Evaberry:


HaHaHa I'm not a guy
I'm female, .
u r funny ooo .

baba,i no believe u,until lesbianboy confirms it.

Evaberry:


Are you jealous

baby lesbianboy (my baby daddy)
this man is jealous of our special love

love btw a guy nd a gal isnt called special love bt just like ur partner posited,you are a 'guy'..so i understand nd i'm indeed jealous coz 14yrs is not easy

Evaberry:



GUY


GUY?
Plz o I'm just a girl hopelessly in...... with you

I'm no guy

make una comot for road,make others fit see road na..abi here resemble the other room ni?

reno has spoken well for once,in ten years..WE THANK GOD!

saxwizard:





lol......u are on a long thing

lol

Tiny23:
uhmmmm,I have a feeling I have these qualities.Op,does that make me a keeper?

nah,you are a striker!

erm..op,i need #200 mtn recharge card o..at least,change begins with u!

the words 'celebrities','fake',and 'lies' are synonyms. chai,see finishing!9jerians no get chill at all.

as if there've been steady power supply before.. maintenance ko,repairs ni. #oshi

NCAN... Reporting from UNILAG base... it's in the west... I repeat, It's in the west...
Thank you!

if him like,make e dey london,if him like make e dey uk..make e sha no carry him badluck come back here o.

Itannooluwa:
I've not been celebrating Valentine day. But am ready
this year . Haven't found anyone yet oo. Still
searching .
For gifts, I'll like a carton of indomie,
A carton of spaghetti.
A paint of rice and garri.(garri bendel)
A bottle of red oil.(big Eva).
Fish (azu fridge).
Okporoko.
Tomatoes and tubers of yam.
Kerosene.
Milo(baba sala)
Peak milk
Geisha
Crate of viju milk,malta Guinness nd any red wine
I'm not a slay queen... I don't need sharwama or
pizza. Inbox/pchat me, if u want me to be ur val.
I love u! tanks n anticipation

desires of an average nigerian female student!hope u've finally found a foodstuff seller for a val??

lol!
sharp guy..he is scared of becoming FATHER ABRAHAM with many SONS,in this recession.

Agadsman:
then after the val what comes next?

she begins to threaten u with pregnancy test results.

BigStout:
Lame attempts at been sarcastic

sorry bro,take heart!
we wailers really feel your pain!

the person that brought about that rubbish must be sick in the brain..so annoying process.

let's ask ifa!

jobless students!looking for awoof upandan.

na now una eyes open abi?
Foolish people!u were busy criticising the last administration during the last election campaign period,whereas you had no plans,no solutions,but of coz,u had sweet-mouth coupled with deceitful unattainable juicy devilish promises.

iffa hear!vie what??sacrifice without good pay? MBANO!

enemies at work..bad market inside buhari's recession.

the change is here.enjoy the recession while buhari lasts! make una no vote mallam,una no hear!

see his face like 100watts electric bulb

stupid people.smh

nah,dey've stopped obeying photographers.Selfie has taken over.they now obey their phone camera apps.

Nukualofa:
Osun should be sold on OLX plzz

maybe lagos too.though not the state,bt their governors.
SELL THEM!

frubben:

Even the padding sectors self. They. Can't even pad well.

bros u lie.ask dogara!

frubben:
The tin no tire me for Nigeria.

Is there any sector that Nigeria is even flourishing like no comply.




Which kind country b this

yes there is;THE PADDING SECTOR.any kind of padding you can think about.

Pascalville:
what's at the second gate??

MFM HQ.

village people at work bro.you need to go to Unilag's 2nd gate for help. thank me later

i purposedly set my room on fire twice because i was angry with my parents. op,i sight u o.you can do better.