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Romance › Re: Amen I Safe? by MrCork: 10:50pm On Dec 28, 2025
ChristisGod:
My wife engaged a male friend in a conversation online. The man in the conversation expressed that he would wanna suck her boobs and kiss her. My wife said she could not do that and that they should set boundaries. My wife told me about this happening. On 25th December however, my wife messaged this guy and wished him merry Christmas and also asked where he was.
Few days after the sexual advance, the guy requested for for food from my wife and she replied "it will come". On Christmas day, after my wife messaged him, he wrote "I guess I have to give up on this promised food, you are always rescheduling it" and my wife replied "No"

Should I be worried? Why? Thanks.
bro...did u juss say your wife is a male?? are u ok sir!!! (no oofeincse) angry
Romance › Re: Is She Mine? by MrCork: 10:49pm On Dec 28, 2025
EFULEFU1:
She is my crush
I proposed love but she said she was dating

But she once visited me though nothing happened. She often refers to me as a fine boy. I recently asked her to meet me and she said one of these holidays.

Does she like me?
^^^story!!'

bro u fuk her or not?? angry
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 8:19pm On Dec 27, 2025
donmixc:
Mrpenis you are gay nah and have no business with ladies undecided
thank you! (dunce) wink
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op):
Globad:
Go and take your drugs
^^^^atitude...and then she complain she cant find man on nairaland...village girl.. undecided
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 12:14pm On Dec 26, 2025
Hypnotise:
Omo, if I come back, e mean say I go too date many women or the other way around grin

95% of single womens can no longer be trusssted. Thanks for the heads up.
Well said! angry
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 12:05pm On Dec 26, 2025
Globad:
grin

Looks like they’re all mad
...are u single?....and are u lightskin?? angry
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 12:04pm On Dec 26, 2025
Globad:
grin

Looks like they’re all mad
angry
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 8:55pm On Dec 24, 2025
ManknowThyself:
LoL

My happiness comes from within not from validation or status.

I ball with who I'm not what I'm. The happiness resonating from my vibrational frequency it's enough for me to avoid married women.

Have never done that and neither will i do it in the future.


Life is all about choice, i respect your choice any way but remember discipline is the masculinity of a real man.

My brother i love, cherish and adore women resonating within my frequency and not all in my vibrational level is grant access. It takes weeks or months to calibrate with my frequency and the longer the stronger the connection.

I know already it will take my queen six months to calibrate with my clarity before any communication.

In a nutshell
Nothing sweet or give happiness sleeping with married women but sorrow.

Not even adviceable to sleep with your wife friends neither your friends wife.

From your view you can even bed the wife of your friend
angry
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 4:34pm On Dec 24, 2025
ManknowThyself:
LoL lol


I know projection when I see one.


Better follow my advice not to bed another man wife.

The thread is about making married women side chick.


I do women, women resonating in my frequency.

Married women are not resonating in my frequency
brother the rule clearly say all men must chase women...pirrrrriod.. my suggestion is the day you sleeep with a marrrried woman, your life will change an u be 200000 times happier. Truss me!!! angry
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 2:56pm On Dec 24, 2025
Yankee101:
You want God to punish you abi?
how? God will punish me for liking women?
son are u ok in the head?
so u rada chase single women who work has prostitute olosho after 8pm than to chase a marrried women who is more decent and will never cheat on u?....A married woman will come to u, do the thing and go back to her husband, no string attach, but a single woman will do thing with u and then go sleep with yor whole family before going back to the streeet. is that what u want in life sir. jusst askin! angry
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 2:51pm On Dec 24, 2025
ManknowThyself:
LoL.

Real men don't bed other men wife's.
It's only low self esteem men that does that, marriage is sacred to God and never be the reason breaking of another man home or marriage.

In a nutshell!!!!!!

You might think you smart laying other people's wife, just remember God will use even men not up to your standard to lay with your wife. There's no two ways about it.

Life experience from my school days, big man when they lay with he driver wife out of help.
The wife discovered through the driver with evidence and start bleeping the driver and got pregnant.


As a man, not matter the lust never lay with a married woman neither your wife friends.
really?.... so u like dont women..correct?.... WhY ARE U GAY SIR!!!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 9:16pm On Dec 23, 2025
lilsmart:
I have received your field report and, while i appreciate the enthusiasm but i must address several points

1. Regarding the 5% Statistic: My fact-checkers (a pigeon and a very skeptical barista) found this data unconventional.
It seems your survey was conducted entirely in Lagos traffic jam while listening to geh geh .

2. The Olosho Official Designation i contacted the Ministry of Silly Classifications. They denied any such category, but did confirm the existence of “People Who Will open leg for Your Last Shawarma A much more serious epidemic.

3. The Married Women Proposition Sir, this is not a “hack.” This is how you star in a Nollywood film titled “The Day Trouble Came With a Poster” or “How I Met Your Mother
Claiming they “will never cheat” is like saying a lion “will never bite” because it’s already eating a different zebra.

Note: The loyalty is to the meal ticket, not the_________

In conclusion:
We recommend you recalibrate your dating strategy using units other than naira. Perhaps try “common decency, “mutual respect,” or even “a genuine conversation that doesn’t sound like a procurement plan.”
brother. they only way to get sexx xx in that nigeria place is only if u pay for it. 95% of women are now prostitutue sir. One of them told me she is a masssage doctor. Brother, I had to pay for massage and worst of all, pay extra for happy ending sexxx. I wasted my moiney and she stole it sir. She trick me sir. This is why all men now prefa to watch blue film. Females can no longer be trusssted. They all prostitute sir!!! angry
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 9:13pm On Dec 23, 2025
FreeIgboho:
But... ok I know this is a silly comment and should not be a consideration at all... still, doesn't it matter that she's married?
brother. every street in nigeria now is fill with single women charging betweeen N15,000 naira and N60,000 naira. They all doing Olosho job. Who would u go for single women u find on every street corner when u can easily get a goood stay at home house wife who will be faithfil to onlu u when her husband is away...and u can truss her keeping secret. Can u date a Nigerian lady who is single? be honest. Bro u no am telling the truth. 95% of single women in Nigeria right now do prostitute work. The one I carrried 2 weeks ago lied to me she was single before I found she was lying. Bro. Single women now in Nigeria are all prostitute. U dont belive me, check the latest survey report. U cant even hug or kiss a single lady no more without she askin for moiney for hug sir or extra cash for kiss!!!!! (FACT) angry
Romance › Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 4:37pm On Dec 23, 2025
95% of single womens can no longer be trusssted becuzz as November 2025, they are now oficially what the government call Olosho. This means u can not date single women from N20,000 (naira) to N50,000 naira. The street ones are usually cheaper & u can date them from N5,000 naira to N12,000 naira. But as for marryied women, they are the best side chicks becuzz they loyal & will never cheat on you. Thats we we nomally pay them more: N100k to 200k naira plus. They meet u at the hotel & the rest is history, your secret is safe. We therefore recommmend that we should start chassing married women if u want peace of mind in yor life and u dont want stress. They will not chop your moiney.
Romance › Urgent Question To Everybody! by MrCork(op): 11:26am On Dec 10, 2025
....who get dat water yansh wey dey shake.....the water water yansh.
PLEASE ADVISE?? : angry
Romance › 2025, Thank You!! by MrCork(op): 11:34pm On Dec 06, 2025
Nairaland opininon poll result that came out 5pm today juss confirm that once agaiin..for the 5th time rollin, we now have oficially conformation that MrCork ones again have won award for the biggest dik of 2025, so I thank u all for showing loyality to me and for showin me love again. I wil try not to win it nest year however,to all married ladies, sigle ladies, guys and gentlemens..please let me no if yor need the photo for yor mobile phone screen savers or wall paper

PLEASE SHECK THE WEBSITE & PUT GOOD COMMENT
. Thank you!!
THANK YOU NAIRALAND. Yor vote is apreciated! smiley
Romance › Re: This Has To Be The Best Song Ever Released In Nigeria (you Can't Change My Mind) by MrCork: 10:04pm On Oct 04, 2025
siofra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVLUoxF3jMA?si=Za-8xfqVWl1uUyDr








I'm a gold digger, gold digger, gold digger
Diggin Diggin gold gold gold gold




🤌

I love it!!!
^^^^^^NO TASTE!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Trust Women At Your Own Risk by MrCork: 12:30pm On Sep 28, 2025
Pupanchie:
Your problem
dont be a national disgrase yo Africa sir. Gay is iligal. dont be gay. you are gat. why are u gay sir. answer the questions sir? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Flaunts Luxurious Home, Remembers Struggles With ₦10k Rent by MrCork: 11:32am On Sep 28, 2025
...the sad $hit about u homebase people is how/why u always gosssip about other peoples moiney like women....

get your own house

....SHAME ON Ya'all..no klass!!!!((no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Patronising Prostitutes, I Need Help. by MrCork: 9:11pm On Sep 27, 2025
KiNg0G:
I have never been in a relationship before, all my life was for pay as you go in since I was a teenager to this moment because I always wanted it easy and stress free..

First it seems like a flex, sampling different flavours from one brothel to another, hookups and all. Till it turned an habit that I can't stop.

Now I am more mature going in my 40s with nothing to show for it all these year's. I just can't stop myself, Is this how I am going to live my life till old age.

Every week I know how much comes out from my account for sex and I am so tired and wish I would stop. My high end tastes doesn't help matters at all..I can't even save anymore. 40k for short, 80k for daybreak. Not talking about transportation and other necessity, Is this how expensive sex is supposed to be for a man.

I know some people who are in relationships will say if I get a girlfriend it still expensive but I really doubt so.. when I go 3 to 4 times in a week not even calculating the amount spent in a month. This is a cry of a man in pains, I need help on how to overcome this challenge.
YOU DONT LIKE WOMEN??.......WHY ARE U GAY SIR??(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Trust Women At Your Own Risk by MrCork: 8:38pm On Sep 24, 2025
Pupanchie:
If you as a man find yourself in this position, can l know what you will do ?
...WHY ARE U GAY SIR?(no oofeonsce) angry
Romance › Re: SHOCKING NEWS: The Result Is Officially Out!! by MrCork(op): 8:29pm On Sep 24, 2025
bluebay:
Nor use this sense enter 40 o ...................na be i dey my bro ...oioo
brother. they voted me to win again, biggest dik on nairaland. are u upset sir? undecided
Romance › SHOCKING NEWS: The Result Is Officially Out!! by MrCork(op): 7:41pm On Sep 24, 2025
It has juss been confirm ones again from the Online website today that as of 2025, all men now agree that Mr Cork ones again officailly has the biggggest dik on nairaland to date. So please join me in congratulating me for winnning this award for the 5th year. it aint easy having a big d.. Please put your commment on the website.

We now have over 45,000 comments so far globally, so thank u all.

.....AND PLEASE LET ME NO IF U NEED A SIGNED PHOTO!!!!
Romance › Re: Male Cousin Who Doesn’t Like Any Of My Contents Now Checks On My Tiktok Page by MrCork: 7:31pm On Sep 24, 2025
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hello, my male cousin who used to ignore my posts has viewed my TikTok page two days in a row and liked my post…grin

I have my notification turned on

so don’t ask me how I knew he viewed my profile.

Anyone understand what’s going on? grin[/color]
u no he want puccccci...so dont truss him please but u can truss me.

mamagee..are u still lightskin? smiley

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