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Can madrid turn d table around tonight n be victorious against brussia dortmund??

pls i need answers.

Help a brother; I was in this brt bus, when
she got in, I said,
'Hi good day'.
She just looked at me and did not reply.
'I am greeting you' I said.
'And so what?' she retorted.
As the bus moved, I offered her ipereke
(plantain chips) and she hissed at me
mteeew, then I quietly be myself.
When we got to Obalende, she alighted
before me with her big handbag looking
beautiful I must confess.
Shortly I heard a ping (Beep) the sound of
blackberry then I looked and saw a BB Z10
between d seats with her beautiful face on
the screen.
Quickly, I stopped, picked a bike and rushed
back to the junction where she had dropped
and luckily I saw her entering a fastfood joint
then I humbly called her 'hello... hello...'
She stopped and looked back.
When she saw me, she shook her head and in
disgust she said,
'Look at how stupid you are, so becos of a girl
you stopped where u are not supposed to
stop, Idiiiiiot!'
She went inside not knowing that I came to
give her her phone.
What will you do if you are in my shoes, I still
have the phone with me.

mayb i go form my own terror gang so dat Fg go grant us amnesty......................................................................................lol

Siena: And where's the source to this tale of yours?

smtin wey appen for my area u dey ask of source doubting thomas

it was a tragic incident when a man was caught burying his four month old baby alive because his wife refused to have sex with him at nite.

man u 50% Barca 30% Arsenal 10% I will giv d remaining 10% to man city.

He ask the faithful to pray for him and also pray 4 d poor and mst especially d children. Muslims are also in attendance. Datz gud

83% oil blocks in d niger delta
owns by northerners*** northern
senators reject 10% of d profit of
oil companies to d place where
dis oil blocks are located. **** dat
means oil company should all go
with their profit and ignore their
host comunities. Naija i dey
hail,una no dey cary last

hey guys. wat do u think abt ghana constitution since independent.

man u nw feels d taste of their medicine. . . .dancing alingo my first post made frntpage. ;Dman u nw feels d taste of their medicine. . . .dancing alingo my first post made frntpage.

What best describes this incident . kung fu . taekwando . karate . shaolin soccer


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WbHqhunKl8

CHYKMAN: Point of correction, FIFA has no connections with this ranking, simply because it's temporary and the criteria for ranking is too shallow and not enough for the intention.

Which Tym u start to watch d game of soccer

Barcelona have been knocked
off the top of the International
Federation of Football History
& Statistics (IFFHS) Club World
Ranking after a poor run of
results.
But to many people's surprise it
isn't Real Madrid or Bayern
Munich, or even Manchester
United who have displaced
them.
No, the current table toppers in
the IFFHS Club World Ranking
are Chelsea. That's right, that
Stamford Bridge club that
seemingly stumbles from crisis
to crisis like a drunk from bar to
bar - the club whose manager
last week went into meltdown,
whose owner is reportedly a
crazed megalomanic, and
whose players include the £50m
striker who doesn't score goals
and the club legend who can't
earn himself a new deal.
Chelsea have endured a
miserable Premier League
season, their first campaign of
domestic struggle since, wait,
their first since last year come
to think of it.
But while Roberto Di Matteo
managed to salvage an anaemic
league campaign by embarking
on an incredible run in the
Champions League and FA Cup,
this year's boss, Rafa Benitez,
has found it much more
challenging to prod the old
giants of the dressing room in
action.
The Blues sit fourth in the
Premier League, and face a
scrap to qualify for next year's
Champions League - a
competition they've already
exited.
A section of the fans are in
open revolt at the manager
when really the blame should be
pointed at the board and/or
owner. And the club's favourite
son, Frank Lampard, looks set to
leave the club on a free transfer,
probably a week or two after
becoming Chelsea's all-time top
scorer. Strange times at
Stamford Bridge, but then
again, that's nothing new.
Across Europe, many have been
quick to point to Barcelona's
recent El Clasico defeats as an
end of an era. The fact that they
lost last year's Champions
League semi-final to a goal-shy
Chelsea and the league title to
Real Madrid seems to have gone
unnoticed, thanks largely to Real
Madrid's own self-capitulation
in La Liga this term. But perhaps
those were the turning points,
rather than this stuttering
string of defeats.
In the absence of Tito Vilanova,
Barcelona have lost three on the
bounce. And all of a sudden
they're clearly a spent force.
Well, IFFHS seem to agree, and
the Spanish side, who have
been reigning Team of the Year
for the past two seasons, have
slipped to fifth. One of the
teams to take their place is
Atletico Madrid.
Spearheaded by Radamel Falcao,
Diego Simeone's side have
blasted their way to second
place in La Liga and into the
Copa Del Rey final. There they'll
face Real Madrid, in what
promises to be a
mouthwatering capital city
clash.
Here, they're up to second,
while runaway Bundesliga
leaders Bayern Munich are third.
2012 Club World Cup winners
Corinthians in theory were
crowned the world's best club
side last year. Everybody's pretty
confident they're not, but they
are up to fourth in the IFFHS
anyway.
Rounding out the top ten
you've got Boca Juniors in sixth,
Real Madrid in seventh, Juventus
and Inter Milan in eight and
ninth respectively and then Sao
Paulo tenth.
So, no place for Manchester
United - 12 points clear in the
Premier League - and no room
for Borssia Dortmund or
Manchester City. Controversial
perhaps, we'll leave the criteria
and mathematics to the boffins.
You can find out how they work
it all out on their website here.
So, here is the IFFHS top ten...
IFFHS Club World Ranking - Top
10
1. Chelsea | England | 307
points
2. Atletico Madrid | Spain | 304
3. Bayern Munich | Germany |
292
4. Corinthians | Brazil | 287
5. Barcelona | Spain | 283
6. Boca Juniors | Argentina |
281
7. Real Madrid | Spain | 277
8. Juventus |Italy | 241
9. Inter Milan | Italy | 234
10. Sao Paulo | Brazil | 230

Check this out... Its A-M-A-Z-I-N-
G but its true, the Smartest
Family in Britain is Black and, -
wait for it- NIGERIAN !!
This evening on Hardfacts we
intend to focus on this good
news as against the usual bad
news we always hear about
our country and countrymen.
Read the amazing story below
and share your thoughts
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Peter and Paula Imafidon, 9-
year-old twins living at
Waltham Forest in northeast
London , are a part of the
highest-achievi ng family in
the history of Great Britain
education.
The two youngest siblings are
about to make British history
as the youngest students to
ever enter high school. They
astounded veteran experts of
academia when they became
the youngest to ever pass the
University of Cambridge ’s
advanced mathematics exam.
That’s on top of the fact they
have set world records when
they passed the A/AS-level
math papers.
Chris Imafidon, their father,
said he’s not concerned about
his youngest children’s ability
to adapt to secondary school
despite their tender age.
To Peter and Paula’s parents,
this is nothing new. Chris
Imafidon and his wife have
been through this before: they
have other super-gifted,
overachieving children.
Peter and Paula’s sister, Anne-
Marie, now 20, holds the world
record as the youngest girl to
pass the A-level computing,
when she was just 13.
She is now studying at
arguably the most renowned
medical school in the United
States , Johns Hopkins
University , in Baltimore .
Another sister, Christina, 17, is
the youngest student to ever
get accepted and study at an
undergraduate institution at
any British university at the
tender age of 11.
And Samantha, now age 12,
had passed two rigorous high
school-level mathematics and
statistics exams at the age of 6,
something that her twin
siblings, Peter and Paula, also
did.
Chris Imafidon migrated to
London from Nigeria in West
Africa over 30 years ago. And
despite his children’s jaw-
dropping, history-making
academic achievements, he
denies there is some “genius
gene” in his family. Instead, he
credits his children’s success to
the Excellence in Education
program for disadvantaged
inner-city children.
“Every child is a genius,” he
told British reporters.
“Once you identify the talent of
a child and put them in the
environment that will nurture
that talent, then the sky is the
limit. Look at Tiger Woods or
the Williams sisters [Venus and
Serena] — they were nurtured.
You can never rule anything
out with them. The
competition between the two
of them makes them excel in
anything they do.”

man u has tasted their own medicine #bad officiatin ;Dman u has tasted their own medicine #bad officiatin

confusion247: This referee just followed the footsteps of man u mid-fielder Howard Webb. The difference is that this time the referee just perfected the good work of Howard Webb.

confusion247: This referee just followed the footsteps of man u mid-fielder Howard Webb. The difference is that this time the referee just perfected the good work of Howard Webb.

confusion247: This referee just followed the footsteps of man u mid-fielder Howard Webb. The difference is that this time the referee just perfected the good work of Howard Webb.

gbam

[color=#000000][/color]One decision against Manchester
United and their fans are cursing
the referee. Don't you remember
how many decisions went in
favour of you in the past years?
All the teams suffered from FA
(Ferguson's Association). So, don't
jump out like fool. Accept the
defeat.

ibide: Mr governor . What is ur concern , With the formation of Pdp governor's forum . ? Or do u want to join them ? By the way , who told u that pdp chairman is one of the most important post in the country

gbam