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Car TalkRe: . by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:20am On Oct 26, 2018
obekediamondfuto:
maybe the police people don impound the vehicle permanently sef......
the write up just tire me..... if someone wants to win in any industry, the strategy is simple..... develop a unique selling point, improve continuously on it, be an expert in the field, then slowly and gradually diversify, taking into consideration..... expansion of all assets and resources (staff strength, garage, work tools, media, promos, customer service monitoring and feedback, industry wide affiliations, standardization of costs, etc)....
not to be myopic and be looking for that one customer that will give u billions to fix his ride.

even the billions that should be used for expansion and standardization to meet up with the international standards is now being booked to buy "grade" cars and houses in maitama.......

it's mrcoolautofix y'all
What's your point in this whole jargon ?
Car Talk. by mrcoolautofix(op):
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Businessits down by mrcoolautofix(op):
RomanceRe: A Man That Beats Wife & Man That Divorce Wife, Which One Truly Love The Wife? by mrcoolautofix(op): 11:43am On Sep 27, 2018
kennygee:
The one that divorces the wife, I guess he loves her enough to let her go instead of deceiving and causing her constant pain.
hahaha you sound like you knew nothing about love, if god love you he corrects you and don't let you go hell fire, if he let you go uncorrected, he don't like you one bit no to mention love,

if you love anything, the last thing you wanna do is to let go. no matter what.
RomanceA Man That Beats Wife & Man That Divorce Wife, Which One Truly Love The Wife? by mrcoolautofix(op):
I have watch men beats their wife black and blue and at last the both live till the old age,

and I have witness man that don't touch the wife and it's like a beef show,

I want to say that MATURITY IS FOR MEN NOT FOR MOST WOMEN like 90 out of 100 don't have that mature attitude,

They talk too much, they have no control over what get out their mouth as soon as they are provoked, +-

They talk now and think later,

They can kill you now and cry about it later,

95 percent of women act, talk before they think

To me I strongly believe that no matter the height of any lady, or women perhaps, her IQ is equal to that of a under 6,


it's what you tell her don't that she wants and love to do,

for instance,

Kids loved to be pampered when beating same goes with ladies no matter her age,

Kids love after market little stuffs like lollipop coco pops, popcorn, ice cream, meat pie, My dear try any of this stuff on any lady you think she is mature maybe in 35 or 40 and you will be supersized that she will dance along.

Men are found of beating kids to correct them when their going wrong as a measure to correct them,

like the say spare the rod and spoil the child,

and I strongly believe that, growing older for men don't affect that mindset that beating anyone as a means to correct their ill manners even their own wife will correct every home training that she dodged while growing up from her parent home.


say for instance, the western word who has wrecked Guinness book of record with divorce, check no touch, no beating
and that's the ugly side of women if you give them more power that is not for them or above their capacity to control, they poo poo every where they abuse it, they turn it on you,



if you as a guy believe in this my little philosophy, you will from this day start seeing every woman as kid inside a big body, the brain is almost the same so start seeing them as kids and treat them like kids and you will get fed up with their kind of lifestyle, like they poo poo, play and eat sand, through rubbish on themselves, and so on.

I will say, beat them as to correct them, not as to take their life.

if a woman knows you don't take shit, and can beat her black and blue is she make a mess, she speaks with caution,
she act with caution,

but as soon as she realize that all you can do when she misbehave is to talk and complain,

she will automatically become an inventor of trouble, my girlfriend is my witness
,

if we all know that God will instantly slap us with hands of fire from above when we sin, that fear will make us to be more righteous than the angels in heaven.
Car TalkUnclad Truth About Roughed Cars At Low Cost (honest Reviews) On Vw Golf 3 /406 by mrcoolautofix(op):
Hello pal, This tread here will focus on honest reviews on This two powerful tested and trusted Titans

I bought vw golf mk 3 and drove it for 2 years and become service technician to its electrical mechanical and AC issues, after 3 years I installed ac into it cos it only came with heater, so there is no problem about vw from one to 4 that I have no clue to getting it a lasting solution be it trqction control related you name it, not only that I have also help others to diagnosed and solve their car related issues that is not vw but other make like nissan toyota ford in other automotive and ac related issues before founding Mr Cool Advanced Auto And AC Fix, as for 406 I worked closely with mechanics who are experts on peugeot so from ringing, sleves fitting, gear box changing, top cylinder changing, ignition timming setting.. And all that, and i have atleast restored it ac from zero warm blowing to pulling downd temoerture from 37 degrees centigrades to 4 droped atleast four dashboad,

Unlike ANY other threads this will be throwing light into every clean! dirty! beautiful! ugly side of these car atittude, so if you have your record where it should be, hit the Rec lets get down to the dirty part,,,

The benefit of this thread will be to enlignteen new car aspirators to know what to expect in making purchase of any of this car and to add to the knolegde of old owners of this cars,

Tell us what painful expirience you have encountered with any of this cars, and I will trie my best to tell you why it happened,

Tell us why you prefer PEUGEOT TO VW GOLF MK3 OR in reverse,

Tell us your encounter with 406 EW10 AKA PRESTIGE OR THE 2.0 L

Tell us the unbearable thing about VW Golf mk3 or 4 or 2 that makes you wanna dump it for another brand,


I will tell you things to note about this cars if you ask me nicely, before i proceed further don't you for a second think you are trying to enrich my knowledge about any, for telling us the tales of us your encounter with any of this cars,

Ask me electrically related, mechanically related and airconditioning related question about this two titans and am sure you will not make any blind choiice when going to make a purchase of one,

I will also tell you things nigerian car dealears will never tell you, that might land you in jail after making a purchade of a car,

If i decide to tell you everything, you will get fed up half way accross this thread missing the points thats vital for your state and fortune as much as welbeing, so ask
Car TalkRe: When your car becomes a drinker, and your gf Sugarcane addict! by mrcoolautofix(op): 8:22am On Aug 19, 2018
EgunMogaji:
I'm so happy to read this. We can't sugarcoat this things on here. Let's be hard on them. We might be saving a life in the future.
My honest prayer for everyone of you who posted here, you who sees nothing wrong what car park in the middle if the speed lane at 8pm in a hidden slop will encounter the same accident I encountered, and all this your been hard on your crutch and balls will be the justice fairness and equity you will receive that day..
Car TalkRe: When your car becomes a drinker, and your gf Sugarcane addict! by mrcoolautofix(op): 8:14am On Aug 19, 2018
HeavenlyBang:
How the hell does someone ram into a stationary car with hazard lights blinking, then come here to blame the car owner?

Are you alright in the head, OP? Fear no dey catch you if you see hazard light dey blink for night? I guess not, since you're obviously not alright.

Good luck with fixing your wreck. The owner of the other car should sue you for damages, too.
What's the difference between a car parked in the middle of the road in a In hill slop and bend conner with the hazard light on?

I don't have much words, you will surely experience it, when that day comes you will remember every words you posted here. ..

I want to ask you another question

Let's say your wife daughter or sister is was raped and during investigation it was discovered that she was barely wearing no clothes, based on her dressing,
Did you think that if curt give the guy a jail term that God will not give your sister your daughter or wide her own jail term for immodest and wayward lifestyle?

If that car was engaged into neutral and wheeled off the road they will be no accident or casualties. .

In Nigeria daft and clowns can think up shit and craps like you, but if a thorough investigation and forensic step into that crime scene,

That negligence that almost caused a mayhem will be given a heavy penalty that's due for it,

Ask your self if you in daftness were right how come the barrister thinks of sorting out the case without curt involved?


A barrister was there that night when the accident happened and told me where to table the case and it will be handled and they will pay for it and I restrained .

Before I will go to jail like you clowns were speculating my past records of driving will be a reference point, and that car will be checked all round why the driver didn't move it off the speed lane if the steering wheel gearbox are intact if the car is move able or not..

You are here vomiting rubbish !
Car TalkRe: When your car becomes a drinker, and your gf Sugarcane addict! by mrcoolautofix(op): 7:50am On Aug 19, 2018
thebigkendo:
Or he is just trolling.. You know attention sucking troll, he acts the devil's advocate for the publicity.. I doubt if any accident happened.
I had in mind to publicise the footage of my car crash but since you all are some sort of daft and empty skull, clueless and shallow minded people, I will not.

My honest prayer is that you all you see car parked at the middle of the road in a slop of a hidden hills will encounter the same accident that occur to me, and trust me that day will come and what so ever justification you posted on this thread will be your own fairness and equity, as I let what happened that day into God's hands so I put your cancerous words before the same God. ..you will experience it. So that next time when incident like this happens, you will guide your tongue carefully. ..
Car TalkRe: When your car becomes a drinker, and your gf Sugarcane addict! by mrcoolautofix(op): 7:41am On Aug 19, 2018
AceRoyal:
Highest he'll be charged with is not having a C caution sign in his car. As long as he had his "HAZARD" lights on, he'll go scout free with just a fine.
You on the other hand will be charged with reckless driving amongst other charges that will/might be brought against you by the passengers/Police. Aside jail term and monetary expenses you'll incure, you might lose your license.
You were wrong, for your car to flip over means you were probably doing 100km/h and above, and also driving so close to the car in front of you that it didn't give you adequate response time.
If you take up this case with the other driver, you'll LOSE! Better cut your loses and move on. Or appeal to him for some form of financial assistance based on empathy.
You are saying that is against the law to do hundred on the speed lane if am correct?

So what's the speed limit for service lane?

wreck less driving? I have been driving for four years and I haven't flipped any car not just city driving but interstate, where there is no spacious road and I didn't collide with any car no dent no scratches,

Look watch your language and your tongue,

You have car and you drive right? What happened to me will happen to you,

So you will understand my point when it happens to you,

What's the most dangerous time to drive a car?

What's the most dangerous kind of weather to drive on?

Just light your candles and pray cos what happened to me will happen to you, and your kind of justice is what will be applied to you. Mr Wreck less
Car TalkRe: When your car becomes a drinker, and your gf Sugarcane addict! by mrcoolautofix(op): 5:41pm On Aug 17, 2018
Originalsly:
Do you have a driver licence?....did you get it legally? Your licence should be revoked...you charged for reckless driving and thrown in jail...then sentenced to prison. On release..you shouldn't be seen in or near to a car. It is arrogant, ignorant and reckless people like you that be causing carnage on the roads. Thank God for bad roads..or the carnage would be worse with ignoramus like you behind the wheels. I just hope the injured would get their hands on this your statement/thread and use it in a court to get whatever compensation they can from you.

My advice.....go to the Police as soon as possible. ... make a report of the accident...tell them exactly what you told us... make it very clear he had no c caution sign but the hazard lights were on..., they will know what to do.
since you did't see anything wrong with someone leaving his car in the middle of the speed lane, you will face the same situation my prayer is that you should be alive after the incident to live the rest of your life in jail.
Car TalkRe: When your car becomes a drinker, and your gf Sugarcane addict! by mrcoolautofix(op): 5:35pm On Aug 17, 2018
Originalsly:
Do you have a driver licence?....did you get it legally? Your licence should be revoked...you charged for reckless driving and thrown in jail...then sentenced to prison. On release..you shouldn't be seen in or near to a car. It is arrogant, ignorant and reckless people like you that be causing carnage on the roads. Thank God for bad roads..or the carnage would be worse with ignoramus like you behind the wheels. I just hope the injured would get their hands on this your statement/thread and use it in a court to get whatever compensation they can from you.

My advice.....go to the Police as soon as possible. ... make a report of the accident...tell them exactly what you told us... make it very clear he had no c caution sign but the hazard lights were on..., they will know what to do.
the police cant be as stupid useless, heartless, worthless as you are, if you must know road safety corps, police and lawyers are involved in the case too, an guess what your ass is the only thing that was roasted like a corn over there.. fool!
Car TalkRe: When your car becomes a drinker, and your gf Sugarcane addict! by mrcoolautofix(op): 7:19am On Aug 15, 2018
ivoryhouse:
grin grin ..when last were you in Nigeria? We don't have jury system here..the car that broke down should have placed a c-caution to alert drivers but Abuja drivers are the most dangerous in Nigeria, and perhaps the whole of Africa. Unfortunately, I'm not sure any of the cars involved has comprehensive insurance.. I advise the op to cash out on the other driver's 3rd party insurance, if it is genuine, then settle with the other driver if the insurance pay out isn't sufficient to fix or replace the car
You said it all bro you i will post my car pictures later including number plate,
Car TalkRe: When your car becomes a drinker, and your gf Sugarcane addict! by mrcoolautofix(op): 7:06am On Aug 15, 2018
EgunMogaji:
1) Apparently your headlights were not bright enough.

2) You are following too closely just like a typical Nigerian driver. The Venza in front blocked your forward vision and you were just following along.

3) The value of the stationary vehicle has nothing to do with appropriating fault.

4) This accident is your fault. The other vehicle had a breakdown, he didn't plan to break down in the middle of the road.

If I were him and if you brought any suit then I would defend it and ask for a jury trial. Let average citizens of peers judge the circumstance. Others avoided the stationary vehicle but you didn't. Why? Did the police perform an DUI test on you?
Sorry to say that you sound totaly clueless, you have no previous expirience driving at night, you have not technical analyses to address this issues, you are completely off,

The first thing first, you have no information on my kind of headlamp and you just jumped into conclution that i was at fault, ,

If the car didnt park at the speed lane slop, the will be no casualties or damage to my car,

You have no previous knoledge about road sign, at this point i am sure you are not a driver, cos your daftness conclution is not illogical,



As the matter of fact road safety and police investigation came on board place a c caution at the scene to prevent more acidrnt from taking place, the person whoms car was in the middle of the road was a friend to a senior barister,

If i had colide with that car parked at the midfle of the road, the chances of me and five life suvival will be 5 %


Before i go, did you know anything about car? Driving at 80 to 90 at 8 :30pm?

Did you know anyrhing about headlamp and the best grades?

Did you know the penalty of leaving your faulty car in the middle of the speed lane without c caution placed 20 mitres distance before your car?

Have you ever by your skill or driving make a gorgement at a critical moment that either save or tale life?


If no, you have no audacity to vomit any rubish you excreted over this place,

I needed inteligent advice onnchoice to make not display of illitracy andvfoolishness
AutosRe: Golf 3 For Sale@a Cheap And Affordable Prize 200k Without A Battey by mrcoolautofix(m): 6:47pm On Aug 14, 2018
lizyamos:
This golf engine as never been opened nor touched jst small body work. Comes with a 16rim tyre. 08174198852
how much?
Car TalkWhen your car becomes a drinker, and your gf Sugarcane addict! by mrcoolautofix(op):
angry sad shocked shocked huh tongue
Crimeits over by mrcoolautofix(op):
Thats it
RomanceRe: I Will Always Adore Guys That Don't Watch Football Matches! by mrcoolautofix(m): 12:32pm On Aug 09, 2018
Car TalkRe: American Automotive Technician Training Live In Abuja From July 1, 2018 by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:24am On Aug 02, 2018
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Car TalkRe: American Automotive Technician Training Live In Abuja From July 1, 2018 by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:19am On Aug 02, 2018
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I am trying to get accros to your sums but i just seemed not to find it, and I was told you emailed me a month ago but i cant find that email to get to know the content of your msg,,
RomanceRe: REASON WHY NIGERIAN Girls Don't Ask Guys Out.. game on by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:56am On Jul 28, 2018
Sierusvirus:
You went straight to the point.
Fear of rejection and others
My dear we black folks are extremely over enduring. especially in long suffering more than the western side all this tooke tooke girls can't stand break up or rejection like we do..
RomanceRe: Twitter User Asks Ladies To Ask Guys Out On A Date!!! See Funny Responses(pics) by mrcoolautofix(m): 1:00am On Jul 26, 2018
Veemah:
A twitter user
grin grin
You girls have giving date a bad impression, now guys are seeing you as extortionates, exploits

The funny thing I saw on those stuffs are made up, that's a girl to girl chat, trying to cow the low minds

There is no prove that the person who answered those chat question are guys,

I also noticed even if it's a guy, the way the girl sounds on the chat, seems like she is just not serious, asking someone who is not connected to her that funny question can be seen as threat,
is that how guys toast a girl?


If that's not that whole screenshot are fake....

Seriously there is no emotional connection between the people on chat and no seriousness, if I walk up to rita Dominic and say I want to go out on a date with you, no formal knowledge of whom I am, she haven't seen me before, the respons she will give me will not be far from what those screenshot have..
RomanceRe: REASON WHY NIGERIAN Girls Don't Ask Guys Out.. game on by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:03pm On Jul 25, 2018
milemimi93:
Even if they ask you out you'll still be the one spending on them.


Fvck them all!

Leeches and ungrateful animals
You dey hot oooo calm down nah
RomanceRe: REASON WHY NIGERIAN Girls Don't Ask Guys Out.. game on by mrcoolautofix(op): 9:42pm On Jul 25, 2018
LuciferChristi:
Another reason is because they are usually dead broke.

They can't make the first move because they are penniless so they lack the confidence.

I've noticed well to do ladies don't fool around when they see a dude they like, they go straight to the point which turns me on.

Cheap, ghetto, slay queens on the other hand, use diversionary tactics like you mentioned above despite the dripping wetness between their legs.

I always enjoy seeing them struggle to express themselves. Fidgeting about & making childish moves while I feign ignorance. grin

A taste of their own medicine
RomanceRe: REASON WHY NIGERIAN Girls Don't Ask Guys Out.. game on by mrcoolautofix(op): 9:40pm On Jul 25, 2018
jessca048:
girls ask guys out but not in a very direct manner like guys do,when we have interest in you we give you the hints and greenlight if you are smart enough you decode.

pls its not as a result of low self esteem
It's high intensity fear of being rejected not low self esteem
RomanceRe: REASON WHY NIGERIAN Girls Don't Ask Guys Out.. game on by mrcoolautofix(op): 9:38pm On Jul 25, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Smh!!! if .
Sorry you are a bit off the point, firstly there is no such thing as desperation here, we are factoring why girls prefer to hide in their pretence and shadows while guys do the risking rejection, toasting & spending and all that shit..?

Try to Stay on the topic.
RomanceRe: REASON WHY NIGERIAN Girls Don't Ask Guys Out.. game on by mrcoolautofix(op): 9:30pm On Jul 25, 2018
Adasun:
the real deal is they have low self esteem
No I will rather call it ultra high self esteem, I said this cos beautiful girls who have money and look good still can't stand been rejected by a guy, and can't really monster that courage that liver to walk up to a guy and look him in the eye and say, I love this and that about you if you mind being my boyfriend?

Although the western world has reduced the gravity of the word bf to asking out,

So a lady can just walk up to a guy and say hello handsome would you mind me asking you out for a date?

But am pretty sure average Nigerian guys will pretend not to be familiar with that term and would prefer the old fashion way, and that's where even the big chicks you think have guts will loose Nutts and bolts trying to convince a guy, she is tripping for him. And as such she will rather keep flashing the green light until it turns black or red if the guy pretends no to understand what she is doing... Hahahahahah
RomanceRe: REASON WHY NIGERIAN Girls Don't Ask Guys Out.. game on by mrcoolautofix(op): 8:08pm On Jul 25, 2018
LuciferChristi:
Another reaseign ignorance. grin

A taste of their own medicine
. Holy crap! grin
RomanceREASON WHY NIGERIAN Girls Don't Ask Guys Out.. game on by mrcoolautofix(op):
The first reason is ego,

. Girls have ego that's as big as 40 ft container, and with that gigantic ego she has makes her see every reason why it's the guys duty, she will always prefer the guy making the move while she ignore ignore pretend pretend reject eject.

Seconds is fear of rejection.
Funny enough those who kill with gun don't like seeing anyone with gun even if it is unloaded, girls are extremely hash when rejecting a guys who monster the courage to ask them out, making fun & mockery of those can be heartbreaking, they underestimate guys besed on outlook analytics, but handling being rejected by a guy will be the last thing 99.9%, cos they will never get over it, especially when the same guy come around to date a girl close to her, boy you just created a conflict bigger than that of US & China, such emotional wreckage is one of those that no Nigeria girls will ever wants to encounter..

3rd reason is Pride
I am this I am that, shut da fk up seat ya ass down you are nobody,
ye ye ye I am too beautiful to ask him out, better guys will come, no he should do the toasting while i seat and do the drinking. A whole me toast him..?


4th Lack of confidence and composure

Fifth Greed & crisis of class
If you let average Nigerian ladies to chooses a date for themselves, buhari son, dangote, in fact Bill Gates todler will be their first choice, not minding the class of this men, not knowing what your prey is not only greed but a huge problem to getting what you wants to aquire.

But it all boils down to fear of being rejected thats why they have more insecurity issues compared to guys, even some of them who have attempted asking a guy out will never go straight to the point, they will want to sneek in from backside, I mean they will draft a track and come in as casual friend, and if you resist, they will flee and report you to any guy close to you, and try getting into your life through him, so if you bounce it off they will fly. I have experience this countless of time.

Some others girls will try creating a conversation with you that will end up with you asking for her number, she will give in and use that way to get into your life through that loophole making casual requests visit your end,

Some will study you and know what you do for a living, and ask you to give them your number should if any job of such comes up they will get you notified, but the idea is to get into your life without asking you out first.

95% of girls will hide behind reason that the guy won't value her, grin lie lie,,,,
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