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FashionRe: Why Do Women Do This? (Pic) by MrCork: 9:28am On Dec 24, 2023
Qatar2022:
Sometimes I wonder someone like you have sense or you lose it in a woman pussy
Shame on u for sopotin AntiTerrorist to cobtunue bendin down to loookat womens pant everyday...is dat yor hobbby sir? So u be happpy if i looook under table to check yor sister pant color?SHAME ON U BOTH SIR!!!(no oofensece) angry
FashionRe: Why Do Women Do This? (Pic) by MrCork: 10:50am On Dec 23, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
They wear short stuff and be drawing it down like they didn't know it is short when they wore it.
So yor job is goin around loooookin at womens pant from under table..corrrect? are u a peterfile sir.juss askin!!!!(no oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Why Do I Find These Kind Of Women Very Attractive? by MrCork: 10:47pm On Dec 22, 2023
7victor:
The issue is that if I like a woman because maybe she is attractive or intelligent or nice/kind-hearted/caring, it will only remain in the arena of "Like".

But immediately she started showing interest in me, she will become sexy in addition to her initial qualities that made me like her in the first place.

That's when I will move from Like to Love.



Also a woman who shows sexual interest in me suddenly becomes very sexy and attractive to me.

In fact a woman who says "I must sleep with the man afterall he is a man" is suddenly more attractive to me than the most beautiful woman in the world.

The actress that made that statement in the movie I once watched, till today I find her to be the most attractive actress in Nollywood just because she made that statement.


Another case is that let's say I am about to enter a room, a woman blocks my way in a playful manner, I suddenly finds her very attractive and sexy. In fact every type of teasing by women is very attractive to me.

The most surprising one is a woman who wants to have sex with me.

I tell the truth and nothing but the truth: The only women currently occupying a place in my heart and I find it difficult to forget them are the women (1) who wanted to have sex with you, (2) who told me to marry her (3) who teased me one way or another. Maybe she just appeared from nowhere and said something, cover my face or did any other things.(4) who showed interest in me.

What do you think about this?

Please no insult.
so u no.longer like women coz u like men correct? shame on u for been gay sir...u a disgrase to men. they dont hav women in yor arra?(no oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Why Do I Find These Kind Of Women Very Attractive? by MrCork: 10:45pm On Dec 22, 2023
7victor:
The issue is that if I like a woman because maybe she is attractive or intelligent or nice/kind-hearted/caring, it will only remain in the arena of "Like".

But immediately she started showing interest in me, she will become sexy in addition to her initial qualities that made me like her in the first place.

That's when I will move from Like to Love.



Also a woman who shows sexual interest in me suddenly becomes very sexy and attractive to me.

In fact a woman who says "I must sleep with the man afterall he is a man" is suddenly more attractive to me than the most beautiful woman in the world.

The actress that made that statement in the movie I once watched, till today I find her to be the most attractive actress in Nollywood just because she made that statement.


Another case is that let's say I am about to enter a room, a woman blocks my way in a playful manner, I suddenly finds her very attractive and sexy. In fact every type of teasing by women is very attractive to me.

The most surprising one is a woman who wants to have sex with me.

I tell the truth and nothing but the truth: The only women currently occupying a place in my heart and I find it difficult to forget them are the women (1) who wanted to have sex with you, (2) who told me to marry her (3) who teased me one way or another. Maybe she just appeared from nowhere and said something, cover my face or did any other things.(4) who showed interest in me.

What do you think about this?

Please no insult.
angry
RomanceRe: Like Mother, Like Daughters by MrCork: 10:43pm On Dec 22, 2023
CasNova:
Like Mother, Like Daughters

18+

Nova



When Dave Ola becomes acquainted with Jane and Julie, he experiences what can aptly be called lusty pleasures with the sisters. The mother knows this and promptly gives the lustful teacher a punishment. By this, it is clear that mother and daughters are lust-filled.

Years later, the pleasures are rekindled. They become a big threat at his home front until something happens.

(CAUTION: This story contains explicit adult contents)




The appointment I had with Madam Rose Dafinone was six p.m. at her Allen store, Ikeja. The numbering system was easy, so it was not difficult to identify the building that housed her store. I could see that the store was a big one filled with exotic clothing items. I got there few minutes to the appointed time and one of her sales attendants took me to her desk, which was at the corner of the large store.

"Good evening, madam", I greeted. 'I'm the lesson teacher that you were expecting."

She looked up at me enquiringly. "Good evening. Are you Dave?"

She must be in her late forties. A little bit plump, there was no doubt that even with that, she was beautiful.

"Yes, madam. Mr. Emmanuel asked me to see you".
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Date A Man Without Asking Him For Money by MrCork: 10:43pm On Dec 22, 2023
Lollz:
It's the Truth my brother!!! Sounds Farfetched righthuh??
So u a gold diga? ...amd then u complain u cant find a mens on nairaland..Shame on u sir!!!(no oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by MrCork: 10:41pm On Dec 22, 2023
Quality20:
In the past, many pastors married and converted ashewo women and they became responsible and religious but these days, many guys flow with hookup girls.

Guys can u really marry those religious hookup babes u are dating or u guys are only having fun? Are u trusting enough of ladies? Remember some of them only did hookup because of some problems bordering on finances, like been with younger siblings who need money or sick parents etc.
why not?...why are u gay? U gay?(no oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by MrCork: 10:40pm On Dec 22, 2023
Quality20:
In the past, many pastors married and converted ashewo women and they became responsible and religious but these days, many guys flow with hookup girls.

Guys can u really marry those religious hookup babes u are dating or u guys are only having fun? Are u trusting enough of ladies? Remember some of them only did hookup because of some problems bordering on finances, like been with younger siblings who need money or sick parents etc.
angry
RomanceRe: Can Someone Please Confirm Please? by MrCork(op): 8:15pm On Dec 22, 2023
hstar:
Cork,
I need to remove that Mr from your name first,

Wetin dey worry you?
You no know say u don old?

I've known you from the sane era when nairaland was ok, typing and messing around here,

Is this how you want to live the rest of your life?

And by the way, 2024 is around the corner.
WOW!!
so U sayin u dont like women & u sauin u dreamin about me since 2005? Shame on u sir.gay is iligggal...why are u gay??(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Can Someone Please Confirm Please? by MrCork(op): 6:46pm On Dec 22, 2023
Ikennaford:
OP is a clown ,,,and a weak fellow
No oofense to yor foto profile but u take foto from prison wit prison guard & u say am week...correct? Anyways can u help wit thd questions sir? angry
RomanceRe: Can Someone Please Confirm Please? by MrCork(op): 6:43pm On Dec 22, 2023
thesolutions:
I can not confirm this now. I am too far from the room. May be the person below is closer to the room.
Do u need walkin stick sir?(no oofense) angry
RomanceCan Someone Please Confirm Please? by MrCork(op):
angry
RomanceRe: Why Do all women belif short Guys Are Cute & caring? by MrCork(op): 8:52pm On Dec 21, 2023
vislabraye:
WOmen usually say they like tall and dark men.
angry
RomanceRe: How Did You Cope For Days Without Nairaland. by MrCork: 2:34pm On Dec 21, 2023
Sirchiboy:
..
MrCork I laugh in Chinese.
I will beat you within 2 seconds.
Son if u was not a lazy youth..i can have easily giving u 100k. 100k os chicken change. If u had said *am chasin a carrer but am struggling becuz i dont hav enough moiney...bro, u will win my heart & i will ask u to send yor account detail if thou i dont no u. Check my previous post..i gave a guy on nairaland 80k simply becuz they cut his electricity & he need moiney to buy inhaler becuzz of astma..
But insted, there are lazy youth like u on nairaland waitin on tinumbu to pay yor mobile phone bill
The gooood news is today would hav been yor locky day for a free 100k if u had simply say the right thing...am in a giv away moòd. Too bad!! wink
RomanceRe: How Did You Cope For Days Without Nairaland. by MrCork: 1:54pm On Dec 21, 2023
Sirchiboy:
.
You have provoke me so badly and I will like us to settle this in the wrestling ground.
Bro if i beat u up, they will arrest u & u will starve in prision.i dont want u to suffer anymore. Pls go n sing afrobeat & stop blammmin govament. U lazy youth(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: How Did You Cope For Days Without Nairaland. by MrCork: 1:40pm On Dec 21, 2023
Sirchiboy:
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You are mocking me because you are privileged to have uncles and relatives in top government positions that helped you to secure job in Nigeria.
It is alright
and so? There are plenty of self made millionaire there in nigeria. I no plenty. U seat ag home zànd u choose use brain. Insted u lazy youth loook for someone to blame...Poratable is a great example of from nothinv to somtin.....go n sit afro beat sir!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: How Did You Cope For Days Without Nairaland. by MrCork: 1:30pm On Dec 21, 2023
Sirchiboy:
..
No daddy.
Nigeria failed me.
Lost hope in the country.
Just living for living sake.
No connection.
Nigeria fail u how? U LAZY YOUTHS...did potable wait on nigeria? Did wizkid wait on Nigeria? did burma boy wait on Nigeria??...CANT U GO N SING AFROBEAT??(no oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Be A Feminist Anymore! by MrCork: 1:27pm On Dec 21, 2023
Animegirl:
Fine girls dey oh. Eg siofra
Fine how?Who tell u Siofra is fine...do u where glassssses or do yor glassses have lens??(no oofense)
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Be A Feminist Anymore! by MrCork: 1:26pm On Dec 21, 2023
Animegirl:
Fine girls dey oh. Eg siofra
angry
RomanceRe: How Did You Cope For Days Without Nairaland. by MrCork: 1:24pm On Dec 21, 2023
Sirchiboy:
Omo I nearly fainted when I couldn't access naira land for days.
Thank God its back.
Sun get me a bottle of bear
son do u hav job??..(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: How Did You Cope For Days Without Nairaland. by MrCork: 1:22pm On Dec 21, 2023
Sirchiboy:
Omo I nearly fainted when I couldn't access naira land for days.
Thank God its back.
Seun get me a bottle of bear
angry
RomanceRe: But why do Homebase Guys eat Rice with Spoooon? by MrCork(op): 10:01am On Dec 21, 2023
sslcrypt:
STFU
^^^^^^see them..they get up set when u to help them
Bros fork n knife is not only use has self defence...it can be use for chopppin rice!!!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: I Have Finally Embarrassed Myself Today by MrCork: 3:21pm On Dec 18, 2023
Jayden001:
Today is the most embarrassing day of my life.
I dated a lady last year. I loved her but then our genotype didn't match so I moved on. I met her sister later on on FB, we got talking and I somehow told her I was dating her sister. Maybe she didn't tell her sister (my ex) about this.
So today the current girl asked me to visit her, I thought my ex had moved out, so to my greatest surprise, I went into their house to meet my ex and her sister. Make ex actually thought I came to see her while my babe knows why I'm in.
I feel so embarrassed seeing a girl and her sister all looking at me like I'm a fvcker. Omo, this embarrassment is too much for me to handle.
I'm going celibate henceforth!
Is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: I Have Finally Embarrassed Myself Today by MrCork: 3:20pm On Dec 18, 2023
Jayden001:
Today is the most embarrassing day of my life.
I dated a lady last year. I loved her but then our genotype didn't match so I moved on. I met her sister later on on FB, we got talking and I somehow told her I was dating her sister. Maybe she didn't tell her sister (my ex) about this.
So today the current girl asked me to visit her, I thought my ex had moved out, so to my greatest surprise, I went into their house to meet my ex and her sister. Make ex actually thought I came to see her while my babe knows why I'm in.
I feel so embarrassed seeing a girl and her sister all looking at me like I'm a fvcker. Omo, this embarrassment is too much for me to handle.
I'm going celibate henceforth!
angry
RomanceWhy Do all women belif short Guys Are Cute & caring? by MrCork(op):
Why is this true & wots the logic please?(no oofencse) angry
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Barrister Ebong Ekere Who Assaulted His Wife In Akwa Ibom by MrCork: 2:31pm On Dec 18, 2023
fergie001:
Yesterday, the Minister for Women Affairs, Uju Kennedy-Ohanenye via Twitter/X ordered the arrest of Barr Ebong Ekere.




Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7943067/barrister-brutally-attacks-wife-over#127516970
but why are IBO people killin peoples wifes??..wot for?(no ooofencse) angry
FamilyRe: Should I Relocate My Family To My Base Or Not. by MrCork: 2:37am On Dec 18, 2023
Prospertochu:
I am a single father of triplets only 2 are with me but we are not living together due to the nature of my job. My boys are in the village with my mother and sister. The house I rented for them the rent will be expiring in March. Please I need your help with these two options.

1. Should I relocate them with me in my base in March. Right now I am staying in a single self cont because I am alone. But if they have to relocate I will get a 2 bedroom and parlour. Money isn't a problem.

2. Or I should renew the rent and allow them to stay in the village.

I am confuse and I don't know which one is the best.

What option will be better please help me pick the right one for the sake of my boys
is yor wife lightskin sir?(no ooofencse) angry
RomanceRe: But why do Homebase Guys eat Rice with Spoooon? by MrCork(op): 1:25am On Dec 18, 2023
Gaddafih001:
I Dey pekham dey boast innit?
Go and hide 🫣
Which pekam?anambra state?can u even reach London? Bro serioulsly..do u no how to use fork n knife ? Wot hand to u hold knife wit?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: But why do Homebase Guys eat Rice with Spoooon? by MrCork(op): 1:14pm On Dec 17, 2023
Uncle96:
Oh, free me please!!
Bro we use innnnit here in London..do u people use innnit in dat place.do u even no wot innnit mean but then u upset becoz people dont no how to use fork to eat rice in dat place!!(no ooofencse) angry
PropertiesRe: Lagos To Demolish More Illegal Structures Across The State by MrCork: 5:16am On Dec 17, 2023
MajorOvakporaye:
95% of Lagos revenue is from non-indigenes. Argue with your private part.
^^^^typikal IBO person.
...ngozi..why dont u go n report lagos to Ojukwu or the CAGED TERŔRRORISST scum Nnamdi kanu & his biafra faggggots living like lizard in the bush!(no ooofencse)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Buys ₦1.7Billion House In London by MrCork: 3:44am On Dec 17, 2023
sunshineV:
someone will be doing good for themselves one oloriburuku will be yarning vanity. even ur heaven is vanity. ur God sef is vanity
Rubbbbisssh...she a blue film actor & a poooornstar....i boiught her blue films!!(no ooofencse) angry
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Buys ₦1.7Billion House In London by MrCork: 3:38am On Dec 17, 2023
nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWjcGGri_w?si=er3ANV7J17eb9M03

Renowned Nigerian singer, Tiwa Savage, has marked the end of the year with an exciting milestone – becoming a landlady. She took to her Instagram story to announce the purchase of a new house in London, UK.



The talented singer, who frequently travels between Nigeria, London, and other countries, shared photos of her luxurious new home, showcasing its well-equipped gym, furnished living areas, and a cinema room.
true.its 2 street away from my flat hear in pekam sir...she one of my rich neibor!!(no ooofencse) angry

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