neolithic and iron age civilisation.
circa 11th century onwards- Formation of city states, kingdoms and empires, including Hausa kingdoms and Borno dynasty in north, Oyo and Benin kingdoms in south.
1472- Portuguese navigators reach Nigerian coast.
Biafra war
Biafra war: Attacks, blockade killed more than a million
1970: Nigeria marks end of Biafra war
Secret papers reveal Biafra intrigue
16-18th centuries- Slave trade: Millions of Nigerians are forcibly sent to the Americas.
1809- Single Islamic state - Sokoto caliphate - is founded in north.
1830s-1886- Civil wars plague Yorubaland, in the south.
1850s- British establish presence around Lagos.
1861-1914- Britain consolidates its hold over what it calls the Colony and Protectorate of Nigeria, governs by"indirect rule"through local leaders.
1922- Part of former German colony Kamerun is added to Nigeria under League of Nations mandate.
1960- Independence, with Prime Minister Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa leading a coalition government.
1962-63- Controversial census fuels regional and ethnic tensions.
1966 January- Balewa killed in coup. Major-General Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi heads up military administration.
1966 July- Ironsi killed in counter-coup, replaced by Lieutenant-Colonel Yakubu Gowon.
1967- Three eastern states secede as the Republic of Biafra, sparking bloody civil war.
1970- Biafran leaders surrender, former Biafran regions reintegrated into country.
1975- Gowon overthrown, flees to Britain, replaced by Brigadier Murtala Ramat Mohammed, who begins process of moving federal capital to Abuja.
Obasanjo - first time round
1976- Mohammed assassinated in failed coup attempt. Replaced by his deputy, Lieutenant-General Olusegun Obasanjo, who helps introduce American-style presidential constitution.
Sani Abacha
Gen Sani Abacha was accused of stealing some $3bn from state during his five-year rule.
Horrors of the Abacha regime
Obituary: Abacha leader with an iron grip
1979- Elections bring Alhaji Shehu Shagari to power.
1983 January- The government expels more than one million foreigners, mostly Ghanaians, saying they had overstayed their visas and were taking jobs from Nigerians. The move is condemned abroad but proves popular in Nigeria.
1983 August, September- Shagari re-elected amid accusations of irregularities.
1983 December- Major-General Muhammad Buhari seizes power in bloodless coup.
1985- Ibrahim Babangida seizes power in bloodless coup, curtails political activity.
1993 June- Military annuls elections when preliminary results show victory by Chief Moshood Abiola.
1993 August- Power transferred to Interim National Government.
Abacha years
1993 November- General Sani Abacha seizes power, suppresses opposition.
1994- Abiola arrested after proclaiming himself president.
1995- Ken Saro-Wiwa, writer and campaigner against oil industry damage to his Ogoni homeland, is executed following a hasty trial. In protest, European Union imposes sanctions until 1998, Commonwealth suspends Nigeria's membership until 1998.
1998- Abacha dies, succeeded by Major-General Abdulsalami Abubakar. Chief Abiola dies in custody a month later.
1999- Parliamentary and presidential elections. Olusegun Obasanjo sworn in as president.
2000- Adoption of Islamic, or Sharia, law by several northern states in the face of opposition from Christians. Tension over the issue results in hundreds of deaths in clashes between Christians and Muslims.
2001- Tribal war in Benue state, in eastern-central Nigeria, displaces thousands of people.
In October, army soldiers sent to quash the fighting kill more than 200 unarmed civilians, apparently in retaliation for the abduction and murder of 19 soldiers.
2001 October- Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo, South African President Mbeki and Algerian President Bouteflika launch New Partnership for African Development, or Nepad, which aims to foster development and open government and end wars in return for aid, foreign investment and the lifting of trade barriers to African exports.
Ethnic violence
2002 February- Some 100 people are killed in Lagos in clashes between Hausas from mainly-Islamic north and ethnic Yorubas from predominantly-Christian southwest.
2002 November- More than 200 people die in four days of rioting stoked by Muslim fury over the planned Miss World beauty pageant in Kaduna in December. The event is relocated to Britain.
2003 12 April- First legislative elections since end of military rule in 1999. Polling marked by delays, allegations of ballot-rigging. President Obasanjo's People's Democratic Party wins parliamentary majority.
Obasanjo re-elected
2003 19 April- First civilian-run presidential elections since end of military rule. Olusegun Obasanjo elected for second term with more than 60% of vote. Opposition parties reject result. EU poll observers cite"serious irregularities".
Oil
Nigeria is a big oil exporter, but violence and oil spills dog the industry
'Decades'to clean up Nigeria oil
'Blood oil'dripping from Nigeria
2003 July- Nationwide general strike called off after nine days after government agrees to lower recently-increased fuel prices.
2003 August- Inter-communal violence in the Niger Delta town of Warri kills about 100 people, injures 1,000.
2003 September- Nigeria's first satellite, NigeriaSat-1, launched by Russian rocket.
2004 January- UN brokers talks between Nigeria and Cameroon about disputed border. Both sides agree to joint security patrols.
2004 May- State of emergency is declared in the central Plateau State after more than 200 Muslims are killed in Yelwa in attacks by Christian militia; revenge attacks are launched by Muslim youths in Kano.
Trouble in the south
2004 August-September- Deadly clashes between gangs in oil city of Port Harcourt prompts strong crackdown by troops. Rights group Amnesty International cites death toll of 500, authorities say about 20 died.
2005 July- Paris Club of rich lenders agrees to write off two-thirds of Nigeria's $30bn foreign debt.
2006 Januaryonwards - Militants in the Niger Delta attack pipelines and other oil facilities and kidnap foreign oil workers. The rebels demand more control over the region's oil wealth.
2006 February- More than 100 people are killed when religious violence flares in mainly-Muslim towns in the north and in the southern city of Onitsha.
2006 April- Helped by record oil prices, Nigeria becomes the first African nation to pay off its debt to the Paris Club of rich lenders.
2006 May- The Senate rejects proposed changes to the constitution which would have allowed President Obasanjo to stand for a third term in 2007.
Bakassi deal
2006 August- Nigeria cedes sovereignty over the disputed Bakassi peninsula to neighbouring Cameroon under the terms of a 2002 International Court of Justice ruling. A special transitional arrangement for the Nigerian civilian administration will be in place for five years.
2006 October- Spiritual leader of Nigeria's millions of Muslims, the Sultan of Sokoto, is killed in a plane crash, the country's third major civilian air disaster in a year.
2007 April- Umaru Yar'Adua of the ruling People's Democratic Party is proclaimed winner of the presidential election.
2007 September- The rebel Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (Mend) threatens to end a self-imposed ceasefire and to launch fresh attacks on oil facilities and abductions of foreign workers.
2007 November- Suspected Nigerian militants kill 21 Cameroon soldiers in Bakassi peninsula.
Nigerian senate rejects Nigeria-Cameroon agreement for hand-over of Bakassi peninsula to Cameroon.
2007 December- Anti-corruption chief Nuhu Ribadu is sidelined, but a high-profile graft-related arrest follows soon after.
Oil prices soar
2008 January- Oil trades at $100 a barrel for the first time, with violence in oil producing countries such as Nigeria and Algeria helping to drive up prices.
2008 February- Mend leaders Henry Okah and Edward Atata extradited from Angola on suspicion of involvement in attacks on oil companies. Report that Okah was subsequently killed in custody proved to be untrue.
Tribunal upholds election of Umaru Yar'Adua as president following challenge by rivals who wanted the vote annulled because of vote rigging.
2008 April- Two former health ministers and a daughter of President Olusegun Obasanjo are among 12 top health officials charged with embezzling around 470m naira (4m dollars) of public health funds.
Oil production cut by about half as a result of strike action and attacks on pipelines by militants; problems in Nigeria help keep world oil prices at record highs.
2008 August- Following agreement reached in March, Nigeria finally hands over the Bakassi peninsula to Cameroon, ending a long-standing dispute.
Iran agrees to share nuclear technology with Nigeria to help it increase its generation of electricity.
2008 September- Militants in the Niger Delta step up their attacks on oil installations, in response to what they describe as unprovoked attacks by the military on their bases.
Oil prices fall
2008 October- The government announces major budget cuts following steep falls in the price of oil.
2008 November- At least 200 people are killed during clashes between Christians and Muslims in the central Nigerian town of Jos.
2009 January- The main militant group in Niger Delta, Mend, calls off four-month cease-fire after army attacks camp of an allied group.
2009 March- Nineteen opposition parties unite to form a"mega-party"to compete against the governing People's Democratic Party in elections due in 2011.
2009 May- Niger Delta militant group Mend rejects government offer of amnesty and declares offensive against Nigerian military.
2009 July- Hundreds die in northeastern Nigeria after the Boko Haram Islamist movement launches a campaign of violence in a bid to have Sharia law imposed on the entire country. Security forces storm Boko Haram's stronghold and kill the movement's leader.
Government frees the leader of the Niger Delta militant group Mend, Henry Okah, after he accepts an amnesty offer.
2009 August- Two-month offer of a government amnesty for Niger Delta militants comes into force.
2009 November- President Yar'Adua travels to Saudi Arabia to be treated for a heart condition. His extended absence triggers a constitutional crisis and leads to calls for him to step down.
Jos clashes
2010 January- At least 149 people are killed during two days of violence between Christian and Muslim gangs in the central city of Jos.
2010 March- More than 120 people are killed in clashes between Muslims and Christians in the flashpoint city of Jos.
2010 May- President Umaru Yar'Adua dies after a long illness. Vice-president Goodluck Jonathan, already acting in Yar'Adua's stead, succeeds him.
2010 October- Nigeria marks 50 years of independence. Celebrations in Abuja marred by deadly bomb blasts.
Boko Haram
The Islamist group Boko Haram is loosely modelled on the Taliban movement in Afghanistan and has claimed responsibility for numerous attacks
Boko Haram: What You Need To Know
Who are Nigeria's Boko Haram Islamists?
Why can't Nigeria defeat Boko Haram?
2010 November- Nigeria intercepts arms shipment from Iran, reports find to UN Security Council.
2010 December- Christmas Eve bomb attacks near central city of Jos kill at least 80 people. Attacks claimed by Islamist sect Boko Haram spark clashes between Christians and Muslims. Some 200 killed in reprisal attacks.
2011 March- Goodluck Jonathan wins presidential elections.
2011 July- President Jonathan says he will ask parliament to amend the constitution so that presidents will serve a single, longer term in office.
Government says it wants to start negotiating with the Boko Haram Islamist group blamed for a series of recent attacks across northern Nigeria.
2011August - Suicide bomb attack on UN headquarters in Abuja kills 23 people. Radical Islamist group Boko Haram claims responsibility.
2011November - At least 63 people are killed in bomb and gun attacks in north-eastern town of Damaturu. Boko Haram claims responsibility.
President Jonathan sacks the head of Nigeria's anti-corruption agency, saying that the body has failed to get to grips with graft during her tenure.
Christmas Day attacks
2011December - Nearly 70 people are killed in days of fighting between security forces and Boko Haram militants in north-eastern states of Yobe and Borno.
Christmas Day bomb attacks kill about 40 people. Boko Haram claims responsibility.
President Jonathan declares state of emergency to contain violence by Boko Haram.
2012January - Fuel price strike causes major disruption. Unions suspend action when government reverses decision to drop fuel subsidies.
More than 100 killed in single day of co-ordinated bombings and shootings in Kano, shortly after Boko Haram tells Christians to quit the north.
2012April - Chadian President Idriss Deby calls on countries neighbouring northern Nigeria to set up a joint military force to tackle Boko Haram militants as they continue their attacks. He warns of the danger of the Islamist group destabilising the whole Lake Chad basin area.
2012June - Boko Haram claims responsibility for attacks on two churches in Jos city and Borno state, in which one person died and dozens of others were injured. An angry crowd kills six Muslims in Jos in retaliation.
2012July - Nigeria signs a preliminary $4.5bn deal with US-based Vulcan Petroleum to build six oil refineries. Nigeria lacks refinery capacity and has to import most of its fuel needs, despite being a major oil producer.
2012August - The army kills 20 Boko Haram fighters in a shootout in the northeastern city of Maiduguri. The government says it has started informal talks through"backroom channels"with Boko Haram to try to end attacks. Boko Haram ruled out peace talks shortly beforehand.
Maiduguri clashes
2012October - Boko Haram bomb army bases in Maiduguri. The army says it kills 24 Boko Haram fighters in subsequent clashes.
2012November - At least 100 people are charged with treason after a march supporting independence for Biafra in the region's main town, Enugu.
2012December - A French engineer is abducted in northern Katsina state. The Islamist group Ansaru claims responsibility.
At least 20 Christians are killed in attacks by suspected Islamist militants in the northern states of Yobe and Borno over the Christmas/New Year period.
2013May - Government declares state of emergency in three northern states of Yobe, Borno and Adamawa and sends in troops to combat the Boko Haram Islamist militants.
2013July - Secondary schools close in Yobe state after a massacre of 22 pupils at a boarding school, which the government attributes to Boko Haram. The Islamist group has burned down several schools since 2010.
2013September - Boko Haram Islamists murder more than 150 people in roadside attacks in the northeast. Separately, security forces fight Boko Haram armed insurgents in the capital Abuja.
2013November - Six state governors defect from the governing People's Democratic Party (PDP) and merge with main opposition All Progressives Congress, leaving the PDP with fewer governors supporting it than the opposition.
2014April - Boko Haram kidnaps more than 200 girls from a boarding school. The US and Britain sends planes to help search for them and West African leaders agree to co-operate to fight the Islamists.
2014May - Nigerian cities are hit by a series of fatal bomb blasts blamed on Boko Haram.
2014July - Nigeria and neighbours agree to form a joint military force to combat the growing regional threat posed by Boko Haram.
2014August - Boko Haram proclaims a caliphate - an Islamic state - in the territory it controls in the northeast, a declaration dismissed by the government.
Re-opening of schools for the new academic year is postponed because of the ebola outbreak in the region. Five people have died in Nigeria.
2014October - Nigeria's military says it has agreed a ceasefire with Islamist militants Boko Haram, and that the schoolgirls the group abducted will be released. The group denies it has agreed a ceasefire and says the girls have been married off.
President Goodluck Jonathan confirms he will seek a second term in office in elections set for February 2015.
2014November - More than 100 die in attack on the central mosque in Kano, at a time of numerous high-profile assaults by Boko Haram.
2015January - Boko Haram capture towns of Baga and Doron Baga on Lake Chad in major operation, killing hundreds of local people and displacing thousands more.

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-13951696&sa=U&ei=gyDdVOXsHszXPL-MgbgL&ved=0CBYQFjAC&sig2=4KnH2fgJqlj5lakC2zuASw&usg=AFQjCNF9jOFugqrncitnVQmdpXe_sjqt6g

prettyprettywow:
Dominique Oputa is Charly Boy's stunning daughter who is his spitting image..He posted this photo and called her "My Baby, My Mirror, My joy, My Princess. CharlyGirl"

Many feel she is his favorite ..
She pics of the father and daughter below

http://chynaduru..com/2015/02/charly-boy-gushes-over-his-daughter.html

Cursed family

funmilayoB:
Heroin i heard she will b on N2000 note. why can do dat in time bf another woman takes her place

lol...what do you think will happen to nigerian economy if they ever make #2000 naira note..??

Why do you think they did not allow cbn go onm with the #5000naira notes??


Abegie......we no want.....ooooooo

We still they regret #1000 naira note you they think of #2000..

I have said this before: if you have a girlfriend, (either you are a broke or made guy)...


Eat her punnani (deal seal)that's what I call it...

She will think twice before she cheat/leave you..



Thanks me larra.

Ivyluvie2:
Funny!!
Take it easy...



But you just proved a point;after all the talks and advices from guys about ladies doing the toasting/chyking,we would be tagged 'cheap'if we do so.

End of story

FYI..


Lol whether you toast or not.....

All girls that are not runz girls are cheap...

So quit deceiving your selfs.....

Ivyluvie2:
Funny!!
Take it easy...



But you just proved a point;after all the talks and advices from guys about ladies doing the toasting/chyking,we would be tagged 'cheap'if we do so.

End of story

FYI..


Lol whether you toast you or not.....

All girls that are not runz girls are cheap...

So quit deceiving your selfs.....

Fatalveli:
You shouldn't have uploaded your pix, you look like 40+ and you expect the young lads to em' notice you...... U've gotta be kidding me!

Lol...and who told you she is the person you saw in the pics?

omah1:
If you are serious about this( ur hatred for the opposite sex) , then u need to put yourself together.
work on yourself , read books, listen to msgs on dating and self esteem; then take a break.
Above all, IF YOU DON'T LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOURSELF, NO ONE WILL. stop devaluing yourself, you're a diamond. Luv ya.

No offence buh are you a lesbian



Am helping her look for a lesbian friend..

MissWanted:
neither blackett nor naijaboiy wanted me
they thought i was cheap 4 askin dem awt

any guy dat comes my way now shld get ready to be fcked up. i will so use his empty lyf....after dey wld say dey lyk.bein toasted by girls

stup1d men

1st of all lemmi start by asking..Do you have a lesbian partner or are you planing to get one?


lol...funny how you handle rejection tho...


Do you know how many guy are bn rejected right now??


lol...now you experience a little bit of rejection which some guys face everyday...and you say you hate men...

Too bad candle sticks can't work the magic anaconda works...

A piece of advice for you: don't give up...


Rejection is only natural..(When adam first saw eve he rejected her) till conji caught him...

Maybe you haven't ask the right guy out...

As for the part that you say you will reject guy that ask you out: I think its funny just remember (MAN NO GET ASHAWO HOUSe )in nigeria.
Lol...don't forget you can never be young for ever
The more men you reject the more you age....and end up bn a cougar...



SECOND tot.....I think this story is made up(lie)

LOS ANGELES– A few hours after the Grammy Awards finished, the Grammy Awards announced that Rapper Kanye West and his wife Kim Kardashian have been forever banned from attending future Grammy Awards, but not banned from actually winning a Grammy award.
During a very gloomy Grammy Awards, the Internet perked up when Kanye West appeared to pull a Kanye West and stormed the stage in protest of Beyoncé not winning one of the biggest prizes of the night — album of the year — which went to Beck for “Morning Phase.” After the show, Kanye West proceeded to show his anger by saying “Beck should respect true artistry, and given his award to Beyonce”. Kanye West’s statements are very controversial, with people believing he and Kim Kardashian are very disrespectful.
It was Kanye’s first Grammy Award appearance since 2009, where he infamously interrupted Taylor Swift’s speech. However, the Grammys appeared to suck of Kanye West’s classless and disrespectful ways by banning him and Kim K from any future Grammy Awards, which by the way, is not a surprise. It is a very good move by the Grammys if you ask me; it is about time someone put Kanye West in his place.

http://huzlers.com/kanye-west-kim-k-banned-attending-future-grammy-awards/

jaybee3:
Does that look like a PVC to you?

some people self...

They just come here and post sheet on Nl...and one stupid clueless mod just move it to Fp....

Bro I believe me half of Nl members are clueless..

To the topic that they don't even know what PVC is


Well its the blind politically brainwashed one..

PdP followers be like...buhari @ work
APC followers be like.....shame on GEJ





Me I be like: fukk propaganda and clueless zombies followers.....nigerian politics is a joke.

Mprex:
What ever

who cares!


Team-I-Dont-Give-A-Flying-Fucck-About-Who-Seats-On-The-Damned-Presidential-Seat

Babe you are the only patriot I have met on niraland


People keep disturbing them self about nigerian politics even the us can not play nigerian politics


Everything has been planned by our big dogs...
If you father our family member is not a politician
Don't count on the media because our politicians own the media..

Until nigerian politics mature: I'm a proud member of team no vote....















Votes don't count............what is the use of endorsements

iPopAlomo:


E be like say she thief your bread for dream...

she no get good manner of approach...

iPopAlomo:


Guy... you don toast Jashar before way she no gree...? Ms only jealousy dey cause this kain thing or painment...

lol......them dey toast girl wey no get class.....

Dude you seek.....carry on nothing do you...




If em no go comment, you comment for yourself..
You no need anybody to give you wetin you want

jashar:
What are you saying?
Juvenile muccccccchhhh...... Sheeeessshh
apparently, sarcasm and you are yet to meet.

I don't usually replay stuffs like this buh you know what








































From the deepest darkest part of my heart#
#fuckyou


























Bitch your words stink,you stink....










I don't blame you sha....
Its that clueless guy that's deceiving you..





You lack manners: you sure act like you need one...










You think I'm juvenile for making a joke out of your lost virginity
Oh am sorry sweetie.......its lost forever...





















Quote me and say one trash and watch me torment you disgusting life and become your worst nightmare in reality

jashar:
IrepOrijin nko?....

We want virgin comments here only..













































If you have done it 6x3..
You are still a virging....
















;P

firstEVA:
Really? As is really eating it? Tell me more

.



I'm kindda shy I don't like talking too much..


How about you come around nd I show you


Sounds great ryt?

kennyjodeci:


There is o....my guy has been starved for 6 months now by his wife just because he beat her

lol...he is paying for the beating..
lol..since he could beat his wife why not forcefully have her??
..Just saying#



Not judging buh its your friend I blame..
For his poor coordination..


Women need to be handles with maximum coordination..


Guess he was trying to be a man when he beat her as a result of her poor behaviour which was as a result of him not properly coordinating her...



lol...good luck with there sex life

firstEVA:
sex isn't food na?

sex na food...

If not why do people eat pussy