₦airaland Forum

Dahmayor:
That wouldn’t change anything , you have to understand that I am strong willed person which means whenever I believe in something it becomes almost impossible to convince me otherwise. This is just like saying a European tourists here in African must consume pounded yam and ofe nsala with bare hands ,otherwise would be deported.That’s utterly ridiculous.

okoliobinna84:
Good day Nairalanders, I parked my car (2007 Honda CR-V ) in one of my neighbors compound, covered it with car cover and travelled. Behold, when I came back to go pick my car, I noticed that the door knob has been tampered but they didn't get access to the car and I immediately rushed to the bonnet, it has been knocked open.

It was then I noticed that the car has been tampered with and nicely covered back. I called my mechanic to come and check all that is missing in the car. True true, the thief did me dirty.

The fuse box is missing, the compressor was stolen, many wires were cut and some other parts were stolen.

Since I came back, I have tried to fix the car but can't find the exact fuse box that matches my car. I have gotten 2 fuse boxes at Mgbuka Obosi but none of them worked. Please I really need help.🙏🙏🙏🙏

okoliobinna84:
Good day Nairalanders, I parked my car (2007 Honda CR-V ) in one of my neighbors compound, covered it with car cover and travelled. Behold, when I came back to go pick my car, I noticed that the door knob has been tampered but they didn't get access to the car and I immediately rushed to the bonnet, it has been knocked open.

It was then I noticed that the car has been tampered with and nicely covered back. I called my mechanic to come and check all that is missing in the car. True true, the thief did me dirty.

The fuse box is missing, the compressor was stolen, many wires were cut and some other parts were stolen.

Since I came back, I have tried to fix the car but can't find the exact fuse box that matches my car. I have gotten 2 fuse boxes at Mgbuka Obosi but none of them worked. Please I really need help.🙏🙏🙏🙏

Breadistaken:
Mr cock just stop parading this your illiteracy and Google the uses of forks ,BTW being in London doesn't mean your level have change better drop that your shoulder pad and open a book for once in your life

drerocker:
De can't b right all the time ok

Breadistaken:
-speak
-grammar
-disgrace
-themselves
Werey go back prmy 1 FAM
Illiterate migrate wan use me shine 🙅

Breadistaken:
Una don't come again sha my op youguys should sit in a corner and stfu rice na them food them go dey decive una with fork and knife💁(no offense)

Dahmayor:
There is no definite rule on how rice should be eaten, in my opinion eat your rice however you want to.Nah your rice e be, no be pesin own

accordadoga25:
Chai!!

This is not nice oo.

After collecting 5m you still killed him.

The rate of crime is alarming now especially on our highways.

Onwa December boys are everywhere carrying out robbery attacks as drugs pushing don too dey bust.

The government needs to act.

ObabiOlorunosi:
You are accusing some folks of being illiterates but your write up here is riddled with terrible spellings. Your spelling of Illiteracy, spoon and restaurant leave much to be desired.

ElliotP:
Try learn how to write properly too, since you already know how to use cutleries, I have this feeling you've never left your village, you fit never cross your community border sef

ObabiOlorunosi:
You are accusing some folks of being illiterates but your write up here is riddled with terrible spellings. Your spelling of Illiteracy, spoon and restaurant leave much to be desired.

ItisWell22:
We are so dull because we use spoon to eat rice? 🤔

You just displayed how resonant your skull is.
F**king EMPTY!

There are better ways to educate, enlighten or teach others, without insulting them.

Uncle96:
God will bless you !!!

I swear most Nigerians are just dull. For the past 16 years, I havent even used a spoon for rice .. coz its so wrong but everywhere you go, they serve u with spoon.. even resturants

ElliotP:
I will just say you have a serious inferiority complex and upon all the London wey you dey shout you nor still sabi spell illiteracy? You sure say you nor be illiterate

Oyindamolah:

Curiouscity:
Why do Nigerians expect things to change, yet we still do things the old way?

Someone just sent me a link for one of the states' organized Entrepreneurship Accelerator Programme (EAP). A quick look at the form, I noticed that the request the following:
* Marital Status
* Number of Children / age of children
* Religion and Denomination

What on earth is the usefulness of these information for a training program?

This is also of all employers in Nigeria. In fact, most CV (resumè) formats in Nigerian public and private sectors have space for above information. Please What is the usefulness of these usefulness information?

vybzkartel:
Some guys fear donating blood
Yet, readily donate se.men easily to girls and even pay money in addition.


When it's even worst than donating blood



Funny guys

vybzkartel:
Some guys fear donating blood
Yet, readily donate se.men easily to girls and even pay money in addition.


When it's even worst than donating blood



Funny guys

Havesomesense:
How much money will you have before asking a girl out?

Amotolongbo:
The vibe between Oshoala and Osimhen no be today

iLegendd:
Are These People Monitoring Me?

Last 3 months, these light people took our light more than 7 times in a day. I was pissed because my phone was down, so I ordered for 3 powerbanks from different companies. (You know, when light dey always dey, you no go care to charge your phone.)

The moment these powerbanks arrived, they've not taken light. It's more than 2 months now. I have been praying for the light to go, but dem no gree.

Also, I don't even know if my generator is working again because I can't remember when last I used it.

Today, something good happend. They finally took the light and I was excited. I inserted the cable (my USB cord) on my baby, the powerbank.

I went to turn on the gen to make sure it's still working, but before I could start it, they brought back the light. It's so frustrating.

One day, I know everyone Nigerian will have access to constant light. Though, it may not be free like ours, but there will surely be constant light in Nigeria. It's just a matter of time.

Even though, the Hausas, Yorubas, and Igbos have taken all the juicy positions in these oil companies in our land, make we use the free light carry make mouth out.

I know how much I have saved on gas, kerosine and fuel since 2004. May the gas in this land never run dry so that these gas plants will keep generating us free light in Jesus name.

Also, may the suffering of my fellow countrymen and women who are going through alot NEVER be forever.

As the light no gree go, I come dey think say dem dey monitor me. I no even know how much cooking gas be for market because the last time I bought it, it was around 700 or less.

This light has saved my so much money.

Tempulated:
Has any well to do Single man noticed this in most Nigerian women and ladies?

I mean why does it pain them so much when a bachelor is doing very fine financially but refused to relate with them or get married?

talk2hb1:
All this won't matter at old age.

iLegendd:
Lol. That entity is also compromised. Most Nigerians will never reach 99 years old. We are being cheated and not only that, we consume lots of expired and fake products.

ruggedtimi:
using fork and a complete set of cutlery is british thing not nigerian. Why u no go tell chinese not to use sticks.

ruggedtimi:
In boarding school dey forced us to use fork...bt m still rocking my spoon

CoronaVirusPro:
Every Londoner has become a blogger. It’s all over the media space. They either telling people how they bath, shop, walk, or telling people how to come in for schooling or rent a house. The craze has become a pandemic.

And who made the law that rice should be eaten with fork? Who dictated the baseline? Y’all just wannabe’s

And you mentioned acting like a Nigeria. Please telll me the birth place stated on your British passport?

CoronaVirusPro:
Every Londoner has become a blogger. It’s all over the media space. They either telling people how they bath, shop, walk, or telling people how to come in for schooling or rent a house. The craze has become a pandemic.

And who made the law that rice should be eaten with fork? Who dictated the baseline? Y’all just wannabe’s

And you mentioned acting like a Nigeria. Please telll me the birth place stated on your British passport?