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Jonzing as usual

And don't forget that the born by mistake baby gives you an opportunity to practise being a father before you baby comes......

Also the have a baby mean she is not barren if you marry her it is safe to say she will bear you children..

Bro pls be afraid (paranoid) about the issues..

on NL I can't even count the desipardo's we have in the house...

From what you said seems she is quite desperate too..

First question you got to ask your self...

+++Can you love another mans child as your own?

If yes..your a good man..

If no...it doesn't make you a bad person..


I will not as you whether you love her...(Love doesn't exist)

Buh the hole affair all boils down to your decision..

Are you the type that need to be told what to before you do it

how does she treat her kid is also an important assessment to make...

If she is like amber rose(as whiz khalifa describe her)BAD MOTHER.......Run for you life..

To cut the long story short...

If you don't have any problem with the fact that she has a baby and your ready to be part of the babies life...

And you have done your home work about her..

And you think you can mary her..


Then marry her...





Buh if you think she has ulterior motives about the wedding stuff...take you time before you decide what to do...


Remember don't be too hasty while making life time decisions....marriage is big deal because it defines the future...


























No need to thank me only if you insist

missjenna:
Whatever

lol....funny NL girls..

If someone reply your rudeness..

you guys will start opening threads how guys bash NL girl and the mods don't do anything about it...


lol...funny enough I wonder what guy will put up with a girl with this attitude...


Advice..go to church 2mao and thank your GOD because you where rude to the wrong person and he let you go with it...



On a second note just quote me and try to annoy me and see nightmares become reality...

[quote author=missjenna post=30946534]You don't go around searching for what is yours[/ quote]

apologies...


Good luck.....

+edited+

Sorry best of luck

vislabraye:
Wow, what a nice legs you have. What time do they open
That's the best pickup line I've heard. All others are bullshhiit

vizkiz:
I'm inlove with the coco!!! I got it for the low low!!

fuckshit:
my fücking favourite
so we can fück the shït out of each other

yemicoal:
Are you a yam cos my heart pounds for you
Are you an okro cos my heart draws to you

Bad guy....

ronald4lif:
Nice!
But are they meant to woo a girl or to sleep with a girl, coz most of the lines are sexually suggestive

Niralanders asking questions since 1800's

missjenna:
Pick up lines don't work on me.
If you are a guy, all you have to do is engage me in a healthy conversation.
From the conversation, I will be able to measure your intellectual strength
That's what works for me
By the way, any guy that says any of this to me, would never get my attention

Na who ask you maddam...

Or are you desperately searching...

Ok...nice

MY FAVOURITE


Put your burden n body down on me some day I'm gonna make you smile if I get the envelope I can walk straight in ya candy shop and get some lollipop lollipop taste sweet





WHICH ONE IS BEST FOR YOU?


Are you a unicorn cause you're my fantasy

I have an F, a C, and a K. All I need is U.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street

Girl you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of yall

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you THE MATRIX, casue I'M THE ONE."

Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.

Since beauty is only skin deep, your body has no insides

Are you a pirate? Because I want to see your booty

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread

If your lips are vodka, I want to get waisted

First time I set my eyes on your the click so strong I want to be a part of you

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day. I'd have a galaxy in ma hand

What is a nice girl like you, doing in my dirty mind

Are those space pant? cuz your ass is out of this world

Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?"

If I could be anything I want to be your bath water

What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?

Hey you are pretty I'm cute together we will be pretty cute


If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!


I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle


"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

"If I was naked, holding some pie and ice cream, would that still be dessert? or would I?"

The only vowels I need are U and I"

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather.""

Are you a lightswitch? Why? Cause you really turn me on"

Do you have a cellphone in your back pocket(why?) Cause yo booty been callin me alllll dayyyy"


Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

My life is so sad and lonely (why) because you're not in it


Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart


Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

For you, I would walk a thousand miles.

“I didn’t know angels flew this low.”

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.

Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and ill owe you one

eleko1:
if una nor marry any of such,nah who unaa wan come marry.It is just youth exuberant,nothing last forever.U dnt expect a young boy that sag today to sag @ 50/60

jay Z still sags niccur

EasyBundles:
Man pls how do u change d font colour of ur signature to blue?

[color=#1980BC] blue [/color]


red




Copy and paste (delete the word blue/red) put what ever you want to replace it with there..

prettythicksme:
i tell u,i am sure the girl go dey cry whenever tinz wan happen

. She go still they enjoy am sh

prettythicksme:
lol this one go kill ooo

Come to think of it...

That guy go get girl friend...

Wey they suffer from that instrument..

Slimzjoe:
Not Every Guy wants a Good Girl

Gals Should Stop Asking dhiz dumb question

No mind them...

Na internet cos ham...

Render some people jabless...

Before you know now you go see person open thread they beg for GF/BF when if you jam them for street na form em go they form....

prettythicksme:
but some ladies will b like wahoo i love this #some ladies can withstand this jorr but for me i cant oo too long

Hmm...I smell

You no want die abi..

That thing na German war machine..

lagmostkuit:
Jesus! It's so disgusting.. i'm sure d thing won't allow him stand too much so i'll order all d expensive items I need "take away", collect cash with my sweet mouth and then run for my life. Tufiakwa for dat kind thing!

I thought thay said girls like huge pinisrty..

What's with you comment..

Love only exist on the internet...

If a girl tell you she loves you...she wants something from you..

If a guy tell you he loves you..he wants something from you...

The true meaning of love has been compromised..

Love this days is mostly associated with money and sex...

The brain and heart are two different thing..use them well....

Life is just a movie...act well..

Romanceland psychology class 101

lagmostkuit:
Relationship wise- i'm so boring and am too shy for my liking and maybe that's why i've not had a lasting relationship.

Social life- i'm lively among my friends who knows me fully well.

To conclude it- ORIGIN turns me into an extrovert

9.. They can't/don't want to live a decent life...
They like tasting different dickky and forget their makeup don't make then grow younger, makeup only hide their wrinkled body...

Unfortunately they sever as role models to some Nigerian girl who want to be like a celebrity..

At the end of the day they turn cougars..

All this ones na executive runs girl...

Bado....that girl bad gon ooh...

See her mouth..

Damn hope she no mistakenly suck brain fluid8)

























Cute babe sha


Buh guy no come open another thread say she give you ""magramo"" ooo

RULE1 no beefing

Nigeria is a JOKE...


Can't wait for this overrated ELECTION to come and go.......

Nothing we nor go see/hear because of election..


African china say" election for my country na padi padi wayo wayo" before election we know who go win buh this year something big is about to happen and I am tired of waiting and hearing bushsheet..

If GEJ win.....issues

If GMB win issues..

Abegi I'm on ma way to france I can't shout

heykims:
So u mean students of medicine, nursing departments ain't ideal undergraduates because they repeat classes when they don't meet the minimum standard set?
Guy, there's nothing glorious about u by being a student in the university but for what u present at the end of the whole exercise which is ur grade.
If one isn't fit academically to advance from one class to the other, he should be made to go over the courses again., that's discipline and will inject sense seriousness into the brains of those affected.
It is ur personal perspective that the difference between a secondary school and a university is automatic promotion. Btw even in most public secondary schools that I know, they don't repeat classes.

Hmm.. Never heard of medicine/nursing students repeating classes..

If they fail in some courses they change their departments for them automatically...

The reason why students spill in school is just like an additional year/time for them to make up for some courses they had carry overs.....

lol...secondary school and college are two different institutions and there programmes are quite different..

In secondary school when you do not pass reach the required subjects you are either promoted on trial or made to repeat as the case maybe...

While in the university when you do not reach the minimum CGPA you will be advised to withdraw or me withered from the school..

In the university you do not repeat a class(level) because you failed a course..provisions are been made by the school management which allow you to add and drop courses at the next level not repeating the level..

If your carry overs are too much for you to clare during your normal school year...you spill (additional year ) for you to clare them....

heykims:
I hold no objection with this new development simply because I don't even expect any graduate with a pass to present his/her certificate anywhere but only to show off in the midst of mediocrities to have passed through a university..
My question now is that considering D is now the pass mark at 45% which means the minimum accepted CPGA is now 2 of 5, what's d fate of a student with a CGPA below this cut off point, (withdrawal from the university?) or they need to get to the final year before the final CGPA is assessed and then denied a degree certificate?

My suggestion:
Anybody with a CGPA below the minimum required should be made to repeat that class/level until he/she improves on the grade

Lol...what is the difference between secondary school and university if you have to repeat level..

Why do people spill?

Guy you funny oo..


Well I think with the new development they should start summer classes for people who has carry over .

So do you mean if I go to the bank and tell the girl at the counter all this pieces of poo..will it add 000,000 to my #500,000??


I think some NL guys have an obsessive nature..


Make una leave this girls in peace..we know there type e no reach to they disturb una self everyday..

If you need gf or wife drop your phone and go somewhere

At the end of the day this poo go make Fp oo.
Odikwa

...

No need to crack your brain...

If em mistakenly see you smoking weed or hear that you smoke weed..

lol..

YOU ARE THE BADEST GUY IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.

Just remember this: if you by mistake break her heart..her papa go hear...


And you know what that means

Personally I don't have any problem with all this Nl lie lie list.. (Some of em list work sha 2% out of 100)

The qualms I have with them is the fact the they go about opening threads that give innocent boys and girls men and women false hope about achieving something impossible...

Advice:: emancipate yourself from mental slavery..

#dontpanic its the season of lists