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ksstroud:
A call for 2016 Graduate Engineer Training Scheme by Dangote Industries Limited

To the;
Mechanical Engineers,
Chemical Engineers,
Civil Engineers,
Electrical Engineers,
Mining Engineers...
With 1st class, 2.1,2.2/HND

You can forward your CV with your discipline clearly stated in the subject of the mail to GETS2016@dangote.com on or before 5th of February.
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Wishing you the very best...

pls can someone with "B. Sc Geography apply for Mining Engineers but with (2nd class Lower)
Thanks

ifecodon20:
How to root my itel 1701 and itel 1502

heyi!Use kingoroot and thank me,Nairalanders and Kuvuki Landers forever.
Gyarbonka Shaka.

Great One of KUVUKI LAND just speak to my Bones that Gionee had bleep up the hell on price of this phone.


Solution
They should bend down and reduce the price of the phone or no living beings with Bones"skeleton" will patronize their phones.

Gyarbonka Shakalalaaa.

Ayomidegbenga1:
The man who loves to play Gwara Gwara

Heyi!You are right Brother.
Gyarbonka.

gurutech201:
In our group we use 300GB Monthly if you want you can join us 10GB daily times by 30 a month don't dull

Pls add me to ur group..
Gyarbonka .

viktor88:
Mr bone for my department go catch the person less than 10 mins wey exams start

Including me.

Gyarbonka!

Zehner:
lekki lagos.

Thanks

GlassDoc:
This is a platform to make money or more money irrespective of your discipline; academic qualification or inclination. You don't need to pay a kobo to subscribe to this platform. It's a lucrative and rewarding platform if you choose to explore it.

CAUTION: This is not GNLD !!! As a one time victim of gnld, i know very well that it's pure nonsense ! They brainwash people and tell them about an OPPORTUNITY that does not exist!

For this job; You may not leave your house; your office; or your street to make money. You need a camera phone with an internet connection to send a picture through whatsapp. Moreover, if you can't afford to snap or/and an internet connection you can still participate and make money for yourself. All you need to do is make a call or send a text.
NB: Only those within Lagos and around its axes can benefit monetarily.

To avoid violation of nairaland rules i would stop here. Just drop your number and i will add you up to the whatsapp group where the details will be rolled out. Are you skeptical about this and need more info or you don't like the idea of dropping your number here? check my signature and get in touch for further clarification.

Pls here is my Number add me

Zehner:
BusyMinds is recruiting to fill the following positions:

Teachers
Assistant Teachers
Nannies
Janitors
and Administrative personnel.


The staff required must posses the following:
Fluency in English language (written/spoken)
Articulate and well spoken
High level of integrity
Facilitate learning by establishing a relationship with pupils, and by their organisation of learning resources and the classroom learning environment.

Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CV's to: busyminds.frontdesk@gmail.com

location of the school Pls.

Uxolo!
My Great King of KUVUKI LAND ought to be in that list .
Gyarbonka Shakalalalalalaaaa.

Donfolu:
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Malware refers to software programs designed to damage or do other unwanted actions on your computer system. You can picture Malware as a Badware. The common examples of Malware include, but not limited to Viruses, Worms, Trojan horses and Spyware.



Recent findings by Panda Security showed that hack and intrusion last year is at a record rate and it looks like it will only get worse in 2016.


According to Panda Security, 84 million new Malware samples were detected and disabled last year which is 9 million greater than what was experienced in 2014. Unsurprisingly, 27% of all Malware ever recorded were produced in 2015.

27% of all recorded #malware appeared in 2015! More info https:///JnV3qfDRAg #PandaLabs. pic.twitter.com/09qXzbn7Qx
— Panda Security (@Panda_Security)
January 25, 2016



Infact a type of Malware known as Trojan which seems like a legitimate software is responsible for most of the detected Malware.



How to Avoid Malware Infestation

-Get a good antivirus e.g Kaspersky, Norton etc  (preferably a licensed copy) 
-Update your antivirus frequently 
-Surf carefully on torrent sites
- Enable pop-up blocker

http://www.techlab.com.ng/2016/01/the-rate-at-which-computer-malwares-are.html?m=1

pls which antivirus is best suitable to use in our andriod phones and can we use two antivirus in our phones.
Gyarbonka Shaka.

Pheals:

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Nairalanders come and share your experience! The kinds of punishment you received when in schools

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yes it's either bad or good but I didn't think any is good why some attend private especially dose born with silver spoon

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let me state some:

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frog jump

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monkey stand/ monkey cigarette

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governor's chair

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dancing without drum or singing

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step match

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raising up your hands

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sun brain dry (this include sleeping in the sun )

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the day teacher : you will be request to teach others what u didn't know

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knee down

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force sleep

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plane mode - stressing your two hands

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back to brain beating

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knee wash: you will be ask to knee down moving around

@Oups! you forgot to mentioned "PICK A PIN"

Gyarbonka Shaka

End Time Scary Movie series
They should better change the title of the movie.
Gyarbonka Shaka.

onatisi:
You don't seem to understand what fashola said. What he is saying is that cancelling the contracts signed by previous government will create problems for the country so due to the present economic situation of the country the contracts needs to be renegotiated to reflect the current economic situation. He is saying that the present government should not play partisan politics with the nation problems and solutions. Nice idea but will the dullard president listen to these wise words from fashola ? I doubt it

you are right my brother.

organicfoods:
Transplanting operation in progress.

pls can we used the vertical sack method in growing Water melon .thanks

Good One OUPs! May Great One of KUVUKI LAND bless you.
Gyarbonka Shakalalalaa..

gurutech201:
done

Pls add me

Gyarbonka Shaka

May Great One"GOD"of KUVUKI LAND bless Mark Zuckerberg .
We need 10 million people like him in this world including KUVUKI LAND.
Gyarbonka Shakalalalalalaaaaaa..

I though it is going to be "NUTMEG" well let me consult Great One of KUVUKI LAND to speak to the Bones on what andriod N will Stand for is it Nutella or Nutmeg..

Shaka Shaka Shakalala Shakalalala
Shaka Gyarbo Eyarbo Gyarbo ..Shaka shaka shaka shakalala...

Result Looaading loading 10% ..20% ..50%..70%..80%..90% 95% ...
98%...99.9..... Gbam BOMB

Edon happen ....

The Great One of KUVUKI Land said that all Google officials should bend down and name that said andriod N "NUTMEG" cos Nutmeg is the most popular recipe for most dish in Africa, Asia,europe,North America,South America,Australia,Artic land Antratica and Alaska. be it Bebercue, pepper soup thing etc and most snacks including that Nutella ,my people "including those at Naija and Kuvuki Land"Which one come be Nutella ?
Gyarbonka Shakalalalaaa....

Missfavourblog:
OK but am sue op never see this cheap monster

Nokia E1: Nokia Budget smartphone with 20MP and Android 6.0

that phone is one of the BOMB about to be released by Nokia in first quarter of yr 2016 along with Nokia C1 and C2.
Samsung,Iphone and the rest will start having sleepless night cos of that .
Gyarbonka Shakalalaaaa..

Baroba:
Alligator in Africa?? Bros just accept your description was wrong.. That's a full blooded monitor lizard..

First pix American Alligator, second pix Nile Monitor Lizard.. You see the difference??

I just wish we leave these reptiles alone honestly...

you are right,pls tell them let them know.
May Great One"GOD"of KUVUKI LAND bless for enlighten them.
Gyarbonka Shakalalaaaa.

jmichlins:
If you don't re-register your mtn sim card hoping to port to this network, then your OYO state. I have heard this before and now. What happend to opening job adverts and interview abi all go begin on March when you must have started operation? Until I see you guys adverts on Nairaland.com, then your not serious

you are wrong the Job adverts had been on since august last year,am sure they must have closed it since dec last year.it was not advertised @ Nairaland,Infact so many people including me have applied for the job but waiting for any time to be called for test or interview.
Gyarbonka Shakalalaaa.

GlassDoc:
This is a platform to make money or more money irrespective of your discipline; academic qualification or inclination. You don't need to pay a kobo to subscribe to this platform. It's a lucrative and rewarding platform if you choose to explore it.

CAUTION: This is not GNLD !!! As a one time victim of gnld, i know very well that it's pure nonsense ! They brainwash people and tell them about an OPPORTUNITY that does not exist!

For this job; You may not leave your house; your office; or your street to make money. You need a camera phone with an internet connection to send a picture through whatsapp. Moreover, if you can't afford to snap or/and an internet connection you can still participate and make money for yourself. All you need to do is make a call or send a text.
NB: Only those within Lagos and around its axes can benefit monetarily.

To avoid violation of nairaland rules i would stop here. Just drop your number and i will add you up to the whatsapp group where the details will be rolled out. Are you skeptical about this and need more info or you don't like the idea of dropping your number here? check my signature and get in touch for further clarification.

Here mine add me

Mods in the House should Guwara tis thread to it's needful place.
Gyarbonka Shakalalalaa.
Before the poody get Cold.

Turning CBN to ATM thing just like how he turn DASUKI to THE MOST CELEBRATED FATHER CHRISTMAS thing of this century.
Gyarbonka Shakalalalaaa

Soon he will said they are GHOST WORKERs.
If he is very serious he should also sack GHOST LOOTOCRATS and POLITHIEFCIANS of that same amount.
Gyarbonka Shakalalal

If only the Oups will first spit on the Bones so that i can consults the Great One"GOD"of KUVUKI LAND to speaks of the event and Solutions to it.
Can say much watching 4 dimension First.
Gyarbonka Shakalalalaaa

He would blame it on devaluation of the Naira note.

If GMB catch that child eel,Him go gat to answer those questions well..
Gyarbonka Shakalalal..

Same thing with my King ,Queen,Prince of Kuvuki Land.Infact am going there with my Guwara Guwara as a sign to show them that i will not take it any longer with them when it happen again.
Gyarbonka Shakalalalalaaa

shegzbaba:
Just post your mobiles problem .....and you will get a solution reply.....ASAP.........android games problems included

pls my itel inote prime Tab recently just stop display etisalat sim network signal"no network" but shows for other network sims,but when i put it on other andriod phones be it itel,tecno ,gionee..etc it display full signal.pls what should i do.

Gyarbonka