₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,409 members, 8,421,778 topics. Date: Sunday, 07 June 2026 at 02:27 AM

Toggle theme

MrCork's Posts

Nairaland ForumMrCork's ProfileMrCork's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 965 pages)

CrimeRe: Kano Hisbah Arrests Man Licking Goat’s Genital In Viral Video (pic) by MrCork: 6:54pm On Apr 18, 2025
Bintabisiriyu2:
These people can bleeped all kinds of animals, goat, dog, cow, chicken even lizard, tufia! i spit on ndi ugwu hausa
bro that boy looook IBO...loookat his lips..thick!!! undecided
RomanceRe: Is 40 Years Too Old To Start Again? by MrCork:
Peledonomy:
I went to have a hair cut today at my usual barber's...

I was surprised to see people drinking, eating biscuits and groundnuts.

Then I saw a man who looked like he was in his 40's kneeling down and those that were eating were praying for him.

It didn't take long to add 1 plus 1.

I was more intrigued by the fact that this guy was too old to be learning barbing now. I mean, what was he doing 10 years ago, 20 years ago, 25 years ago?

I found time to chat with him in private.
He told me he dropped out of school over 15 years ago.

His parents were civil servants and tried their best to train him in school.

But he wasn't interested in school. He kept collecting school fees and house rent but didn't pay the fees, he used it.

He did that until the year he was supposed to graduate.

Long story short, his parents found out and told him he was on his own.

He decided he was going to start a business, but he needed capital. He ended up working as a private school teacher just to raise capital.


What he thought would last for a year or 2 turned into 7 years.

Yet, he was unable to raise even 200k in those 7 years. The money he earned was barely enough for feeding, transportation and rent.

His parents retired, and we're solely focused on raising his younger ones, so he had no one.

Relatives were disappointed in him so he had no one.

He quit the school and joined neolife thinking it was a better option.

He has been with neolife from that time till now before he decided to learn a skill.

According to him, neolife had it's good months and bad months and he couldn't control which month would be good or bad.

He decided to gather money monthly to buy some clippers, mirror, chairs, gen etc for his barbing shop.

He has saved his shop rent as fixed deposit on piggy bank.

Now he wants to use the next one year and learn the skill very well.

I was glad he didn't invest his money in cbex, but I just can't help but think that there is something better he could invest in other than barning.

Besides, how long will he barb and save money to marry and raise a family?

But I want to hear from u guys, is it too late for this middle aged man?
Its all in the mind & age is a numba sir....ignore society..fukkk them. You close yor eyes & u go for it.
Thats how i made my millons & dats y i travell first class.

... powerful mind set attracts new energy.(Real talk)

................... MY MOTTO:... ..its me against the world..FUKK DEM!!! angry
RomanceRe: Is This Normal please? by MrCork(op): 10:09am On Apr 18, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
So farting is a Nigerian thing now?

Huh?? Mrcork grin the London base werey cheesy
We dont fart here in london sir. i only started farting when i visiited Nigeria sir....dont u homebase people eat balanse diet?(no oofencsse)
RomanceIs This Normal please? by MrCork(op): 8:58pm On Apr 17, 2025
Juss notice i been farting since 6am this morning simply becuzz i chop 5 boiled egg & milk

We londoners dont usualy do such things... Its usually from home base people.

Please is this normal please?((no oofencsse to anyone)) angry
RomanceRe: Anyone Know If Siofra Is finally back From Prisión? by MrCork(op):
backtalkG:
i thought they said mr cork is dead
i saw someone typed rip mr cork the other day
Is some body say yor headis not CORRRRRRECT...i will always never biliff dem..is that wot the thread is aboutt??.Thread is about Siofra.goat!!((no oofencse)) angry
RomanceAnyone Know If Siofra Is finally back From Prisión? by MrCork(op): 12:26pm On Apr 16, 2025
Anyone no if Siofra is back please? She been in-house since april 2023 chopping groundnut & bread. She said she meet Bobrisky in jail#

I tink we miss her!! angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 11:34pm On Apr 15, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
Money wey no fit buy bag of scottish. Give it to your Usless parents
Seriiiosly brother i really wanto giv u N20,000 naira. U will use 10k to buy foood & the remaining 10k to sleeep wit prostitute.. brother am tryin to help u..serriously.
U WANT abi u dont want sir?? undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 6:45pm On Apr 15, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
20k? E no fit even buy bag of scottish. Give it to your parents
If u too scared to enter aeroplane at least u cant use it to biy fooood. Aint u people sopose to be sufarrrring? Anyways brother, i like u. Gimmme yor account number & i will send u 20k. U can use to buy foood & cloth sir
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 6:39pm On Apr 15, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
Go and h yourself
Brother..Are u angry becozz u never enter aeroplane in yor life?
Gimmme yor account number & i will send u N20,000 naira to by ticket so yor parent can be proud...u want?
Was yor account number? smiley
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 10:04pm On Apr 14, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
I thought you're just catching cruise, was just playing along with you... Almost everybody knows a pilot fly an aeroplane. Stop acting like a biiitch over nothing.
So if u no a pilot fly planes...whe fokk will u then say a driver drive plane?....are u fresh from the boat sir!!! angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 9:08pm On Apr 14, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
You should be asking yourself
So since u beeen entaring aeroplane in Nigeria, u sayin aeroplane driver drive u to other countrys.....corrrrect?
Brother, u should jailed for iLitrasy sir!!! angry
PoliticsRe: See Why Peter Obi Will Win 2027 Election by MrCork: 6:14pm On Apr 14, 2025
Mercisharelove:
Guess what? The north plays a very dangerous politics which is quite different from the gullible south.

If you ask me deep in my heart, I really love how tinubu is dealing with them just how they deserve it, apart from his selective appointment of only his Lagos area boys to juicy portfolios.

I doubt Obi would have such ball to play the game. He'd please the dangerous northern cankerworms eating the fabric of this beautiful nation.

Listen carefully, you southern fools, the north can no longer endure the excruciating days of tinubu second term, they would come up with the idea of tinubu is tyrant, of course he is but not in their terms.

They just want him out of the villa to install their stooge. Guess what? The south will play along unaware of the reason the north wants tinubu out.


The north will mightily support Peter Obi come 2027, it will take a miracle for tinubu to come back. I am telling you what is going to happen.

And they understand it will be easier to boot Obi out after just one term than allowing tinubu to solidify himself to capture the state.


This is a battle the north isn't taking lightly. They have already kick-started the game, and tinubu quite understand already. He understands that the only way to counter them is money, and more money.

In Nigeria politics you to have more money to win elections. Elections in Nigeria is won through empowering your foot soldiers. And that's exactly what the emperor is doing to achieve his set goals.

Capturing river state is one of the ways to raise more money to retain his position.

You have seen and read about the coalescence gathering momentum against the president. It's a tip of what is coming.

Is Obi prepare to play the deadly game with the parasites.

There's no good in the minds of the north elements. Tinubu knows better than any southern politicians.

Obi should know too. Win the election and empower your people. Because the west has really eaten enough from the south, it's time for the south and east to eat from their father's purse 👛👜!
Peta Obi aint winnning $hit.....u muss be IBO!!!(NO OOFENCSE) undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 6:12pm On Apr 14, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
Where did they get drivers for thier mirage and downed F16? From Nigeria? No offense angry
Do they drive aeroplane in yor country?.goat. please apply commmmon sense i beg!! angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 5:52pm On Apr 14, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
The USA should give F 35 fighter jets to Ukraine
.....and were they gono get the drivers from??.....Nigeria??((no oofencsse)) angry
RomanceRe: But why do women always carry 2 bags? by MrCork(op): 10:04am On Apr 12, 2025
ExBachelor:
One with d!do another with POS
No!
RomanceBut why do women always carry 2 bags? by MrCork(op):
....this is confusing!!! angry
TravelRe: I'M Married To A Nigerian—Why Can’t I Get A Passport? – US Man Cries Out (Pics) by MrCork: 11:22am On Apr 08, 2025
GistMedia0:
A United States citizen married to a Nigerian woman has taken to social media to express deep frustration over the challenges he’s facing in trying to acquire Nigerian citizenship and a passport, despite being legally married and having Nigerian children.

In a video making rounds online, the man, who is currently in the U.S., questioned what he described as a “double standard” in Nigeria’s immigration and citizenship process. According to him, his research online shows that when a Nigerian man marries a foreign woman, she becomes eligible to apply for a Nigerian passport almost immediately. However, the reverse doesn’t apply when a Nigerian woman marries a foreign man.

"Why is it that if a Nigerian man marries a foreigner, the wife gets her passport, but if a Nigerian woman marries a foreigner, he has to live in Nigeria for 15 years before even being considered eligible?" he asked.

The footage also shows him holding up the Nigerian passports of his wife and their children, further emphasizing his point that he is already family and committed to Nigeria by blood and marriage.

He lamented that the process appears discriminatory and questioned whether the information he found online is truly accurate or if there are exceptions. “Why me?” he repeatedly asked, hoping that what he read isn't entirely true and that there could still be a path forward for him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaHLcJtHaVc
Ok i needto get my Nigeria passport asap....
Am feddddup of this american passport..too much racism angry
RomanceRe: Be In Control Of Your Bodily Cravings For Pleasures by MrCork: 9:46am On Apr 08, 2025
PurityOrNothing:
*Purity or Nothing Global Movement*
DAILY PURITY DIGEST

Date: *8th April, 2025*

Topic: Be In Control Of Your Bodily Cravings For Pleasures

“Come with me. It’ll be all right. I’ve got everything we need for a feast. I’ll cook you a wonderful dinner. So here I am—I’m all yours! (Proverbs 7:14 TPT)

*THE PURE WORD*

The seductress informed him that she had lots of meat left from the sacrifices she had offered, acting upon the cravings for other pleasurable stuff like good food. You see, you must not be weak when it comes to the usual things that give us pleasure as humans, such as sleep, good food, sports, watching movies, video content, etc.

Train yourself to have control over these basic harmless pleasurable cravings (particularly sleep, food, and any other harmless thing you find pleasurable but can't restrain yourself from doing even when it's not an appropriate time). That way, it will be difficult for the devil to bring you into temptation through the channel of other pleasurable harmless things.

Do you want to learn how to sleep only when you need to and not when your body craves the pleasures of sleep? Then start doing night vigils! You want to learn how to tame your body's cravings for food (where you only eat when it is necessary, and only what is necessary, and not succumbing to gluttony)? Then start fasting occasionally! You should build a structure of discipline around any other harmless pleasurable cravings that you struggle to contain.

Make sure you bring your body under subjection, getting to the stage where you are the one who determines when you need to embrace a particular pleasurable stuff, and not your bodily cravings directing you.

*Confession:*

I acknowledge that sex is a sacred act, designed by God for divine purposes. By His grace, I will honor and uphold its sanctity. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.

For Feedback:
Email: purityornothing@gmail.com
Brother are u sayin we shod stop askin for puccccci?
Why? How do we survive ? (no oofencsse) angry
RomanceRe: Be In Control Of Your Bodily Cravings For Pleasures by MrCork: 9:45am On Apr 08, 2025
PurityOrNothing:
*Purity or Nothing Global Movement*
DAILY PURITY DIGEST

Date: *8th April, 2025*

Topic: Be In Control Of Your Bodily Cravings For Pleasures

“Come with me. It’ll be all right. I’ve got everything we need for a feast. I’ll cook you a wonderful dinner. So here I am—I’m all yours! (Proverbs 7:14 TPT)

*THE PURE WORD*

The seductress informed him that she had lots of meat left from the sacrifices she had offered, acting upon the cravings for other pleasurable stuff like good food. You see, you must not be weak when it comes to the usual things that give us pleasure as humans, such as sleep, good food, sports, watching movies, video content, etc.

Train yourself to have control over these basic harmless pleasurable cravings (particularly sleep, food, and any other harmless thing you find pleasurable but can't restrain yourself from doing even when it's not an appropriate time). That way, it will be difficult for the devil to bring you into temptation through the channel of other pleasurable harmless things.

Do you want to learn how to sleep only when you need to and not when your body craves the pleasures of sleep? Then start doing night vigils! You want to learn how to tame your body's cravings for food (where you only eat when it is necessary, and only what is necessary, and not succumbing to gluttony)? Then start fasting occasionally! You should build a structure of discipline around any other harmless pleasurable cravings that you struggle to contain.

Make sure you bring your body under subjection, getting to the stage where you are the one who determines when you need to embrace a particular pleasurable stuff, and not your bodily cravings directing you.

*Confession:*

I acknowledge that sex is a sacred act, designed by God for divine purposes. By His grace, I will honor and uphold its sanctity. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.

For Feedback:
Email: purityornothing@gmail.com
angry
RomanceRe: A New Nairaland Member by MrCork: 9:22pm On Apr 07, 2025
Xbox2005:
I am a new nairaland member here.I hope I am welcome
CONGRAT!! angry
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn't Want To Do Anything Despite All My Efforts by MrCork: 9:13pm On Apr 07, 2025
Wakatumbit:
I and my wife have been married for close to 5 years now and we have a 2 year old baby.

The issue I'm having with my wife is that she has become a liability to me, she doesn't want to do anything.

I opened a business for her which I have spent almost 3m+, she doesn't even go to the business, I've paid rent twice on the place but I'm not sure she has even made upto 100k from it.

She doesn't do anything at home aside from cooking, she just wakes up in the morning and press her phone from morning till night, she won't sweep or clean the house, I can't even have an unexpected guest in my house because the house is always dirty and everything. The kitchen always looks like a cesspool of infection because she can't even clean it

All she wants to do is take pictures and look fine, recently she complained that I don't give her money for her upkeep and I told her that the reason I opened the business for you is so you can have your own personal income as a woman.

Through out last year, all the money I made I didn't see anything (I just struggled to get a car), because of expenses of my family and my wife isn't helping out at all.

She wants expensive things and she doesn't want to work. I'm really considering my options in the marriage because I can't continue living with that sort of a woman.
puccccci is only N20k sir...u can even get students discounts
Cant u juss pay for puccci sir??(no oofencsse)) undecided
RomanceRe: Thread closed by MrCork: 3:45pm On Apr 07, 2025
durentboi:
Thread closed
Who actualy told u yor HEAD IS NOT CORRRRECT & WILL NEVER BE CORRRRECT b4 nest year easter!!!! ....gimmme his name sir

Who told u!!((no oofencsse)) angry
RomanceRe: Lagos Gyms Turning To Hookup Spots by MrCork: 12:12pm On Apr 07, 2025
Great100000:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/04/lagos-gyms-turning-to-hookup-spots-visitors/
Kaiiiii...TANK YOU SIRRRRRR.....AM OFF TO THA GYM!!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Thread closed by MrCork: 11:48am On Apr 07, 2025
durentboi:
Hello guys. I need help on this issue.

When I take photos or videos with my phone,the pictures always end up looking terrible. It doesn't matter if I use the front or back camera (it is even worse on the back camera).
With the back camera, my face looks so distorted and shapeless like ameoba.

But I noticed just recently that pictures and videos taken with my laptop front facing webcam look more attractive and reasonable.

I can take 30 pics with my phone camera and end up deleting 28 ----- but if I take the same 30 pics with my laptop webcam, I can easily keep 25 of the pictures.

I dont mean to brag but since I was a teenager (I'm 27), I've always heard compliments about my looks, so I know I am not ugly.

I really want to take pictures but I can't be using my laptop always since it is not mobile.

Please has anyone experienced this? What could be the cause as well as the solution?

Could changing my phone resolve this issue? And what phone should I get?

Mods please move this to the right section if I am posting in the wrong section (really sorry about that).

(My phone is Samsung S9 and I've been using Samsung S series all my life).
U angry cozzz u ugly & u want us to help u.....corrrrect??
Cant u use hawt pepper & bittter leaf to wash yor face sir??((no oofencsse)) angry
RomanceRe: Thread closed by MrCork: 11:46am On Apr 07, 2025
durentboi:
Hello guys. I need help on this issue.

When I take photos or videos with my phone,the pictures always end up looking terrible. It doesn't matter if I use the front or back camera (it is even worse on the back camera).
With the back camera, my face looks so distorted and shapeless like ameoba.

But I noticed just recently that pictures and videos taken with my laptop front facing webcam look more attractive and reasonable.

I can take 30 pics with my phone camera and end up deleting 28 ----- but if I take the same 30 pics with my laptop webcam, I can easily keep 25 of the pictures.

I dont mean to brag but since I was a teenager (I'm 27), I've always heard compliments about my looks, so I know I am not ugly.

I really want to take pictures but I can't be using my laptop always since it is not mobile.

Please has anyone experienced this? What could be the cause as well as the solution?

Could changing my phone resolve this issue? And what phone should I get?

Mods please move this to the right section if I am posting in the wrong section (really sorry about that).

(My phone is Samsung S9 and I've been using Samsung S series all my life).
angry
PhonesRe: Vivo Phone by MrCork: 11:17am On Apr 07, 2025
Sleekbaby:
Thank you very much, I appreciate
Hello am writing 2 boook on how to become a celibrity so u can make plenty moiney & be millionare so pls can u quiclkly send me a photo of u wearing swimmming trunk or thong so i can fly u in for audition. U dont need bra please. U want,?
RomanceRe: Why Do women Prefer Dark Guys This Days (picture) by MrCork: 9:58am On Apr 07, 2025
Edipet:
I have noticed that women preferred dark guys this days. If you come across social media post like the one below, you see them mention dark guys all through
Why do women want what other women want or have?
Dark skin guys are ugly sir....very ugly!!(,no oofencsse) angry
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 5:30pm On Apr 06, 2025
Ibkay32:
Bad guy mr cork!
You want her to sit on your cock? 😂
Not really, not on my cork sir...jusss on my lap..the tip of my lap. Moi love heavy yansh!! wink
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 5:26pm On Apr 06, 2025
ChiefOloye:
Na you old like that and you still dey find validation from online people (strangers), wetin happen to your family and friends? God go help you ooo.
Son if yor commmmon sense is commmon, u will no dat this is a simple YES or NO question.goat¡!!!(no oofencsse) angry
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 4:05pm On Apr 06, 2025
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]
Loookin sweet, lightskin & dyamm sexxxxxxxy...

NOW U TALKKNG MY LANGUAGE.....u loooklike my favourite american actress..taraji p henson and truss me..it will realy make sence if u sit ony lap for more photos smiley
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 4:02pm On Apr 06, 2025
Mopeola:
Yes just that you r getting too fatty, so you need some exercise and where did you take that picture?
See yor face like antílope....why are u askin were she took the photo..are u a 419 arm robbber? Show us yor pictures if u aint ugly.goat(no oofencsse) embarassed

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 965 pages)