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Career / Re: Picture: Anything Bad Spending My Salary This Way? by Movesz(m): 11:12pm On Feb 25, 2015
Odillz:
From my POV,you are being stingy and visionless to the stomach infrastructure..
What your budget suggests is that you would (1)Invest, (2)carry ashawo=the unhealthy ones o lipsrsealed because na only them dey collect those poor change wey I dey see so,(3)Drink.
Do you now mean that you will not eat good food so as to sustain you to enjoy your investments when due?undecided.

Hmmm.
I fear that you might die of either hunger or kidney disease or HIV.


Lol...he just want comments and make people laugh before going to bed...

Buh if that's the way he really think

Then you said it all....

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Romance / Re: Help My Parents Arrested My Girlfriend by Movesz(m): 11:07pm On Feb 25, 2015
First of all...I know this is nollywood production..


But from the script presented, the guy must be mad.

A niccur collected his girls number, then gave him the beating of his life

Worst part, she left with the guyv

And he still invited her to an hotel to sort things out

Then got himself/girlfriend arrested by his parent

Did you even read your own script

This is impossible..except if the girl is a calabar girl(no offence)...

Viewing form another perspective....

The guy must be mad for

1)Going back to sort things out after receiving the beating of his life...

2)For opening this thread...




























Baba God,,,,,any girl that will cause my death even if she has amber roses butt, nicki minaj's shape, omotola body in one body.....I don't want......



samson in the bible suffered worst than your case...
Kip the struggle on...you might be lucky to loose your life for love.....what is better than dyeing for love......

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Religion / Re: Boyfriends/girlfriends Are Sinner Friends And A Sin To God. by Movesz(m): 8:13pm On Feb 25, 2015
Wtf......is tomorrow sunday
Romance / Re: Unspoken Social Rules by Movesz(m): 8:10pm On Feb 25, 2015
Too bad I was gonna ask you for the link to verify so I could move the post to fp ....
Romance / Re: I Need Your Opinion Please by Movesz(m): 8:07pm On Feb 25, 2015
sexyjennik:

Lol, I agree with u but all these names for virginal that has made the real name "virginal go into extinction "who originated them? grin

They are mostly made up words that become popular..

lol... I heard "punnay" from a song tho..

"Give me punnay"
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Were In His Shoes?? by Movesz(m): 7:57pm On Feb 25, 2015
Story for the gods
Romance / Re: Unspoken Social Rules by Movesz(m): 7:54pm On Feb 25, 2015
You made that up I guess
Politics / Re: Political Motivation by Movesz(m): 7:43pm On Feb 25, 2015
theoctopus:
So you know this and have been insulting the president for years now? Some of you are just useless... grin grin grin

I am not offended by your opinion...

What is yours and mine is mine (opinions)...

Time will judge..

richol:
age has no significant role in politics...tho its wrong

To some extent you are right buh if you look at it from another perspective?

What happens after politics?

What is aftermath effects those rude attitude in the name of politics on the youth/socity ?

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Romance / Re: Which One Are You Guilty Of? by Movesz(m): 7:38pm On Feb 25, 2015
None....of the above
Romance / Re: I Need Your Opinion Please by Movesz(m): 7:35pm On Feb 25, 2015
Defiantly the guy waiting for punnany,...

Punnay is the only one universal thing that can motivate a guy...


If that chick just say the word....and you know if she come the punnay is yours from the cool cool cool lashing..

Its just like magic how you put you self into cleaning your apartment...and coordinate you friends so that there will not be any much unforeseen...
Romance / Re: All They Want Its Sex by Movesz(m): 7:28pm On Feb 25, 2015
pinkycute:
Hmmmmm embarassed

All they want is Sex angry and you like Sex too undecided

So tell me))) what do you really want DAT you don't have

Mhctewwwww some guys go just they show themselves for no just cause angry

Since you've ladies that you Bleep, why can't you pick a wife among them.

I think the guy just wanna make head lines...
I mean fp things...
Romance / Re: YOUR VIEW!!! Which Tribe Spends Money More On Their Girlfriends Or Wives? by Movesz(m): 7:26pm On Feb 25, 2015
Malo (hausa) boys will spen their last money to please one stupid girl...really amazing how they think...


Igho..lol....are you a girl dating an igho guy??
You will work for the pay (bedroom and kitchen and laundry jobs)

Yoruba boys are sometimes stingy always calculating....



Buh in reality its all boils down to individual personality.....
Politics / Re: Political Motivation by Movesz(m): 7:08pm On Feb 25, 2015
richol:
he aint embarassing no one,he has his right to speech, let him talk...if anyone has problem with him they should talk about him too.

Niccur even in the wild west, that we copy all their ways....

You don't go about insulting elders all in the name of politics....
Politics / Political Motivation by Movesz(m): 6:59pm On Feb 25, 2015

Romance / Re: 10 Things A Woman Should Never Wait On A Man To Do by Movesz(m): 6:39pm On Feb 25, 2015
Another boring list....thumbs up...jjc's gonna love this
Romance / Re: Coca Cola Says Stick To A Partner (pics) by Movesz(m): 11:01am On Feb 24, 2015
Nigeria perfect market form anything...
Romance / Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman Knowing He/she Had A Baby In The Past? by Movesz(m): 9:31am On Feb 24, 2015
As a typical Nigerian man lemmi answers your question with question

How many woman has children for tu face(2 face)


How many woman will give their soul to the devil to marry 2face


How many woman do you think wish 2face divorce ann
Romance / Re: 4 Ways To Turn A Good Argument To Great Sex by Movesz(m): 8:36am On Feb 24, 2015
Wild west nigerians...


Sex sex sex....never tired of doing research about sex...

The real sex is how the government Bleep Nigerians without condom..

Sex help clare/free your mind...what next

Activities abi....lol.....sleep
Romance / Re: Imo Village Head Dies After Marathon Sex With 2 Teenage Girls Aged 14 And 16 by Movesz(m): 8:32am On Feb 24, 2015
What will he tell God

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Romance / Re: How To Keep Your Manhood Up And Hard For Longer In 20 Ways by Movesz(m): 8:30am On Feb 24, 2015
What can I say

Another thread...

Might work....

Jjc boys take notetongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: How True Is This? by Movesz(m): 7:32am On Feb 24, 2015
Lemmi break it down for you....

Some like weed buh they can not smoke
Some like smoke buh they have no weed..

Alcohol not everybody like alcohol..

Some like girl buh can't handle rejection.. to approach is world for 3....
So they rather go to a hoe house and satisfy conji..



not every body that's smoke weed drink alcohol...
Chain smokers don't fancy woman...


If you see a guy drinking alcohol @ one point in time he will smoke cigarette (not every body can smoke weed)
A guy that enjoy alcohol likes women and will most likely be a womaniser...


Some people a born womaniser...
Being a womaniser you can choose to smoke or drink....or not...
Its a choice thing...


As I said early in some other thread today....nigeria is gradually becoming wild west...
Alcohol consumption in nigeria is almost same as water...

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Romance / Re: How to respond to rejection like a boss by Movesz(m): 7:16am On Feb 24, 2015
Not bad @all ....

Lol..k...you gave her a piece of the shiiit they feed people....

Nobody in the history of inter night like "K" as reply...

Lol...make her wonder..


Ignoring her and moving on is the master stroke...

Girls love friend zoning since the days of mary in the bible...
Romance / Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Movesz(m): 7:09am On Feb 24, 2015
We are gradually been americanised...

Immorality at its peak....

Girls are no longer shy talking about sex and how they use condom, fukk, etc..

Wild west......
















You know what that means More sex no love..
Romance / Re: See What This Woman Did To Her Husband Because He Loves Her (pix) by Movesz(m): 7:03am On Feb 24, 2015
Its not a new thing...

lol...when you hear a grown ass man calling his wife mummy then you know anything is possible..

Juju is real.

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Romance / Re: Name One Thing You Wil Never Give Aa Person Of Opposite Gender by Movesz(m): 7:52pm On Feb 22, 2015
My ministry of peniss....

I can only borrow a girl to test ride...

Suck on (feed)...

Etc..


Buh give is out of the equation.....only borrow
Romance / Re: Hottest World Leader: Sexy Bikini Photos Of First Female President Of Croatia by Movesz(m): 7:47pm On Feb 22, 2015
Sexy intelligent....



Female president in nigeria Impossible
Romance / Re: 5 Girls You Should Never Date by Movesz(m): 2:13pm On Feb 22, 2015
Dating is along thing...

Nobody said any thing about dating anybody..

Na lashing they rain....
Romance / Re: 7 Simple Things Ladies Do To Deceive Guys by Movesz(m): 2:11pm On Feb 22, 2015
Niraland junkies....

Can't believe this is gonna make fp...

Season of lists wonder what will be tending next
Romance / Re: The Mistake Of "Being Yourself" Is Why Most Ladies Are Still Single by Movesz(m): 2:06pm On Feb 22, 2015
Single ladies suck_dick
Romance / Re: She Is Madly In Love With Me But She Has A Daughter. Pls Advice by Movesz(m): 8:41am On Feb 22, 2015
ifeojobas:


Although I share your sentiment, I think she probably wants to quickly get married because other men have been running away at the sight of her daughter. She doesn't want to give him too much time to change his mind.

Exactly...you just said it all in a few words....thumbz up

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Politics / Re: “Nigeria Will Cease To Exist By December 2015″ – Biafra Movement by Movesz(m): 9:59pm On Feb 21, 2015
First of all this is treason..

On a second note...mhen if its true I honestly can't wait for it to happen....

Let this igho people pack their load and go...

Let's now see weather their founding fathers will pay even the jobless monthly...

NO AFRICAN state can survive alone...

Africans are not smart...that's why they said two heads is better than one...


Let's see how biafra will woek for them
Romance / Re: 17 Chivalrous Habits That Will Attract Any Lady. by Movesz(m): 9:54pm On Feb 21, 2015
I was gentle when I didn't know the colour of pussy_cat

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