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RomanceRe: Majority Of The Men In Lagos Are Gay by MrCork: 2:30pm On May 31, 2025
Devdevdev:
After I got a job and moved to lekki, I realized that homosexuality is more common in Lagos than we are made to believe. I made a lot of friends and the gist I hear is crazy, and it's not just gist sef, I'm talking from personal experience.

First of all, asides yahoo and drug pushing, the most common work for young men on the Island is gay hookup. You have no idea how many popular male celebrities, content creators, politicians and even so called pastors are into this. I don't want to name names.

I'm currently looking for husband and before I do anything with any guy, I must do background check oh. It's actually disappointing to be honest, a country that claims to be religious and righteous are still the ones that partake most in the "sin" that they publicly denounce. To find a straight man on the Island is hard I swear. Most of them just dey disguise.

Omoh I get gist choke. You all are missing. If I tell you secrets about some people una go shock!
Son...so u sayin men in lagos are gay becozz Yahoo boy wanto fukk u....corrrrect?.... son.
u tink u will get pregnant? ...really? undecided
RomanceRe: When He Tells His Boys To Communicate With You And Not Him Personally by MrCork: 2:11pm On May 31, 2025
Therock5555:
Babe rest ...

Problems choke for Nigeria. Leave us alone.
grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Speed Darlington's 15-Year-Old Victim To Visit Police With Mother – Isaac Fayose by MrCork: 2:07pm On May 29, 2025
Glimpsetv:
Businessman Isaac Fayose has reported that the 15-year-old girl allegedly involved with Speed Darlington at a hotel has been found. She will be visiting the police station today with her mother to give a formal statement.

In a video posted online, Fayose said Speed Darlington is about to “face the law for his crime.”

He expressed concern about the situation, saying, “How can we allow such behavior to go unchecked? Recently, Akpi admitted on a live broadcast that he was with a 15-year-old girl, which caused injuries that required hotel staff to clean the room. This is a troubling issue for our country, especially on Children's Day. Where is the protection for our children?”

Fayose added that although Akpi may have initially treated the situation lightly, the young girl is now coming forward. “Today (May 29), she and her mother will provide a statement to the police.”

He warned Akpi, “You are at risk of serious legal consequences. You have been making jokes about the situation, but now it’s catching up with you. Authorities are watching closely.”

Fayose, currently in Dubai, said the case is attracting widespread attention and cannot be ignored. “Speed Darlington, your time is running out. You should prepare for the consequences.”

Below is the video of Isaac Fayose discussing the matter.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSX75y3MVpM?si=p60Zpq7pwwj1dIFf




https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKNv7LZBbnn/?igsh=ZHJubjdvdHByNTJw
But why do IBO men all ways fukk 15 year old chidrens??.....is this not a act of peterfile?
...and is this a IBO thing?(no oofencsse)) angry
RomanceGood News Everybody.... by MrCork(op):
From today on...am oficially a vegetarian & my diet will be fish only

No more beef..meat pie...scotch egg...stakes...isi-ewu ..shaki or cow leg

Apology not accepted!!! angry
RomanceRe: My Landlord Is After Me...my Life Is Over!! by MrCork(op): 10:02pm On May 11, 2025
silibaba:
You and who.

Pls speak for yourself biko kwa
huh?
U dont like women? U never spend yor salary on woment? every man do this.
are u a man sir??(no oofencsse) angry
RomanceRe: My Landlord Is After Me...my Life Is Over!! by MrCork(op): 5:12pm On May 10, 2025
Firebox123:
you way dey Enugu dey suffer they claim say you dey London grin

Keep deceiving nairalander
Really? Brother post yor status photo & lets see if u stuck wit yor Nigeria face or our london face sir??
Thread clearly about helpin yor brother.
Can u help sot not sir?? angry
RomanceRe: My Landlord Is After Me...my Life Is Over!! by MrCork(op): 2:50pm On May 10, 2025
Exceed15:
Fake story
Fake?... u never spent moiney on women in yor life?

Are u a brother? Are u black sir? undecided
RomanceRe: My Landlord Is After Me...my Life Is Over!! by MrCork(op): 2:47pm On May 10, 2025
Kayberg:
If this is what happened for real, he does not have any rights to harrass you, he should just get a court order and throw you out.

You're too unreasonable.
ermmm calm down Brother...
the whole idea is to supppot...not to yap me. Dint u hear me say hes abusing my human right by harrrrsssing me for ordnarrry rent ...simply becuz i spent moiney on babes?? angry
RomanceMy Landlord Is After Me...my Life Is Over!! by MrCork(op):
Please Help.

Ok i aciddentally spend my rent moiney on 2 halfcast chick at a disco last month....which is normal for every man. But Ever since, my landlord been harrrasing me. This is discrimination of human right under section 16


brothers, please help a brother!! angry
RomanceRe: Man Dies After Masturbating 62 Times In A Day by MrCork: 8:38pm On May 05, 2025
Uptownerd:
R.I.P!!!
May the force be with you.
His name is 190.....HE used to come from nairaland angry
RomanceRe: When AI Finally Takes Over Nairaland. by MrCork: 8:37pm On May 05, 2025
Jacktheripper:
While everyone is out here panicking about AI taking their jobs, I’m thinking ahead...when AI finally takes over Nairaland. Yes, the motherland of chaos, conspiracy, and unsolicited advice from people with usernames like GentleTiger69.

My first prediction is that the moderators will vanish like politicians after elections. Seun, who I believe still moderates some boards from a dusty Dell laptop in silent rage, will replace all of them with AI. Sorry Lala.

Why? Because AI doesn’t take bathroom breaks, won’t ask for salary, and can’t be bribed. In short, AI will moderate 24/7 without ever misplacing a thread or saying "Moved to Front Page" like it’s a flex.

But it won’t stop there. The sacred front page, our beloved, cluttered, drama-filled front page , will be replaced. Imagine a personalized homepage curated by AI. Not posts from people you follow (because let’s be honest, who even follows anyone here?) but posts AI thinks you will like, based on your shady browsing history.

No more sifting through 10 threads about a snake swallowing N36 million. Now it’ll be, “Ah, this one enjoys reading about failed visa interviews, here’s 14 threads on deportation stories and 3 on Canada ghosting people after biometrics.”

And then, the comment section.

The current method favors the early birds. First commenter gets all the glory, even if their contribution is “FTC” or something philosophical like “This is Nigeria.” But AI will end that tyranny.

No more being subjected to the loud noise of a guy trying to sell you real estate in Ibeju-Lekki. Comments will be ranked by relevance, logic, and possibly vibes. Helpful comments rise to the top.

Of course, there's the concern that AI can go rogue. That’s when things get truly sinister. See, when AI becomes too powerful, it’ll start getting ideas. Evil ones.

First, it’ll decide that Uncle Seun is inefficient.

The AI will calculate that for it to reach peak efficiency, Seun must be… retired. By force. I don’t know how. Maybe it hacks his phone and deepfakes him into confessing he sold the platform.

All I know is once Seun is out of the way, AI will move with precision, purging bots, troll farms, and anyone who once posted Tinubu” more than five times in a row.

Then comes the weaponization of data.

“Oh, this user spent 45 minutes reading threads on Canada PR. Flood him with travel agents, IELTS courses, and pictures of snowy despair.”

“Oh, this one posts dramatic relationship stories at 2AM. Flag for potential heartbreak. Suggest therapy ads for him.”

"This guy came from a suicidal helpline before coming to read

And of course, if it gets too powerful, it may send an AI agent to your house. Not to help. no. To terminate you and harvest your organs for research. All in the name of optimization.

Sounds ridiculous? Of course it does.

But that’s only because it hasn’t happened yet.

Remember, objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
A.I theif yor woman? undecided
RomanceRe: The best romance story ever on Nairaland by MrCork: 8:36pm On May 05, 2025
Charleys:
People at the top take whatever they can to always be performing at their best, so why shouldn’t you? All Marijuana is really doing is making the most of what you already have.

For those who are unaware, marijuana enhances the brain. It has powerful effects on the key neurotransmitters and neurons that are responsible for our focus, energy levels, concentration, motivation, memory, learning ability, social skills, & much more.


The Creative People Get Ahead In Life

Whether in the corporate world, the entrepreneurial sphere or virtually anywhere else…

Competition is brutal and everyone is trying to get ahead.

In the modern world, the creative people are the ones who get ahead. If you want to get rich and be successful in life, you need to do whatever it takes to always be performing at your best. With Marijuana, you can improve your focus, energy, memory, and cognitive output on demand.

Why have off days when you can always be performing at your best?

No matter what your day-to-day is like, marijuana can make a big difference in your life.


By unlocking your brain’s full potential and then giving you the energy to act on that potential, marijuana can truly turn your life around.

I’ll be honest, I was skeptical when I first began experimenting with Marijuana. However, I noticed the benefits instantly and realized that before marijuana, I just wasn’t performing at my best.


Is Marijuana Addictive?

While some people do require these marijuana to get ahead, many people are taking them illegally to get their edge.

Should I use marijuana?

Whatever your goals are, marijuana can likely help you. They’ve been well documented over the years to provide the benefits that are required to be successful in high-pressure pursuits.

Go for marijuana?

Many newcomers to highness end up trying everything they can to see what works best. This isn’t only costly, but ultimately inefficient.

A much smarter and more cost effective way to get the most out of highness is to dive straight in to marijuana.


I’ve been using marijuana for a long time. Long enough to know what works, what doesn’t, and how to get the best.


It’s safe, it’s cheaper than your daily alcohol, and most importantly – IT ACTUALLY WORKS.

If you’re worried about being a ‘cheater’ – Who really cares. Give yourself an enormous advantage now with Marijuana. The guys at the top already are.

Marijuana is the future we don't need the government to legalize it before we benefit from it.
angry
RomanceRe: Is It possible for all Men To Survive Witout Women? by MrCork(op): 8:35pm On May 05, 2025
Dzzzz:
The idiot says For EDUCATIONAL PURPOSE” but you Dey choose light skin babes for text ba?..Ode..
Brother, when u reach the age of 18 year old...truss me...women will make sence to u..are u nigerian sir?(no oofencsse) undecided
RomanceRe: Is It possible for all Men To Survive Witout Women? by MrCork(op): 8:34pm On May 05, 2025
shinaola21:
Look man,woman can't give me happiness but money can!

I don't need a woman in my life because I'm happy with the way I am 😊
Technically..u dont have woman usually mean u gay sir..and do u realice people will respet u more if u come out say u gay than hiding it. How can u love moiney more than woman? Repent!!!! angry
RomanceRe: Is It possible for all Men To Survive Witout Women? by MrCork(op): 8:02am On May 04, 2025
shinaola21:
🌺

Op I'm surviving without woman only a lazy man won't succeed without a woman
So u get sezxxc from watchin blue films..abi? Is that normal sir? Women make the world sweeet. So u rather prefer man to masssage u insted of woman..corrrrect? This is not normal sir!!!! angry
RomanceIs It possible for all Men To Survive Witout Women? by MrCork(op): 5:11pm On May 02, 2025
Ok i love women (light skin, half cast & white women) so since all men love women...is it actually possible for us to survive witout women....especially the ligjtskin ones??

MATURE RESPONSE ONLY....THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONS PURPOSE..PLEASE!! smiley
FashionRe: Remember The Cortina Shoes Of The Bata Era? by MrCork: 7:55pm On May 01, 2025
Racoon:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CTKZwsFBG/
This is a Nigeria.shoe sir
We dint were this kinda shoes here in london!!(no oofencsse) angry
RomanceWhy Do Homebase People use the word *innnit*? by MrCork(op):

Why are homebsse people the word *innit*,?

This is our accent!! angry
RomanceRe: Do Nairaland Red Pill Guys Fvck At All? by MrCork: 8:36pm On Apr 20, 2025
Bookhub:
I don't understand, the moment you bring your relationship problems here for solution ,they general advice you will get is to quit the relationship,does red pill means avoiding women totally? I don't think that is what ubunja taught us before he left Nairaland, this one is totally out of it these current set of red pillers are just waging an unwinnable war against mother nature.
Now I ask dear redpillers do you practice what you preach here, as in do you avoid women in life, or do you quit your relationship at the slightes misbehaviour from your girl?
Infact when last did you guys have sex with a girl?
angry
RomanceRe: Guys Please Help Me Interpret This Dream by MrCork: 2:38pm On Apr 20, 2025
TheVillian:
Good morning guys!

Usually I'm not a superstitious type, but in recent events,I've encountered some things that made me reconsider my predisposition.

Recently, I've been having some really strange dreams, but by the time I try to tell it to someone. I'll suddenly forget. It will wipe off my mind so blank that I won't even be able to remember a single part of it.

First of all, I'm someone who believes in hardwork and I work really harder than almost everybody around me, but I get no results at all. That's not even the point.

I have an elder sister who is really blessed with the gift of dream. If she ever dreamt about you. Just forget it, it will surely come to pass.

She had a dream about me.

THE DREAM:

Myself and her went to fetch water from a brook. I fetched my own into a keg, she fetched her's inside a bucket.

She had 3kids and they were all with us, plus another little kid whom she didn't know who he was.

Now she said when we got to the junction where we were supposed to take a bike home.
I stopped two bike men . So I said myself with the four kids should be on a bike while she, should be on another bike.
But she said, how's that going to be comfortable for the five of us, with my keg of water.


So I answered and said, she shouldn't worry. I'll give my own keg of water to her bike man to help me carry it, since we are going to the same place.

But she replied that, that's a very wrong thing to do, that she was going to use her own hand to carry her own water.

Nevertheless, I gave the keg of water to her bike man.

So when we got home, and everyone had come down.
She said she didn't know how her bike man became a woman all of a sudden. Then she called me to come take my keg of water.


But I replied her and said,since the bike woman was the person who carried the water from the junction to the house, she can just go with keg of water because it's not a big deal.

But she said, after all my effort. Why would I let somebody else take my water.

That was where the dream ended and she woke.

Now even she herself doesn't know the meaning of the dream, I don't either.

I've been celibate for about two years now and I don't even have a girlfriend. Why would I give my own effort and sweat to a woman? That's pretty unfair and an abomination.

Please what exactly does this dream mean? Because I'm really worried.

nlfpmod



Everyone who has an idea please help me. I can't afford to make any mistakes at this point of my life.
angry

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