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Kaliningrad:
Ethiopia Buys 12 Russian Su-35 Fighter Jets 🇷🇺 ❤️ 🇪🇹 🌍

Etopia ke??......where will they get moiney to buy petrol?....or does thè fighter jet use water??

Uchedizzy:
Happy birthday to you may your days be long

Story....

How do u do.

Sweet hat...do u hav nyansh??

abisoladetoun:
No

How do u do

Sweet hat....do u have nyansh??

ultraviolet27:
God!!was the child attacked by a hyena ?even lions and tigers don't eat their preys alive I hate hyenas very wicked things my 2nd most hated animal on earth next to a bat

Do u chop cat or hyena ma??

Evercurious:
This has always been and still is my take on this subsidy issue. CURB. CORRU0TION AND LEAVE SUBSIDY ALONE.

There is lABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH SUBSIDY

Hi do you do please & i hav moiney & i drive bwm car. U hav yansh?

Cousin9999:
I don't find a nude yellow woman to be an inviting image. All that yellow is just not sexy.

But this is (too bad she's probably American 😒):

errmmm is it becuz lightskin womens are superior or becuzz u cant aford them sir.....do u hav moiney??((no oofencse))

kpankpangolo:
I thought it was a lie that men and women couldn’t be friends. Now I want to knack my female best friend. All she has used me for is money and expensive dates. I want my share.

How do I achieve this?

Brother...ok so u sayin yor female best friendl hav priiiik....corrrect?

Kellibae:
Oh really ?
But do i think it cost that 50k ?
Pls did u pay that much ?

..i all way pay ma...i pay cash!
So Do u have yansh & how much to enter it please...enter today??

HacheNoire:
Adapt to the reality and see him for who is he.

You cannot change a gay. They are mentally wired to be like that.

I attended a boarding school and had a guy who claimed he was never gay all through our years in secondary school. But the voice and way he behaves and talks made most of us believe he was gay.

To cut the story short, today, he is a BIG TIME WELL KNOWN GAY.

..so u think is wrong for people to shoooot them corrrect?... brother sounds like u sopport gay pepple spreading aids in africa. Bro, U happy with gays spreading aid?. Really? Why are u gay sir?(no oofencse)

This is so nasty mennnn...anyways wot do u do:

A) Erase him & born another boy!!
B) Find him a prostitute......fast!!
C) Warn him to join gym & start lisening to rap song like 2pac!
D) Arrange serious beatin so they can beat tha Gay $hit outter him
E) Deny him & tell the thing to change his surname!!

My close friend jusz had a boy & during he's son naming ceremony yesterday., i notice the boy was cryin like girl...its a sign......that thing definately gono be gay later(no oofencse)

PLEASE ADVISE?

M.O.D....FRONT PAGE SIR!!!

JoinNLForum:
Ozempic happened. She looks like a man/transformer now

So wottttt??.......my brother.... alll hole is the same in the dark sir!!!

Mrkc:
Just clocked 46, no wife , no job , no connection .
All my efforts to live a succesful life is ending in futility

Brother but can u pay for woman?... u can find women from 15k to 40k....olosho's everywhere...even if u ready to.marrry tonight..for a coool 50k, u can find beautiful lightskin wifey material olosho who can spek english...truss me!!

bobonla:
I leave in lagos, my tv screen is broken, and i want to get it done.
I don't know where i can see locate Hisense carlcare,
Its a 32 Hisense smart tv screen power by vida

Yor tv is called Hennesy??......bro have u try takin him to hospital?(no oofencse)

[quote author=Ade1177 post=140293677]People will always stare at you guys walking because the height difference is going to be very obvious

And in most cases will look like you're walking with your younger sister

Advantages are, she's cute. Easy to carry, fun to be with, most short ladies are very clingy to their man, also very loyal

So

Will you let her go if you really like her just because of her height?

And what are the other disadvantages yo!!u can think of with the height difference?[/quote ]



....she dont have pucccccci? WTF!!!
Of course all men will marrrry am. ...Why are u gay sir??(no oofencse)

mamagee3:
Onesie posts… Post Yours!

Post a photo of you in a onesie

Mamagee........u use to lightskin & u use to have yansh....Big YANSH.........WHAT HAPPEN??

Thebird01:
So I'll keep it simple. I've been talking to this guy for how long and finally, we both decided it was time we saw. He wasn't in my area so he travelled down for two reasons, to see me, and to take a bus that same day from there to a wedding party he would be attending the next day
When he arrived at the park, he called me and asked that we met at the park
As how nau?
I told him that the park was too busy, and suggested a quiet place we could go to. Plan was, I'd meet him first and we'd both go where I suggested
I got on a bike to go and see my new found love and midway like the heavens planned it, rain started
I was half drenched when I got to the park, called his line and asked where he was and he said he found a quiet spot
Oya where? Baba said a pepper soup joint near the park

I asked how he found it and he said he decided to stroll in the rain.

My brothers and sisters, it's not even his strolling in the rain that pained me, the "stroll" was a 4mins walk at least, if you're walking fast

That was how I said okay, let me wait for the rain to come down first before I move
He said the rain was only drizzling and I could walk in it
I objected and told him I'd wait for the rain to go down first, then take a bike to where he is. Fast-forward to when we finally saw, we talked for a while and he asked if I was hungry
With the cold weather and all, I was thinking he was going to order pepper soup, only for him to bring out meat pie that was tied in a black cellophane and said it's the best snack in his area and he wanted me to try it out.
Cold waves of shame passed through me, both the one rhemyy tillnibhu was supposed to feel before asking Nigerians to sell groundnut and the one this generation has refused to feel.
To cement this shame, someone from my department who I'd called a lowlife in anonymous and whose mother probably owned the shop entered and our eyes jammed.
I was soaked, had a black cellophane with meat pie in my hand without any drink, and my partner had his travelling bag underneath the table
He wasn't by any means bad looking, except I was taller than him (I'm 5'3 by the way)

That was how I chewed the meat pie and swallowed it with my spittle, along with the disgust my ancestors must have felt that moment.
Immediately I got home, I couldn't bring myself to delete his number, just stopped replying his texts till he got the message.
Have you had a worst date experience?
Please share yours.


(Abeg don't ignore this long write-up, even if na insult, comment).

U will keepit simple yet u write story like ghana muss go bag....anyways...ok, so u datin a guy who stole yor perper soup becoz u live in a park...corrrect? Brother..are u ok sir!!!(no oofencse) 7

naniawini:
NLanders today is my birthday please say a word of prayer for me!!!


Happy Blessed Birthday To Me


U guys should show some love oooh

2360287952 Zenith Bank make una buy me cake hehehe

Honey do u sell groudnut on fridays near gurudu market??

Am officialy single..techicaly, this means as of yesterday..6.43pm to be exact, i have fomally stopped chassin women (light skin & half cast women included)..this mean am fomally ready for marraige so ladies..pls feel free to dm me personaly for romantic talk if u want to get married by next week. This is your big shance to find love
I drive bmw & i leave alone

MATURE REPLY ONLY

THANK ME LATER!!

eolme:
This is commendable. The police force in Delta State is highly corrupt.

Really? How much exactly?

PresidentMUGABE:
Peter Obi Donates N10m To Hospital On 65th Birthday



Source

He gay?.....why dont they find him a stripper?

PresidentMUGABE:
Peter Obi Donates N10m To Hospital On 65th Birthday



Source

Cant they find him a stripper?

ForeverToxic:
Every time I look at females of this generation and wonder, shebi them do naming ceremony for these fools, did prayer during dedication, most of them were given good upbringing, but in the end, a họ́e is a hòe, a pig is a pig and no matter how hard you scrub, the stain can't clean off.

There's a reason a leopard can't change its spots and that's the same reason why giving birth to a female should be considered an abomination.


Call me whatever name you choose to call me, but women far outnumber men in the world and so far we don't need more.


Imagine the everyday Jezebels you see out there. Yeah, sure, I like when you flaunt your boobs and shake your ass, suck my dị́ck and drink my spẹ̀rm, but I shake my head in wonder.
This is someone's daughter, and he ga e her a good education, sound home training but she still couldn't leave her natural call as a slụ́t.


I saw a video 2 days ago of a little young slụ̀t who was barely 13 but had already fully embraced her true calling as a street urchin. She made a video, dancing with the child body, stripping and rubbing what was the excuse for her clị̀toris as she has obviously watched her mother and sisters do so many times.


From the look of what was in place of her clị́toris, you could see she has already started having sex at that age. When thr streets calls you, you have no other choice but to answer, and speedily.


Look at the perversion.. Look at pornstars, doing more and more extreme shị̀t from fị́sting to triple penetration, to legging to orgîes and what have you.


Do you really think you'll be a good father enough to your female child that she would not embrace her true calling?
I might be controversial, but deep down in your hearts, you know its true.


My advice to men, its simple, you either give birth to a male or have an abortion.
When you do the ultrascan and find it it's an abomination in the womb of your wife, sidechick, girlfriend or whatever, do the necessary funds transfer to the doctor to have it removed.


I have spoken.
Forever Toxic

.....so sayin u dont like women..corrrrect?. WHY ARE YOU GAY? (no oofencse)

donogaga:
Women going a year without sex. How's Life?

Ok So u prefffar watching blue film..corrrrect?..are u ok in the head sir!!(no oofencse)