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Romance / Re: Please Help! What Does She Mean? by Movesz(m): 3:33pm On Feb 18, 2015
When una go fukk this one fukk that one..

Now na by force fasting and prayers you dey do

One gay guy they tell you make you act gay scenario...smh cool cool cool

Just make sure you tell some of your close family relative so that incase her juju work they will know what is happening and what to do...

Buh if this thread no be another NL white lie you should know what she meant buy her statement..
You should know the kindda person she is..

If possibility they say she fit be winch try settel with her peacefully...nd still fast and pray make she no table your matter for meeting..m
Politics / Re: Nigeria: Top 9 Political Parody Accounts On Twitter - Citypeoplemagazine by Movesz(m): 2:33am On Feb 18, 2015
Please don't make racist and tribalistic comments on this section
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Nairaland Guys Bash Ladies by Movesz(m): 1:44am On Feb 18, 2015
lol..#season_of_bashing #dont_panic..
Romance / Re: Reasons We Watch Porn… by Movesz(m): 1:41am On Feb 18, 2015
I don't know why I watch porn..
I like making porn sha.
Romance / Re: I Have A Huge Crush On Diddydiva by Movesz(m): 12:20am On Feb 18, 2015
Ok..we don here...
Go get more soap and a copy of her picture...
Wetin you want again
Romance / Re: No Sane Guy Will Marry A Nairaland Female by Movesz(m): 11:56pm On Feb 17, 2015
Foolish thread...how many times em they tell una make una leave una phone...

Go out there, there is a world bigger than the internet..

Even face book nor get verification for gender so notting do nairaland..

Some niggas hopeless gon oh..looking for relationship on nairaland or most social networks in nigeria is like looking for a pin that fell inside ocean..

Am sur em go soon send this thread to trash...



















If you need a girl friend? #Wifie go the fukk out girls yapha dey look for husband and pkansh..


No let social network dull yu

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Romance / Re: Best Breakup Ever!!! by Movesz(m): 10:04pm On Feb 17, 2015
elantraceey:
Congrats . Next time consider a no sex relationship tongue
lol.. Like you are in one yourself




You want to use your advice to deprive that poor girl of sex abi?? Chai dia is God oh!!

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Romance / Re: 11 Key Ways To A Man's Heart by Movesz(m): 9:05pm On Feb 17, 2015
No amount of list can make you get me to like you.









In case my future gf is a nairalander ..

Just be real.
Be who you are as you are..
If I like you fine if I don't no offence I'm probably not the right guy for you..
Romance / Re: The Etymological Dimension Of Love!!! by Movesz(m): 7:59pm On Feb 16, 2015
Love is a boring topic
Romance / Re: Before You Walk Out,feeling Fed Up,you Should Read This!!! by Movesz(m): 7:58pm On Feb 16, 2015
Post unreadable..I still comment sha
Romance / Re: Why Am I Different From Other Ladies by Movesz(m): 7:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
Ill be ryt back....
Romance / Re: Top Eight Reasons Why You Should Marry A Female Doctor by Movesz(m): 7:44pm On Feb 16, 2015
9. They are not shy on bed...
Romance / Re: Top Eight Reasons Why You Should Marry A Female Doctor by Movesz(m): 7:44pm On Feb 16, 2015
9. They are not shy on bed....

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Romance / Re: How To Spot Ladies Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by Movesz(m): 7:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
Space booked
Romance / Re: How To Spot Ladies Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by Movesz(m): 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
This thread will just lead jjc guys to runs girl trap..

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Another Guy Tries To Woo Your Babe In Your Presence? by Movesz(m): 7:40pm On Feb 16, 2015
If the guy na Alhaji I give them space make them yarn.





Because maga must pay tongue tongue tongue
Proudly a love-vendor
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Another Guy Tries To Woo Your Babe In Your Presence? by Movesz(m): 7:38pm On Feb 16, 2015
If the guy hold money pass me... Ill just chill and watch her response..
Romance / Re: RECONSTRUCTION!!! WOMAN GETS NEW V.AGINA FROM PIG'S INTESTINE by Movesz(m): 7:34pm On Feb 16, 2015
Comment larra
Romance / Re: RECONSTRUCTION!!! WOMAN GETS NEW V.AGINA FROM PIG'S INTESTINE by Movesz(m): 7:34pm On Feb 16, 2015
Comments coming soon
Romance / Re: Female Friend Opens Door While Dressing! by Movesz(m): 7:17pm On Feb 16, 2015
Merlissa:

No offence, but you were wrong to insist that she must show you. You sounded like a big baby..


Apologise so she doesn't think otherwise.

big baby indeed..

echobee:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa shocked shocked shocked shocked,ur english just naked me sad
you dey find pwek abi Conji tongue

Merlissa:

No offence, but you were wrong to insist that she must show you. You sounded like a big baby..
Apologise so she doesn't think otherwise.

And girls don't like big babies ryt
Romance / Re: Female Friend Opens Door While Dressing! by Movesz(m): 7:06pm On Feb 16, 2015
ipleddge:
bro u gat it...am so sad he lose such free punna...its a matter of time,d punna is surely his
The guy na jjc maybe

Dotwillis1:
How old r u?

Nice question.. Op should answer
Romance / Re: Female Friend Opens Door While Dressing! by Movesz(m): 4:32pm On Feb 16, 2015
lol...your story reminds of my jjc day in the university(off_k thing) I had this friend he was serving(Nysc) @ our school library..

I was @ home one day and was kindda bored so me and my nigga went to his girl friends place ...

we stayed in a place for some time and we decided to go shopping with the chick...

She wanted to take a shower before heading out..

lol...next thing.. She was undressing in front of me and ma friend..

I was like...(In my mind) Should I be seeing this..
Then to me it was a big deal..
Latter on I realised it not a big deal most girls do it..


So dude a pity you sha because you just lost free punnani due to you graa graa busy body...


If only you were patient enough she will bring back the punnani for you..

Now wey you see boby wey I doubt if you touch am...wetin you gain....??


Buh no loose hope sha..if your game is perfected she will bring back the punnani for your nacking pleasure...


For the main time try to settle things with her..


Those girls they help goon oo...
Good neighbours(feeding you nd fukking you for free)...


No ever do mistake toast her sha...

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Romance / Re: 6 Tips On How To Get Any Nigerian Girl by Movesz(m): 6:05pm On Feb 14, 2015
Orikinla:


[size=18pt]No one has the tips to get any Nigerian girl.
Your tips will only get you the Nigerian girls who don't have better ambitions than you.[/size]


lol...no go jones oooooo.
Another guy might be fukking up your wife or babe right now..


IF YOUR Can't DO IT DON'T MEAN SOME ONE ELS CANT
Romance / Re: 6 Tips On How To Get Any Nigerian Girl by Movesz(m): 6:00pm On Feb 14, 2015
MzNelly:


Where is the book club? Invite me

Pm me so ill send you details
Romance / Re: 6 Tips On How To Get Any Nigerian Girl by Movesz(m): 5:58pm On Feb 14, 2015
Kentrasso:


Doesn't work.

You buy me anything without my asking, I'll eat it and go back to my fiance. tongue

If you talk too much I'll just get bored or worse still, judgemental.

Saying you are jealous of my man makes me mad. I.ll see u as a cheater

So go figure


lol...what do you know..?
Romance / Re: 6 Tips On How To Get Any Nigerian Girl by Movesz(m): 5:04pm On Feb 14, 2015
adexsimply:

I used to believe this works every time until I realized it doesn't work every time

Some guys don't know that if its all about money the girls will just friend zone them for the money
Romance / Re: 6 Tips On How To Get Any Nigerian Girl by Movesz(m): 2:03pm On Feb 14, 2015
ireneony:
#############
babe how is val
Romance / Re: 6 Tips On How To Get Any Nigerian Girl by Movesz(m): 2:00pm On Feb 14, 2015
Geenickel:





sai GEJgringrin

Your pdp for real?

Lol funny when people wanna talk about cheating they say pdp

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Romance / Re: 6 Tips On How To Get Any Nigerian Girl by Movesz(m): 1:50pm On Feb 14, 2015
MzNelly:


Motivational, spiritual, horror; anything but romance.

How about detective novels..


Will you join ma book club..?


We do little romance books sometimes

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