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Ok... Make GEJ lead us in prayer.

pdp and lies are synonymous

BiHung:
GEJ 2019

but if your brain is drunk, is ur sense too... Are you dis stu.pid or sometimes. For crying out loud... Show some remorse and some foo.ls likes ur post. Gosh

phayvoursky:
IF THIS IS TRUE (WHICH IT SHOULD BE); THEN THE LEADERSHIP OF APC SHOULD BE QUESTION.

Buhari SAID HE WILL MAKE JONATHAN's GOVERNMENT UNGOVERNABLE AFTER LOSING THE 2011 ELECTION.

IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT STATEMENT, NORTHERN NIGERIA WAS IN DISARRAY.

TO THE U.S MILITARY; THE ANSWER ISN'T FAR FETCHED. APC LEADERS LEAKED THE INFO THE BH BOYS.

hey, are you sure you read the post at all...see, get some brain

see as i open my mouth Dey look
I've always been suspecting boko haram is political... Av just been proved right

CAUTION: This post is for laughter only! Do not practise at home. Lol! Evelyn, I have found what I think will make Henry hands-
off you for real. However, I must admit this
solution didn’t come easy. Like you know, this
solution is a product of two weeks of intensive
research and deep thinking, the type popularly
referred to as thinking out of the box. I can assure you that if this solution is applied
according to prescription, your boyfriend will take
to his heels. Two more things before I finally let you into this
wonderful solution. 1. Be sure you truly want Henry to leave for real because he will. 2. Be sure you can stomach the kind of story he would peddle about you afterwards. So Evelyn, if you truly want to leave Henry or rather
if you truly want Henry to leave you without a
fight or quarrel, here is the solution. It is a one-
stop solution. The solution is called My Peeing
Solution to a stubborn boyfriend. Since he’s your live-in-lover, you can easily
execute this plan the way you want it. The solution is simple. Day 1: Wet the bed like little children. Make sure the quantity is large enough to cause a major
concern that night. Apologize profusely to make it
look believable Day 2: Repeat the act of day one. Apologize again Day 3: Leave the bedroom for him; sleep on the couch in the sitting room. Wet the couch. You do
not need to tell him. The pungent odour will
speak for itself later in the day. Day 4: Wet your clothes. The urine smelling clothes should dumped where he keeps his dirty
clothes Day 5: While in the sitting room with him watching a TV together, urinate on the couch.
Stand up to reveal the mess. Express your concern about the new embarrassment and how much you need a medical attention. I can assure you that on the sixth day, he would
have found a wonderful excuse to run away from your house. However, if after doing these he refuses to go, then you need to reconsider and take your boyfriend more seriously. Peace

nothing we no go hear 4 dis election period....

i laff sotey i dont knw What to type... E be like say i must stop listening to dis comedian, her cluelessness go Dey affect me small small

Gejfreesupport:
Is there anything APC hasn't blamed GEJ for?

He built Almagiris schools, GEJ was blamed..
Robbery in Lagos.. GEJ was blamed
GMB missing certificate. GEJ was blamed
Comatose rail revived.. GEJ was blamed

And the list is endless..

@Baawaa.. can't pee and poo, blame GEJ..

and didn't the government blame the opposition for everytin... Abeg Pak well joor

Chaií

wait ooo, and you expect me to read all dat

Lolz... Are u kidding me?

chineke

na you

good news

selectedhero:
CRIMINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE GUY IS TALKING IN TERMS OF PERCENTAGE NOT ACTUAL FIGURES. READ AGAIN.
BEFORE YOU START SPEWING SAW DUST OUT OF YA MOUTHS. LATTER YOU SAY CHANGE.

take am easy wit ur life now... Pele ti e

some people will just open mouth and talk sha... Shey na the same no of people wey Dey south Dey north ni... Mtchww

webincomeplus:
Take just 15 tablets of paracetamol, mix with just one liter of hypo. Drink the whole preparation immediately in the morning after.

i fear you ooo

Season 1

AbuMikey:
I can't seem to find the resident TANoids online, to defend Her usual market woman kind of talking

them Dey rally now, Dey neva collect today's #2000

dipo1234:
THE BOLA TINUBU PLOT ( DA Bola Tinubu mãkirci)
The only northerner that followed Buhari to London is Mallam El Rufai, who incidentally has called Buhari perpetually unelectable a few years back . At the APC convention, northern delegates voted Kwakwanso and Atiku. Buhari won the primaries through the help of South west and South South votes propelled by Bola Tinubu and Rotimi Amaechi who both has aces up their sleeves.
Elite northerners like Tank Yakassi , Gambo Jimeta, Ibrahim Babangida, Shehu Shagari, Abdullsalam Abubakar, Sheik Gumi, Balarabe Musa, Aliyu Gusau , Attahiru Bafaraw etc have identified the Tinubu plot and openly opposed Buhari's ambition.
The others like APC chitin, Atiku Abubakar has gone cold and refused to fund the campaign further.
A vote for Buhari is a vote for Bola Tinubu's ambition to make Nigeria his fiefdom, just like he made Lagos State.
At 41, General Buhari was a laid back Head of State, who allowed his deputy Tunde Idiagbon to run the show.
At 73 with health challenges, he will be a sleeping President who will allow others run the country fully.
The reason why Tinubu refused to support Buhari in 2011 was because Pastor Tunde Bakare refused to sign an undated letter which resigned him as Vice President in case they won. This infuriated Tinubu and he pulled out of the CPC and ACN merger. he plot was to make Tinubu Vice President upon Pastor Bakare's resignation.
After the recent APC primaries, Bola Tinubu fought desperately to become running mate to Buhari. He was resisted by Rotimi Amaechi who had his own ambition, a stubborn personality and a very rich vault from Rivers State government coffers.
Reaching a stalemate, Tinubu settled for his errand boy and core loyalist who is a pastor from the largest church in Nigeria.
Ironically it was in the premises of this church that pentecostal pastors gathered and endorsed President Jonathan. This is because the General Overseer of the church was spiritual enough to recognise the Bola Tinubu plot.
The Bola Tinubu plot is all about hoodwinking northerners into putting him squarely in power.
NORTHERNERS PLEASE VOTE WISELY

am sure u just wake up ... U sef no make sense

i dont knw What to believe sef about this man

see gobe... Na only apc corrupt? Stella nko? Madueke nko? You (i mean you yourself GEJ) nko... Infact save us all dis trash and declare ur asset I rest my case

ozoigbondu:
So a bus carrying ballot papers was intercepted
The ballot paper has a picture of presidential aspirant instead of all
The ballot paper was used during the time of federal election commission so it is not current
The spokesman of the party whose presidential candidate appeared on it blamed PDP so it has to be apc spokesman since they blame PDP for everything
PDP spokesman denied it cos it is their stronghold
The ballot papers came from kano others have been found in osun abekouta and kaduna state all APC stronghold.

This is rigging mechanism of APC intercepted by the police just like the one found in niger state in the north.No wonder APC was crying over the postponment they have already planned to rig.Jega too has a hand in this

bro, calm down... If osun, abeokuta and kaduna is apc stronghold. Why are they still planning rigging there. Wise up Mumu

we all know He knows...*in GEJ voice* bokoharam is in my government...

so pdp sef need change... Chaií

no offence though.... Buh i think dat man must be Igbo

princejite:
[b][/b]it all started six years back when i was given admission into rivpoly, dept of mechanical engineering, bfore i got into school i was in street game call deybam in port harcourt city, rivers state, when entring the school gate was a sign post shun cultism it does not pay, but i kept deaf ears on that, during that period of ma stay in school i now met a guy who lead me to one nunuo who was a klansman, the guy tried is best to initiate me into the efolk ministry call kkkonfratenity but i didnt allow him, but d mistake i made was hav fill and thumb print on ogor (death madman skull) with my blood, d day i was to b initiated dat day i run away from dem, so dey keep on marking me in campus bcus i knew dia secret alittle whn i was in d street. Some happen in campus when a guy was confessing on how he was force to klans up, i heard d testimony, i now block d guy and ask him how it all happpen he told me and i dey ask him do you know one nonuo he said yes , it was nunuo dat force and initiated him, when i saw the wound in his ass i was scared to join kkk, dis is where ma problem started , i went to the school cso i told dem dat i knew d guys dat diddis to dis guy, all ma information was recorded in d suevillance dept of the security office, so the school was looking for a way of getti trap of does guys, i was still hanging out wit dem just like a zaaki y planing wit d skoool to arrest dem. To be contuine tommorow

una no go come update... Abi 2mao neva reach.... Abeg now

Hahaha.... See gobe. Desperation from pdp Oh sorry ydp

Ok

Abeg now... Y 2mao... You dont know the life u'll be saving now...