Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by MrCork: 11:40pm On Jan 20 |
Oizee: I weak honestly you dont hav tooo brush?( no oofense)  |
Education › Re: I Can Call Myself A Graduate Today Because Of NELFUND - Graduate by MrCork: 11:37pm On Jan 20 |
jaxxy: Congrats. NELFUND is definitely a good policy and a step in the right direction.
Corruption in the main issue. which right directions? ...HOW? u cant do yahoooo ni?? (no oofensce)  |
Education › Re: I Can Call Myself A Graduate Today Because Of NELFUND - Graduate by MrCork: 9:16pm On Jan 20 |
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Romance › Can Someone Please Tell Me How Much It Is This Year? by MrCork(op): 11:18pm On Jan 18 |
Hello beatiiful ladies and gentlemens.. please how much is happpy hawa in yor area and which state can we find the best wifey materials please?  Mature response only please, no time wasting!  |
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Romance › Re: Question: Opinions On This Photo by MrCork: 3:33pm On Jan 17 |
mamagee3: Opinions on this photo; what do you think about this?
Who is the lady on the left? hey MAMAGEE..sorry i for hot to buy u a lovaly christmas present this year: 1. giv us 2 reason why u hare wereing thong?.....  and 2,, ,was yor favourites thong color again please?  |
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Romance › Re: Question: Opinions On This Photo by MrCork: 2:26pm On Jan 01 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Date Guys Who Use Bear Hands To Eat? by MrCork(op): 3:13pm On Dec 31, 2025 |
Dzzzz: Thats a mature contribution for you..Why should I talk about who uses hand or fork to eat pizza?..That’s a dumb debate made for dumb people to talk about right now.. EATING WIT BARE HAND IN FRONT OF CHICK?? Brother...So u sayin u the kinda person who bare use hands to chop rice but then when white people see u & call u monkey..u start cryin like camel. Anyways hopefully u will come to london & ¹more hopefully, u will ñearn howto use fok n knife (no oo |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Date Guys Who Use Bear Hands To Eat? by MrCork(op): 2:04am On Dec 31, 2025 |
Dzzzz: You claim to be in London but your spelling says Ibadan?… Son..nobody is askin u for story of yor life sir. do u have any mature contribution to contribute sir ...YES OR KNOW!!!(no oofencse)  |
Romance › Ladies, Can You Date Guys Who Use Bear Hands To Eat? by MrCork(op): 3:44pm On Dec 30, 2025 |
Ilitrasy is a desease..we all no that. Clearly 98% of nairaland males never beento London, which means the idea of London guys like me using fok n knife to eat break fast or diiner in front of a chick will be visually shockin to them. So ladies, will u be embarass when a guy toastin u takes u to restorant..eg, pizza resturant & START using his bear hand to chop the pizza.. despite fok & knife on the table?? Ladies, tell the truth pls MATURE CONTRIBUTION PLS!!  |
Romance › Re: Amen I Safe? by MrCork: 10:50pm On Dec 28, 2025 |
ChristisGod: My wife engaged a male friend in a conversation online. The man in the conversation expressed that he would wanna suck her boobs and kiss her. My wife said she could not do that and that they should set boundaries. My wife told me about this happening. On 25th December however, my wife messaged this guy and wished him merry Christmas and also asked where he was. Few days after the sexual advance, the guy requested for for food from my wife and she replied "it will come". On Christmas day, after my wife messaged him, he wrote "I guess I have to give up on this promised food, you are always rescheduling it" and my wife replied "No"
Should I be worried? Why? Thanks. bro...did u juss say your wife is a male?? are u ok sir!!! (no oofeincse)  |
Romance › Re: Is She Mine? by MrCork: 10:49pm On Dec 28, 2025 |
EFULEFU1: She is my crush I proposed love but she said she was dating
But she once visited me though nothing happened. She often refers to me as a fine boy. I recently asked her to meet me and she said one of these holidays.
Does she like me? ^^^story!!' bro u fuk her or not??  |
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Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 8:19pm On Dec 27, 2025 |
donmixc: Mrpenis you are gay nah and have no business with ladies  thank you! (dunce)  |
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Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 3:14pm On Dec 27, 2025*. Modified: 8:19pm On Dec 27, 2025 |
Globad: Go and take your drugs ^^^^atitude...and then she complain she cant find man on nairaland...village girl..  |
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 12:14pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
Hypnotise: Omo, if I come back, e mean say I go too date many women or the other way around 
95% of single womens can no longer be trusssted. Thanks for the heads up. Well said!  |
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 12:05pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
Globad:
Looks like they’re all mad ...are u single?....and are u lightskin??  |
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 12:04pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
Globad:
Looks like they’re all mad  |
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 8:55pm On Dec 24, 2025 |
ManknowThyself: LoL
My happiness comes from within not from validation or status.
I ball with who I'm not what I'm. The happiness resonating from my vibrational frequency it's enough for me to avoid married women.
Have never done that and neither will i do it in the future.
Life is all about choice, i respect your choice any way but remember discipline is the masculinity of a real man.
My brother i love, cherish and adore women resonating within my frequency and not all in my vibrational level is grant access. It takes weeks or months to calibrate with my frequency and the longer the stronger the connection.
I know already it will take my queen six months to calibrate with my clarity before any communication.
In a nutshell Nothing sweet or give happiness sleeping with married women but sorrow.
Not even adviceable to sleep with your wife friends neither your friends wife.
From your view you can even bed the wife of your friend  |
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 4:34pm On Dec 24, 2025 |
ManknowThyself: LoL lol
I know projection when I see one.
Better follow my advice not to bed another man wife.
The thread is about making married women side chick.
I do women, women resonating in my frequency.
Married women are not resonating in my frequency brother the rule clearly say all men must chase women...pirrrrriod.. my suggestion is the day you sleeep with a marrrried woman, your life will change an u be 200000 times happier. Truss me!!!  |
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 2:56pm On Dec 24, 2025 |
Yankee101: You want God to punish you abi? how? God will punish me for liking women? son are u ok in the head? so u rada chase single women who work has prostitute olosho after 8pm than to chase a marrried women who is more decent and will never cheat on u?....A married woman will come to u, do the thing and go back to her husband, no string attach, but a single woman will do thing with u and then go sleep with yor whole family before going back to the streeet. is that what u want in life sir. jusst askin!  |
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 2:51pm On Dec 24, 2025 |
ManknowThyself: LoL.
Real men don't bed other men wife's. It's only low self esteem men that does that, marriage is sacred to God and never be the reason breaking of another man home or marriage.
In a nutshell!!!!!!
You might think you smart laying other people's wife, just remember God will use even men not up to your standard to lay with your wife. There's no two ways about it.
Life experience from my school days, big man when they lay with he driver wife out of help. The wife discovered through the driver with evidence and start bleeping the driver and got pregnant.
As a man, not matter the lust never lay with a married woman neither your wife friends. really?.... so u like dont women..correct?.... WhY ARE U GAY SIR!!!!!!  |
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Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 9:16pm On Dec 23, 2025 |
lilsmart: I have received your field report and, while i appreciate the enthusiasm but i must address several points
1. Regarding the 5% Statistic: My fact-checkers (a pigeon and a very skeptical barista) found this data unconventional. It seems your survey was conducted entirely in Lagos traffic jam while listening to geh geh .
2. The Olosho Official Designation i contacted the Ministry of Silly Classifications. They denied any such category, but did confirm the existence of “People Who Will open leg for Your Last Shawarma A much more serious epidemic.
3. The Married Women Proposition Sir, this is not a “hack.” This is how you star in a Nollywood film titled “The Day Trouble Came With a Poster” or “How I Met Your Mother Claiming they “will never cheat” is like saying a lion “will never bite” because it’s already eating a different zebra.
Note: The loyalty is to the meal ticket, not the_________
In conclusion: We recommend you recalibrate your dating strategy using units other than naira. Perhaps try “common decency, “mutual respect,” or even “a genuine conversation that doesn’t sound like a procurement plan.” brother. they only way to get sexx xx in that nigeria place is only if u pay for it. 95% of women are now prostitutue sir. One of them told me she is a masssage doctor. Brother, I had to pay for massage and worst of all, pay extra for happy ending sexxx. I wasted my moiney and she stole it sir. She trick me sir. This is why all men now prefa to watch blue film. Females can no longer be trusssted. They all prostitute sir!!!  |
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 9:13pm On Dec 23, 2025 |
FreeIgboho: But... ok I know this is a silly comment and should not be a consideration at all... still, doesn't it matter that she's married? brother. every street in nigeria now is fill with single women charging betweeen N15,000 naira and N60,000 naira. They all doing Olosho job. Who would u go for single women u find on every street corner when u can easily get a goood stay at home house wife who will be faithfil to onlu u when her husband is away...and u can truss her keeping secret. Can u date a Nigerian lady who is single? be honest. Bro u no am telling the truth. 95% of single women in Nigeria right now do prostitute work. The one I carrried 2 weeks ago lied to me she was single before I found she was lying. Bro. Single women now in Nigeria are all prostitute. U dont belive me, check the latest survey report. U cant even hug or kiss a single lady no more without she askin for moiney for hug sir or extra cash for kiss!!!!! (FACT)  |
Romance › Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by MrCork(op): 4:37pm On Dec 23, 2025 |
95% of single womens can no longer be trusssted becuzz as November 2025, they are now oficially what the government call Olosho. This means u can not date single women from N20,000 (naira) to N50,000 naira. The street ones are usually cheaper & u can date them from N5,000 naira to N12,000 naira. But as for marryied women, they are the best side chicks becuzz they loyal & will never cheat on you. Thats we we nomally pay them more: N100k to 200k naira plus. They meet u at the hotel & the rest is history, your secret is safe. We therefore recommmend that we should start chassing married women if u want peace of mind in yor life and u dont want stress. They will not chop your moiney. |
Romance › Urgent Question To Everybody! by MrCork(op): 11:26am On Dec 10, 2025 |
....who get dat water yansh wey dey shake.....the water water yansh. PLEASE ADVISE?? :  |
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Romance › 2025, Thank You!! by MrCork(op): 11:34pm On Dec 06, 2025 |
Nairaland opininon poll result that came out 5pm today juss confirm that once agaiin..for the 5th time rollin, we now have oficially conformation that MrCork ones again have won award for the biggest dik of 2025, so I thank u all for showing loyality to me and for showin me love again. I wil try not to win it nest year however,to all married ladies, sigle ladies, guys and gentlemens..please let me no if yor need the photo for yor mobile phone screen savers or wall paper PLEASE SHECK THE WEBSITE & PUT GOOD COMMENT . Thank you!! THANK YOU NAIRALAND. Yor vote is apreciated!  |