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Mobo or whatever, please try to be creative and come up with a fascinating topic, *yawn* ![]() |
Wife shld have free mobility and husband shld carry its burden himself.Patient is d key to good marital life.Jesus of Nazareth, Olami099 ima marry you |
@ MOBO444 , you need counselling bloody pig, you make me wanna puke.You have a bad attitude and it won't take you far.You are one irritating flat ass |
MOBO444 , you are a slowpoke and that will never change shame, I pity you |
@mobo444, i am proudly south african and what do you know about south africa anyway ?you are such a bitter bastard .i bet you failed geography |
Pen, hair comb, extra phone battery, Mirror, Make up kit, Diary, Bathing Towel, Extra panties, Little mini skirt, Little blouse top, National ID card, complimentary card from numerous men, ATM card, key to 1 room apartment (where she lives with 4 other friends), Gold circle Condom packets, Rough rider condom (special customer), more Gold circle Condom packets, x rated DVD movie (blue film), 300 Naira cash, sachet gin, body cream, tooth brush, packet of pure water (to wash face next morning), portion of charm, sleeping drug (to drug rich men), extra slippers and finally a vibrator, this is the item inside the handbag of the average single black lady in NigeriaShuuuuu!!!!!That is the whole mall |
d bigrod , what is the meaning of senseless slowpoke? |
d bigrod , that is the reason why she needed your advise brother so if you have nothing to say just shusss :-Xhh |
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Good one Olami, thumbs up!!!!!!! |
@Poster,did you buy her the phone ?If not,then i suggest you let her do whaever with her phone cause you din't pop out any cent ![]() |
Eish!!!!!!i guess it's a punishment neh, Im out, we'll chat tomorrow and on sunday.Be blessed guys |
Omolola darling , go home and have a fab weekend |
I have a 9 yr old son and expecting triplets now.I know you don't have to reject God's gift but triplets , aaaaahhhh.I get moody and cheeky so now you know why i act the way i do |
I am around Illovo love so let me know when you are around ok ![]() |
Go give her a warm slap and then she will see that you ain't cool ![]() |
Jhb skat |
It's a deal then |
Googles, when i decide to visit Naija,i will halla back @ you girl and we will definitely paint Naija red ![]() |
Money can't buy anyone love.Why is she so desperate to get married ![]() If she is that desperate she must just contact her parents to arrange a hubby for her . |
Sagoddess and Googles , THAT'S IT |
By the way ,i am referring to Okija_juju .Get a life man |
And your point is /Stop talking crap and write something constructive |
SaGoddess, nope |
I am notmad @ ya darlings, love you to bits, mcwaaahhhhh.Tomorrow it is ![]() |
Well,if it's a boyfie maybe i would understand that he is still doing netshopping and im not good enough for him but if it's a husband then it will raise the eyebrows.If it's my hubby i will definitely throw him to the nearest waste bin for recycling because clearly he doesn't know what he wants in life and by the time i am through with him he will be look like this ![]() |
Oh!God, this is so sad *wiping tears form her cheeks* |
@SA GODDESS, This is between mois and Googles so stop interferring and the cow that made me mad is in hell now |
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?you are such a bitter bastard .i bet you failed geography




