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gonkin:
I was a nerd that didn't experience sex till I was 23. So I never did such. But from what I hear, it's thinner than the actual condom. And unbreakable if you cant hold the nylon with your hand use a rubber band. Been that secondary school always involved quickies. Unless students stole a condom from uncles and big brothers no chemist or pharmacy sells such to underage. So back then it was trending. I just never experienced it cuz I was too shy. Ended up jerking up sergeant sausage through my youth till I got my first doughnut at 23.

Sausage and doughnuts. Lol

DaInferno:
Zimbabwe, Kenya, SA and Nigeria got to be Africa's most weird countries.

AntiMahdi:
If you ever think of branching into the kidnapping business, that van will be perfect .

ObosiUkwalla:
The iragbiji druggie is from Osun state and not Lagos, kindly correct

ojiedave:
Like for Peter Obi

Share for Atiku

Mention for Tinubu

Online voting starts now

Debora98NaThief:
I got it 800 naira here in Lagos before a nairalander I invited to my apartment stole it with my phone too.
Deborah98 na heartless thief

geedot:
Where person go come run to bayi?.

ViceGovernor:
Lawan no let am use that ring touch you o
Some of us actually know what that ring does

CocaineLord:
Why can't Pa tinubu step down for Osinbanjo?

Pa tinubu is old and unhealthy and should be relaxing in the Maldives with some nice looking bitches and not gunning to be Nigeria's president

apache22b:
I and my entire family, on Tinubu's Manhood we Stand

Lilsameey:
How's the power supply in your area?
Over here, I would say it's incredibly gotten worst, we get like 8hrs light in 48hrs.

Kenmarine:
I'll get back to you.

2blessed01:
Should we expect Another ass whooping or the other way around

dalass:
How can I become a delegate?

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Joezinho:
Have you been to Fagge? Dala? Gwale? Kiru? Or Gezawa?

BoredBerry:
Just came back from the market... Went there with my landlord's son... This afternoon he saw me going out and asked where I was heading to... Told him... He asked if he could accompany me and I said yes! He was getting a few things too (a mop and buckets and so on...)

I've never spoken to him before... I thought he was an arrogant self-absorbed snub... Not my type... He's a few years older... I'm nineteen so he's between twenty one to twenty three... Very fair... Has curly hair which he dyed dirty blond but left the roots black... Pierced both ears... Dad is a police man... So it's insane he allows his son go out looking like a yahoo boy...

Anyways... He and I trekked a little... We barely spoke... I was extremely shy...

We stay in a very quiet predominantly hausa- fulani- yoruba muslim community... After some minutes we finally stopped a bike... He said we would ride together... I told him 'No'... I never tried that sh** with my exes and sure a as hell wouldn't start with him... But after waiting to no avail... I relented...

It was uncomfortable and extremely exciting! Being really close to cute guy! A lot of bad thoughts but I was also scared a neighbour would see he and I and report us to my mum...

We got to the market which is extremely disorganized! We split up... He went his own way to get what he wanted to buy... And I went to the stalls selling tomatoes and pepper and bought some onions from a mallam...

He and I met again... He asked if I was done so we would head back to our compound together... I told him I had to grind them cause the blender at home was faulty...

In the market... There's a section where yoruba women grind tomatoes or egusi etc... We got there... The lady I chose cause her engine was the cleanest started to tease us... My landlord's son is an aje-butter... He was choking turning red...

It felt good... Cause he was a bit humiliated which made me confident...

The woman asked if we were dating... I couldn't say no... Kept laughing throughout... He didn't say anything.... I think it's a good thing... He made it seem as though we were together...

We finished there... Started talking really well... He's funny... Smart too... Plus he's cute so I enjoyed us being seen together as much as being with him...

We went to a cold room to get some chicken... Nothing much happened there... He paid though... I refused cause I had the money... But I couldn't make a scene... We later spent the money on sweets and soft drinks... Which was fun...

His mum called... Asked him to go to his aunt's wine shop to get something... I didn't follow him cause it's already late... Went home alone...

DoggoneDogg:
Osinbajo said I should tell lala that this thread must not make front page

robosky02:
What messi and ronaldo couldn't do in a season somebody in Africa did in 90 minutes



You get it

robosky02:
South African Club Banned For Life After Beating Opponent 59-1



https://www.completesports.com/south-african-club-banned-for-life-after-beating-opponent-59-1/

Parachoko:
I thought Osinbanjo or Amechi will be the annointed one?

Obagofixxy:
Abeg make we use firewood wey we sabi joor

Macsjebs:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-61671913

DMerciful:
Salah is greater than Okocha.

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javaguru:
cow is to beef as snake is to. ?

PrinceOfLagos:
She's pretty

chemicool:
She's rich!

Soulsymbol99:
New pirates of the carribean loading....

iCauseTrouble:
Never. You have to be the running mate to Peter Obi.

Typicool8:
They wantu start dishing us livescore again