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Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 8:42pm On Jun 26
Cousin9999:
I know this dude is trolling, but it's purely conditioning that makes you attracted to all that neon yellow. It's not sexy.

Like, why would you wanna rub your face on albino boobs? IDGI
Have u ever talk to half cast female or have u ever dated or frended a lightskin female in yor life sir? Juss askin. ...u dont hav moiney..correct?(no oofenncse) angry
Crime › Help!!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:07am On Jun 26
One chick call me this morning & threating to expose our sexx tape unless i pay her N40,000 naira in cash....the scariest part is she say shes also going to expose my dik & show the world how big it is so that women will avoid me......MY LIFE IS OVER.....

Should i report to Police... PLEASE HELP!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 11:58pm On Jun 25
kiddaz:
Stop generalizing cos nothing special there. Mrcock is just Mrcock. As far as girl neat, smells good, great dress sense and natural clear skin, the complexion no just matter to me.
Reallly? So u sayin as far as the female is dakskin, her complexsion dont mata...corrrrect?have u ever in yor life seeen wifey material who is dakskin? Can u coount up to one lightskin nigerian celebrity?...brother be honest, have u ever say hello to a half cast babe..or do they juss walk pass u?
U no u would never dare eat bread or akara in front of a lightskin female or half cast chick.. you will flongomarically disgrase yor sef sir!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Is Accepting Your Exes Back Advisable? by MrCork: 3:42pm On Jun 24
Fika01:
https://shorturl.at/kIBzR

Sometimes people come back after leaving, but not always because they truly love you.
They may miss the attention, comfort, or validation you once gave them.
A message or a return doesn't automatically mean they've changed.
Coming back is not the same as choosing you.
Missing you is not the same as valuing you.
Pay attention to consistent actions, not emotional words.
Remember, someone returning to your life doesn't always mean they deserve a place in it.
Is it really a good decision allowing someone back into your life after they must have left?
https://shorturl.at/kIBzR
Why not..u dont like women?...well only if shes lightskin sir! angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 3:37pm On Jun 24
kiddaz:
Stop generalizing cos nothing special there. Mrcock is just Mrcock. As far as girl neat, smells good, great dress sense and natural clear skin, the complexion no just matter to me.
You sound like a akara eater(no oofense)
Brother how comes our nigerian female celebritys are not lightskin....can u name one?
Sadly, the only lightskin celebrity u people hav in that nigeria place is Bobrisky. Why??

We..here in london, we hav half cast women / lightskin women everywere!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 8:14pm On Jun 23
Cousin9999:
This thread also reminds me. Hilda Baci is 🤌🏿

ETA: Her smile is adorable.
Just paint her lightskin & u yorsef will appreciate u hav goood taste. I dont chase women like this in disco clubs. They usually gold digger angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 8:13pm On Jun 23
Cousin9999:
I don't find a nude yellow woman to be an inviting image. All that yellow is just not sexy.

But this is (too bad she's probably American 😒):
Are u from libya or are u trap in libya? Not sure if u need glasses sir but do they loooooooklike beyansi to you? Do u no who beyansi is?.american singer marrrried to jay z.
...brother if u listen to fuji music..u definately cant no who beyansi is.
Anyways those ladies neeeed to bleach...
Thats there only way out sir!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 4:44pm On Jun 23
Fekumzi123:
Funny you...
I'm just surprised this spirit have still not left you
Its ok brother.i will find u a lightskin woman from nairaland. Do u want mamagee3 sir? Sje spek goood english & she american. U want? angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 4:28pm On Jun 23
Fekumzi123:
This is an example of a full at 40...
Light skin girls wey boku here.
With N9000 you can have your way smoothly with three everyday.
So u a angry coz u never dated lightskin woman or hal cast female in yor life ..correct? Have u even see white woman in real life?
Brother i dont meanto sound rude but clearly u never beeeento london!!!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 4:24pm On Jun 23
grandstar:
Whats all this colorism about?

You are unknowingly promoting bleaching creams if you dont know.
Colorism how? You cant affford lightskin women or half cast females? U cant get loan?....I BEGGGGGY!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 4:13pm On Jun 23
bobonla:
I used to take you serious. But not anymore. No offencce
Brother..if u have moiney, u can relate...clearly u dont have moiney. You chop akara!!! angry
Family › Re: Female Cousin From Nigeria Sent Me A Friend Request Early In The Morning by MrCork: 8:21pm On Jun 22
mamagee3:
My female cousin sent me a friend early in the morning while others are going to work.

And the thing is I don’t even talk to her
Mamagee.wher u at.serrriously i need some
Am ready.even if i have to do it on credit.am ready to love u like ice cream.so when is the best time to call u & was your nomber again please?....and by the way. I drive bmw & i hav moiney! smiley
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 8:18pm On Jun 22
kiddaz:
Fork and knife? No naaah I use shovel and Cutlass on hot coco yam and oil with fried egilé in front of lightskin females
Brother its ok to be brole coz u can continue chassin daksin women..truss me..u r forgiven

Hopefully when u have moiney next year..u will be able to aford real food to impress lightskin females or half cast females(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Why Men Should Stop Sponsoring Women In School by MrCork: 8:15pm On Jun 22
Rapmoney:
Sponsoring a woman you are not married to in school has never been an investment. Instead, it is an act of foolishness. It is better you use such money to buy small goats, fowls, rabbits, or cassava stems and start farming.

Below are some of the reasons why you should not sponsor the education of any girl if she is not your wife.

1. Sponsoring a girl is the responsibility of her father and family, and not yours. Ogbeni, stop carrying load wey nor be your own. Your back go break. If men are to sponsor girls that they intend marrying, then what is the essence of bride price?

2. Our higher institutions are filled with so much immorality today. What makes you think that the girl you are spending hundreds of thousands on, buying books, paying tuition fees, and paying hostel fee for is not sleeping with her departmental guys for free? Dey play.

3. There is no guarantee that she will marry when she graduates. She would probably have more options due to exposure. So you think she will marry you as a vulcanizer catering for her education when she has met various guys in school? Even young handsome guys studying Medicine or Law?

4. Education is a legacy. It is better to buy an iPhone for a girl who will leave you than to give education to a girl who will do same. Phones are man-made. They will get spoilt eventually, but you see education, it is for a lifetime. So why give a legacy to someone who will later dispose you like a used tissue?

If you cannot invest your money in a business or trade, use it to educate yourself or learn skills.

Use your brain make you nor go cry nwii for Nnewi.

I remain WarriParrot
..u dont like women?....if we dont sponsor them so how are sopose to get pucccccsssi?
Brother...please if u dont hav moiney...stop nagggin i beg!!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 8:07pm On Jun 22
kiddaz:
Yeah I do it all the time with that crunchy red oil akara in the middle of soft today's bread. I also love eating akpu with egusi and plenty vegetables with cow tail in front of plenty lightskin females, especially if they're half-caste or white grin
Technically u r broke sir coz no man in his right minds chop chicken or akara in front of lightskin female....do u no howto use fok n knife sir? (No oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 8:05pm On Jun 22
43Ronin:
Try get sense before this year finish
So u tink its ok to eat bread or akara in front of a lightskin or half cast female...corrrect? Have u ever beeento london?

Its people like u that come to london & disgrase nigeria. I bet u use your hand to chop chicken in a white restorants. How sad angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 2:35pm On Jun 22
nnatobryno:
How old are you? I want to confirm something
Oh, ok. So u sayin you can eat akara in front of a lightskin female....correct....wot if shes white or halfcast?
are u broke sir??(no ofeencse) angry
Romance › Guys, Can You Chop Bread Or Akara In From Of Lightskin Female? by MrCork(op): 1:36pm On Jun 22
....here in london pekam, we are use to taking only lightskin women on a dinner date.mraning the kinda restorants we goto..they never sell stuff like akara or bread.

So for you homebase guys...can u eat bread or akara in front of lightskin female....especially if shes halfcast or white??

Please be honest!!! angry


MUTURE RESPONSE ONLY
Politics › Re: This Is How Tinubu Should Have Handled Fuel Subsidy Removal For Better Nigeria by MrCork: 11:49am On Jun 16
sweerychick:
I sef which biased AI? Counter one thing the post said which is not true
How much?
Romance › Re: This Is My Number One RED FLAG In Women Now(pics) by MrCork: 8:41pm On Jun 15
Iamdbull:
My number one red flag now are women that don’t want to go out and just comfortable with texting and chatting you.


The main reason I want to enter a relationship is to have someone to relate with outside my phone and now if all we do in the relationship is to Text and call while you lie on your couch then the purpose of the relationship has been defeated.


If I want to date you I want quality times together not just just texting and calling. If I wanted that I would have been in a long distance relationship with lots of lonely women abroad



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUipqlhk-Gk?si=zqA7qp77C_KUt3De
So u dont like women...corrrect?...why are you gay sir!!!(no oofencse) angry
Family › Re: Female Cousin From Nigeria Sent Me A Friend Request Early In The Morning by MrCork: 8:43pm On Jun 01
mamagee3:
Nope, she sent it at 6am Nigerian time.
..in nigeria..off all places?. How?
Anyways is she lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: The Man Who Cannot Walk Away From A Bad Situation Will Always Be Exploited by MrCork: 10:28am On May 29
marcusverum:
Your ability to walk away is your greatest negotiating tool in any relationship.

The moment a woman or anyone knows you cannot leave, they know they can treat you however they choose. You have handed them power over you and they will use it. Not necessarily out of malice.

Simply because the option is there.

This applies to relationships.
To marriage.
To friendships.
To business.

A man who tolerates everything out of fear of being alone is not loyal.
He is desperate and desperation is the most unattractive quality a man can carry.

Walk away from what does not respect you. Not in anger.
Not in drama.
Simply withdraw your presence, your resources and your attention. Let your absence speak.

The man who can leave anything is the man everyone fights to keep.
...ok.so o u sayin when chick givvvvvus puccccccci..we shod walk away..corrrrect?
Are u ok sir!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: I Need A Nurse To Marry by MrCork: 8:44pm On May 28
Sonofgod1990:
Good day my people..
My name is kelechi from enugu state.
Age 36. But age is just a number.

Many of my friends are getting married day by day and I'm worried about getting married also. And I want to marry a nurse.. pure nurse/midwifery. You should be actively employed because I'm jobless for now... just that I want to get married and I promise to take good care of you.

I don't have any money for now. If you have the money to take care of our introduction I'm good to go. I promise to be a good husband..I don't beat woman and I don't womanise.
Any interested lady should check my signature
Ok bro..so u loookin for woman to giv u injection.....corrrrect?? angry
Romance › Re: I Need A Nurse To Marry by MrCork: 8:42pm On May 28
Sonofgod1990:
Good day my people..
My name is kelechi from enugu state.
Age 36. But age is just a number.

Many of my friends are getting married day by day and I'm worried about getting married also. And I want to marry a nurse.. pure nurse/midwifery. You should be actively employed because I'm jobless for now... just that I want to get married and I promise to take good care of you.

I don't have any money for now. If you have the money to take care of our introduction I'm good to go. I promise to be a good husband..I don't beat woman and I don't womanise.
Any interested lady should check my signature
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Marry Her? by MrCork: 3:55pm On May 24
O
Sweetsoul2235:
Can you marry a girl that has engaged in some sexual activities with her cousin? Activities like kissing, fingering, sucking of breast but no penetration.. according to her friend who told me, she said my girlfriend whom I want to marry was 25 and her cousin was 17 and they were sleeping together in one room when it happened. Is it advisable to marry such girl?
....brother..pliss if u dont like pucccccsi..go n marrry man!!!((no oofense)) angry
Romance › Re: Can You Marry Her? by MrCork: 3:54pm On May 24
Sweetsoul2235:
Can you marry a girl that has engaged in some sexual activities with her cousin? Activities like kissing, fingering, sucking of breast but no penetration.. according to her friend who told me, she said my girlfriend whom I want to marry was 25 and her cousin was 17 and they were sleeping together in one room when it happened. Is it advisable to marry such girl?
angry
Romance › Re: What Mumu Thing Have You Ever Done For Love? by MrCork: 3:52pm On May 24
UnlimitedNG:
Today is Saturday, you may be married now or still single...Let's reflect on the stupid things we have done for the sake of love and let us all get entertained with the experiences...

I stumbled on a post on this topic and I flashed back to my personal experience some years ago. So, let me start with mine. Mind you, I am now happily married with 3 children.

Some years ago I was doing strong-head chasing for this Kogi babe I met during NYSC. She relocated to Sokoto after camp. One Friday night around 11p.m., she called me on WhatsApp:
“Babe, I just dey miss you anyhow. If to say you dey here now…”

As Lagos boy with mumu love, I stood up from my bed in Surulere. Next thing, I was at Jibowu park. No toothbrush, no ATM card, just ₦18k and the hoodie I was wearing. I entered God is Good night bus to Sokoto. Sixteen hours journey o.

I didn’t even tell her I was coming. I wanted it to be a “romantic surprise”. I arrived Saturday afternoon, dusty, smelling like conductor’s armpit, and called her. She shouted: “Ah! You no serious! I just landed in Lagos this morning for my cousin’s wedding!”

Immediately, my brain reset. I stood under Sokoto sun for 10 minutes, calculating my life. I used my last ₦3k to buy fura da nono and sat at the park. Then, I took the next night bus back to Lagos on Sunday. Roughly 32 hours on the road total. She sent me “awww thanks for trying” with laughing emoji.

Till today, my wife still calls me, “Sokoto lover” because I told her about the experience... and NEPA took light the day I tried to explain myself.

....most mumutik $hit i done waz ..reading this dry tread!!!!((no oofense)) angry

Romance › Re: Her Mum Said She Should Look For Another Man by MrCork: 9:48pm On May 23
⁶
Seyzi:
There is a lady, a friend of mine had been in relationship with for 2yrs now, planning settling down next year, which all of a sudden the lady came up with the issue her mum aren't approving the union later her dad and sisters on the ground of Christianity spirituality and before my friend can gets a hold of it he has been blocked and restricted

My question is how will 29yrs old woman can't decide for herself but My guy really loved the lady, he has invested emotionally from what have seen in the union, if anybody has been in this type of situation before how do you guys manage it
angry
Romance › Re: What Mumu Thing Have You Ever Done For Love? by MrCork: 12:26pm On May 23
UnlimitedNG:
Today is Saturday, you may be married now or still single...Let's reflect on the stupid things we have done for the sake of love and let us all get entertained with the experiences...

I stumbled on a post on this topic and I flashed back to my personal experience some years ago. So, let me start with mine. Mind you, I am now happily married with 3 children.

Some years ago I was doing strong-head chasing for this Kogi babe I met during NYSC. She relocated to Sokoto after camp. One Friday night around 11p.m., she called me on WhatsApp:
“Babe, I just dey miss you anyhow. If to say you dey here now…”

As Lagos boy with mumu love, I stood up from my bed in Surulere. Next thing, I was at Jibowu park. No toothbrush, no ATM card, just ₦18k and the hoodie I was wearing. I entered God is Good night bus to Sokoto. Sixteen hours journey o.

I didn’t even tell her I was coming. I wanted it to be a “romantic surprise”. I arrived Saturday afternoon, dusty, smelling like conductor’s armpit, and called her. She shouted: “Ah! You no serious! I just landed in Lagos this morning for my cousin’s wedding!”

Immediately, my brain reset. I stood under Sokoto sun for 10 minutes, calculating my life. I used my last ₦3k to buy fura da nono and sat at the park. Then, I took the next night bus back to Lagos on Sunday. Roughly 32 hours on the road total. She sent me “awww thanks for trying” with laughing emoji.

Till today, my wife still calls me, “Sokoto lover” because I told her about the experience... and NEPA took light the day I tried to explain myself.
Read yor mumu tread (no oofencse) angry
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by MrCork: 8:27am On May 23
awesomeJ:
Are you sboga in new flesh?
Wot is sboga?

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